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she/her 💁🏽‍♀️• Mom & Wife • Namjoon biased • ’84 liner • 🔞 • #ARMY since 2015 • SoFi D3 • Taekook (Firm Believer)🐰🍓🐯

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@alleygorey
alleygorey⁷⁽ᵗᵏ⁾ ⟭⟬ 𐤀
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I love when people think they can use my bio against me. I put it there because I’m proud of each part. So please stop trying to insult a grown woman. This account is my hobby, not my life 💁🏽‍♀️
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@Bornakang What in the Destiny’s Child happened here?
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@jenuez @Bornakang Right? And if you are going this far, dip the “white balls” in actual chocolate and then wrap them 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@Bornakang Why was I waiting for him to deep fry these watermelon strips? 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@DragonWarder17 @jenuez @Bornakang @crim_tweets_ I just remembered that I’m allergic to chocolate and cocaine….
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@alleygorey
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@KollegeKidd So what you’re saying is that we should cancel all rap that objectifies women? ESPECIALLY ALL OF THE MALE RAPPERS?
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@Bornakang Summer camp is about $2500 and can give him lots of friends 🤷🏽‍♀️ Then put him in afterschool program for friends during the school year. That’s about $800 a month.
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@Bornakang “I would like a #37 combo plate with Alligator fried macaroni and cheese” 😋
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@stopbeingdelulu Easy. Jimin.
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@TTLYNIK @TylerRoseSings @Kyla_Lacey No, they tried to kiss his ass while ignoring their other customers. That’s horrible customer service and just shows they could try to be better for their everyday customers but CHOOSE not to.
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@1BlissDaniels @OBEY_elREY He specifically doesn’t like YOU
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@Bornakang And I’m saying this as a mom of an 8 year old boy with a learning disability who begged us to help him find friends. It is a huge cost but was 💯 worth it! And his summer camp is filled with rock climbing, swimming, basketball etc through our fitness club.
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@vidsthatgohard He couldn’t hand me my food first?
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@AngryBlackLady My mean father has turned much kinder. You really can’t rely on anything with this disease. But just like with mental illness, if people can’t see your illness, they are quick to dismiss it 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@KollegeKidd Or are you just canceling women because you are a hypocritical misogynist who is clout chasing? 🤔
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@Bornakang What the hell is a “good toilet rattling”???
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Clearly said no girlfriend. Funny how he never said single…..
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@B06T13S @allkpop They were not even in Paris during the time the “journalist “ claims they captured three different blurry angles on his iPhone 4 🙄
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@Bornakang Ummm…am I the only one who sees it?
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@chooks97 @fuckedupfoods It’s just mushy and wet for no reason. Adds zero flavor. At least lettuce has some crisp to it 🤷🏽‍♀️ And I love tomatoes
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@theSubtleMind @BrutalCams The only correct response
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@loveis9597
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What’s the most husbands thing taekook did?
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@HumansNoContext OMG I thought those were handguns 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@tessamoore @Yoda4ever It never ends. My mother sleeps through every alarm but if I lightly whisper her name, she jumps up 😂 I’m the same with my 7 year old. But now he thinks it’s funny 😆
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I’m nervous about a job interview tomorrow and my husband is trying to pump me up he knows me so well because I will fight for Taekook anytime anywhere
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@ycsm1n The ant poison is in the garage…. 🐜
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@InternetH0F I would buy used textbooks off Craigslist and sell them for much higher. I would do the same with other books and would take those to Barnes and Noble back when they paid cash for used books in 2009 📚
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@notcapnamerica Anytime I see these in an antique store, I buy them. I refuse to let some racist pick it up.
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@ariamt_ @_dannilion @BigWaifuNRG @BornAKang Manatees are just plus sized dolphins 👍🏽
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@TheOnion Yet this dude is still walking around. White privilege at its finest 😒
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@JAT_SCarolina Google incognito just told me that the FBI can still get your search history from your internet provider. 🤦🏻‍♀️ So maybe use a friends phone next time?
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@nocontextdrumar So Samson and Delilah?
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@SaeedDiCaprio No, they are playing it safe 😉
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@Bornakang Being obsessed with anime and liking anime are two different things…
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@asjadnazir Well I guess we know Amber‘s look for tomorrow lol
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@alleygorey
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If Taehyung actually had a girlfriend do you think he would really be okay with her posting this to stir up drama the same week his “best friend” is releasing a new song? Give me a f*cking break 🙄
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@SomaKazima I would have gladly taken that money and ripped it into pieces and left it on the ground.
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@Mr7Renaissance @Ashm1y Robin Williams too
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@LilNasX Do you know how many car accidents I’ve almost gotten into because I have to sing “Shoot a child in my mouth” at the top of my lungs every time?
