Archie Manners
@archiemanners
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YouTuber, Magician and Presenter. Bookings/Enquiries: [email protected]
Londres
Joined February 2009
For the first 5 years of Philip Schofield's life, homosexuality was illegal. And we're now surprised that his relationship with himself was complicated, and resulted in a number of horrible lies? And now we're collectively driving someone to suicide. Well done everyone.
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They've taught me a great deal. So grateful for their infinite wisdom xx
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Here are some royal commentators commentating on Harry And Meghan's interview. that they've not seen.
With Harry and Meghan's Oprah interview coming me and @archiemanners wanted to see if Royal Experts were always truthful with how they report on them -
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Mind, blown.
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BREAKING: The UK music charts are EXTREMELY hackable; even with a rubbish song from an anonymous band. I know this because @joshua_pieters and I made it to number 27 and nobody noticed. Full video:
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The anger about this is absurd. It is, SO OBVIOUSLY, far better to be honest and say you don't know than offer a crap opinion. The guys an expert in YouTubing, not Middle East Politics.
🇵🇸🇮🇱 KSI is asked about Palestine - Israel. "I honestly have no idea what's going on."
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Katie leaving Twitter. At least she’s got her trophy.
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Out of respect for the Queen I will not be paying my VAT bill to Her Majesty’s inland revenue at this time.
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I have 3 sets of Monopoly - complete with board, pieces and chance cards, but without any Monopoly money. If your sets are missing any of those bits, I'm your guy.
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So last night, a childhood dream of mine came true. A video @joshua_pieters and I was featured on The Late Late Show. I'm totally bamboozled. Thank you @benwinston @latelateshow and @JKCorden . So very, very much.
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Katie Hopkins' current tweets on Philip Schofield tell you exactly why we did what we did. Awful, awful stuff.
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I absolutely ADORED "HERE COME THE GIRLS" last night - can't recommend enough. Still dancing around the office this morning! Grab a ticket here:
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Now that @joshua_pieters and I share a youtube account, our homepage is a strange mix of Golf videos and quite camp Musical Theatre.
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I had lunch with someone yesterday….
Yesterday @archiemanners and I convinced anti-vaxxer Piers Corbyn to take £10,000 he thought came from AstraZeneca to stop criticising their vaccine. Except it was monopoly money and we recorded the whole thing.
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This is Suella Braverman being declared DICK OF THE YEAR, having just launched a new small boat. Watch the full film at 10PM on @TheLastLeg on @Channel4. #SuellaDick.
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If anyone wants a comment on the interview, I'm now able to offer one.
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Guys @joshua_pieters and I CONVINCED THE WORLD TO STAY INSIDE FOR 3 WEEKS! Video up soon, can't wait for you guys to see it. 100% our finest work!.
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Who else is watching the national treasure on bake off?! Absolutely hilarious. (Spoiler: she likes yeast extract).
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Not sure if this is a marriage proposal or the start of a business partnership, but thrilled to continue what we're doing. Starting tonight, with a worldwide exclusive. .
There's been a change on my YouTube channel, which I am very excited about. The last year with @archiemanners has been brilliant, we are loving working together and hope to bring you more of what we have done, in the future. Starting tonight.
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To everyone who's messaged me when I haven't replied, to those whose pub quizzes I've missed & to my flatmate Robbie, for taking over the sitting room, sorry. It's been a crazy week, immersing myself infall things Tiger King. To @joshua_pieters thank you. Let's smash it.
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Mr @joshua_pieters and I try and create videos where we do incredible, unlikely and almost-impossible things with titles that surprise you. Am going to pitch ‘WE WENT ON HOLIDAY’ to him.
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Hey kids, forget school. Just sell microwave meals on deliveroo- they don’t check!!! Xoxo.
New video! 😬
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So we tricked Carole Baskin into giving us her first interview since Tiger King? By playing her old clips of Jimmy Fallon. Enjoy.
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Someone’s commented calling @joshua_pieters and me ‘GINGE AND CRINGE’ . Thank you, will be the title of my book.
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We Tricked Craig David & Holly H into thinking they were guests on James Corden's Late Late Show. This the first of a series of three videos from @joshua_pieters and me. Next episode tomorrow evening.
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I think this is the best thing @joshua_pieters has created in a very, very long time. Enjoy (and congrats @LewisCapaldi!)
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brb just gonna go live on 20% of my income whilst I legally am unable to do my job. ☺️☺️☺️.
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Hi We've Been Busy. Stay Tuned. xoxo.
Now that Katie Hopkins can’t read Twitter, I can tell you that on Monday I made her fly to Prague to pick up a completely fake award. Video up shortly.
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Overheard. Assistant: 'Do you have ID to buy that beer?' CustomerL: 'Oh crap, no. I have a wikipedia page though?'. Reader; the wiki page was accepted. Welcome to London.
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If it's good enough for Donald, it's good enough for The G.C.
Ever wondered how @realDonaldTrump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize? Watch our new video to find out!
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I’m in Barcelona Airport. In tears watching @Schofe . What a man. How far we’ve come, how much further we have to travel. #ThisMorning.
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The world's a mess so I've downloaded Rollercoaster Tycoon. Gonna live like a 7 year old for a bit.
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What's everyone's least favourite default Voicemail. I have never felt 'Welcomed' by 'Giff-Gaff's Voicemail service'.
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hehehehe thanks Guys. Love from Matthew. Jimmy's still asleep xoxo.
