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@ass_wiper3000

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luv music. up the chels + heja bvb. AA23 + OP81. alt: @247365BST

17 • he/him • bi • uk (3🇵🇸)
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@ass_wiper3000
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i wanna find silly people (mutuals ??) that like music :) - i like music - im like 17 - im man - do you like these albums? check out my first ever topster 😎 - and check my aoty out too :) get this shwiggy schwangy going repost if you can :) #musictwt
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@ass_wiper3000
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@hoteIIbreakfast what bjorn do
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@frailstofmind you got an 8... workin at mcdonalds for the rest of your life
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@TundeWalls @InternetH0F this isnt as funny cause the main punchline got cropped (the contact is "N---- I robbed")
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@IzPhilosophe @shaycodee @flyosity @EPM106 everyone knew that rizzler kid isnt related to the costco boys. but that rizzler kid isnt even in this video lol.
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@fukigenk4m3 @KevinCow go for niche servers instead of those big social ones. i only use discord for my friends and some racing leagues i found; the latter is always super welcoming for example
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@32ozRhuleAid @r90d837 @M1das_OW2 @InsaneCope "abstract thinking" as if this is some publication by Nietzsche instead of a basic question
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@RVantrell @derekunleashed still racist :/ sorryy....
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@fleetwoodmaxpng @chadowkat wtf? why? whats your reasoning?
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@RightEazy @sorawlr I WISH MY DICK WAS AS BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER SO I COULD FUCK THE WORLD FOR 72 HOURS
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@ass_wiper3000
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@IAmApolloXXIII @DanielWhyatt2 @JaneidyEve @Mgauzeo @VaspostavljeniD @wwf_uk @nevoIja all the think is about money and not of the consequences from their actions
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@r90d837 @32ozRhuleAid @M1das_OW2 @InsaneCope im not sure answering a completely non-philosophical rudimentary true or false based question with an answer that doesnt align with the criteria of possible answers is not abstract thinking but rather just stupid
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@ass_wiper3000
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@EssieForsyth1 @zboi1719031 @SaintPeepsi @prasadidasi @stone_toss wtf goin on i aint never checkin a stonetoss tweet ever again
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@musicstruggles1 blur was more popular back then and oasis is more popular now. blur has consistently produced better music while oasis has one of the most iconic albums of the britpop era.
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@ass_wiper3000
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@JIDsv so real for this shit JID 💯
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@ChroniclerChaos @LookAtMyMeat1 gog has lowk always been better than steam in terms of games, because DRM free shit is elite. but barely any publishers wanna do drm free stuff so...
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@MrrLH44 @Xarzy5 0 wheel knowledge
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lol did @Project_F4NV get hacked bru
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@ass_wiper3000
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@Kotaku imagine, somehow, the world becomes a real life Division game though
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@philipbergen @oledoteth wtf does previously danish mean?
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@quendergeer im so confused, what are you on about? i just forced myself to watch this whole thing (also that casting would be amazing lowk)
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@ass_wiper3000
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i seriously wonder if theres a person who wasnt scared of eating watermelon seeds with a fear of it growing in your belly as a kid
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Wife: [on phone] I just got home where are you guys? Me: the hospital. Wife: what happened? Me: our son swallowed a watermelon seed. Wife: so? it’s not like it’s gonna grow a watermelon in his tummy lol. Me: Wife: Me: we’ll be home in 10 minutes.
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@ally_xotwod @aferslazx @theweeknd bruno has the aura and music while the weeknd has the actual popularity, almost. MJ's actual popularity is mental, not sure if the world will flock to a musican like they did with MJ again
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@ass_wiper3000
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@tanibeax this is a copypasta, like everyone else is saying, theres legit no harm or malicious intent, it is just copypasta, on top of that it was 4 years ago, why try cancel now? dont you dare hide this reply
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@ass_wiper3000
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@BCNRband concorde on afut was so good they gave it a physical sequel
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@19tothemoon88 @Darth_Autismus @JaneyGodley @ianrow29 anyone who thinks Nazis are actually socialists have 0 media literacy. you take everything at surface level dont you??
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@SpicyCammy @garlicsesameoil proud to be the first like of this spicycammy comment
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@GeordieGreep thanks for letting me know georgie grop
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@_QualityC0ntent @QuackityHQ i dont think he would want to 😏
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@jimmyjamesmm1 @Sandford_Police im sure people thought this of religion at some point. "heresy!", they'd scream at prior unheard concepts.
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@joshgyang @nocontextfooty whys kane catching strays ?? 😭
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@BenRatna1 @M1das_OW2 i dont think it matters; it shouldnt matter to you, its paedophilia, its nasty.
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@woodboy390 @theneedledrop @whotfisjovana fellas is it gay to be in a relationship with a man and woman
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@twetnyonepilots these are both stellar wtf
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@WonderlandJoe @InternetH0F my mothers allergic to red meat and has always been. if she eats it, she'll die, so yes you can be allergic to meat. similarly, you can get meat allergies too, from lone star ticks. youre right, it is hard to be a healthy vegan, but as you say, its not impossible, just "tough"
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@jefferblue @bradtaste next semester is goated wtf
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@FvreignLL no it dont, you jus not looking in the right places.
