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Joined July 2023
who is deeming "harrison butker" a villain lmfao.
Justin Tucker is one of the cockiest players in the league, yet he’s treated like a king. Harrison Butker is one of the best dudes in the league, yet he’s deemed the villain?. Make it make sense
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an underrated aspect of being a superstar in minnesota (or really any small market) is that you aren't just another great player. you are a god.
“MVP - MVP - MVP”. Target Center shows Anthony Edwards some love
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that shit is so fucking annoying idc if it makes me a boomer, next hitter’s getting one in the ear hole.
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very funny that the vikings get a pick every game solely on a burning desire to do quirky turnover celebrations.
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wolves fans: man i can’t even hate jokic, he’s so likable. nuggets fans: i will kill anthony edwards with a hammer.
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it’s so funny that the wolves specifically hate devin booker. they seem mostly chill with the rest of the suns but booker? fuck that guy to hell.
LEAKED Audio Of Anthony Edwards Trash Talking Devin Booker👀:. “Get that sh*t out of here, n****”. This block prevented Booker from getting 50 points. Then, after the game was over, Edwards said in the tunnel: “Talking all that sh*t… get their a** out of here!”
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fellas will tweet “i miss u” and it’s about jerick mckinnon.
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I'm seeing a lot of "I don't understand why Jordan Addison would. " going around. The answer is pretty obvious. He's a 22-year-old kid. Anyone wanna talk about the dumb things they were doing at 22? Because this was me at 24.
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justin jefferson fools everyone into thinking he’s a deep threat guy because he breaks 6 tackles on a 15-yard dig route and adds another 20 yards upfield every time.
Is Amon-Ra St. Brown a better Wide Receiver than Justin Jefferson?
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kirk cousins 90.1, vikings 4-4 in a playoff spot with an easy schedule upcoming
Week 8 #Vikings PFF grades, ranked:. 1.) Danielle Hunter (92.7).2.) Kirk Cousins (90.1).3.) Mekhi Blackmon (90.1).4.) Johnny Mundt (85.4).5.) Josh Metellus (81.1).6.) Harrison Phillips (80.6).7.) Jaren Hall (76.2).8.) Ivan Pace Jr. (72.9).9.) T.J. Hockenson (70.7).10.) Jordan.
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can’t believe the vikings passed on sony michel.
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@PokeysaurusRex 100% he’s literally the GOAT. and also he seems really genuine and cool off the field so idk what this dude’s waffling about.
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@zachkruse2 let's say jordan love throws for 900 yards and 18 touchdowns. at 126-28, does lafleur attempt a 49-yarder on 4th-and-8?.
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see this tweet a lot and it always makes me laugh cuz he 1. got drafted and 2. stinks.
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dude said DRE GREENLAW doesn’t know what’s going on, he might really be that guy.
Jordan Addison on his first touchdown: "With a linebacker covering me, that's like a fish out of water. He don't really know what's going on."
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brain flores SOLVED: get down by 28 points immediately to force him into prevent.
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@Olsond1 i need him back so badly idc if he wants xavier mckinney money, just give it to him.
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@JOECOOLSKOL also “he burnt minneapolis to the ground” is so funny to me. he’s the governor, not the mayor. governor of minneapolis.
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there was a 97 yard touchdown last week. i would suggest simply getting better at the game.
.@MelKiperESPN believes two-high safeties "should be outlawed" 👀. "The NFL is being ruined by these two-high safeties."
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@SamHuseby just seeing doctors until someone says go for it lmao i think he got like three opinions.
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@VikingsAndVilla it’s crazy too cuz they’re numbers aren’t even retired and they still want to come say what’s up! mn people are real.
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WHO’S COMING
The #Vikings are waiving CB Akayleb Evans, per me and @MikeGarafolo, a bit of a surprise for the 2022 draft pick who has 17 starts and plays special teams. With a major roster crunch, Minnesota makes a tough cut.
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everyone always says this. jefferson was pick 22, mcduffie 21, darrisaw 23. just pick good players imo.
In fact, the Vikings are creeping toward the no-man's land of team building:. A toss-up (50-50) on whether they make the playoffs. A 6.6% chance of a top-10 drafted pick, per FPI, with a projected first-round slot of No. 18.
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just absolutely cannot understand the animosity towards adam man. mn born and raised, gave a billion years to the franchise, and was very good but you wanna hate him cuz he wouldn't take a multi-million $ pay cut to stay? or his wife was mean or something? get over yourself.
Adam Thielen on his time with the #Vikings:. “It’s a bummer that I wasn’t able to finish my career there. I’m so blessed that this experience happened because it really shaped myself and my family for the future.”. (@Forbes)
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@m_booker1 i've been trying to tell people this isn't weird for the jones family, he's just recording himself this time.
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@eastgorteau it was the like tamest shit ever. and maybe i’m being a hypocrite and it’s crybaby shit of ME but it’s really frustrating seeing “abuse” and “attack” in regard to that incident. like come the fuck on lol.
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seen this a few times today, where is it coming from? flores is the only reason the vikings were even in the game at all.
On the brightside last night should keep Flo in Minnesota.
