🍉Archesuchus🪶
@_Archesuchus_
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I am a young lad who aspires to work with scientists to produce paleoartwork and a spike of creepy content and storytelling. (Commissions open)
Chicago, IL
Joined October 2021
Our dog has been barking and scratching up our back door every night. He has been doing this for days so I sat with him last night to find the issue. I snapped a flash pic of the backdoor when he barked and captured this. Be VERY careful outside because this does NOT look normal!
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North Sentinel Island is so fascinating to me not only because of the people who live there, but the Island also gets my imagination running wild with all the fascinating endemic species that may exist there, species we will likely never document. What a cool place.
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"Skylanders of the water element are stronger in this zone.". Gill Grunt:.
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I think we’re forgetting something.
Visualizing 200 years of U.S. population density. [🎞️ Visual Capitalist].
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Crocodilian faces are packed full of sensory organs so this hurts like hell for them, stop liking blatant animal cruelty it's not funny. :(.Also, just saying, I bet if this was seals or otters getting hit with a shovel the comments would be a lot different.
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There’s a beauty to this video that I can’t fully put into words. An animal pigeonholed as a monster, peacefully hugging her children in a hundred protective arms.
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The education system needs more animal science in it because not knowing what a tick is, that’s uhhh, pretty concerning.💀.
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Oh my god what a vile creature! The dinosaurs are cool though, love them weird birds! 💕.
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Pisses me off that a stupid blank picture with nothing about it gets so many likes.
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Why did it do that, bc they literally can’t taste sweet things.
Its eyes - the moment it realised the best part of the melon is red 🍉
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Bro casually owns a lost species.
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Analog horror fans are shitting their pants rn.
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No I absolutely do not condone contact with these people since it'd put them at danger and go against their wishes.
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I saw over 7 squirrels that were hit by cars on the way to school this morning.
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Holy fucking shit, I didn’t expect to be hit with a tidal wave of positivity! I’m so glad that you all are enjoying my work though! Thank you all so very much for your support and curiosity! Can’t wait to share more with you later on! :]
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“Wow this fossil has nearly all the soft tissue preserved! It is stunningly beautiful and a testament to the glory of the natural world. ” 💖💖💖. The fossil:
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I think the punishment for rape should be the removal of the eyes and the balls on top of jail time.
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additionally whatever it was fled after I photographed it. We haven’t seen the animal since then. I live in the Chicagoland suburbs so that’s where you should beware of this thing. Nobody can identify it and my family and I are frankly afraid to go outside now. Look out!.
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Update. Okay I took my dog out and we heard the animal. I tried to get a recording of it and captured the creature’s voice. It sounds like this. Additionally in this pic you can see it’s eyes in the distance beyond my yard.
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This is unironically terrifying.
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Thread of my real life pokemon type evolutions:.numbat - thylacine
Long tailed widow birds look like a red wing blackbird went through a pokemon type evolution
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Fuckass idiot.
@Sevyhateslife @Parasau53355133 Nope, these things are killing machines. Heartless and with no empathy for anything or anyone.
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As an actual satanist, this isn't a thing.
Alert: 🚨🔔⚠️. Folks, it seems Swarbrick is taking her satanic dark arts craft quite literally !!. Check out her new “satanic fly tattoo” on her arm ‼️. Folks, NZ is in DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE. Jesus wept ‼️
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i don’t understand why stuff like this can’t just be officially in the vanilla game, what is Microsoft even doing???.
Have you had a chance to check out the Naturalist Add-On? Out now on the #Minecraft Marketplace. We can *almost* guarantee we have your favorite animal.😉
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Imagine if she was quietly chasing you through a sparse pine forest with overcast weather and a slight drizzle. For every dozen panicked steps you take to get away, she only takes two calm bounds to close the distance.
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Maybe if the bible had this in it I’d listen.
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@DinofuzzChill I don’t know what’s worse tbh, an actual dinosaur or a costumed person stalking into my home.
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Got one, but it was weirdly easy, the thing just stood completely still with its neck craned up, unblinking. I think as I was studying it, it was doing the same, like it was fascinated with my light or something. It is a little over 5 feet tall if I had to guess.
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Update on this animal. I am having a garage sale and one of my neighbors came over with his kids. I talked to them about the weird animal and they have actually seen it too, one of the kids made this drawing depicting the animal. Cut the artist some slack he’s only 6.
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There’s some big angry bird(?) thing in my kitchen rn what should I do to get it out? No idea what it is!.(The kids are terrified of it)
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OMG GUYS LOOK AT THIS PHOTO EVIDENCE OF A REAL THYLACINE!!!
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(This is unrelated to the story).If you feel the need to debunk this obviously fictional narrative then leave it at the door. I have made it clear through my account that the goal is not to deceive but to entertain the imagination and share my artwork. Thanks!.
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New feather method is slow, but the results have been extremely promising, this is gonna be a good one. 💪🪶.#paleoart
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She has to know what cruelty is in order to perform it, idiot.
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Horses like to be tickled apparently😭
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Update on this animal. I am having a garage sale and one of my neighbors came over with his kids. I talked to them about the weird animal and they have actually seen it too, one of the kids made this drawing depicting the animal. Cut the artist some slack he’s only 6.
Our dog has been barking and scratching up our back door every night. He has been doing this for days so I sat with him last night to find the issue. I snapped a flash pic of the backdoor when he barked and captured this. Be VERY careful outside because this does NOT look normal!