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@dr3icciardo @TF_Lynxx @MF1motorsports you made me trip for a sec the blue checkmark made me think you were DR3
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@1__Dondo MF DOOM imho more talented than kanye. better producer and better flow.
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@GendoWasRight @anpaure "I Wish Someone Made An Algorithm" Dijkstra:
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@skzijoh @Quackity that video is irrelevant to this tweet
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@samterry95 @philipbergen @oledoteth that doesnt mean youre suddenly not danish lol
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@ass_wiper3000
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@RCFProd @YrnMarkawah @Ramzi_Basbous @LeroyPrince77 what is your point. there is no superiority argument here?
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@rickerzoyers @itoldyoudog this guys an absolute 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@IAmApolloXXIII @DanielWhyatt2 @JaneidyEve @Mgauzeo @VaspostavljeniD @wwf_uk @nevoIja people who dont like the changes make it into the news and what will that help with the people who are causing these problems. If you dont like it then properly sort out campaigns against it. People think from one thing theyve sorted the problem out. Everyone wants to sort out t-
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@ObliteratorBack @beagles_bagel @FramPetro @evilvillain1231 thats miserable, couldnt imagine hating on someone just cause they kiss certain people
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@BCNRband whys it all out of stock 😔
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@southmtn95 @BPDweirdoo @punishedmother @sexytwerp @MolochzMeat as everyones momma would say if you have nothing nice to say is it worth saying it? dont be a hater
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@Hypnoticflamin1 @ProudFede you are not a dortmund fan if you dont know what our views are like lol, we are strongly against homphobia, hence why we dont want to buy that wolfburg MF
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@TheBengalMuslim @Lawyer_Saheba yeah i mean you can do that if you waaant, whats your issue?
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@A1olion @tomsterbom @theneedledrop your replies stink of dickriding
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@geonnyr android is beautiful and apple disgusts me
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@dxvmxnds shut the fuck up, you are racist bro. my mans just having fun and youre miserable; im sure his new family is fine with him like this
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@NoContextBrits WHEYY BANGLADESH NOT MENTIONED
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@si58659 @frailstofmind can yoh SHUT THE FUCK up, i hate people that say this shit, a mate of mine CANNOT take psychology at degree level because they didnt do well in their maths gcse. it DOES fucking matter
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@hannahowo_gta6 @ayeejuju are you parodying a pornstar ?
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@ass_wiper3000
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IT'S @sssniperwolf 's b'dayyy let's clap our virtual mobile hands for this 👏👏. Anyway Happy birthdayyy have a good one and btw no need for a vid drop today you need to enjoy today. Unless you want to
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@ass_wiper3000
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@Blac__Eve @InternetH0F no, are you? did you read what i said? a father is still a father if they're fathering a child... therefore a queer guy can be a father
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@MumOlsson @AlanSpicerYT it is funny, humour while going through a through a tough time is needed right now
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@DISSOLVED__GIRL me practicing the double trouble jerk n' slurp before parachuting into the gay interracial orgy
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@bounsterr @titsamina @WaylonTheSecond just dont click on the profile lol
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@Auzverse @Squeaker @DramaAlert fucking hell youre a dickhead. not everyones staring at youtube play buttons at all times of day
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@draicai @YungLeannugget 98 and 99 makes more sense than 91-94 though. makes it seem like its only a little bit away from perfection.
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@ass_wiper3000
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@ebicpyro what the hell vro
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@VidConAUUpdate @VidCon g'day mate how's it going upside down?
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@FaZeClan @FortniteGame none, fortnite is for amateurs go back to call of duty saddos
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@QuackityHQ i can only see @ThiagosActionTV in here
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@ass_wiper3000
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big thanks to my 69th follower @actuallymegara
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i am a good selfie taker
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@Zeft4K @Lizrrrfangwulf @gob_lynn @LegitBobbyHill @The_sigma_fem ok... but then if someone was a hermaphrodite, they arent male or female, if people go wild on how gender as a social construct aint a thing then so be it but this is biology now. how is hermaphroditism not a sex?
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@ChuchoMaine @ThePeakSanti not an opinion, its a fact
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@EFCevie scrape off the "internet sensation" and youre left with a really nice hoodie
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@VorosTwins you guys went on the library show?
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@BungusCock @RVantrell @derekunleashed mate every israeli born and raised has been in the IDF, theres compulsory participation
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@DerBoora @BatterStateGame nah a .338 makarov would be better
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@alex_wurts @Beefstrong guillotine garlic sauce wtf have i walked in on
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@ass_wiper3000
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@DannyClears @russianslender @PlayVALORANT and you joined in october 2022. imagine a timeframe from 01/10/2022 til now (that's like 246 days), 13,800 / 246 is about 53 tweets a day man. moral of this story: let people enjoy what they want, at least they're having fun, you don't gotta be a twat
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@ass_wiper3000
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@troncoIe thought that was pray for haiti for a sec
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@Fastmuni7 @JackSmi35745971 @yoncecapital tf gays do dont lump us in with rap haters
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@pilotgauge @sigma_lesbie bet you feel so hard
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