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@anessasantoslaw

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America's Business Lawyer - empowering and equipping American entrepreneurs

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Anessa Allen Santos
7 months
@Cobratate Where do you find these women? I don’t know any women like that.
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This is the best video compilation I’ve seen yet of what happened with the #aliens in #miami . If you didn’t hear, 100 police cars called to the scene, Apache helicopters, airports closed, power cut, police scanners down.
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@DonaldTNews That’s not Hillary Clinton
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2 years
@kyledcheney I’m not gonna lie - it was the most eventful hearing of my 20 year career - if anyone makes a movie out of the Jan 6 case - this scene must be included for the entertainment value alone 😂
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
#SBF of #FTX accepts extradition. Why? Probably because he cut a deal for bond with house arrest.
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Anessa Allen Santos
7 months
@Lea_Christina4 @PiersUncensored Sex is immutable and gender is irrevocably tied to it. Languages have pronouns, not people. Americans are so easily manipulated to war against one another because “they” know that if we were united, “they” wouldn’t stand a chance.
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
@happycrazytown @GovRonDeSantis You’re always welcome to move to CA where Newsom has provided a welcoming environment for people who share your ideology
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
I’m sorry. This may not be “professional” but it’s important. I agree. I do not believe even for a second that the #boeing #whistleblower unalived himself. I am not buying this story one bit. But I do believe that increase in accidents is due to philosophical changes at Boeing. I
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
@rizzn I just finished up a case where my client was one of six charged with this crime. There are nuances I’ve written memos about. Feel free to DM me
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Anessa Allen Santos
6 months
It’s a beautiful day here in Naples Florida where I’m speaking on a panel about #bitcoin power and politics with @samuelarmes
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
This is my sweet spot right here - criminal defense and fintech. Now this is one trial I’ll cover. Follow me for breakdowns on what’s happening at trial. #sbf #ftx
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
The release of the Crypto-currency Act of 2020 was a smashing success! Thanks to @MarshallHayner @erikfinman @RepGosar and his staff with blessing me with the opportunity to participate. Video coming tomorrow!
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
@ewarren Then why hasn’t Hunter been charged with any crimes - and for that matter - why hasn’t any banker?
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
@jtfdenver @GovRonDeSantis You’re always welcome to move to CA where you and Newsom can freely continue your misogynistic attack on women
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
I don't understand why we are holding out for a vaccine when there's no vaccine for the flu, or the cold, or HIV, or cancer, or a multitude of other conditions. Why are we so certain we'll have one for #COVID ?
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
@Shibtoken After game stopped, I probably won’t use robinhood for anything ever 🫤
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Anessa Allen Santos
6 months
On January 24, 2024, Texas Governor Greg Abbott declares that President Biden has breached the constitutional contract between Texas and the United States by inciting a border invasion and refusing to protect Texans and Americans generally. Since the President has abdicated his
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Anessa Allen Santos
3 years
I just booked my flight to the #bitcoin lightning summit in El Salvador! ✈✨ Are you coming? #btc #lightningnetwork #blockchain #fintech
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
To be a competent #blockchain and #fintech attorney in the United States is to spend every day piecing together a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of the sky
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
I am deeply disturbed by @Bitboy_Crypto description of people with autism as "disabled" and "mentally impaired" in his interview with Owen Shroyer of Infowars about the #FTXScam . Autistics are often benevolent, deeply caring savants.
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4 years
Excited for the debut of the Cryptocurrency Act of 2020!!!
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
BIG NEWS!: US patent office rules that artificial intelligence cannot legally be an inventor. via @GoogleNews
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Anessa Allen Santos
8 months
The #SEC knew full well what Kraken was about when they charged them $34 million in staking fees. This is evidence that the SEC is operating IN BAD FAITH and care more about their coffers than they do investors. This is an unholy transfer of wealth from Main Street to government
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U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission
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We charged Payward Inc. and Payward Ventures Inc., together known as Kraken, with operating Kraken’s crypto trading platform as an unregistered securities exchange, broker, dealer, and clearing agency.
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Anessa Allen Santos
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It’s a great day to travel from Orlando to Miami by train for a meeting with Miami Fintech! #fintech #mia #crypto #blockchain #bitcoin
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Anessa Allen Santos
1 year
@forthepeople @FLSERT I would like to claim compensation for emotional distress, mental anguish, and for loss of productivity.
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Anessa Allen Santos
3 years
@mathbabedotorg Hello my hero of ethics! YES - I purchased CLEAR which let's me jump the airport security line. I think this raises ethical questions about the classification of society, but I did it anyways.
