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@alobuffz

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South Dakota farmer, wind turbine engineer, husband and father of two. Reincarnated profile. Pro 2A and Pro life. Adjectives are brilliant/handsome.

South Dakota, USA
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3 years
Anyone know what amperage a Stanley screwdriver is rated for?
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Leaving the elevator after the last load is delivered.
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@AnnCoulter Oh look, the lady from LA has thoughts on farmers and food production.
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Conventional till farmers working their bean stubble in the middle of a multiple year drought.
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Notice the red warning light is on. 🤔🤔
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@dysmemic @HerbNCheese @InsaneRealitys You’re confusing being courteous and yielding during a lane change. It’s the driver making the lane changes responsibly to yield to traffic and they could have easily done that after this car cleared. There is no “both.”
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@BradleyMartyn I was thinking about a different approach.
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Twin stick shifting is a lost art. Imagine developing a shifting system that requires you to take both hands off of the wheel…..and I’m sure some of these old timers could do it while lighting a lung rocket and putting ketchup on his bologna sandwich. 🤣
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@smith_mistah @LouisvilleGun Breached the door. The Grand Jury also agreed in its justification 8-1.
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@alobuffz
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@ItsDeanBlundell Right on! I always love sharing too!
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@alobuffz
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@paxton83 @LibertyJen @UjuAnya Every. Damn. Time. 🤣😆😆🤣
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Me after my wife calls to say “there are inches in the rain gauge.”
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73 and 14 year olds working together today. We’ll see if the augers end the season as straight as they began it.
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@comfySipper Probably took dude’s girl too.
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@odiegarfield77 @SSwartzrock I bet that trucker forgot to say “that ain’t going nowhere” when he tightened the last chain binder.
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@alobuffz
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@SenWarren Printing more money helps inflation?
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@alobuffz
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Being 6’ 10” myself, I really feel this. 🤣🤣. I don’t expect short people to pick shit I drop on the floor.
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Somebody taped me at the store... Not my fault I'm tall 😬 🤷‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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@TristanSnell Retake your Civics courses. Removing the voices of 48 states so NY and LA can decide everything is a non starter. Notice how everything needs change now? SCOTUS, electoral college, filibuster and voting rights just because every ruling/outcome didn’t go your way.
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That’s quite the upset little “bacon seed!” 🤣🤣☠️☠️
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@LegendandLore @KellyCooperAZ @KurtSchlichter The Covid shutdowns prove your point is false. There was zero measurable drop in Co2 concentrations during and after. Even entertaining the idea that governments can regulate, restrict and correct climate is in itself completely ignorant.
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@alobuffz
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Slow and steady. Maybe my grandkids see it completed.
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It’s that time of the year South Dakotans. Make way for all the costume wearing hardasses as they migrate to the Black Hills for their yearly mating attempt. #sturgis2022
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I wish Chevy would calm down that front end a bit. Huge and square….we get it.
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@alobuffz
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One piece at a time.
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@Silverback375 Still hard to believe that none of those folks could muster up enough bravery and gumption to engage. I’d rather be dead from trying than living with that mistake. Granted, I’m armchair cowboying this, but still.
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@VIPatriarch @OrwellNGoode Even these lyrics are more complex than Beyoncés. Did you want to attempt making a point using something else?
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Just the sweetest of “love taps” from the wing can ruin your day. Tag lines and stabilizing the load play an important role.
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@KellyKa37935483 @TimRunsHisMouth Manslaughter would like a word. Anyone else would have been charged and sentenced by now.
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Dropping off another load of piss jugs, aluminum cans and sex toys at Exit 50. 🤣🤣 @PlsntVlyFarmer
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The US taxpayers are giving $8 billion to shut down coal plants in Africa? How does shutting something off cost that much? Incredible…..🤦‍♂️
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@P42Hogger @lsferguson We know who you lefties are.
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@DonUnashamed @basedtweetsonly @ClownWorld_ It’s their default statement for everything. It could be downtown LA and they’ll find the one elected Republican dog catcher and blame him…..or Trump.
