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and I talk about the goat herding nuns who are suing New York to avoid providing health insurance coverage for medically necessary abortions.
You heard me. Goat-herding nuns.
#BoomLawyered
Goat-Herding Nuns Are Making Their Case to SCOTUS
SHOOTER: I was inspired by trump.
MEDIA: what could have caused this?
SHOOTER: look at this cool photo of the word “trump” spelled out in firearms
MEDIA: he probably played too much fortnite
SHOOTER: it’s like trump said, Hispanics are invading us
MEDIA: we may never know
what's the point of being so mean about this? Yeah it it really does suck when you're fresh out of college, have no money, and have to commute for an hour and a half to get to work. We should all acknowledge that sucks. Why are you making fun of this woman. Capitalism sucks
Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄
Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.
I used to tease my mom when she got into birdwatching later in life. She LOVES birdwatching. Just now two different birds popped by my birdbath and I reached for my phone like I wonder what kind of birds those are and then I froze—
This is how it starts
Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET
Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?
🔴 UPDATE
#Israel
#Palestine
Biden has called Netanyahu an "asshole,” according to 3 people directly familiar with his comments, NBC News reported.
Biden said he is trying to get Israel to agree to a cease-fire but Netanyahu is "giving him hell" and is impossible to deal with.
During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”
People are passing food and water through the gates to the Columbia University Gaza Encampment protesters.
Columbia has completely shut down access to campus to try to starve the encampment.
Charles married his side piece. William married a commoner. But it was Harry marrying the Black American tv star that caused the Royal Family to collectively shit its pants.
If I'm Imane Khelif, I'm suing the shit out of JK Rowling for defamation and whatever the British equivalent of intentional infliction of emotional distress is. Can she sue in British court? I have no idea. But I would if I could because fuck that wizard lady
The University of Mississippi student who made the monkey noises at a Black woman has been kicked out of his fraternity.
Phi Delta Theta announced his removal today.
Earlier, the UM NAACP called on UM to expel Phi Delta Theta member JP Staples.
jk Rowling has been silent af for 3 days. That broad hasn't stopped whinging about trans people for 20 minutes in like 7 years but now I guess she's the middle section of a human centipede and can't talk
i find Biden’s candidacy insulting. He’s fucking phoning it in. Coasting on his white dudeness. Plagiarizing plans. Calling 10 year olds good looking. Generally being mediocre and if not creepy, definitely weird.
Meanwhile Elizabeth Warren.
That’s it. Just Elizabeth Warren.
People have constantly mocked single women about how they're going to die alone surrounded by cats.
Now that it turns out men are the ones dying alone, it's "sad" and it's up to women to "take care of their fathers."
No matter men's problems, it's women's job to fix them huh
I have worked on old men in their 70+ and women in 70+
Most men in 70s I have seen coming to the hospital are always alone, forgotten and sad. Be it poor or rich, most of them are always without anyone to take care of them.
The truth is men die alone and it's sad.
Old women on
not only is this untrue, it is offensive to people who have dementia patients in their lives whose personalities have absolutely been changed by this disease.
my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is
I was just thinking last night that one of the main reasons we have so many abortion bans is because men don't understand pregnancy.
Dozens of women are suing in Texas in the Zurwaski case because men don't understand it's not healthy to keep a dying fetus in your fucking body
The CDC is no longer recommending Americans to stay home after testing positive for COVID-19, a major shift in policy that comes as much of the country has moved on from the height of the pandemic.
It’s nice that Betty White got her flowers when she was alive. That doesn’t happen for a lot of people. She went out knowing that everyone in the fucking world loved her and that’s pretty remarkable
A flight from Atlanta to Barcelona was forced to turn around after a passenger had diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane
“This is a biohazard issue,” the pilot said
Honestly I don't see the problem with this. They're asking for money in lieu of gifts. They're basically saving their guests money given how expensive wedding gifts are
I saw that post about caramelizing onions taking 90 minutes and i just want to know why that person found every onion in the tri-county area and put it in a small cast iron pan
THE NURSE THAT WAS RUBBING BRITTANY WATTS’ BACK AND TELLING HER SHE WOULD BE OK AFTER SHE MISCARRIED (AND WENT TO THE MF HOSPITAL 3x!!!) WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED THE POLICE OH MY GOD
Imagine if California passed a law banning firearms and outsourced enforcement to the public. If you catch a person with a firearm, you sue them and if you win you get 10K. Sure it violates the constitution but *shrug*
That's what's happening with abortion in Texas right now.
White people* really think every job they’ve ever gotten they got purely on merit and every job a Black person has ever gotten they got because of affirmative action.
I didn't know who Luke Combs was before yesterday but now I like Luke Combs after seeing that performance and reading about how respectful he's been towards Tracy Chapman. He definitely let her take the lead last night and I'm 😭
NEW: an ideological divide is emerging between young men and women in many countries around the world.
I think this one of the most important social trends unfolding today, and provides the answer to several puzzles.
Conservatives are frothing at the mouth over Malia Obama drinking rosé at a party just shy of her 21st birthday.
These are the same people who had no problem giving Justice Brett Kegstand a lifetime appointment to SCOTUS.
We need to quit conceding that CRT is being taught in public schools.
Conservatives do this thing where they redefine words and then people use those definitions as if they are accurate.
We gotta stop doing that.
If your kid is learning CRT, your kid is in law/grad school.
Jamaican people are Black.
Jamaican people are not African-American.
This is why folks need to just stop saying African-American. Just use Black. Capital B.
If you’re still calling Black people African-American, it tells me that you’re not comfortable around Black people.
the sip of water.
the calm and dismissive way in which she answered the question.
and then her calling out why he asked her—to distract her. will he ask the iowa coach the same question? nope. she knows it. we all know it.
masterclass.
I asked South Carolina head coach Dawn Staley if she supports transgender women (biological males) playing women's college basketball.
"If you consider yourself a woman and you want to play sports or vice versa, you should be able to play."
I truly do not care how much you dislike this woman, she should’ve been POTUS the last 4 years. The damage that Trump has done to this country is incalculable. It’s literally incalculable.
If you don’t have kids, you should:
- Be hitting the gym 5 times per week
- Have a strong social life
- Be working on 3-4 interesting hobbies
- Traveling as much as possible
You have all the time, there is no excuse
It is pretty wild how people who are complaining that they can’t breathe with a piece of cloth on their face expect Simone Biles to maybe break her neck for America
Dear White People:
This Thanksgiving is when the rubber meets the road. This is when you talk to your racist relatives about what’s been going on during the past year.
Don’t just talk about it on Twitter.
Be about it in real life.
So apparently twitter is suspending accounts who openly hope for trump's death but somehow they were silent when obama was getting death threats for 8 years
funny how that works
I’m apalled Rashida Tlaib said “motherfucker.”
She should’ve said “grab them by the pussy.” Or perhaps “moved on her like a bitch.”
You know—civil language befitting the solemnity of the office.