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
@jordanbpeterson @CPOntario Let’s move you to Florida - I can think of three easy visas you qualify for off the bay
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
Miami suits me
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Anessa Allen Santos
10 months
Alright … I give in … In response to popular demand, Ill start posting all my stuff here on X
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
Senator Elizabeth Warren tows the line of virtue signaling about financial regulations to tank the #crypto industry. The big banks pay the fines to continue their long history of all the crimes she cites. What do you think? When has more financial regulation ever resulted in less
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Anessa Allen Santos
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@VivekGRamaswamy This is precisely why I wanted DeSantis to stay in the race. Because if anything happens to Trump, we need an option that is not Haley.
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Anessa Allen Santos
7 months
@VivekGRamaswamy I like all your words, and if I knew it was real, you’d have my vote. but you have no record I can examine to judge your sincerity. Obama pulled this trick, and I cannot risk it again. 🫤
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
Thank you @CryptoWendyO for having me on today!!!
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
Aaargh - @elonmusk Your About Twitter corporate website hasn't been updated since before you took the company private. Looooook 🙄 it's still Q2 2022 on the site.
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
Are you sick of the Zoom drama? I know I am. Because Zoom has taken my payment and downgraded my account, and then REFUSES to answer any of my account inquiries - I'm now researching Pexip. Any experience with this video conferencing alternative?
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
Fani Willis wore her dress backwards and her flag pin upside down. What the heck? This is not an oversight folks - this is intentional. What does this mean? Is this some kind of weird psyop?
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
In areas with the strictest lockdown measures people are still dying of #Covid at the same rate as areas with no lockdowns. #LockdownsDontWork
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Anessa Allen Santos
11 months
Pence is a sell-out trying to ride Trump’s reputation. Pence doesn’t get to say “we” without a mug shot.
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Mike Pence
11 months
Under our administration, in four short years we rebuilt our military, revived our economy, unleashed American energy, and we appointed three Conservatives to the Supreme Court that gave the American people a new beginning for life.
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
In Boston with Rose, my intern, enjoying the Encore ahead of the sentencing hearing tomorrow in federal court
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Anessa Allen Santos
8 months
Once I accused the #SEC of being a "pay-to-play" system, but it looks like those may be the good old days in comparison to their new take-no-prisoners-approach. If #Binance has any hope of suriving as a company with a U.S. footprint, they'll have to pay the fine. Even so, that
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Anessa Allen Santos
1 year
I had the best time on the @CryptoKnightPOD with @itzjoshuajake and @samuelarmes - can’t wait til next time!
@itzjoshuajake
Joshua Jake
1 year
Money laundering 101 with #bitcoin and the USD. 🚨 On todays Around the Table interview we ask one of Floridas best attorney’s @anessasantoslaw how CEOs are taking advantage of the crypto space, aka “Wall Street 2.0” 🤯 Full video on @CryptoKnightPOD
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Anessa Allen Santos
1 year
“Kale tastes like I’d rather be fat.” 😂 I love Senator John Kennedy!
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
It’s hard to be a lawyer when you care more about your client than they care about themselves. There’s a lesson in here somewhere 🧐
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8 months
What she doesn’t say is that there are no rules for #crypto to play by, and this gives the government carte blanche authority to imprison an entire industry. Wait, what’s that called? Oh yeah, communism.
@GoingParabolic
Jason A. Williams
8 months
The United States will defend its global reserve currency status with the full force and authority of each and every regulatory / military option at its control. You will never DeFi the United States of America.
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2 years
THIS 👇🏻 is the most important thing to happen to America 🇺🇸 in a decade. THIS is slap in the face to fascism!
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Elon Musk
2 years
Dear Twitter Advertisers
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
#SEC Commissioners Hester Peirce ( #crytomom ) and Uyeda confirm that the Commission's position remains regulation by enforcement. In short, the SEC refuses to clarify when a #cryptoasset is a #security or a #commodity and refuses to permit issuers to register as securities dealers
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
@unusual_whales Apple and Microsoft
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
Privacy is different than secrecy. A private matter is something you don’t want some people to know, while secrecy is something you don’t want anyone to know. Without privacy, all of society would be naked all the time.
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
I am so excited to be a published academic in the peer-reviewed #floridabar journal on #blockchain #fintech #smartcontracts and #tax ! Hyperlink to be provided as soon as the Florida Bar Association posts the journal online! 😁🥳👩🏼‍⚖️
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
Well it's official, the great apocalypse is here. Coronavirus closes Walt Disney World, Disneyland Paris, Universal Orlando Resort via @usatoday
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
If this is true, if @RobertKennedyJr really intends to pardon #snowden and #FreeAssange - the he has my vote. Because over all, I stand for freedom and justice. The demonization of Snowden and Assange is an affront to freedom and a threat to us all. This is a hill I will die on.
