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You have to wear many hats to make it in these hills. Residential and Commercial RE Broker Co-Owner of Aspen Luxury Concierge

Aspen, CO
Joined August 2012
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@DefenceU Hey @elonmusk , why don't you watch this video and then see how you would feel if you were in this gentleman's shoes.
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@JulianRoepcke I disagree. They did this before and it wound up depleting the Russians so much that it took them months to recover their operational strength. Meanwhile Ukraine made two successful counter offensives. Maybe leave the strategy to the generals.
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@KevinDinan5 @IAPonomarenko thanks but we don't need them. pretty sure if they invaded Alaska we wouldn't even need the army to repel them...
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@Osinttechnical Is that a Capybara? Didn’t know they have them in Ukraine…
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@NipseyHoussle We are in similar scenario in Colorado. Most of our neighbors are in the 70’s or 80’s when it should be a kid paradise.
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@mrfboyer Sounds terrible; she would then want me to do then instead of hiring out. Flat out trap.
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@shawngorham No water...especially in the long term.
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@maxfisherRE Land Rovers, 100%.
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@RpsAgainstTrump @MalcolmNance A pedophile, a rapist and a gold digger.
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@RobinBrooksIIF @McFaul If you spend any time in Mexico then you would also realize that their domestic consumption of Chinese goods has been growing significantly over the last decade.
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@realEstateTrent That house is ugly af. Wtf is going on with the front elevation? Hodge lodge of architectural motifs. Mini McMansion.
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@HealthcareREguy Sure helps to have deep pockets to throw at problems. Let’s not confuse this with good entrepreneurship.
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@JuanLuisdeMateo @cryptofelon Who gives a shit if he did intentionally buy something like this with the intention of holding out against a company for big money. This is a type of investment strategy that has been in play in various businesses for a long time. Good call in my opinion.
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@roblabonne I am a parent and I still say no iPads at dinner (or really anywhere else for that matter). It is lazy parenting.
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@SMB_Attorney Impossible. I had pre-existing conditions (PEC) pre ACA and it was hard to find insurance, they would carve out coverage for my PEC, and they would charge me more because of the PEC. Best thing about the ACA was the abolishment of PEC restrictions.
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@coleruudjohnson Sorry, only coffee. Might want to add alcohol to that list. 🍺
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@FinPhilosopher Dude just do it. Stop posting bout it and buy the new wheels. You will be stoked.
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@shawngorham Colorado is at the top of the watershed. Even in bad years we get first crack! Insurance is going up but still affordable. Great lifestyle. What more could you want?
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@maxfisherRE Just don’t get knocked up in accident…
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@daveharrington So is it a requirement to look identical to your coworkers in CRE? Looks like a culture I want no part of.
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@maxfisherRE Covered land play for sure. Been considering this in Latin America…
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@chrisdmowrey Those kids are SO stoked. Awesome to see.
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@ShlomoChopp Remington 870 Tactical. Cheap, reliable, effective. With little practice you can get down right surgical. You can also drop it in a river, pick it up and it fires. Believe me, I was a fishing guide in AK and this was my bush weapon of choice to fight off brown bears.
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@Osinttechnical They don’t even operate front end loaders competently!
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@FantohmDAO Not gonna lie, pretty pissed about where my FHM bags are at with very little recovery on the horizon. Been with the project since the beginning. Plans on bringing this price back up @FantohmDAO ?
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@shawngorham In real estate isn't it always the case that the easiest money is for those who connect directly with a seller, whether that is a wholesaler or a listing agent on a deal? Least risk, control the deal, great upside.
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@AutismCapital Ok, this is dumb, even for some @autista like yourselves. Why not post a pic of Putin doing real terrible shit, cause that is why we are giving billions. Worth every penny.
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@Nallysmom @KrissBergTweets Got two words for you; Western Slope. Nuff said.
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@DeFiProdigy I had 1.1 eth drained before I stopped a phished. Should I be worried about more draining?