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@ChadGoku @HerculeanStren1 I knew I recognized him.
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What’s up now, Mother Nature? I laugh at your “drift game” and raise you a high track. #OpenStationGang
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Here’s one way to stop making payments on your RV after Sturgis is over. 🤣🤣 Suppose his bike is inside? Two birds one stone? 😏 #sturgis2024 #sturgisrally
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@patrickdMcGuir2 @LibertyJen Rent free. 🤣🤣😆😆
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@Carlinabluefan @beinlibertarian $31 trillion in debt because the rich don’t pay enough? Too funny. 🤣🤣😆😆 Public school education on display here. 🤣🤣
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@alobuffz
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Legitimate reason, could happen. 😆
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Up and running with 100k population soybeans into No-till cornstalks.
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@alobuffz
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@MiataMcKnight @EmilyTVproducer @JordanSchachtel That was pre-Covid, hardly the same. Drop boxes, huge mail ins, early voting, ballot harvesting, ballot curing and non-functioning machines were not a “thing” during the Kemp election.
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@DrJewLittle68 The cognitive dissonance is real on this one. 🤣🤣😆😆
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@KelOlivi @ewarren Maybe start with a civics class and attempt to understand how and why our system is set up the way it is.
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@alobuffz
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New Holland was also first to put the engine in the back and center the cab. Js. 🤷‍♂️
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@aelizabethI @luvwhiskey_wine 🤣🤣😆😆Rent free. 🤣🤣😆😆
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@PaulLupu9 🤣🤣
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@michellefla @LouisvilleGun Every time. 😆😆🤣🤣
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@LiberalDogMom @hshLauraJ @TonyBrunoShow Big Mike and I both had quite a laugh! 🤣🤣
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@alobuffz
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No clue how many times I’ve been asked “is that feed corn for animals or is it human corn for food?” Folks really are clueless about where their food comes from.
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I-29 treasures. It ain’t no piss jug like @PlsntVlyFarmer scores but a new tire and rim is nothing to sneeze at.
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Makes sense now.
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Old school endrows. #notill
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@Trudilu @fergusonvicki22 @nathaliejacoby1 I’ll take the guns unless it’s a nice conservative lady. Keep your blue haired, obese slobs that snuff out their young and have zero morals.
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@CartoonessToo @the_papa_lobe @YouTube He was breaking into the home and was shot once he broke through the front door. Actions have consequences.
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@wowoenk Maybe they discuss mitigation practices on their next episode of AgPhD.
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@connie_mauricio @striveforfacts @ananavarro How about you start with the Russian Dossier and the Hunter laptop.
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Found out what the yard birds are doing with the extra egg money.
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@trapdoor1873 They have the $$ to make silly mistakes and not lose the farm. Terrible PR for farmers and stuff like this will usher in more rules and regulations.
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@MichaelLederm17 @bennyjohnson You don’t know what a Red Flag Law is then, do you? If they use a RFL, they require you to turn in your weapons or remove them from you. You then go to court to prove you’re sane, capable and not dangerous to yourself or others. Maybe read the law before bumping your gums.
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@alobuffz
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Handy guide to keep your farms electric equipment running in top condition.
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@CollieYimby History started with my generation. -you probably
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@wallytcw @bobthegrill @RepJayapal You going to go get them? You personally, sport?
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@BrianaRoseLee @libsoftiktok Imagine if you and your ilk focused on worthwhile causes instead of political bullshit. Politics consume and define your entire being. Maybe look at yourself a bit.
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@Texas_Made956 “bAcK tHe bLUe”
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@ThomBriggs123 @T00thpasteW0rds You coming to take them? You personally, scooter?
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@Carhartt Your outerwear quality changed some years back along with most of the other lines you manufacture. My guess is lesser materials and craftsmanship to increase profit. Now you make clothes for people that don’t work and chant the “woke” garbage. I’m out, was an easy decision.
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The only Coke worth drinking anymore. 🤷‍♂️
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