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@finnamonn Then you’d better catch up and educate yourself 👍🏼
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@cryptocaoineadh @homo_adorans I miss my inpatient friends…We knew the worst about each other and it was so freeing
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@shelly_swan25 @notcapnamerica Teaches him patience 😉
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@Bornakang Imagine being in that living room in the middle of July… 🛞♨️
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@cctvidiots I would have just got up and ran 💨
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@crushthebigots FYI, most of us aren’t kids. Who do you think is paying thousands of dollars in tickets and merch ? 😉
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@taekookmemories That’s why he can carry his boyfriend everywhere 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@fasc1nate Seems to be multifunctional…
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@NPR Wait, it WASN’T a federal crime before today??? wtf
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@stelenadss I caught so much shit for saying he was innocent in the beginning! His own ex wife said he would never hurt a woman and Amber Heard’s ex filed assault charges against her. That was all the proof I needed back then 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@heebie @Retro_Omega_ @Cefte I did a double take 😂
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@outrokthh @poutyvantae I really need me a man like Yoongi
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@Lenore_Black_ This hit hard because I was also a 12 year old who thought I chose to be in a relationship with my 25 year old tutor. I was his first student and referred countless friends to him. I thought it was love. I still struggle with that feeling of love for him today.
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@notcapnamerica or I steal them because f*ck them 🤫
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@mikrocosjin Docu-series “Burn the Stage”, but I can’t remember which episode but I know they are in Chicago 🥹
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@todayyearsoldig The door not being able to close all the way would annoy tf outta me
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Today is my favorite day of the year! It’s Taekook Day and my birthday ❤️
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@zaynahbear In case you were wondering 😋
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The way his eyes darted to the floor but his hand remained 🥰
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Jungkook massaging Taehyung’s nape 💕
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@iiBallJONES15 @TrillAssKing I put this in my wedding vows and only my husband got the reference which made it perfect
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@gje711 @thisisnefertiti As a mixed girl, this.
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@Bornakang Oh, I just know that the bookmarks are gonna be higher than the likes on this post 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@alleygorey
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@jennyagyei @HeelJDA THIS. I’m shocked more people don’t get it…
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@alleygorey
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@arakkisuperstar My code switching freaks me out sometimes it’s so quick 😂
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@Rainmaker1973 True meaning of “trust the process”
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@lLSANSKNJ @unsweetsuga93 I mean, hold on a moment. BS&T is clearly superior while both are amazing. It seems like it’s new army’s who don’t like the previous bts eras 🤷🏻‍♀️
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If you can look at this picture and not smile, you are not a Taekooker
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@vgukayo I completely agree. That’s the only way I see it
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It’s like Tae wants to make sure we know it was JK taking his pics 📸
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And all y’all that left army can stay gone 💁🏽‍♀️ @BTS_twt
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@Bornakang I’m no expert, but those look like intestines…
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@oldthemovie The twist is that there is no twist and they all die on the island with no explanation.
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@maybemp3 Their contracts expired within that time period and artists are allowed to move on if it’s not a fit. Same for the label 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@shaylasday @Shomicita It’s true tho. White boys were obsessed with my hair but to be fair, so were white girls 😂😂😂
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@alleygorey
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@MTV @btsworldwider @BTS_twt You’re just using them to get people to watch the awards show. The show that is becoming more and more obsolete each year since it began (yes, I watched the first VMAs back when MTV was still about Music)
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@ReddZArt @_Archesuchus_ Omg I said thing and have been searching for his answer. Hopefully this is more a Western suburbs issue 😦
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@shortcakies I’ve always thought it would be literally impossible for a Taekook unit to be anything but a love song even if they tried
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@JAYBUMAOM Why not “troll” us with some shirtless pics? 🤨
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@andrea_reiher @BEYAWONCE My thoughts exactly!
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@Sassenach_Lassi @latimesent Who? You and your 4 followers? 🙄
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Who’s lap are you sitting on? 👀
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@bangtaniee_7 @SweetNight_kth And Jungkook looks like he will win
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This is absolutely my new favorite picture
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This clip hits differently when you realize the next line he doesn’t sing is "there's so much love we could be making"
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@NoCapFights Yes 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 These are everywhere. They protect the mother’s identity and keeps the baby safe. Please encourage people to use these ❤️
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@DreJay260 @iHad2GoGetit I’m doing this work for a man I want to become my husband. After marriage and kids, he is eating Dino nuggs with the kids 😂
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@_MsShiny_1997 @katcan426 That dog had ptsd from having her as an owner
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@alleygorey
alleygorey⁷⁽ᵗᵏ⁾ ⟭⟬ 𐤀
3 years
“You can pose any way you want but I will always show the world that you are mine…”
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