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Minnesota Sports Homer • Soccer sucks
Joined June 2017
@satelliterabbit CONTEXT: the cop was threatened by the horn and the driver and passenger of the car were each shot 8 and 13 times respectively and the officer received a day of paid vacation.
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@Ultimauser50 @NARMAK13 First sentence answers the question. Second sentence just makes you a dick for no reason 😭.
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@EthicalHoopz @BelovedCombos What happened to the midrange? The drives into the paint? First half was full of those.
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i'd be so mad at this fucker for making my team and then leaving and making its kryptonite
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@trev_ferguson @alain_hardy @TheEbonyMaw “Gun battle” is maybe the most suburb thing I have ever heard.
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@adamtotscomix @sopharium I’ve always wondered, why do artists have artists to draw backgrounds? Are there just some artists who are better at drawing backgrounds than anything else and it’s easier for the main artist to just hire them?.
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@phoenixngurru @merakixr What looks bad about honey glazed pork or cinnamon seared salmon oh great Chef Nixi?.
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@TheTongass @CollegeSportsO do me a favor and google goth makeup. idk what you're imagining but it isn't just eye shadow lmao.
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@NFLRookieWatxh Teams should seriously start using cowherd to qb scout but just listen to who he hates.
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@dosnetlive can you imagine what would happen if jaden or ant went to like the lakers/warriors/celtics.
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@brndxix I don’t know how you can listen to this commentary and still give Al Michaels a weekly prime time game.
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@flwakeskater @derry_maid_ @CJTalksFunny @Captain_KiDD2 @nypost Nothing gets through that skull of yours eh?.
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@cyberdogalex @thesoggyblanket “Herm I just like good art”. *posts three pictures that I took at 12 on my Nintendo DS*.
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we should ban scrambling cause it tore two quarterbacks acls
Here’s the video the NFL just showed in a press conference of what are now banned swivel hip-drop tackles (with NFL executive Jeff Miller speaking in the background).
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@LudwigAhgren he is also a ex-Navy Seal ultra marathon runner that google calls "the toughest man on the planet" idk if you're evenly matched.
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@WembyCentral It is so corny to me because I’ve never seen a human outside of Cartoon Network do the “did we just beat him…? WE DID IT!!!” trope. I just refuse to believe he said exactly this totally organically.
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@thinmintexpress @archofinfamy @BoogestBoi @Mangalawyer luckily this is a video game and actually has nothing to do with medieval torture. games are meant to be played.
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@cpottzz @LudwigAhgren Actual human beings use incredible as cool and awesome. “This album is incredible!” Nobody on earth reads that as “this album is scarcely credible!” Nor everybody speaks like a dictionary lmao.
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Kevin O’Connell has a higher career winning percentage (.750) as a head coach than Bill Belichick (.666) and Andy Reid (.634). Is there a new coaching king in the NFL? #skol #ForeverNE #ChiefsKingdom
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@TheTongass @CollegeSportsO nice, the website you tried to rip your sick own from is specifically talking about a "soft goth" look, which doesnt use the heavy white base. also,like, do you know how people achieve a pale look if they aren't naturally pale?.
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Packers fans keep trying to discredit this like “we played on the same surface” no you didn’t. There were underground sprinklers and sponges, and every Vikings possession the sprinklers would go off, then when the packers got the ball back, the sponges would soak up all the water.
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@adamtotscomix Gonna be so sad when I get the “like these comics? Buy my book to see the end” tweet :(.
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@TheTongass @CollegeSportsO im not stupid man, you googled something out of your way so you could proof text me with some obscure website that kinda supported you. if you just google "goth makeup" like a normal person you get this. i promise you aren't the cool redditor you think you are
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Stole your logo from an Omaha insurance agency 😭 😭
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@phoenixngurru @merakixr you can be taught by anybody you want, that doesn't mean you're on their level lmfao. i'm sure you got taught by elementary school teachers and i'm still not convinced you're at a 12 year olds intellectual level.
