Archie 🫧
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But we’re not ready to talk about this are we
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No way an arsenal fan is flexing our trophy cause they can’t win their own
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I remember getting dropped down from set 1 cause I was terrible and then basically teaching set 2 cause I was so good. I was basically Mitrovic
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Bit of celebrity spotting on the train to the ground. He’s even got the same top on 😂😂
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Good job you blurred your faces boys. Wouldn’t wanna get arrested for banging a drum and waving flags
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If Bowen is through on goal in the last min of the game to get an equaliser I’m running on the pitch and slide tackling him myself
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This might be the greatest interaction I’ve ever seen in a group chat
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I can still never wrap my head around this. Do foreign fans think it’s gonna wind us up?
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@Johnnerz1987
@Nathan_egleton
If you’re gonna foul someone you better do it properly and go the whole way
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The 50,000 fans in this type of stadium will be able to generate so much more noise than double that in any other stadium in this country. Beyond jealous of that stadium
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I’m a man of my word
WHEN West Ham won the UECL I’m getting the trophy tattooed on me
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This video just proves that no matter how serious you’re trying to be and no matter how annoyed people will get, if someone shouts irons, you physically can’t not repeat it
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Pretty sad we have to have comments turned off for this. Eid Mubarak to any Muslim hammers ⚒️
To our Islamic community, we wish you a peaceful and blessed Eid al-Fitr to you and your loved ones 🌙
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I thought the atmosphere that night would never be beaten, and then that night against Leverkusen blew me away
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This cunt was slapped silly and removed from the ground with the whole away end against him. Do not make this about all of West Ham. He is not welcome in any away end ever again
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@klirinomia_
Already sung about a European trophy for a season, not about finishing second x
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Just a photo of 2 European Champions appreciating each other
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@oe_ollie
@BBCBreaking
Anyone who has respect for him after one year of positive stuff has blinded themselves to everything else he’s done throughout his career
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This has to be such a prime example of why you can’t judge a match based on stats. The game was so even for 83 mins and then we slipped up twice
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So let’s decide, who’s the better midfielder
Mark Brexit Noble
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The other guy
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West Ham have never lost when I’ve worn this Bukta shirt and the last time I wore it was in Prague. It’s coming out of retirement tonight
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If we win this and draw Lazio in the next round the ground will be absolutely packed with people begging for spares. Makes me sick
Over 30,000 tickets remain unsold for the London Stadium on Thursday night despite prices dropping as low as £15 for adults and £5 for kids
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“Mum is dad coming to say goodnight to us? No son, he’s driven up to Waltham Abbey on a Monday night to set off fireworks outside a hotel”
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I still can’t believe that 127 years ago some ship builders decided to have a kick about after work, and now I’m off to France to watch west ham play
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There’s also one Scouse club I’ve been continuously seeing today in London. Desperate to be different them lot
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To be fair, bit weird if you’ve waited about for an hour to abuse your players after the game
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Being personally responsible for the downfall of central is a great feeling
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If I didn’t know any better I’d think this was a Palace chant. Not Brighton fans literally singing about themselves getting filled in all over Europe
Tear-gassed in Athens 🇬🇷
Battered in Marseille 🇫🇷
Wanked off in Amsterdam 🇳🇱
Stabbed at Roma away 🇮🇹
What a European tour from
#bhafc
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Trains cancelled going up. Trains now cancelled going down. But none of that matters cause West Ham make it all worth it
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A customer left this and I can’t tell if they’re anti-facist or anti-45
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The fact that we had so many at this parade when most who were in Prague were still there is forever fucking amazing. Imagine if we won the league
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Anyone who claps an opposition goal should have their season tickets revoked. Couldn’t believe how many people did it when Rice scored against us
No matter how good of a goal that’s scored by the opposition at Selhurst you will NEVER see me stand up clap them..
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Train fare, hotel, a day of holiday used. Please make it worth it West Ham
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1 year ago today I filmed maybe the greatest video to ever be filmed at the London Stadium
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@SANTACRUZJ0KER
@Yoda_2005
@HamillHimself
Soz didn’t mean to hit an insecurity about your meme making abilities.
The key to a meme is for it to be short and flow of the tongue
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My son tried all day to get Rice’s shirt and he didn’t even bat an eyelid… Cheers Declan, sons crying.
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Do you ever just sit down and think, thank fuck I don’t support a team like Brighton?
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I’ll sell someone the space behind me at the turnstiles next week for 50 quid
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Had the day off work and fancied some pasta. So I’ve taken myself to Rome for the day
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So often watching West Ham the trips you think won’t be much end up being some of the best. What a trip ⚒️
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The UK: “I really wanna do well in Eurovision one day”
Europe:
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What was the best moment you’ve had in 2023 watching your team?
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What a moment
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Michail Antonio
Who is the BEST non-professional Footballer you’ve ever seen? 🤔
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I’d take a Carabao with West Ham over the World Cup with England. Club over country always
Would you rather see your club side lift the FA Cup, or see the National team win a major tournament? 🤔
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That was for the euros 🏴🏴🏴🏴
3️⃣ Finals
3️⃣ Losses
No luck for Italian teams in European finals this season 🇮🇹
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As someone who runs a pub. Queuing is by far a slower way to get served. The bartender can see everyone at the bar and can plan their next person and even start serving you while finishing the previous order. Never ever queue single file
Some recent Single File Pub Queues
This is the real problem facing Britain in 2024...
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Can you imagine if they all united to combat rising energy, rent and living costs for people of this country?
🚨 NEW: The Tories, Labour and Lib Dems have all united to condemn Nike's new St George cross design on the England Euro shirt as they demand a return to the original
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We haven’t had a youth player properly break through in years. I really hope it’s him
Mohammed Kudus got George Earthy to recreate his celebration after the 19-year-old scored his first West Ham goal 💜
#WHULUT
#BBCFootball
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Getting a cab back to the hotel alone at 5am and having the driver tell me he just got out for manslaughter was a scary moment
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Just found this photo from last night that I don’t remember taking
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@BritishAlba
@PoliticsForAlI
@LBC
And if labour backs 21st you moan and if they don’t then you also moan
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@ollyk99
@_DeclanRice
Yeah I’m sure that 30 seconds had such an effect on the club. They’re people too don’t forget
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Don’t think I can actually handle not having Europe again next season. What a life we’re living ⚒️
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I think this is the saddest I’ve been to see a player go since Collins. What a man
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Yeah who cares if you finish 20th if you have £190m in the bank 😍😍
£190m for Rice and Paqueta and we finished 14th last year.
You know how good that is 🤣
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Before someone tries say I’ve never been to Upton Park here’s the proof, shame the trim is so poor
“If you play for that badge, you’ll be loved by the fans.” 🙏
From Upton Park roots to European glory…
This is massive. This is West Ham ⚒️
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