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is it hindsight or is it kinda shocking darrisaw made it all the way to pick 23? great mechanics coming out, dominated everyone, weighed in 320+…just wild how much the lack of testing affected his stock, he was unreal on tape.
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they said i was crazy.
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karl anthony towns scored 33 points in a timberwolves win because he didn't get kicked out in the first 5 minutes of the game.
Pat Bev calls out KAT for not having Rudy Gobert’s back . “I taught you better than that.” . (🎥 @PatBevPod ) .
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vikings beat the 5-1 niners on mnf and i got promoted this morning 🥲
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he's a "deep threat guy" in the sense that he is so open on any route that no one can touch him with a telephone pole and he has an entire pasture to run before being touched.
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when the wolves miss the playoffs because they have 40 wins - 20 losses - 22 almost losses
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@JVSwaps !!!. i love that nikolanuggets guy but he gave me a very very very false idea of what nugget fans were like lol. they’ve been so whiny today!.
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what a year for the minnesota vikings
RB and D-Line. Loaded classes.
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i think the vikings have been missing the most integral piece of any good defense for too long now: a crazy white boy edge rusher.
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@maplewedgie going to costco and getting mad at people for being fat is like going to church and being mad everyone’s praying.
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@JVSwaps kat could be a 10/5/5 guy and i’d still always ride for him. literally always taken the high road and has had to deal with some really awful stuff in his life and career.
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don’t know how to win don’t know how to lose, the world will be better when they’re back in their rightful place at the bottom of the division and they’ll be happier for it.
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really funny to me that every receiver in the nfl’s just like “I’M THE BEST BESIDES THAT ONE GUY”. not sure i’ve seen a more universally agreed upon best player at x position (in football) save mahomes.
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unrivaled imo
If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?.
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@leviremmick @averagetico @acosta32_jp yeah that’s what happens when the ball is oozing with the slime of satan.
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@JohnBBoyd12 right where i’m at and frankly, it won’t be you, it’ll be your teammate. think before you put the rest of your guys at risk.
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the costco guys are so funny cuz they have everyone theorizing about their underlying family dynamics like they're a cult and it's just like, a dad and his fam goofin around.
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mn isn't even that small a market but ykwim.
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@LilGucciBoaa @eljugo29 @JustBeTweeting oh you can use proper grammar when you’re talking about sucking dick tho ok.
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caleb williams preparing for the take a hugely detrimental sack late in the game competition
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it’s so fucking funny that agents and GMs play with mike florio like a little puppet jester. just whipping him around like a yo-yo lmfao, and he eats it up! village idiot ass.
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@sacrelicio @notbenfish @tafkaotter you paranoids are so good at killing simple kindness. just thinking way too hard about this. if the date goes poorly, yeah, okay, i get it, if it goes well and you still think this way then i am sorry for you.
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this man KO’s gotta be spending like 100k on game balls this year lmao.
We are on a grind and mission the rest of the season. Every hour, every day we work. We know we're chasing something special.
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dripped in classic vikings sweater already?!?!.
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@KryzivenTake2 @RuhRohRagnar his career averages would put him in the conversation this year without that stretch anyway. you said it yourself, sorry ass mvp race.
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@JVSwaps -good teams: beaten.-bad teams: smoked.-OL: good.-defense: good.-playmakers: hot. -vibes: OFF.
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@PurpyNFL @SamHuseby shot 30% from 3 in college 😤 (no idea if that’s good by women’s standards or not).
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receivers waiting to sign deals isn’t so funny now is it bengals
Ja'Marr Chase has no plans to negotiate a long-term deal this season with the Cincinnati Bengals, per sources.
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really shook us down there for our 4th and 5th sean, masterful gambit sir 👏.
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brotha is shooting 0% from the field.
Christian Darrisaw. Left MCL sprain. If this is a mild grade 1, he might be able to return with a brace. If there is any meniscus involvement, which happens with grade 2’s, he could miss 3-4 weeks. Usually the ACL is not compromised in this type of injury.
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that right? what do we think chat.
Jokic walking to the court and sees Karl Anthony-Towns stepping up to guard him 💀
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puka nacua is the third best receiver in the nfl and is closer to jefferson and chase than he is to the next best guy.
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fake chiller.
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a+ work, a masterpiece. the entire world thinks he’s serious.
We hired a 22 year old at work. Yes, she's hotter than my wife. But she's not my best friend. She doesn't make me laugh. She hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided she loves me anyway. So, I'll pass. Thanks.
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@Renii_R @punished_stu @coracaodigra yeah wow lol it’s already very weird to enjoy being more impressive to someone’s gf than they are, even weirder when you literally *have a wife* lol.
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the wolves need shooters around ant and rudy so they should trade their best shooter.
They don’t need KAT I keep saying this. Get some shooters around ANT & Rudy.
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love kwesi getting all these deals done before 2pm so he can fuck around on helldivers the rest of the afternoon.
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“rebuild continues”.
Year 1 - Rebuild begins.Year 2 - Rebuild continues.Year 3 - Rookie QB. Matt Eberflus deserves a fair chance. #nfl #chicagobears
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