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@alissonstand
4 months
@TDisputations Ah, Judges, the book that repeatedly says “In those days Israel had no king; everyone did as they see fit”. Surely these atheists wouldn’t be disingenuous and consider the entire purpose of the book of Judges, right?
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@alissonstand
11 months
@Nattalie_fem2 From personal experience the most traditional houswives are usually matriarchs, not domesticated little dolls
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@alissonstand
11 months
@EFCdaily_ @angryginge13 So… you want him to feed the scousers?
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@TheKopWatch @Carra23 “never before has a goal been given, but the scoreline remained the same” is such a concise way to put it
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@Pxxdressi Sofascore stat merchants are ruining football
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@TeamRMFC @FabrizioRomano You have to claim these people and correct them, they come from Muslims homes and grew up in Muslim communities. Vigilance, not denial, is key in defeating extremism
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@xaarlah Don’t forget she signed a tour agreement with our club this summer🤭
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@JoshLFC1909 Forcing that Gary thing
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@alissonstand
5 months
@cIasschristian The way he winds up for the kick is funny as hell tho
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@_JakeeLFC_ Move back to Palestine and support the liberation efforts of your people then
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@Tgarratt10 He’s managed to kill the hype for everything
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@alexlfc27 Sevilla and Betis💀💀💀
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@alissonstand
5 months
@ProjectLiberal The enlightenment values of Jim Crow?
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@6thiagoat They got their own version of Klopp😭
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@Watch_LFC International break needs to end NOW
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@registarodri He’s not THAT bad, he pocketed Mitoma before he came off and then we lost control of the game vs Brighton
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@CIAofTruth @Lays_football It’s a bag of chips, relax
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@RanboGG @BulletValentina I officially declare you a simp
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@alissonstand
7 months
@ComradeDoyIe Confederate losers cope and seethe to this day. They got what they deserved at the end of the day
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@thisisanfield Your caption makes it sound like Klopp was hinting at corruption when he did nothing of the sort. Fix yourselves.
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@alissonstand
11 months
@Theorriginal @elsdawg @UTDrizz 1. Being a drug addict 2. Cheating on his wife 3. Winning a World Cup with a fraudulent handball
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@alissonstand
7 months
@BickLytor @Ratnickl Correct, unironically. Understandings about the Trinity never lead to the violent splintering of the religion
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@alissonstand
2 months
@Proud_Feets @ScottMGreer It’s impossible to have any respect for someone who owns these beasts
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@alissonstand
6 months
@coachanthonyd Moses would bow down and worship our Lord
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@TheKopWatch We want the audio recording of the decision
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@laith60320557 @_JakeeLFC_ How? This guy’s always popping up in my feed crying about how he much hates Britain for backing Israel but he’s more than okay with living a comfy life in Britain like a pussy while “his people” suffer. He should put his money where his mouth is and actually go back and help them
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@6thiagoat So disrespectful to Fabinho for no reason
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@6thiagoat Respect them they’re better than the Belgian teams in the UCL right now, we’re not pumping them
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@alissonstand
4 months
@angeImw @smallxess @skinnylilbih Brits acting like they live in Vietnam or something lmao
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@JeetusM @Thecryptomist @bitterarab You obviously don’t know what agenda means. You must not be a native English speaker, it’s not a fringe term
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@MCAlooster @erenxleo Egypt is refusing to take any of them in as refugees too, and she’s over here acting like Salah could fix this😭
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@alissonstand
5 months
@cIasschristian Yeah it’s a goofy ass windup straight out of some cartoon lmao
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@FCBweezy @TeamRMFC @FabrizioRomano If they’re quoting the bible and Jesus, no matter how wrongly they misinterpreted them, to justify killing innocent civilians then you can absolutely identify them as Christian terrorists
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@alissonstand
8 months
@CardinalDolan @thegnewsroom Why are you letting trans activists mock the Virgin Mary and Saint Cecilia in our Cathedral???? You need to make a statement correcting this Cardinal Dolan, or I’m not attending Mass there on Sunday anymore
