See this gummy I’m holding? It’s LEGAL cannabis. 100mg. Psychoactive. And you can buy it over the counter. No medical card. My I-team report Monday 5pm.
@wbaltv11
This is the thing that fell on my head, sliced open my hand to the tune of eight stitches and cost me three days of inability to do my day job, and weeks of canceling virtual yoga privates.
Prob didn’t cost $250 let’s be real. Anyways.
Welp since this tweet is doing the rounds of renter twitter, an extra detail is - the only reason I was opening the medicine cabinet that day was to pack my belongings since my lease was ending and my rent ... was raised. During a rental market crash in a pandemic.
I’m fine I just have a v ugly right hand/thumb rn that needs lasering etc eventually and they even have correspondence of my injuries, the faulty fixture that allowed it to fall, etc??????
Anyways not that it matters in my individual instance a whole lot but this is KGP Management based in Fort Lee, NJ though they do business as individual LLCs of the buildings they manage in Brooklyn and Queens.
Alright I at least just now got it in writing that I’m getting a check for $250 to at least cover what was already deducted from the return of my security deposit 😒
I guess they figured I just ... wouldn’t ask them about it or say anything?
Now for the medical bills etc....
All weekend Grealish has been doing this thing where he says “the Turkey needs feeding” and then someone pours vodka down his throat. I’ll probably delete this
This, in a Regent St fitness store, is what obesity looks like. Flabby curves highlighted in hideous lime green velour. The so-called “body positivity” movement is not “inclusive”, it’s dangerous.
Fox's Brian Kilmeade on Lionel Messi coming to MLS' Inter Miami: "The only thing I worry about, he doesn't speak English, and I want to see him sit down and talk."
@soapachu
@itxaropena
On sept 11 2001 I used AIM to let my mom know I was alive. I think there are several generational divides happening in these replies
Counterpoint: a skincare ~regimen~ is indulgent, time for self-care and relaxation. And, my goodness, it is possible to donate money, do good and add to the world and still buy serums. 🙄
Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:
ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?
HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.
I don’t really have anything additional to say except that Grant was one of the most supportive and kind people to met since I met him. And a good host and friendly connector of people. An incredible loss. Basically in disbelief.
Done deal and total agreement reached, confirmed. Gianluca Busio leaves Sporting Kansas City to join Serie A side Venezia on permanent deal. 🇺🇸
#MLS
#Venezia
Personal terms also agreed. Sporting KC will receive €4m guaranteed + add ons. Busio will be in Italy soon.
@BallBlastEm
We’re glad you only pop in with takes like this every four years. But hey, if you ever want to get with the rest of the world, come join us, you are welcome
@jgentgesdo
@learninlife
I get the derision because I would have been there, but I’m on and off meds that don’t play well with booze and it’s nice to have the taste as a treat
Ok if Americans are supposed to test their ⚽️ mettle with European clubs, same goes for digital folks I guess. Happy to finally announce I’ve signed with
@ManCity
as their US content producer! See you on tour this summer 😊
My 2023 season ticket plan was $6,802.00 for two seats.
The price they quoted to retain my seats is $30,600.00
This makes Inter Miami the most expensive soccer ticket in the world with what I can only assume is the biggest year over year price increase ever.
Outrageous.
Let me just do the FAQ, yes I’m vaccinated, I got Pfizer, yes I was wearing a mask indoors, no I don’t know how I got it, yes I am staying home, no I don’t have a fever, yes I got treatment.
Ok? 🤪
Pep Guardiola has lost back-to-back finals, including Super Cups, for the first time in his professional managerial career.
There's a first time for everything. 😳