Aubri Kaufman
@aubrirose
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all voice, no plot. co-eic & chaos creator for @icebreakers_lit.
Joined April 2009
me, getting an acceptance: “obviously” me, getting a rejection: “obviously”
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i’ve just been saying “zoom out” about everything and it’s working.
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RT @poolpartymag: "The story is he killed one woman while wearing a pig’s head and then escaped capture. We weren’t even sure if pig’s head…
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@ImLaurenTheresa OH NOO. do you think all the icebreakers take turns with the same migraine? like do we just share custody and pass it around?
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IT ARRIVED
started the day by ordering a monster hand escaping a coffin ring holder. it’s gonna be a good one.
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idk who needs to hear this but you’re a writer. even if you’re not writing right now. your identity is not dependent on your production.
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writing angry poetry in my notes app isn’t enough. i need someone’s face and a sharpie.
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@ImLaurenTheresa i misread this as “plagiarism” and was so deeply confused (but was still ready to agree with you)
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RT @martinezfjulian: This Tuesday! 7pm CST on Zoom! So siked for this reading put together by @skeletorwrites A cinematic delight for all…
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@kylerseibel we’re in it* together * the devastating inner monologue vortex of existential dread set to the “friends” theme song for some reason
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i feel like a good spin on the 7-eleven taquito warming rollers would greatly improve things for me.
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LET’S GOOOOO
This dumpster (2025) is lit! Say hello to SWEET TRASH PRESS (an imprint of @HouseofVlad) founded by @JillianLuft. Our first title will be @KeersteeMack's radical rock-n-roll road novel, BETTER TO BEG. FALL 2025! Submissions are open!
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