david (gay man)
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guy who keeps his debit card loose in his basketball shorts
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i dont think suicide is a way out. i dont think there is a way out.
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all my problems essentially boil down to just one cause : not me
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you couldnt make blazing saddles today. a lot of the actors are dead or too old.
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you cant stab a ghost. you cant crush a ghost. you cant blow up a ghost. theres literally nothing you can do.
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women are all beautiful flowers. or i assume. dont know much about it
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men like to get one or two things at the gas station five times a day
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this is me. i wrote a story. thank you bruiser mag for your consideration and acceptance.
My father considered himself a pagan christian. A wiccan of some kind. Adjacent to a wizard or a shaman.
"my sister was telling me that our father has cancer now" by
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(quietly to a baby) dont be a little bitch in here alright
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here i am at a bbq
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sometimes its like this world is the dream of a retarded demon
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getting fat and ugly as fuck but demanding more respect for some reason
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met my friend at the gas station. she is almost fifty and manager at the family dollar i like. and she says she gonna give me a job. my life has been guided and changed many many times because of this gas station and family dollar. these are holy places, to me.
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the thing people dont understand is that a ruined car sitting in a yard is functionally like adding another room to your house, for free.
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*arthur morgan voice* dis my flat horse. thatssss mah girl
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creating an amazing looking crime scene, compositionally.
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yesterday, my 20 year old manager sent me a text that said 'new glass!!' then a picture of the screen door of his house with, yes, new glass installed. i responded 'hell yeah little homie' and then he sent me an emoji of a skull. we have never texted each other before
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the ideal blunt rotation? just me, hitting it over and over again, coughing and spitting all over my desk and keyboard, ash pluming across empty brisk bottles and monster cans
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guy whos hit and miss with answering dms and has no irl acquaintances
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they shut my internet off because i wasnt paying the bill
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when i found out communists didnt really kill that many people, thats when i stopped being a communist.
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i spent 3.5 hours making a soup for my husband and roommate. it turned out incredible but neither of them want a bowl. i got crackers and made rice for them to eat it with if they wanted, but neither want any soup. they keep saying 'you eat a bowl dave' but thats not the same
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my advice is : just ignore problems, financial personal emotional whatever. they will either go away or become different problems that maybe youll deal with or that you can just ignore
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*noticing the growing gulf between myself and others* who did this.
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if you saw the way i broke down boxes or mopped a floor or bagged a bag of groceries, you would be stunned at the beauty of it. im an incredibly graceful Essential Worker
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noam chomsky as a pick up artist and his book is called 'manufacturing consent'
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have job interview at 1pm. hope i get it. after spending six months living on a little over $100 a month, if i get this job i will truly feel, in contrast, like a fucking pimp.
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being smart is all about knowing baller shit and hurting people
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sorry guys, ive recently become a member of the petite bourgeoisie (assistant manager at dollar store)
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itd be crazy if i was really into cumming into my own eyes
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ran out of weed so i decided i should drink a bunch of beers as a substitute and it is not the same. ive been so mad for six hours now.
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schism by tool is the best song ever written about autism.
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my roommate wont let me take pictures of them for my art project 'one thousands nights of roommate sleeping'
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kanye getting ready for weekend visitation with the kids
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smoked about seven spliffs at work today. didnt really get a whole lot done.
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you should be forced to smoke the seeds and stems as well, as punishment
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some men hate women, and some women hate men, but me? i sleep on a mattress on the floor
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