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I was insane for this (all hand built and painted by me)
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@nikitamissle
None of us can fathom the pure panic the other astronaut felt in the first few moments
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@Theonewhocums_
My dog is like this- he refuses to rough house with women but loves to wrestle and play with men. He has correctly gendered all the trans people he’s met this way
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@OliLondonTV
You never tried to change your gender, you very publicly spent over $200,000 on 18 surgeries to look like a (male) K-pop idol. Openly talked about it for YEARS with no mention of gender. There’s articles everywhere. Y’all are getting scammed
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@thedurbulence
My sister was once in a zoom meeting where an older person screen shared and open was a word doc with the names of every non white person on the call and how to pronounce them
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@c_roach4
I got this bad boy last week, the bristles are hard enough that every day since I’ve been excited all day for my nighttime shower just so I can use this masterpiece. I feel like a lizard shedding, I flay myself alive and it feels goddamn amazing
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@ShamirBailey
I saw about the principal one that it was an end of the year thing which I think it’s important- not taking away from legit learning time like the braiding
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@Violets4roses
There’s actually just two women in this picture, no men, hope this helps clear things up
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@abram_facts
My parents have a super annoying neighbor named Ann who will sneak up on you with no warning while you’re outside the house and trap you in an agonizingly long and awful conversation. They call it being “ann-bushed”
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@shutupjoeyy
“Not since I fell off the roof the day they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully”
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@BigTucsonDad
Similarly, the time Fabio got hit in the face by a goose while on a rollercoaster
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God I love men. You know that no woman was involved in this endeavor
Someone said 'We should play football with a bowling ball on a pitch of Lego' and someone else said 'Yes'.
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@oocsitcoms
The best dad in the world is my dad. The second best is Phillip Humphrey Dunphy
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@DoctorPissPants
My parents met at their college orientation tour (have been married for 37 years) so when it came time for mine they were like 👀👀👀👀👀👀
All I remember is being sweaty :/
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@justjackmate
This is flawless but the ending when she’s spanking him with a broom as he’s trying, and failing, to escape without the bike? Iconic
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@powerslutgirlz
@Theonewhocums_
If trans men come over and your cats attacked them it would be gender affirming violence
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@verysmallanna
Don’t understand how vaginas can be these irreparably damaged gaping holes after birth unless something goes terribly wrong
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@beccca_xo
When I saw him circa 2017, before he played anything he’d do a crowd poll and have everyone cheer between two songs but then just do whichever one he wanted. Then it got buggy so he danced around to uptown girl with a fly swatter
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@karamazovluvr
I went to tumblr prom and was there for the mishapocalypse. We were in the true trenches of weird girls
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If Twitter dies I’m going back to webkinz. U can reach me after I take my daily trip to the curio shop to mine gems.
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@emmacaulfield
what do you guys think of my grad cap? UD class of 2020 🎉
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@ArloSchenk
@llamalluv
@hypercube2000
@IbKonteh
Then they photograph every single visible injury (bruises, cuts, etc) while you’re still totally exposed and you have to verbally detail and document everything that happened- I even had to hold a mannequin head by the neck to “demonstrate for the jury how I was strangled”
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@TheWrap
A) not blackface
B) immediately addressed as problematic and dumb
C) he gets kicked out like 5 mins in
D) that episode actually does a really good job of addressing mental health advocacy and suicide awareness
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@mistresstailor
Every time I go to thrift stores now I see abandoned sewing machines and it breaks my heart a little. I feel like our craft is being made to look easy and it makes the “fast fashion/ clothes are worthless” culture even worse
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@PunchingCat
I love paintings like these or the early photograph of a dog with a pipe, there’s such a narrative around “oh these younger generations treat their pets like kids”. No, humans have always adored our pets. My ancestors couldn’t buy their doggies ice cream so I will
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@blgtylr
When he told her to touch grass I was like “this woman has touched more grass in volume and variety than you could fathom”
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@michelletweeets
A cop once drove me to the hospital for a rape kit + assault treatment and left saying the hospital would provide me a shuttle home. 18 hours later at 4am the nurse told me he lied (they don’t have a shuttle), tried to call him to get me, and the cop wouldn’t pick up
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@madisontayt_
No joke, what stopped me every time was the reality that the more “sure” the method was, the more horrific your life would be if you survived. And I sure as shit didn’t want things to get worse
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Johnny depp I am so sorry I talked shit about you for years. Abusers are fucking scum and we just pointed the finger at the wrong place. Get your life back king we love you
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@Bondwarrenb
@ALMIGHTYSW4VY
