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web and email developer. everyday is my birthday. Start telling stupid people they’re stupid. #BlackWomanInTech

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a long ass, but very informative, thread for the big breasted (and otherwise) broads among us:
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when it comes to Angel Reese, Megan Thee Stallion, Glorilla, and Sha’Carri Richardson, you cannot say a thing to me about them. i’m so proud of those girls 🥹
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@hiimshoe @wapplehouse “How could you be confused by a goat eating ber— wtf????”
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@magicarixna @keyon A free one at that.
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@PhuckinPharaoh @JonFordX You ever get your groceries home, look at what you have, and be like “this cost HOW MUCH??”
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@85illshit if you have to go to a different state two days every week, the offer needs to include covered transportation, food, and lodging to even be taken seriously.
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@Brieloveslana Not gon lie that’s where I closed the video lmfao he ain’t have to do allat
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@CarrieCnh12 @Whytrustme See that context is important cus I’m like hell if I had noticed her struggling I woulda tried to help so I wouldn’t have been mad if my man was just being helpful, but if picking up the perilla leaf is my man’s way of shooting his shot, we got issues now 😂
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@nhannahjones There is quite a difference between safely social distancing somewhere for maybe an hour or so and having to sit in poorly ventilated rooms with over 20 other people who also cannot social distance for over 7 hours, 5 days a week.
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@skinclasshero Lmfaooo if only you knew. first episode she met some grown man posing as a teenage boy online smh. Emma was the definition of going through it.
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@hailpeezy Especially at that age when most kids don’t make enough to even file a tax return
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@KrissyMccalla @NicoleLewisLCSW not he thought you couldn’t be on your period cus the rent wasn’t due yet lmfao
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@accradadaba @Iovesoright There was literally a Lucien on the Originals lmao
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@niccolette_ @hannahhuffn @yonnitsunami I would boo every time I saw her ass on campus.
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@TruHeru @MrsJellySantos no, he paid his portion before the check was even generated. which was smart as hell considering what came out lol
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@loveliYungWoman They basically said it’s either rolling blackouts in different areas or one big ass undetermined power failure across the state. Granted they wrong as hell for making sure the rich neighborhoods & the skyscrapers downtown kept electricity. All that shoulda been shutdown.
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@lonthecelebrity @caliphorniaqing I love a multilayered joke. Top tier content lmao
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@aelcheapo @mikathabrat Ain’t nobody talkin about “paid all the bills” broke, we talkin about “can’t even afford the bills” broke.
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@whereisindya If you can’t wear your bonnet around a man, he don’t care about you, your hair, or your edges and he ain’t the one for you.
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@nhannahjones Also, it is far easier to leave places where people aren’t following safety protocols than it is to just walk out mid class because you’re teaching students who can’t stay 6 ft apart and who won’t keep masks on and hands washed.
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@runwaymi @_saintsmith_ The whole room said “wow” 😂😂
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@jojobaoilhoney I’m just waiting on patois, ima be like this
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@loveliYungWoman Texas is on its own power grid so it can’t borrow energy from any other states, the wind turbines in west tx are frozen solid so we can’t use any wind energy, and the grid isn’t strong enough to handle the increased electrical usage across the state. Tx is ill-equipped.
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@OkSoMik doing too much is all she got, all she knows. we’ve already seen that her stand up skill isn’t there.
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@BBHLinc @c0kahina This is true. And Joan wanted nothing more than to make partner and she knew there was no way that was going down if she got pregnant plus that wasn’t part of the Joan Clayton vision lmao
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The fact that “Keke palmers” is trending and not that boys first and/or last name 😂 shoulda kept it cute, Great Value Stedman
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@_RevRun jail and the military lol
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@iriskeating @itskeyon I saw people calling it “nature’s cereal” lmao
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@TheBlackLayers And adequate living conditions
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@tribune34 Is he supposed to not post one of his kids the same way he posts the others just because they’re not blood-related?
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@itsKARY_ Woulda thought I caught the spirit. Falling out and sobbing.
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@BeyMeatPW the thigh, the bussdown, the red bottoms, the mini dress. it was a lot to take in lmao
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@rocketzpower got his real daddy’s eyebrow
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@Brieyonce cus that’s embarrassing as hell and let me find out you embarrassed us for attention or worse, content, i’ll never be seen outside with you again
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@_heyyymscarter @TheBrookeAsh There go Riley lookin like the matriarch
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@SomaKazima Avoiding the studio
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@retewc @ladailynews @BodegaaCat Give people a chance to find out.