Carole Baskin has given her first interview since Tiger King to J̶i̶m̶m̶y̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶l̶o̶n̶. I mean, @joshua_pieters and @archiemanners 🙈
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Thank you all for such kind comments on our latest piece of work. It means the world that so many of you have enjoyed what we made from our sitting rooms. X.
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Oh wow. Matt Lucas likes our video. Christ on a bloody bike.
Congratulations Katie!.
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This was super fun. Go crazy.
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@marcuswareing I saw your tweet re cancellations @MarcusBelgravia last week, and booked for last night. It was the MOST fabulous evening, the food exceptional and Nadine (who looked after us) was absolutely wonderful. Thank you for a fabulous evening.
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This might be the funniest thing I've ever worked on.
I tricked a bunch of reality stars into talking nonsense on a fake TV Show.
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Delighted to announce, since it’s trending, that I am Cameo’s most expensive ‘talent’. Please book me, it’ll just take one of you. .
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About a year ago @joshua_pieters and I did look into buying Woolworths for a video. It was going to cost a lot of money. Alas, this latest news has nothing to do with us.
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👀 More coming soon.
🚨 | BREAKING: Just Stop Oil protestors have been surrounded by “Just Stop Pissing Everyone Off” protestors - preventing them from marching in the road
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I’m interviewing @realDonaldTrump on Wednesday at 8PM. Grab your ticket here to ask him a question!
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I’m in a WhatsApp group with @ToffTalks , @Jack_Maynard23 , @mikeyp121 and others. For three days now we’ve been discussing our favourite ‘Roys’. Currently Keane beating Hodgson. Will update when I can.
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I'm worried about the Turkeys that are born to feed 12 people. Do they now face an early demise, and the freezer?.
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Looks like this dreaded virus is going to be part of our lives for a short while. @joshua_pieters and I are seeing what we can do to make you laugh* if you're stuck at home. *terms and conditions apply.
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I'm now incredibly bored, so Yes I will do your podcast.
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This is quite the video.
BREAKING: WE'VE SPENT THE LAST FEW DAYS UNDERCOVER WITH JUST STOP OIL. TODAY THEY HELD A PARTY TO 'CELEBRATE' THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS, AND WE WERE THERE, GIVING THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. FULL VIDEO TONIGHT.
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Predicting @joshua_pieters will hit a million by Christmas. Will RT this on 25th December to prove I'm right (or I'll delete this).
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It's amazing watching my 100% atheist, straight friends stand in front of God at their marriages, knowing my 100% religious, gay friends can't do the same thing. But God loves Everyone, obvs.
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I have, unfortunately, resigned myself to the prospect that I won't be performing magic live until at least next year. And it makes me really very, very sad.
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Its so hot I've done nothing but watch Instagram stories all day. What a life. What a legacy.
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@IvoGraham TV can’t make up their minds either. Although my mother convinced it’s ‘ALCATRAZ’; which is a whole new thing.
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I ate so much pizza at Ambar's party last night that Face ID isn't working on my phone today. Depressing. @Caspar_Lee.
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Miss Gemma Collins is officially a Nobel Peace Prize Nominee.
We've successfully nominated Gemma Collins for a Nobel Peace Prize. Usually only Presidents and Prime Ministers can nominate people, but @archiemanners and I used our skills to give @realDonaldTrump a run for his money. Congrats @missgemcollins x
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Have we put an innocent man In a psychiatric hospital because of his sexuality? Well done lads. What a country!.
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Archie Manners also announces he won't be participating at Wimbledon or the Olympic Games this year. There will be no further comment at this stage.
Rafael Nadal has announced he will not participate at Wimbledon or the Olympic Games this year.
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Guys @Caspar_Lee had an allergic reaction, he’s been on the loo all morning and looks funny, but don’t worry he’s fine.
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Not that I need an excuse, but will be ordering from @McDonalds this week, to support their brilliant work in helping rehabilitation.
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A really great article about the nonsense @joshua_pieters and I have been up to this month.
King of the social experiment @joshua_pieters is at it again
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Just did a radio interview from a loo. Half way through I accidentally set off the hair dryer. How's your day going?.
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Come say hi to me and josh; this was brill.
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What. A. Day.
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Morning everyone. I'm doing a new Archie Asks. It'll be out next week. Woo.
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👀👀🤭.
I tricked a bunch of reality stars into talking nonsense on a fake TV Show. Full video out tomorrow, but here they are giving a shout out to a made-up charity.
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This is why life is worth living.
This is so amazing ❤️ For 12 years an elderly woman said "hello" to the school kids as they passed by her house. When the kids found our their friendly neighbor was moving hundreds left school to give her one final "goodbye" .
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Dec. But not Ant. I stood on his right so I could pretend to be Ant. It was fun.
Who’s the most famous person you’ve been in a lift with?.
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I don't know whether we need more restrictions or not. I'm not a politician, or a scientist. What I do know is that not knowing, and living with this uncertainty, is extraordinarily harmful to many - both psychologically and economically. I just wish we could be told.
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Hi here’s a funny thing please watch it.
Hahahahahahahaha @joshua_pieters has done it again .
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BREAKING: WE TRICKED TUCKER CARLSON, BY TELLING HIM I GOT FIRED BY KATE MIDDLETON @joshua_pieters.
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I don't understand what Huw Edwards has done wrong. The Police say no crime was committed? Can I get other people fired based on my own value judgements?.
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I just waved at a two year old on the tube. She grinned and waved back. Day made.
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Magic lost an icon today. If you’ve seen the art form on TV, he had something to do with it. RIP.
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