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@allekissi

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@allekissi
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2 months
Hit a like if you think Telkom should compensate us with 100 GB
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz You miss a step, ubuye ulume istepisi unye nyiii
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@allekissi
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1 year
@RhiannonLanehrt Southern America??? Not Southern United States perhaps girl???
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@allekissi
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6 months
@prow_II 😭😭😭
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@allekissi
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1 year
@PhilMphela Her as Besters Mother
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@allekissi
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@Tokyo_Trev Send location I'll bring food
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@allekissi
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1 year
@ughramik Same energy
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@allekissi
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1 year
@AdvoBarryRoux I bought it few days back in Dischem works like a charm .. you just have to clean it as fluff clogs it
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@allekissi
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11 months
@lindz_malindz For her to get pregnant 🕯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@allekissi
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1 year
@CozminoNtsomi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@allekissi
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1 year
@AfricaFactsZone Braai well represented 🇿🇦
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@allekissi
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1 year
@StillSanza What a golden Era
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Havana_Bloom Eskom was found shaking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@allekissi
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1 year
@AfricaFactsZone Bunny Chow also known as "Kota" kasi slang meaning quarter... 🇿🇦
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@allekissi
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6 months
@lindz_malindz Buy bums and stop being an ass bitch
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@allekissi
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8 months
@sweerie_ We do Me: yoh u gezile vandag poi Him: Dankie poi 🙌
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@allekissi
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1 year
We need this guy to fix the country #sies #saps
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz "Imnandzi I nshumayelo yakhoooooo" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@allekissi
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1 year
@umalambane_zn I'm this old ..zoom zoom zoom
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@allekissi
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10 months
@AyndaMthimkhulu 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Xole_25 😂😂😂😂😂😂 kibo ba khala hurre Her:
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Jamani_Khanyi It's called "ke le nyaka one by one"
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1 year
@AfricaFactsZone South Africa our khantri
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@allekissi
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11 months
@lindz_malindz Why ngathi u are sugar coating HIV wena?
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz You are such a terrible person.. why didn't you pawn your own phone or your fridge ke .. kwamele bak landele u Mr X .. uyinja boy sies 🚮
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Solphendukaa I nobu Grinch nyana le gangster yakhona
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz Well 1 Corinthians 7:39 "A wife is bound as long as her husband is alive. But if her husband should fall asleep in death, she is free to be married to whomever she wants" ... so nazoke
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Carolinerathabe The brown bread can go
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@BEDIAKU21 @AfricaFactsZone You should be embarrassed by that resolution... have some shame wenanja
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1 year
@UmarBzv The cat
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz I understand u hurt mar uya loya shem .. you literally want to flush her future down the drain cause of isende .. isende phooo
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@allekissi
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11 months
@lindz_malindz If it was the other way around, she would have long gone. So u Maya Angelo wathi "myeke nono myeke sana" ..
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@allekissi
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10 months
@lindz_malindz Ngathi you want a validation.. as painful it is to say, you are not a SAn citizen.. but you have an option its either you ask your mother to take you to Lesotho so they fix your documents.. get you a Lesotho ID then get a passport.. then take it from there .. le yakho le yona hai
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@allekissi
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1 year
@zecky2409 I Carswald I headquarters yey febe
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@allekissi
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1 year
@MsaMkhize_ I mean do you y'all know Coca-Cola from this glass ... top tier 👌
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@allekissi
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8 months
@mpilokhumalo_ Mina that Botswana hun traumatized me enough "we dont catch feelings we catch flights" only to catch a rope 😭😭😭😭🙌 ... life no balance
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@allekissi
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1 year
@AfricaFactsZone You decided to lie unprovoked .. eba le de tlhong hlee she's a South African bandla..
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@allekissi
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10 months
@everymovieplug Thor love and thunder
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@allekissi
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9 months
@Life_After_18 Le capitec ne negative account lona?
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Thelumusa_Nkosi U malume is a fave
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1 year
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@allekissi
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@lindz_malindz Can you come back and tell us about the earnings part first
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@allekissi
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8 months
#RIPLEBOGANG She'll be missed 😭😭😭😭
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@allekissi
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6 months
@lindz_malindz Go for it .. I did hospitality in high school nd now I'm an Software Developer.. don't limit yourself you got this
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz Choose yourself sweerie .. look for a job and do you..move out futhi anye nyii
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@Beloved_Ekasi I will ask for it unprovoked to a white person in checkers e sandton .. I don't kheredem
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@allekissi
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8 months
@lindz_malindz Just burn it please, people are naughty out here for the disposal
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Jabu_Macdonald Vatiswa Ndara would kill this role
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@allekissi
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1 year
@zeema_kay Iyafana ne Mr price kanti ... a slenda that wears size 34 😭😭😭💔
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@allekissi
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1 year
@AdvoBarryRoux Can we talk about the beef bone 😂😂😂😂
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@allekissi
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1 year
@ChrisExcel102 😭😭 akana data uzoy bona late le tweet nge free wifi yase Sandton city
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Maddy_sebs It will sink in tomorrow.. you are in denial now 😭
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@allekissi
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1 month
@Siya_Ndlumbini @SizweDhlomo You think like this everyday?