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@cfcjonah @LFCTransferRoom He literally gave away the ball that led to Nottingham Forest scoring on the break and gave away a pen that West Ham converted
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@DONTM1SSS Doak couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat
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@alissonstand
11 months
@Is1dore Scriptural autism-maxing is an amazing use of the English language😂 perfectly describes how some of this stuff is determined
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@lfcJ7_ Our last Edwards bomba🫡
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@alissonstand
10 months
@SkinnyTuna Nah, he just needs to lock in fr
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@alissonstand
9 months
@upstatefederlst That’s because they build up these hilarious strawmans and caricatures of what right-wingers are, so they just assume that if someone has similar hobbies and a cool demeanor they can’t possibly be the “other”
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@_summerdinner @Llekamania_ @centregoals That’s not a valid excuse to stab people😭
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@alissonstand
11 months
@LFCTransferRoom @angryginge13 It’s not that deep bruh
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@alissonstand
3 months
@eugengroyper @CdnMnrchyRspctr @NGroyper13 They’re Catholics the same way Joe Biden is Catholic lmao
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@Mobyhaque1 Football is such a beautiful sport
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@JeetusM @Thecryptomist @bitterarab Damn got muted by an Asian for informing him about how to use my language properly😞
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@Flynny_97 @AnfieldEdition God forbid the kid answers interview questions honestly🙄 absolutely disgraceful how the club has handled him yet you want to throw him under the bus when he hasn’t even directly criticized the club
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@ReecesEra @CFCDUBois @RomeoLavia @LiamMLFC Lavia can hold the bench, and you’re holding 12th place again😂
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@thre3d Wonder if he gets notifications of his own performance so he can review when he gets back to the locker room😭
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@PassLikeThiago “It’s not Onana’s fault, Dalot shouldn’t have lost possession”
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@Spliro @TeamRMFC @FabrizioRomano You’re comparing race to an ideology and I never implied all Muslims are terrorists. Whether you agree with them or not they’re quoting YOUR Quran and YOUR prophet. It’s up to your community to correct and guide the youth instead of pretending this type of extremism doesn’t exist
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@alissonstand
5 months
@etherealdeen @terrybeareee Stir fried their dumb ass
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@TheAnfieldTalk Admin is grieving like he’s dead😂
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@alissonstand
4 months
@Wfides2 @Babygravy9 How can you simultaneously believe that the Jews are third world, yet also believe they’re the elites of our society (controlling everything from law, banks, media, the government, academics, etc) and are manipulating the entire world
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@andyatticus2 @MattNFFC1 @StreetsOfRaith @gibby9790 @emilyhewertson You’re defending football streamers getting 30x harsher punishments than pedophile rapists. What an absolute weirdo you are
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@alissonstand
10 months
@CatholicaPuella America would’ve failed if it was founded by Catholics. Protestant work ethic is real
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@TateWhiteRabbit @visegrad24 @jacksonhinklle Last time I checked they weren’t Nazis like he is
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@alissonstand
2 months
@brzlngroyp @NickJFuentes You know how gay you have to be to do a chad edit of Nick? Wow
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@alissonstand
10 months
@Internet_TLCM @slawoid He’s schizomaxxing
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@alissonstand
3 months
@HazLFC97 I laughed when I saw this tbh, your time is up
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@cagiago_ Saliba-Konate is the future of France
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@MikeLUHG2 If you don’t want Michael Edwards that’s your loss. We’d gladly take him back. We won the whole lot because of his transfer decisions
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@TheLiverpoolEra Our Wijnaldum deserves another European trophy
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@AnfieldRd96 John Henry only buying Mac Allister and Thuram and spending the rest of the budget on his wife’s jewelry
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@Cian2602 @MCFCMajid @PrithulNarula @fkhanage @afcjxmes Warra UCL and FIFA Club World Cup for Wenger’s Arsenal that is
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Qatar is taking over Man Utd and we can’t even get a CB after only spending 35M on Mac Allister
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@Mobyhaque1 Them calling bs on the “human error” statement was brilliant too
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@MmaUnderdogs @SStricklandMMA Valentina couldn’t even own my local garbageman
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@alissonstand
9 months