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@bordeauxyoutube @_Devils14 honestly, I love how naive people are with game design lol. everybody talks like "they have to know about this bug how is it not fixed?" like it is a mistake and it's really hard to look at a wall of code and find the issue. it's not just "oh oops we had 'force recruits skip' on".
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@The33rdTeamFB @Marcus_Mosher @RootInsurance Jettas not being on here at all is the dumbest shit I have seen in my life lmfao, he has 18 career drops with 662 targets.
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So fucking good when you don’t got an attention whore trying to tell you it sucks
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@bloonspro420 @sadprrrose He gave it a 7/10 and the dude who commented this posts “blacks taking Ls” compilations on his channel so like.
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@bowenconstricta @espn @jj_redick @OldManAndThree Second time being in the post season in 19 years. One of the youngest teams. The fans were absolutely electric all night. No shit they popped off like they did that’s a huge deal in a fiery atmosphere.
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@MDNigerianTakes @kill4k1 @EnthusedByBeans @elitetakes_ A no look pass is not half as impressive as this. He also has a no look interception.
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When you want to act like you’re a tough Midwest team who can deal with the elements and lose to a team from San Francisco at home in the snow
When you want to act like you’re a tough Midwest team and deal with the elements/snow but play in a dome on turf.
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@thinmintexpress @archofinfamy @BoogestBoi @Mangalawyer yeah but its not similar at all so it doesnt work. you should at least try a game before passing objective judgement on it. otherwise you're just taking other peoples word on things and just assuming they're all right. you should listen to a genre before saying it is a bad genre.
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@M1das_OW2 Left to right: .Nothing.Nothing.Groomer.Nothing.Annoying sometimes.Nothing.Nothing.Nothing. Controversies are stacking up!!.
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HE BACKED IT UP 🗣️🗣️
#Vikings 2nd year LB Ivan Pace Jr. basically says the #Giants offense SUCKS:. “We bouta go crazy man. It ain't even gonna be no matchup”. 👀. (🎥Via ABC5, h/t @vikesinsider).
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@TheIrishmanGetr @dad_bod_god @Eve6 @ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk Verification is for people who matter though? That’s the point of being verified.
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@BBchrono_ @statmuse It’s this guys fault it was even close.
The official with an incredible play to prevent the INT on this Commanders touchdown
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@LudwigAhgren you will not be able to do it in one day, and you will be so sore by the 400th attempt.
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@CharlesMonroeX @Ultimauser50 @NARMAK13 I’ve heard about this game in passing, but nobody saying that they’re actively excited and waiting for it. So to hear that it’s in the top 10 of all time steam concurrent players is insane to me too.
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@TheSWOOPERR Wtf do you mean “don’t have the balls to challenge me on this in person” 😭 you mean just say “I disagree” to you? Lmaooo.
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@BugaferJones @Mil_X7812454 he made a joke man i promise it isnt that deep. its not like he said some shit like
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@goonerfnr @DiegoIsntFunny @Dj_Snev @hasanthehun You 100% are 15, dont talk to girls, and are paying $50/month to tate to try and figure out what’s wrong with you.
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Notice how cam Bynum doesn’t lead with his helmet and blow punt laportas knee? That’s how you tackle somebody bigger than you.
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@amblivien If you are the other team you get to be angry at a bat flipper. If you’re just a guy on Twitter complaining about how I’m your day you’d rip a kids throat out for showing emotion then it’s cringe.
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@MARKTELLEZ4GM You can go for the legs without diving headfirst at knee height with no attempt to actually wrap up and tackle lol
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@FantasyScape_ Vikings get.- QB Joe burrow. Bengals get:.- QB Jaren Hall.- 2025 round 5 pick.- $20 in 1s. Who says no?????.
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@thinmintexpress @archofinfamy @BoogestBoi @Mangalawyer I’ve never played it so I won’t pass judgement. my friends didn’t like outer wilds and if I only listened to what other people said about games I’d never have played one of my favorites of all time. Even people who you generally agree with might have different opinions than you🤷♂️.
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@SkoBuffsGoBuffs @DeionSandersJr BREAKING: FOOTBALL TEAM PRACTICES DURING ALLOTTED PRACTICE TIME.
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