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@RobertMSterling @SBA_Matthias $1500/month for garbage health insurance for my family is hardly a win. That number is up 20% from last year and 50% over the last three years. Insane.
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@FinPhilosopher Old beater home for under $1m in Carbondale, rare real estate. Whopping 1,342 sqft!
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@CautyMu @TheRogueItachi Wait till you tell her about your new job at McDonalds and that the lambo you promised her for her birthday ain’t gonna be there this year!
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@nytimes Well no offense but the movie looks super gay. Given that gay folk only make up a very small percentage of the population, I imagine this would not hold a lot of interest to the majority of people. Sorry, no interest in a gay romcom, I think most agree.
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@LeadershipAcad1 What a wonderful, rare animal…let’s shoot it! I will never understand trophy hunting. Too bad there is no catch and release like fly fishing….
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@defi_darling So the fact that you say “do I stop PAYING my nodes” should make you take a step back. Don’t ever get involved with a project that you have requires payments to sustain itself, cause that by definition is called a Ponzi.
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@ClintFiore Gonna have my two year old do this and see how it pans out…
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@WhipRealer @Stonedpipez Ozone layer didn’t disappear because of the Montreal Protocol and massive international action not seen before or since. Don’t downplay major international issues because you feel a need to over simplify science to fit your narrative.
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Not gonna lie, if my dog saw this he would turn into a Russian. 😂
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@trader1sz @ilovegraciexo Sounds like someone doesn’t get laid enough bruh. Why you bagging on the Thottie for giving some nasty scrubs that spend too much time in front a screen some hygiene advice?
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@thedefiedge Cannot disagree more. Should absolutely have fun in your 20’s. Chase tail, surf or ski/snowboard for a few years, adventure around on a shoestring budget, get random odd jobs that pay the bills and give you enough to have fun and travel. Your mind and body will never be young
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@danheld @SecYellen If I change banks I have to change so much bullshit. Why don’t I just have a wallet address that I can use to receive money? Why are my accounts attached to specific banks? Dumb.
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@_SaveOurStatues Yo dummy, did the US government create years of lockdowns combined with censorship of all press and draconian measures like locking people into their apartments so they cannot escape fires? Thought not.
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@IuliiaMendel @UNESCO Yum. So to be fair, I have worked in both Russia and Ukraine, and had borsch in both. That said, I virtually lived on it in Russia because the rest of the food was terrible and the borsch I had in Ukraine, as well as all food, was far better. 🇺🇦
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@bivofollower @NipseyHoussle There is something to be said about downsizing or heading to to senior homes when dealing with some geriatric health problems but yes, they have every right to stay put and enjoy their home.
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@CaseyMericle Sell; helping a friend sell a mixed multi family and MHP portfolio in the mountains of CO. 62 mobile home sites across three properties and then two small multi family properties. All are great covered land plays with future higher density development available. Buy; lots of
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@realEstateTrent We feel that way about Costa Rica. Mexico is much easier with the kids.
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@IvoHDaalder @McFaul @ChicagoCouncil Where is the “send in the Air Force and steamroll these Russian barbarians” option that I think a lot of Americans would choose? Why frame it in only two questions?
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@ReedTimmerAccu You stop at Alfonso’s for that burrito? Some damn fine Mexican food comes outta that little gas station restaurant.
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Hey @weareshepherd , just got charged $5800 by your company without an invoice and our hire lasted less than 2 days before ghosting us. I tried to DM you about it but no reply. Also, your team bugged the s*** out of us to make a hire but now have mostly gone dark. What gives?
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We need more leaders like this in our society at the moment. Folks willing to tell the truth and who strive to do hard things through hard work. Glad to see it.
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As the new head coach, Sanders encouraged the incumbent players on the team, which went 1-11 last season, to transfer out of Colorado to make room for what Sanders calls superior talent. More than 50 players decided to transfer.