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@allekissi
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6 months
@lindz_malindz Lol you people traumatize us on daily badics
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Karabo_Mokgoko "OBVIOUSLY"
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@allekissi
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10 months
@lindz_malindz She might be suffering from low self esteem nd someone down the line might have destroyed her.. words cuts deep bro, they leave you with a mark 😪
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@allekissi
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@lindz_malindz Save yourself girl, the red flag you ignored was your instincts warning you, reason you say you don't have a connection with him .. next time when u feel something listen to it you not making things up
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@allekissi
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6 months
@jaybug1313 Inkanyamba 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz 😭😭😭😭😭 you damaged him ... he won't recover. I'm sorry this is funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz Ate them at work with lettuce and chicken mayo .. bruh 😭 then with bacon nd eggs...mzuzu zi soft ..this things are good bro
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@allekissi
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@MDNnewss Yooooh 43 counts 🙌
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@allekissi
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6 months
@JudyJaySA2 Sis they saying that if you get involved in a accident or car theft u won't be able to claim cause that's not a TCR but a normal golf .. I mean a normal TCR comes with side black mirrors, no fog lights and red GTI sign but kee congratulations 👏..
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz This is what psychologist deal with day in day out
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@allekissi
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1 year
@PhilMphela Him as ubaba ka Nandipha 😂😂😂
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@allekissi
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6 months
@lindz_malindz Born circumcised or u were circumcised at birth uthin bandla?
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@allekissi
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1 year
@DMN4ever Nurse ngiya kaka
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz So why didn't the snake protect the car?
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@allekissi
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@AfricaFactsZone Kimura ke shade ke gware gware
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@allekissi
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10 months
@lindz_malindz He wants you medara you in style
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@allekissi
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@Jabu_Macdonald Tennis player
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@allekissi
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@Mpumiln @Tau_warra I know he didn't even apologize
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz Uya yiva ke ngoku ... I film
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1 year
@destinyzee I khona I laxative mtase
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@allekissi
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4 months
@TakaTina1 Watching the game like
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@allekissi
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10 months
@lindz_malindz 3 days without showering nd u eat her out ..Hai une sbindi mfana
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@allekissi
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2 years
@Bonisile_RMS Ngathi u talking about my cousins.. those people eat 7 times a day.. u would cry seeing them vula valing the fridge
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@allekissi
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1 year
@your_skyness__ We've been doing this for free .. really sleeping on money yaz
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@allekissi
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6 months
@destinyzee 😭😭😭 funny how we all read it ka sgrigamba
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Rele_Glo Same energy 😎
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@allekissi
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1 year
@sowetocreamery That price e lokshin ... hai, maybe I'm not the target market
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@allekissi
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10 months
@lindz_malindz Ask your mom to take you to her birth country, I'm sure that side they will fix your documents ubuye ne passport and fix that matric certificate then carry on with required documents..otherwise khohlwa sana,
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1 year
@lindz_malindz @lindz_malindz we a space for such just lezinto 🙏
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@allekissi
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1 year
@Lilisa67290976 @_Hybreed_ Brown top girl - resqueezeng in le Rena The church ke sisi 😭 The guy with a rope .. nazo
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@allekissi
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2 months
@miss_neoentle Allegedly, "gwak gwak 3000"
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@allekissi
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1 year
@_shwabade_ Also her during interview Interviewer: is this your footage ntombo Her :
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@allekissi
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1 year
@NaZikode__ Boma 2 billion dollar cash
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@allekissi
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11 months
@lindz_malindz I know the bed smells horrible
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz Yangena ku 8 imomozi 😂😂😂😂
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@allekissi
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1 year
@lindz_malindz The golden rule says "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" Mina ngithi "Hamba juba lami, Bayok'bona phambili Sekuphelile mtakamama" Karma has no expiration date bandla ..you got served
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@allekissi
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8 months
#Uyajola99 Coloreds got a degree in swearing
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@allekissi
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1 year
@MalikDraco_ I can hear that "uthole ngaki from a baddie"
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@allekissi
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2 years
@NellyM_0 @Bonisile_RMS 😭😭 Tembisa high .. Kari I see that teacher le phuza face mzuzu they would say you guys are discussing me instead of disgusting..modimo
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@allekissi
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1 year
@MDNnewss Rosemary Ndlovu got nothing on this 🤞
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@allekissi
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5 months
@k_uttii Khethiwe missed her only chance to be part of marvels yazin
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