This is my fave cause someone pointed out that either they brought the bear with them or it wandered up and just started doing that. Idk which is funnier
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@seintlaurent
I’m actually happy about a wrinkle I’m developing- my dad has the exact same one and my mom has always called it the bullshit wrinkle. It’s a vertical line between our eyebrows that appears when we furrow them while hearing some bullshit
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@theeashleyray
@pizzademon69
Literally this teenager in a single video gave more attention than cops on my case where I almost died, young girls will save the world
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I’m so fucking sick of this narrative because do you know how hard queer people worked to make this happen during/ after the AIDS crisis? Access to condoms can be life saving and exists purely bc of the efforts of AIDS activists. It’s not a feminist dunk
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Sorry but spike season 5 softening with Dawn and Tara, bringing flowers for Joyce, while still not having a soul alone makes him infinitely more redeemable than angel even before s6 and what he does between when buffy is dead BYE
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@faesugarblood
Maybe it’s because it’s 1am and I’m still working, maybe it’s because my poor sweet dad did so much of these kind of things after my attempts, but I hit “sick little girl” and I burst into BIG tears
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@dog_feelings
I sometimes tell my dog “get a job” bc he doesn’t pay rent then I remember he has a job. He’s literally my service dog. This is proof he’s smarter than me
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@strangeharbors
I remember when my sister & I saw the first one, there was a sequence inside his bag or whatever where they just walked around looking and touching cool animals and we were like “that was dope, that should’ve been the whole movie”
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@notviking
Every night I take off my dogs collar before bed and I scream “there’s a naked man on the loose!” And my roommates and I pretend scream and run around the apartment while the “streaker” chases us
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@dog_rates
Service dogs are the best. 6 years strong AJ does DPT, removing dangerous objects, and other depression and PTSD tasks ❤️ he is also a very good hotdog when the situation demands it
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@redditships
As a woman I would love this option honestly. “Ask when you’re ready and you know he’ll say yes” is scenario with no losses
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@OrwellNGoode
My dog when he was rescued: I have lived outdoors among foxes and wild predators for 3-6 months, surviving on scraps and unbothered by my many diseases
My dog after 3.5 years in a loving home: I will not go outside after sunset and WHERE is my Sherpa lined jacket for walkies
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If a doctor told me I had 1 minute 51 seconds to live I would cue up this video
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To write a book to comfort children about the brutal, never ending slaughter of other children is….. a kind of cruelty I’m not capable of reasoning with
This is a children’s book that was written because the author was trying to explain what’s going on in Israel to his five-year-old daughter and he couldn’t find a resource with which to do it so he wrote one himself. Under the Rockets' Glow: Shira's Journey to Courage by Roman
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@mikemas28
Nature: creates extremely effective predator
Humans: create blankets and peanut butter, give scritches
Predators: :3
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As I always say, if you are not perpetually in awe of indigenous garments get the fuck out of my face. Are you seeing this
So, who here would rather attend a powwow than a Trump rally? 🪶🖐🏾
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@insomniacevents
I would NEVER bring my service dog to this holy shit, that’s so dangerous and traumatizing. Any DECENT handler knows to either avoid such situations or make safe accommodations, here’s mine how he was in wood shop in college. Ear & foot protection, stashed safely away from tools
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@VK_HM
Extended to be the literal final beat of the show finale (him interviewing Liz’s great granddaughter, unchanged, with flying cars in the background)
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@Imani_Barbarin
I’ve said it before but it bears repeating: it covid affected dogs, this would already be over. (Don’t get me wrong I adore dogs) but most people care far more about their pets than the disabled, chronically ill, and elderly
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@TimDLydon
He was the first walrus brought back from an arctic expedition way long ago, and since they had no photos and didn’t tell the taxidermist it was supposed to have wrinkles, he made this 😭😭😭 I love him
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@DontFollowTFREE
Literally at the met gala was the first time I saw her post-baby and my jaw was on the FLOOR the entire time she was on the screen
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@dovergirl95
@SortaBad
Ok but stripping to mad world is a literal scene in Riverdale and it’s as heinous and funny as it sounds
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@deedayzzz
I was at this event, poor guy was doing PR for their whiskey brand and this was his 5th stop of the day and he was so drunk and tired he left early 😭
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@Skoog
I was pondering this a lot as well and honestly, if she dyed her hair and stopped the same Disney smile in all her photos, I might buy it as an actual new phase. Not like an outfit she put on one time
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Thank you all for the love, here he is normally, the most special good boy service dog in the whole world (on insta aj_workingdog)
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I caught
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in a lie. First is an email from the detective stating my phone dump was completed. Second is an email from a SW thanking me for my cooperation. The third is a rejection letter from victim comp for not cooperating, they told me I did not consent to a phone dump
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