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@TaylorTrader923 @SMB_Attorney That’s correct. Please do not even come visit, your lips might crack.
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@Couchcouchman @SMB_Attorney @phill3510 Sure, making a point of the fact that the Front Range really is not a skiers paradise, unless you enjoy sitting in traffic to the mountains and back.
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@NFTsAreNice Wait you were worried someone would rob you cause you were wearing a MAYC hoodie? Maybe you just need to get out more in general.
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@secretsqrl123 Wait, actual government health care instead of the for profit racket? May have to move to CA soon. Especially if the real estate will be cheap soon.
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@fud_ruckers Must be near the bottom.
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@SMB_Attorney So much to unpack here…but I won’t because everyone else did. Please feel free to take some people with you when you go.
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@unusual_whales Just btw, IRS has always made you report payments that large on those platforms. Ask anyone who does business on them.
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@Dale116dot7 @KevinDinan5 @IAPonomarenko Clearly someone who know's nothing about Alaska...there are not even several dozen cities to be flattened. Nice try bot, kick rocks.
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@Gio_wx I have seen Dust Devils in Nevada rip juniper trees clean out and toss them hundreds of feet. Also have seen fire whirls do the same while lighting everything fire.
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@maxfisherRE So there is a lot of confusion here. Generally there is a markup known as a procurement fee (10-20%, we go with 15%) which is agreed to in a contract. Some vendors will also offer commission which is a piece of the job itself, often 5-10%. Some states require disclosure but most
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@kanoinchina @Osinttechnical Russia can bring it. Get their ass whooped by Uncle Sam and his happy marines for all we care.
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@bethanyjbabcock Cost to have two kids in day care each year in Colorado; $36k. Day. Care. Absolutely insane.
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@x_cryptonat Fully, 100% disagree. Critical thinking should lead to logical deduction whereas many of the people labeled conspiracy theorists use no logic, base no assumptions in fact or reality and use fallacies to support their conclusions.
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@LeadershipAcad1 Ever been to California or Washington for Asian food? Pennsylvania has the best farm to table in the country hands down. Kansas BBQ is superior to Texas. Gotta get outta your bubble my man.
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@AdamNev93 Rattlesnake farm. I like it.
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@ZelenskaUA Funny thing about all the liberation videos; Ukrainian soldiers are always so hard working and professional they have a very hard time letting their guard down. Goes to show thief training is good and they are réstela complacent. Slava Ucrania!
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@Wildlaw406 Bar is low out there.
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Couldn't say it better myself. While I feel for the Palestinians who are having to evacuate their homes and face mortal threats, the backing of terrorist groups in the name of ethnic and religious solidarity over supporting moral justice and national unity is beyond me.
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This week has shown we have a lot of compromised Americans. “For an American citizen to vote as a German-American, an Irish-American, or an English-American, is to be a traitor to American institutions; and those hyphenated Americans who terrorize American politicians by
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@shawngorham Dealt with crippling anxiety during COVID years; new kid, roller coaster market, death waiting around the corner, shrinking social circle. Ended up in the hospital multiple times. Absolutely was the worst. That said, we made it through and we’re better on the other end. Life is a
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@ChainLinkGod @AutismCapital Also has a bookend marble setup that costs more than you will make this year.
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@lilygrutcher Man I would love to party with this chick! Why can't we get a young, hip and sexy leader in the US instead of grandpa 1 or grandpa 2?
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@MrJonesSTRs While nice on the waterways, Florida is the epitome of bad urban planning and urban sprawl. It is like a suburban hell on earth. Access to public lands is few and far between. I will continue to long Colorado and other Western States, thank you very much. 🍻
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@roblabonne Rescue a dog. So many need your loving home and will protect their adopted family with a faithfulness not found in a purebred you buy as a pup.
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@Cobylefko @hanslorei That house is ugly AF. Hard pass. 🙅🏻‍♂️
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@JenniferBroome @RockyNPS Looks pretty good all things considered. The fire will leave a nice mosaic of flora and the area will regenerate healthier than before.