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@SupernovaMomma They see kids as servants, assistants, dress up dolls, emotional support pets, (emotional and/or unfortunately physical) punching bags, etc, but not as smaller humans who will one day be adults. They don’t believe kids deserve respect, privacy, apologies, or boundaries.
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@cosmic_browneee @jmill26_ That, plus the fact that she has to continue to obliterate her hairline for the rest of her life to keep up the façade.
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@shidijsaysso @Pinky_Balboa @JustJermainee Nothing about her enforcing her boundaries makes her belligerent. She wasn’t disrespectful and her tone wasn’t bad. She was just being honest.
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@makeupbyshaniah You couldn’t pay me enough to drag myself like this anywhere
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@jsopretty__ you just know Nia wanted them to jump soulja so bad lmaooo
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@ashleymcoleman_ Two bedrooms & two bathrooms. Being together does not have to mean losing your space. Nobody’s sleeping in the living room when the other is sick or mad. Y’all can always sleep together or go back to your own room. Decorate how you want. Sleep in or be up early in your own space.
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@TrapMoneyChris You thought this was the one huh?
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@VengeanceGod31 You can’t get coin when you owe coin lmao
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@Brieyonce cus why my auntie posting herself as a firefighter, maam you walk with a cane.
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@LupusFiasco you gotta imagine how big that blessing is gonna be though. God taking away something for your good to give you something unfathomably better.
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@nyasimoneg @thekrissychula somebody else’s home surely ⬇️
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@theygotkary He definitely worried about the wrong holes, I can tell you that.
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@KristinaM1991 @caliphorniaqing @WrittenByHanna They padded the hell out of her for the trailer then cus sis had hips.
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@almost0jake @TerrillCharming I assure you she already knows how to fight in heels lmfao
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@AsiaChloeBrown He could’ve made a free trial account like... you can get Spotify for free for 6 months sometimes omg
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@emphoeahnigga for being a Grammy award winning independent artist with a sold out arena tour for one…
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@Shorebird713 He’s not required to disclose his status to anyone he’s not intending to have sex with. He was worried about being shamed for having it, like you’re trying to shame him for hiding it. Why are you so pressed about it?
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@Shasha_Marie12 @nhoodpublicist you not wrong though lmfao
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versions of you will d*e & new versions of you will be born over & over & over, not even on no reincarnation type shit but just throughout your lifetime. do not go looking for “the old you”; that person is gone. gotta find who you are now and then find who you’re supposed to be.
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What’s a thing or two they didn’t prepare you for in adulthood?
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@thaRealNa @Williemooreroad It’s a literal lyric to a song, are you well??
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@yodasprozac @janellessthan3 sometimes you gotta wake it up
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@polarseItzer @hailpeezy My source is I was a teenager with a job like feel free to google
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@keyon Not only did TVD kill Bonnie SEVERAL times throughout 8 seasons, they killed her man Enzo and we had to watch him as the ghost she refused to let go smh.
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@just_brandi1 @KrissyMccalla @NicoleLewisLCSW chile they think we can hold it in, skip it, flip it and reverse it. as much as men chase puss, they don’t know shit about what’s going on in there smh
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@smoke_nd_pearlz they do lol they either wish they made enough to own one or wish they could luck themselves into finding someone who already has one and the chances of them finding a woman who both owns a Pagani and would want them are SLIM.
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@ebonyheavenly_ Her legs were moisturized and her calves were showing. There was uproar.
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@Pinky_Balboa A lot of y’all want kids u can talk to any kind of way, who blindly do what u say, don’t question or disagree w things that don’t sit right w them, & don’t assert boundaries w family & ur doing them a disservice bc u aren’t considering how that will carry them into adulthood.
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@niccoyat people feel ways about getting groceries delivered but it helps me save to not be in the store just picking shit up lol i know how much i wanna spend and i can keep track of that in the app. plus it’s just more convenient. even if you do a pickup order.
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@XavierDLeau Not somebody really created a fancy Rent Em Spoons. Martin owes Cole an apology.
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@justwalkerr People jump on TMZ’s case every time they do it. Just because YOU didn’t see it, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
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@DragonflyJonez I was 6 in ‘98 in Chicago when Jordan got his last ring. At 27, Lebron don’t hit the same for me.