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
I know a lot of the #covid test numbers are wrong, but ICU numbers don't lie. Either the ICUs are full, or they aren't, and in Florida and Texas, many hospitals are full. Hospitalizations for #coronavirus symptoms are a much safer metric.
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
Learning something new is a journey, not an event. The more complicated the subject, the more time and effort the learning requires. Although your first exposure may sound like a foreign language, if you keep at it, in time you will become fluent. #intellilaw #blockchain #fintech
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
@erikfinman I had a great conversation with this young man while in D.C. I can guarantee he is brilliant and totally deserving of the accolades he Carrie's. Moreover, he is full of compassion. I am a bone fide fan of @erikfinman !
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Anessa Allen Santos
7 months
@LA_MARZULLI This is the best footage I’ve seen so far
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Anessa Allen Santos
3 years
I am proud to share my latest academic publication just released by the Florida Bar entitled "A Florida Lawyer's Quick Guide to Accepting Cryptocurrency Payments". #ethics #bitcoin #crypto #blockchain #fintech #floridabar
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Anessa Allen Santos
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I don’t understand this. Stephen Hawking couldn’t even breathe on his own. How on earth is he alleged to have participated in an underaged orgy on Epstein Island? This is absurd. via
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
No mention of blockchain does solve a lot of problems.
@JimmyPatronis
Jimmy Patronis
4 years
HB 1391 Relating to Technology Innovation passed the Florida Senate and now heads to @GovRonDeSantis for signature! Thank you Representative Jamie Grant & Senator Travis Hutson for encouraging FinTech growth and innovation here in FL!
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
@libsoftiktok Nope. Just no.
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
I didn’t know #openai was working on #robots . #figure is a company I am unfamiliar with, but this appears to be very competitive with #teslabots . This robot is remarkably dexterous and I can see this replacing human workers in short time in a variety of fields. What are your
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
Is your salary the bribe you are paid to forget about your destiny?
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
This is NOT a new discovery. We’ve known that men and women’s brains are different for my entire life! Case in point - the corpus callosum thins with the introduction of testerone in the development of the male fetus 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Anessa Allen Santos
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Well this should scare the pants off anyone with a bank account. Fortunately, elder GenX is here to suggest solutions. When GenX was little, our parentals made us memorize a secret password to use for protection. If someone we didnt' recognize came to pick us up from a school
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Anessa Allen Santos
1 year
Yaaaasss! And I can name a few more!
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
I am a corporate attorney and what NY has done to @realDonaldTrump has certainly changed my mind. I will not personally sign any agreement that selects NY law to govern the relationship, and I will advise all of my clients to avoid NY as well.
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5 months
JUST IN: Kevin O’Leary educates CNN host about the Trump “fraud” trial, says every developer in America would be penalized like Trump if treated the same way. 🔥🔥🔥 “Excuse me. What fraud? You get a developer that builds a building and he says it's worth $400 million, and he
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Anessa Allen Santos
3 years
Do you want to learn about #bitcoin and #blockchain but don't know where to start? I watched this documentary over the weekend, and it's one of the best introductions I've seen to the topic. You won't be disappointed!
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Anessa Allen Santos
8 months
@brian_armstrong And yet the outcome is the same
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
It’s highly unlikely dem-controlled media suddenly decided to turn on Biden, but rather this was the plan all along. What do they have planned next? Hunter's $20,000 drug retreat: via
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Anessa Allen Santos
1 year
Biden’s motto: Every man left behind. BRETT BRUEN: What a bloody disgrace! Biden maroons 16,000 Americans in the Sudan warzone… I was an Obama diplomat who rescued US citizens aboard - and this is shameful via
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Anessa Allen Santos
3 years
WHAT IS FACEBOOK HIDING?
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1 year
@AnheuserBusch This is total BS. No apology = no forgiveness
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
All the big tech companies - ALL OF THEM - received massive grants from the federal government to get to where they are today. And YOU PAID FOR IT WITH YOUR TAXES. So do not compare your success to theirs. If you built something on your own, take care of you and yours, and employ
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
Precisely why I avoid all Zuck related products
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Edward Snowden
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sure laugh at zuckerberg's stock crash but remember that in five years he's gonna own your eyeballs and pause the ads every time you blink
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Anessa Allen Santos
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I HAVE AMAZING NEWS! I won the world's preeminent business award from #stevieawards as SOLO FEMALE ENTREPRENUER OF THE YEAR! According to the Judges comments, they were most impressed with my dogged determination to apply #blockchain to #humanrights and #socialimpact .