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@dig_deeper1 $20 steaks? Where are you located? Any good steak houses around? Sign me up for that price.
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@ClintFiore So the hoodies actually keep them cooler. I roofed with a crew in Houston and got nuked in short sleeves. Next day I showed up in long sleeves like the boys on the crew.
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Ohhhh back when the wife and I were DINKS. Wouldn’t trade our current two child life for anything though….
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@TheBreadMakerr This whole line of “inflation was crated from stimulus” is pretty BS and I am tired of CT complaining about it. The majority of inflation was cause by supply side shocks during the pandemic, now exacerbated by high costs of energy. Putting a few g’s into peoples hands wasn’t it
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@LiaLevy888 Pure bred Mexican Street Hound. Look cute but mean af when they want to be. Smart, resourceful, independent.
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@FinPhilosopher 😆. Can’t agree more. Buy the car, have the fun, chase the girl, make the memories. Only got one shot, don’t waste it.
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@everydaywefight @cryptomanran Wow dude, you are out of touch. Pump some more $$$ into $FB and see where it takes you.
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@UtahPolitician @CNN @business @foxnewspolitics @MSNBC @HuffPost @BreitbartNews @CBSNews and @ every news agency in the US. Why are you not taking clips like this that represent how people actually feel viral? Follow this woman and see what she has to say cause it represents most folk today.
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@shawngorham See that a lot here in Colorado where I live. Crazy thing is there is such a labor shortage that once these folks retire no one fills in the gap, creating further strained display and even high prices.
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@catgirl4romney @shawngorham Sure is barren and ugly…
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@WatcherGuru Wish I could like 100 times
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@kipmccauley @SMB_Attorney Hope your eyes didn’t shrivel up and fall out in that terrible mountain air! Such bad air quality at 10,000 feet.
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@BillDA While I agree, in some markets these cuts are bringing prices down but not enough to really impact the market. Ambitious sellers and unrealistic agents listing high and then cutting back to market prices is happening around here a lot. Those prices are still 60-80% than 2020…
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@danielsusskind @berlin_bridge Gut punch. My boy is about the same age too. Devastating.
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@maxfisherRE Oh here we go with Millennial bashing again. Fun stuff.
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This right here. We should be upset. We should condemn violence. We are America and we should stand up to Russia, Iran, Hamas, North Korea, and anyone else who prefers violence to peaceful coexistence in the world today.
@ChaskelBennett
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Video: "We are not alright!" "We should be angry!" I am not only your mayor, "I am your brother." One of most riveting declarations of friendship and defiance you will ever witness from an elected official. Watch as @NYCMayor Eric adams pours out his heart and soul in defiance
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@SMB_Attorney Can confirm that inventory fell off a cliff in the small mountain towns of Colorado during the pandemic buy up and have never recovered.
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@imrichardfertig @chernobelskiy @StompCapital Richard, which property do you own in Nosara? Any interest in other markets in Latin America by chance?
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@ShannenPill So just curious, do you and your partner work full time? Much easier when home and with baby 100% of the time. Interesting data points though.
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@mhprvpmvp @shawngorham @DougDeMuro Yeah, the LandCruisers and HiLux you find down there are bad ass. Most run on small micro diesels that cannot be imported to the US. Best alternative here is the Chevy Colorado with the 2.8l Duramax. If the new LandCruiser came with a diesel option it would spark my interest
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@SMB_Attorney @phill3510 Cannot agree more here. Folks think the front range is close to skiing and it is not. LA is closer to Big Bear than Denver is to Breckenridge.
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@MrktMeditations Can they pay me in crypto after I have to go back and work there?
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@PPCExpertRick @ChrisRamsey60 My doc said similar things. Also noted if you do the TRT it could increase your risk of heart disease over the long run.
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@ILoveH1story Today that would cost a zillion dollars and take ten years.
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