was real sad for a sec bc i didnt see any fireworks yesterday, not one single explosion but then i remembered i literally punched someone in the face last night for saying n****r multiple times and trying to justify it, and felt like that just topped my day off too good to care
i sucked this dudes dick before i really knew what tf was up now he's trying to talk to me about the damn second amendment... smfh wasted my time and my succ
Tell me how i go to my dads and he’s all excited to tell me about his new cooler for his produce... its a naked juice cooler from a gas station that they gave to him??
I had the best little wedding yesterday. Had the best time afterwards, just literally the best day of my life. I Love my family so much. I love my husband so much 😭❤️
a guy i was seeing a while ago who fucked one of my closest friends after he hurt me to begin with really hit me up saying “how’s some dick sound tonight?” LIKE UM? DICK FROM YOU SOUNDS AWFUL
i have this girl on fb who’s so toxic and absolutely the problem in her life and like… i always want to argue with her and the wacky facebook moms but its not worth my time.. instead i just watch on the sidelines as things fall apart. Cant wait to see the show go on!!!
i’m having thanksgiving with my best friends family today and there will be no positive talk of our president this evening and that is such a WHOLESOME feeling. lets eat hoes!!!!!!!
when someone told me to brush my teeth with hot water my life deadass changed. anyone who’s been doing that all along is on another level of understanding