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
I was lead counsel for defendant Nobody in this case, meaning that I have access to and have read all the evidence. I know how this story ends 😉
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
So grateful to have won the Silver Stevie Award for Solo Female Entrepreneur of the Year ... Thank you!!! #StevieAwards
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@LouDobbs @MailOnline A secret from whom? We all knew.
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Anessa Allen Santos
6 months
Imagine diving into the entrepreneurial deep end with just a pitch deck life raft—this blog post argues you'll need the full business plan ship to navigate investor waters successfully! It's like the difference between showing up at a party with just a snack versus a gourmet
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Anessa Allen Santos
10 months
Well whaddya know, the federal reserve banks, which are neither federal nor do they sport reserves, are exempt from federal, state and local taxation effective October 1, 2023.
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
Amend the U​.​S. Constitution to Abolish the Slavery Loophole in the Thirteenth Amendment - Sign the Petition! via @Change
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Anessa Allen Santos
3 years
@RobinhoodApp You are beyond redemption. I'll never use your platform on principal alone.
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
@brainstorm_law Wait, I got an idea. You can use this to segue into CBDCs and a discussion of whether to love them or hate them, and why. You can study all the white papers, etc. and the class can collaborate to draft one or more in groups and submit it to the Fed!!!
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Anessa Allen Santos
9 months
Yesterday I saw the Minuteman III ICBM test here from the coast of Oxnard CA. Governments around the world are setting off test weapons while they’re lecturing us about climate change. No wonder I don’t believe them.
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
Are you worried about whether the politicization of New York courts could negatively impact your business? You should. Even if you hate Trump and are dancing the tango at the recent ruling that may bankrupt him, you must realize that you are only a hair’s breath away from New
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
I think one of the lessons from #COVID is that our nation cannot be sustained alone by software development out of Silicon Valley, at least not when the revenue generated from these mega-enterprises never make it down to the workers. We need to bring home manufacturing.
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Anessa Allen Santos
7 months
I am no expert on election law, but it seems to me that democracy is about the people choosing who they want to represent them, and not courts choosing for them. In what political system do judges choose candidacy for office?
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
Check out my latest blog post on how you can use a lawyer to faciliate the sale of cryptocurrency or other financial transactions. #intellilaw #fintech #bitcoin
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Anessa Allen Santos
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This is what I’ve been saying. #FinCEN is a bureau of the Department of the #Treasury and it has been supremely weaponized against Americans. Now it admits it has been using its power to force #banks to flag your transactions at #bassproshop and #cabelas as well as any purchases
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Anessa Allen Santos
8 months
#altman #openai and #projectq * may threaten humanity
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Anessa Allen Santos
2 years
😂😂😂 I see it! It wasn’t censored!
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@NerdNationUnbox Great 🫤 now I want a donut 🙈
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Anessa Allen Santos
4 years
Why has this story not taken over all news media??? With Pentagon UFO unit in the spotlight, report mentions 'off-world vehicles not made on this earth' #FoxNews
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Anessa Allen Santos
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President @nayibbukele of El Salvador just blew my mind 😵‍💫 He’s right of course, but I never thought about it this way before. Now I’m steaming mad 😡 and you should be too. We’ve all been suckered and robbed. Every last one of us. Now the real question is, what are we gonna do
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Anessa Allen Santos
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@ByteFederal @ByteFederalAU Wow! That’s spectacular !
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Anessa Allen Santos
5 months
I represented Richard Paul, aka Nobody, who was a co-defendant to Ian Freeman. Freeman didn’t just dupe his customers, he also cheated his friends and co-defendants, which explains why so many were offered lenient plea deals. The circumstances surrounding my client were
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Anessa Allen Santos
1 year
Fantastic day at the Enterprise Connect conference at the Gaylord Orlando for the UC&C and UCaaS industries. For my colleagues in anti-trust watch out! Microsoft, Cisco and RingCentral are partnering to deliver integrated solutions. Where’s Google? With Waldo, I think. 🤔
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Anessa Allen Santos
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Are you a #fintech #startup frustrated by expensive U.S. #regulations and #compliance requirements? Consider launching first outside the U.S. Try an overseas accelerator program to test the waters, and when you're stronger, bring it on back to the U.S. #blockchain #crypto
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