@HarryLotusEater Ive seen marxist accounts with a few thousand followers consistently get 10k+ likes on tweets. Something reeks
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@alissonstand
4 months
@floridanow1 @EndWokeness This a surveillance and control issue, not an infrastructure issue. “15 minute cities” is an irrelevant term here
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@guccimo6 Our starting XI in 10 years with FSG
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@alissonstand
5 months
@MillerStream Am I supposed to hate this guy? Every time I see him he seems like a positive and friendly guy
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@alissonstand
6 months
@Gallosavedme Fr sounds like he gave up, what a weak track
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@SelecaoTalk Too many sofascore merchants these days that just look for 7.0 app ratings and G/As. Football discourse in 2023 is in the gutter
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@alissonstand
8 months
@langluigi_ Prots replaced the Pope with themselves. The fruits of Protestantism are the fruits of man, and thus their values change as the contemporary values of society change. The churches these reformers personally founded have fallen to secular progressive agendas. Hell overcame them
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@JoshLFC1909 “That such failings have already been categorised as “significant human error” is also unacceptable…. we will explore the range of options available, given the clear need for escalation and resolution.” Most important part of the whole statement
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@registarodri Neither could Marcelo, but his balls are superb which makes up for it
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@alissonstand
8 months
@langluigi_ The biggest threat to protestantism in America is Eastern Orthodoxy
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@alissonstand
4 months
@EigenFrequ @TDisputations None of the situations in the book of Judges is meant to be used as examples of good morals. The entire purpose of that book is to contexualize the history of the Israelites after the death of Joshua and before the era of kings, and to show how chaotic and depraved Israel was
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@thefan763922 @TheAnfieldTalk Because it doesn’t cause religious tension
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@6thiagoat Pray for the children on both sides🫶❤️
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@alissonstand
5 months
@lewis0701__ @YorksOriginal @_Senseal_ Many stoners are addicted to weed
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@leedsthat @nocontextfm1 The whole Spanish football establishment from the top down is disgusting
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@alissonstand
5 months
@warrenDB @Cade_Onder @square_nevada If the carbon monoxide was strong enough that he hallucinated seeing a dark figure walking moments after coming back home, they’d both be dead from CO poisoning by the morning
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@Mobyhaque1 We get another solid dm and the league is right there for the taking. Disappointed but not surprised tbh. We’re wasting Salah and Alisson’s career
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@alissonstand
6 months
@Pastor_Gabe I forgot Jesus gave the Apostles copies of the KJV Bible during Pentacost. How silly of me
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@MacsAndPotions @JoshLFC1909 Very disgraceful behavior from the club to do something like this
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@alissonstand
3 months
@andrewFromJapan @SteveA4Congress @upstatefederlst Most 17 year olds are nervous to speak to a class full of people they grew up with. Speaking to thousands of strangers with millions watching live on tv, she did fantastic
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@outmycircle @osowxvyy Bc he is “ruthless😤” and has “aura🥶” according to man utd fans
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@CantonaCentral @Casey_Evans_ Your manager is still crying about the Arsenal result pal
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@alissonstand
4 months
@smallxess @skinnylilbih I went to France during a “heat alert” and it was a beautiful summer day, lol
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@alissonstand
11 months
@cxllumlfc100 @Darwinn99 @Uruguay He just scored two last night pal
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@_The72 Bring back beating up refs in the parking lot
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@Spliro @TeamRMFC @FabrizioRomano Maybe from the thousands of comments and replies claiming these terrorists aren’t Muslims?
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@ivanabator @4mxrioo 37 year old washed Ronaldo vs “world class entering his prime” 25 year old Rashford😭
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@TheSALAH_Role Put Macca where Thiago is and replace Bajcetic with Thiago and we win the league comfortably
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@alissonstand
5 months
@2Swerdy @RealCandaceO Black plague goes brrrrr
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@NIOAdmirer @dophe1 @ESPNFC So only a player born in a footballing powerhouse like Brazil, Argentina, Spain etc is eligible for the Ballon d’Or? Norway will never win an international competition in our lifetime, so how is that fair to Haaland who’s broken records and might get city a treble in the prem?
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