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So my brother was looking for shells and he was scared of one. He showed me and I followed him along to humor him and I genuinely do not know what this is, it is creepy. Anyone know what this could possibly be? I live by Tampa on the East Coast and haven’t seen this before.
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Update. Okay I took my dog out and we heard the animal. I tried to get a recording of it and captured the creature’s voice. It sounds like this. Additionally in this pic you can see it’s eyes in the distance beyond my yard.
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You folks won't believe this. I'm boondocking in my van, alone in Yellowstone and I just saw TWO thylacines. It's crazy foggy right now so the pics are cruddy but, good lord, this is the discovery of a lifetime! I captured this near the Norris Geyser Basin off Grand Loop Road.
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Animal Update. So my neighbor’s screened in porch is trashed and there is just the weirdest looking animal thing in their. It saw me but it isn’t doing anything really, seems shy. Look at this fucking thing though. What the hell is happening here??
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Arthropods and primitive plants:. "It sure it nice up here without those smelly fish!". The conniving and dreadful Tiktaalik:.
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Mine's literally a supernatural anomaly, and bigger.
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I really want both of their POVs.
Curiosity is innate and universal. A clown fish and a garden eel seem to inspect each other in a suspended moment . [📷 Tomasz Grabowiecki]
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Animal update, a normal animal, here is the buck deer and it’s trying to get into my house, I am genuinely so confused is it asking to get targeted??
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I made this thing in a fugue state
some artists 👩🎨 👨🎨 are just scary, Like how did you create that.
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Okay I zoomed in through the window and flashed it again, it’s opening it’s mouth and turning around behind the woven couch and patio wall. I tried to get a video but it fled again.
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Muting this bc too many braindead fucking troglodyte losers are justifying animal cruelty in the replies and I don't want to keep repeating myself.
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It's still this image, and that's probably not going to change anytime soon.
since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art?.
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I wish I didn’t have to break immersion with this one but it was bugging me.
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You fucking fool
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Some dino builds on the Minecraft Server. Can u name the animals here?
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dude, I better not get shot wearing this
can I trust digilegs? I am planning on placing an order for these in order to create the bissekty giant costume.
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Zombie apocalypses are stupid imo because they would very quickly be put down by nature itself, unless it’s some supernatural junk, they’re gonna end instantly on our geologic time scale.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD YES YES YES YES YES!!! 💀💀💀.
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Well I tamed it with some raw wallaby meat after about 9 left-clicks, name ideas?
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Update on the animal. I did something really stupid and left the back door completely unlocked for hours. I actually heard something hit the floor downstairs. When I looked, the chicken I bought from the store was missing but I found the packaging outside through the OPENED DOOR!
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I’m super curious abt this. (Also the pose or body is up to whoever wants to give this a try.)
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something started to scream and yelp in the front yard. I am thoroughly freaked out by the noises so I’m going up and locking my door.
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She loved the putrid taste
We lost three of our IDF heroes in Rafah yesterday . Amir Galilove 20 years old ZL HYD.Uri Bar Or 21 years old ZL HYD.Ido Appel 21 tears old ZL HYD. BDE
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I can't get over this thing, what the actual hell happened to wolves?😭
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Our dog has been wagging his tail and dancing near our back door every night. He’s been doing this for days so I sat with him last night to figure out his amusement. I snapped a flash pic of w backdoor when he grooved and captured this. We’re VERY excited, she’s in our area!
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some truly evil people in the comments fantasizing about killing baby animals like wtf.
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If u agree then unfollow me, bugs are welcome in this household! Here is one of mine:
Burn the whole fucking house.
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After doing a decent amount of digging it doesn’t seem like there is anything like this animal. My community may have something entirely foreign to deal with here. I do know that it has feathers, is smart, and is nocturnal, but apart from this I’m in the dark. Any ideas?.
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OMG GUYS IT DID THE UNTHINKABLE!!!! .😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🥶🥶🥶🥶.(Not part of the story at all lol)
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The noises have stopped, I don’t want to go outside to see what the commotion was. I should seriously invest in security cameras or a drone.
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Nothing even comes close to this spooky one
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Hey quick question how tf does my dinosaur guy look anything like a dogman?
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A living tasmanian tiger in 2024🥱.
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Ignore the caption but imagine if he actually looked like this
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Japanese animal accounts be nonchalantly posting the most ground-breaking revelations on animal behavior I've ever seen.
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This is not a demon it’s an animal, get a grip. Here’s a quote from a kickass film that challenges this shortsighted and shallow mentality. “They’re not monsters Lex they’re just animals”.-.“They just kinda do what they do”.
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Update on the animal. I did something really stupid and left the back door completely unlocked for hours. I actually heard something hit the floor downstairs. When I looked, the chicken I bought from the store was missing but I found the packaging outside through the OPENED DOOR!
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I am so about to start planning a #WeirdBirds short film… or maybe an actual full blown ARG… All of which is gonna end up on my Youtube me thinks. This is such a hype moment for me!
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Still no idea what it is, I do know that it is not afraid of people like most wild animals are. Something weird happened too that made me shut my bedroom window. There’s a godawful smell coming from outside and it wafted into the house, I think it’s a skunk, maybe unrelated tho.
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@Trey_Explainer Hell yeah it is! It makes me wonder how the first humans reacted to animals mimicking humans. .
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currently hiding in the crawlspace and holding my breath with my phone at 4% Here is the image i took before hising. I’m going to FUCKING DIE, this is it, I think it’s over, i heard it fall onto my workout equipment. It’s impersonating a women and child again and clawing the door
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Really makes you wonder huh
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