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Loki from the Marvel Cinametic Universe is my favorite villain β€οΈ
Hell, Norway
Joined June 2019
These doctors collapsed after 28 hours surgery of separating my relatives nose from my personal matters.
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Close enough, when will the new season of Empire gonna be released?.
Ol'lady dragging me to church, I told her I'm hungover, she said God forgives sinnersπππππΎ
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Sheβs like 50, this is what I mean when I say society doesnβt know how to spot a female loser.
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I once missed my stop in a taxi cos this lady kept telling her kid to eat the yogurt or she'll give it to meπ.
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The way we borrow each other this card at Shoprite, I wish we were helping each other like that in life.
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π―οΈπ―οΈFor SABC 1 to remove Uzalo and play TikTok videos.
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Guys fakani other kids emsebenzini, it won't affect your salary β€οΈ.
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@_ThembekileT The last time I read such a beautiful thread was when that other nigga got cheated on and he found out through a playlist on Apple Music π.
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Nice pic mshana. Ngyajabula usadla iTreatmentππΎ.
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It is all over the media platforms that he's not doing well health wise. You wanna tell me that all these S.A artists can't come with a huge event to raise funds for his medications or whatever he needs? They're all waiting for his passing and start posting photos with him.
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Had these 3 met, the country would be bankrupt by now π€π»
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Lmao I'll never forget when Cassper Nyovest released his album Thuto back in 2017 at exactly midnight and then a few hours later AKA & Anatii dropped Don't forget to pray and then the first line of the said "I know, I know we just saved the day" π.
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@TreShakurr I was actually confused too why Mac G was doing an interview with a random American
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If you're selling local brand igqoke naweπ you guys are wearing abo G-Star Raw thina nisigqokisa abo "Kuyasha Entabeni" π.
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Soon they will start sending this picture to an innocent tailor πππ
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@Yeyethu_Baballo I got no reason, but if mpakathi says the Vaccine will kill us, then it's true it'll definitely kill us
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@ok_chonco Imagine borrowing that much airtime for someone who says goodnight before 6 π©π©
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STOP DOING THIS SHIT!!!. In your house it's ok if you want or where no one sees them but in a restaurant. It is a public place devoted for food consumption. The truth is I don't agree, Idc what you think but it makes me sick. Don't be putting your flip flops on top of the table.
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I swear getting a job would make me the happiest person rnπβ€οΈ.
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They killed my nigga Mordecai π€¦πΎββοΈπ€¦πΎββοΈπ
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@TweetByThapz She did this before Rihanna even thought of having kids and she looks really good β€οΈ
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Comrades I can't teach you everything, we don't need vaults
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@MusaThePope Nah they are mad β¦ 26mil? Where do they even get those numbers?. Ayi but their family owns and Ark phela
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@cyan_aura_ Wait ya'll were a gang or something like a CYAN GANG? Ke bona wena ole Cyan Aura.
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Can Amapiano artists please invite those boys from Kasi with bicycles and speakers box on their music videos, those are some of your big fans if you didn't know.β€οΈ.
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@Authar11 @Afrikanwolf The old man was sentence to starve to death in prison. The daughter couldn't watch her father starve to death, so she fed her father breast milk on daily basis. When after 38 days the old man was not dead, the security guards became suspicious. They caught the girl breastfeeding.
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Kanye West is making money with his so called "funny" designs β€οΈπ₯ I've no idea how are people hating on Cassper Nyovest's #RF990 shoes, if you don't like it that's fine move along there are people who appreciate the shoe. Some people generally like comfortable shoesβ€οΈ.
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Anele vuka vukaπ£οΈ. Americans are calling you Anthony Anderson out hereππ
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I just unfollowed this hun because she thinks we are her fans. Please don't ever think that because people like you now they're your fans, we're mutuals. We follow each other cause we like each other's content. I'm not your fan, sorry!!.
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So I'm at the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is giving dope lines to the customer service lady, she's laughing. He's good looking so I can tell she's digging it, then he asks her if he can take her out & she says "with that R280 in your account?". My chestππ.
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@tutuzondo Adam's first wife being written out of the Bible doesn't sit well with my soul, Lilith deserved better
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@777jorgeivan "You better unplug that clock, you can't tell time when you asleep" π€£π€£π€£.
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10 years from now, you're going to find a mask in your jacket and smile thinking back to how mad 2019,20 & 21 was, then put it down and continue fighting Zombies.
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@kay_mahapa Nah cause skipping Autumn Harvest and Zorba and going straight to Moet and Hennesy XO is crazy business?.
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Before you pray for a Shona type of a man, make sure you are a Connie type of a woman. Do not annoy God tuu, O busy kudu.
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@Ambitiouz_Ent Your next assignment is to stop being obsessed with Mabala Noise. Ambitiouz Ent:
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That "I'm spending my last cash, makunyiwe once!" moment at the club.
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One of the best musicians in SA who do not promote drugs, Aldutery, ratchets, rape, alcohol but sings about love, culture, Afrcanism rena re re we live you and fully behind you β€οΈβπΎ.#sjava
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This is where the concept of "love is blind" started. Being proposed by a guy you cant see
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@Am_Blujay This is just a scam not money laundering, guys do you know how money laundering actually works?.
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"I'm not opening any case, I just want him to apologize" π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©.
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That one follower who likes your tweets everytime, no matter what you tweet.
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I tried this thing of jogging this morning, I came back with a Taxi
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@xnowthenforever Didnβt you see that package on F2 kodwa Boyzn? ππππat least you have a pillow to cry-on.π.
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This old lady getting in a taxi trying to get to the back & accidentally bumps a lesbian with her arm"Yhoo xolo bhuti" takes another look π "xolo sisi" takes another look "Yhoo xol. Haibo uyintoni nawena!?" ππayi.
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Someone commented on a couple's picture athi "She's been around the block" and the boyfriend responded with a "and this is the block she stopped at". I couldn't help but stanβ€οΈ.
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I'm writing my goals in Zulu this year, I need my ancestors to also understand what I'm saying β€οΈ.
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I think Kamo Mphela is an idea. She is not one person. She is whoever takes over that day. Because every time I see her I do not recognise her.
Kamo Mphela at the 2024 Glamour Women of The Year Awards; South Africa.
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you see msaki , sun-El , simmy , azana & ami faku will forever be the best thing that has ever happened to SA music .
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