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Uh oh... it’s officially Melo making shots in an empty gym so he must be back SZN
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I bet you feel dumb now
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20 years ago the Weinerschnitzel in Midland closed down. Today they took down the sign.
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🚨 first college basketball power rankings of the year 🚨
Time to ignore your wife and kids till April
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What it took to beat LeBron
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Priest said “long time no see” to me in front of my mother at mass. Y’all be safe out there 🐍
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🚨 final college basketball power rankings of the season 🚨
Selection Sunday is on the horizon
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There’s an entire population of people who don’t know a single thing that happened before 2014
This Ja situation really makes you appreciate the Kobe's and Lebron's. 15+ years in the league with no scandals whatsoever. They just balled. Nothing but great loyal, black men. 🙏🏾
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Doesn’t change the fact that Chris Beard took a nothing program to an Elite Eight in his second season, then to the finals his third season. And if you think Tech won’t be any good next year because guys are leaving, that’s what everyone said last year too.
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Knew a guy in college that didn’t have a key ring. Just carried around a handful of loose keys. Most reckless thing I’ve ever seen.
guy who keeps his debit card loose in his basketball shorts
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They have no clue that a pack of tuna with breathing apparatuses constructed from kelp are on their way
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What I would do to be absolutely ripped at a tailgate about to walk into the stadium without vision, and speaking in tongues
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ReVeRsE jInXeS dOnT wOrK
Been going around this week saying A&M is gonna lose by 50 but I must admit deep down, maybe even subconsciously, I’m trying to reverse jinx us.
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Nature is healing
Intoxicated person ejected from Kyle field. Released to the responsibility of a sober person.
#BTHOFlorida
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Idk it probably started with Derrick Rose tearing his ACL in 2012 then just snowballed from there
In your opinion, what’s the main cause of unhappiness in men?
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How do people have time to protest? How do people have time to protest the protest? I got 5 cumulative finals to fail. Sad
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
I’ve decided it’s time to squash the beef with the .
@sodpoodles
. See y’all tonight.
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When I was a kid I wanted to be just like Johnny Bravo when I grew up... I ended up just like Shaggy Doo instead
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When you show up to the graduation practice high and you trynna act cool
http://t.co/Lbw5BDON11
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There’s nothing like the bartenders just giving you the remote. True power
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Why on earth would anyone play for the failing NFL (AAF is taking over) when you could be a Midland Rockhound instead???
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Bad Boys of the Texas League babyyyyyy
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This you?
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First time flying myself to a game and I can’t wait to do it again
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I would like to officially announce that I will be on one this evening.
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@TJamesIndState
No you’re misunderstanding. I’m not saying it’s Indiana St’s best team in school history. I’m saying this year’s Indiana St team is the best basketball team ever.
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Looking for a new job? MLB is looking for a hotdog tester to go to every stadium and eat food and watch games
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My official statement on the midnight yell videos:
Midnight yells are lame and have always been lame. Anyone Aggie that tries to defend them is a dork. I never went once because it’s a dork function. Normal people do not go to those things.
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This is proof that Joey Chestnut is the most dominant athlete ever. What other sport has the field against the favorite at +700?
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Every year for the last idk maybe 8 years, my aunt has had me fill out a bracket for her friend to impress some guy and make it look like she likes basketball. I’ve never met her and I have no idea what her relationship status with this guy is currently, but it’s built off a lie.
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Try listening to God Bless The USA all the way through while looking at old pictures of George W. Bush and try not to get emotional
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Two seasons in a row Tech starts the season unranked. Two seasons in row Tech goes to the Elite Eight. Chris Beard is the best coach in the country.
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Uncle: you want a beer?
Me: sure I’ll take one
Uncle: *hands me a bud light*
Me:
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You call it Christmas, I call it the day Rocky Balboa knocked out Ivan Drago in Moscow and ended the Cold War. We aren’t the same.
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Drake dropping his old songs and a new Tyler Childers album on the same day. Weekend vibes:
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Seeing my home on national news breaks my heart. Hearing family friends make statements about a tragedy in our community on national news makes me angry more than anything.
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Sounds like a typical weekend without the wife am I right fellas?
Scientists have discovered a giant cloud of alcohol – 1,000 times larger than the diameter of our solar system – floating in space.
Enough to fill 400 trillion-trillion pints of beer.
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Not all sports are dead. One great sport will always be there for us: marble racing
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No Joe Johnson, Gerald Green, Lance Stephenson, Michael Beasley, Jamal Crawford, Jonas Jerebko, JR Smith, or Nick Young this season.... y’all give me a minute
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The boys and I at the Hilton bar fresh off a $60 Uber from the Jackalopes game
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Travel or not, if you do this during a pick up game I’m keying your car
I know this is gonna trigger people who don't understand the rules
This is not a travel in the NBA and FIBA rules
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ladies, if he...
-almost won state in ‘82
-has a name tag with his picture on it all laminated and what not
-made 120 bucks today while you were playing patty cake with your friend Pedro
-can throw a pig skin a quarter mile
he's not your man. he's Uncle Rico.
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Good luck against this
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Everyone is freaking out about Trump and Kanye’s relationship but what about Soulja Boy and Obama?
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DEFENSIVE???? He literally spread covid to every person on earth.
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You've probably heard that Oakland's AAA affiliate often brings in more fans than the MLB team.
But last night's Oakland A’s game only had 2,583 fans, which is less than their AAA, AA, and A+ affiliates averaged last season.
This has become a disaster.
(🎥: u/rjohnstone13)
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Not gonna post the video because it looks extremely unathletic and I totally missed it but the point is I’m coming to save the dunk contest. (Keep in mind I slugged ~12 beers yesterday)
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Slid my phone into a gap in the front door of Walmart and took a picture. This is what I got
http://t.co/WOyqLKUcRK
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Mercury poising IS a myth. We haven’t even been to Mercury yet, how could we be diseased from another planet
mercury poisoning ISN’T a myth so if it really is in gatorade please be safe
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