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@ctrldanie @keyon I thought that too lol they stay tryna make a new spinoff
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@talleyberrybaby “you look drained, you look exhausted. girl them late nights ain’t good for you. really starting to show on you” he was pissed lmfao
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what yall are never going to do is come into my post being nasty about NAAN ONE OF THE WOMEN I MENTIONED. cus i got a block party your ass will swiftly be invited to.
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@keyon It’s not even realistic for today, ain’t nobody enduring workplace abuse for a check lol
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@ashleymcoleman_ Work from your bed without someone snoring next to you lol. ENJOY THE TEMPERATURE YOU PREFER. Be as clean or as messy as you please in your own room. And always have a spare bedroom when people come to visit. Common spaces are mutually respected territory.
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@caliphorniaqing She exhausts me omg
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@YungYinkv a deposit that doesn’t go towards a service is automatic gratuity.
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@queend236 It’s one of those “we can mess with our cousin, but y’all can’t” type things I think
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@twhitson26 @Sheesh_Its_Mish i’ve never seen a therapist that doesn’t charge a 24 hr cancellation fee and it’s usually closer to their self pay rate which is less than she charges your insurance (the national average is $195) so not only can she not fill your spot, now she’s losing money she expected to make
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@CatwalkDarling I’m dramatic so my mind always goes to the worst possible scenario lol. people die in 24 hours! You better check on me and let me know you’re still alive!
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@sicksadchris i mean the tl said he set the renaissance ticket prices lol
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@85illshit at the very least. round trip business class flight, car service to and from the airport & to and from work, breakfast, lunch and dinner, and a very nice 3-4 star hotel room. they should be able to swing that for a couple days a week lol
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@ThenAddressIt @BlackAndSuper @AkiresHenri @NewtypeShawty @Jas_O_Mine13 @Winterrr_ that was my first thought lol my mama had us at the kitchen table with books open. she wasnt standing over the stove waiting for the water to boil nor was she over my shoulder the whole time. it’s not impossible. then you do whatever’s left after dinner, get them bathed & in bed.
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@ohnoameerah If you read the caption at all she said that was her grandma’s dream car.
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@moaningroaner yes, of course OLYMPIC GREATNESS herself
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@WrittenByHanna If y’all think the wife didn’t ask for Jessica herself… 😂😂
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@BangBangCanes I mean he could’ve just not fathered that many kids… imagine how much comes out of the custodial parents’ checks every pay period to take care of the kids cus I can bet it’s more than $20-200
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@rwbiiie Guessing it’s Jonathan Majors
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@MKiesha49739 @emphoeahnigga just loud and wrong. move around.
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@Skinnyy_B That and it’s not even a permanent fix like your eyes can continue to get worse again to the point that you’re back in glasses and contacts. So all that for nothing really. Nope.
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@SowmyaK Feel free to delete this fallacy.
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@KIMbruleeee People literally RAVE about how gorgeous she is all the time. This is a weird ass lie to post.
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@f_scalzetti @byeeitsjanea @Radio_Reem I watched the second video and I’m stuck on Dooky Shoes
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@REDSEASHAWTY @LovePassant she wanted to live in your skin omg
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@Ela_Hadrun You would think, for people (especially parents) to know how easily kids pick up illnesses from other kids at school and bring them home, they’d be a little more understanding and supportive of the teachers, and not even want their kids in classrooms until it was safe.
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@MikeishaDache She just mad cus the collection plates came up short when the tour dates dropped, she not low
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@NeverAnother1 @SomaKazima if men ain’t consistent in anything else, it’s choosing themselves the first time every time.
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@thaRealNa @Williemooreroad Girl what??? YOU assumed all that because you didn’t know the lyric and then went to be nasty to somebody who didn’t even @ you, so yet again I ask ARE YOU WELL??
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@brittsus But if it’s someone in my contact list, shouldn’t there be a name on it?
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@miiriya1 I feel bad cus I laughed right before I read “y’all better not laugh” and then I kept laughing lmaooooo
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@just_brandi1 @KrissyMccalla @NicoleLewisLCSW somebody posted on reddit that her brother thought we all only had them for 2 days and his sister was faking like it was longer to get out of doing shit. nothing but creamed corn and legos and their heads.
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