π³οΈβπ Alex π³οΈβπ
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I'm a lot like one of those large dogs who thinks they are a lap dog. he/him #BlackLivesMatter All opinions are my own & not my employerβs.
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we can all agree sheβs the clearest example of an industry plant right?
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@keatonkildebell @SettiWap For a satire website Clickhole has some profound fake quotes π©
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The Homophobic Avengers.
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Only the future Moira Rose could deliver this line idc
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@stmeyer007 @davebabler @lauren_petrillo Nope! In 29 states it's perfectly legal to discriminate against people based on their sexuality/gender identity. Not illegal.
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@_aka_Devo @Gaby_0621 @muffin_girl1628 Plummer V. state decided you can resist unlawful arrest to the point of taking the officerβs life if necessary- she had every right to her own self defense.
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Why is this still one of the funniest things remotely in the orbit of drag race
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@stmeyer007 @bxanden @MikeyJonJon @davebabler @lauren_petrillo Oh my god!! Thank god I have the option to spend money I don't have, move to an unfamiliar place where I know no one and try to make it-.
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Sorority girls in a sisterβs Instagram comments are more supportive than the marble pillars holding up buildings.
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@stmeyer007 @bxanden @MikeyJonJon @davebabler @lauren_petrillo Just so I don't get evicted Bc my landlord doesn't like me blowing your friends who are DL.
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@marckenciso @muffin_girl1628 Nope, Plummer v. state dude. You can resist unlawful arrest and the officer never once mentioned charges.
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@Tella_babe1 @FadzaiSimango @kokujin37 @Yatande_ β¦ right. Because heβs a human trafficker. Your tone seems a little bit like you are sticking up for him by dragging other women down I really hope thatβs not what you meant. Idk the devil has enough advocates
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Priest: "does anyone have reason why these two should not be wed?".Me: *stands up*.Me: *pulls out astrology chart and clears throat*.
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I will not be taking criticism at this time
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immunity from cold weather, lowest to hightest:.-Girls when their date brought a jacket & they didnβt.-Southerners.-Anyone watching a movie @ home w/o a blanket.-Moms at HS football games.-Midwesterners.-Cheerleaders.-Guys in basketball shorts.-penguins.-college girls going out.
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@NbRubbish Honestly SO glad that one of the first things The Bad Batch did was have another episode centered around this family where she gets a couple badass sniper scenes and is in a new wardrobe.
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@justmorgannow @jessiegender Theyβre really gonna put it back at the end of Serpentβs Pass next season, pause for a second then have Suki say βI actually thought it was sweet how you were trying to protect me but I can take care of myselfβ or something else awful and cringe and un-Suki-like.
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i hate mean twinks like how are you so tiny full of that much hate ππ.
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I asked my crush out using an Apple Music playlist ππ
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@CountinUPDeadz_ @kountry_wayne I forgot to pack my sense of humor when my mom kicked me out of the house for liking dick. But sure yeah, this is on me for being upset. Foh.
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@gldivittorio Smh nah their recruitment pitches are plenty strong without free college!!! I mean I almost joined 2 weeks before graduating in December 2019 π€.
Still thinking about this interaction from Senior year of college like why were you still trying the free college bit and why is Christmas the only holiday in the army how sad π
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@m_aj0504 @heftyorder If you havenβt decided to skip class when you are already in the building at least once then I donβt trust you.
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No college student has all 5.- healthy relationships .- body with the ability to process dairy.- healthy sleep habits.- comfortable bank account.- cable.
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@schxleo @sassyblackdiva Yeah⦠the murder of a parent was justified if they gave her that name tbh.
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Birds arenβt real.
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@MediumSizeMeech @bittercigs_ To be fair it started out of insurance companyβs NEED for a diagnosis to provide more than 3-6 sessions of therapy, even grief counseling as an example. Like thatβs where βeveryone is diagnosableβ culture originates from this is just the super intense end-phase.
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@painno1999 @TullyDrake @kirksear2017 @senpaistefen Yβall what lmaoooo he literally punched Hitler every night at the fundraising shows and he then fought against the Nazis, Hydra was a faction of the science division of the Nazis.
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@jayshay_ @MadyMahaffey @APatacini @grobadeaux @Playboy Yβall know gender is a social construct right? Yβall gotta stop confusing male-man and female- woman.
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@mattjxseph Why does this read like the intro to a side quest that immediately starts a countdown clock in video games.
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@bunearie @akajoyboy @ecogggswell βHelp friend I canβt buy groceries this weekβ.βDonβt worry fam I gotchu; next time you put money into the market because I know you do so frequently while living paycheck-to-paycheck Iβll match it π―π―π―β.
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Why does everyone at Mizzou think people at Mo State hate their lives? Like sorry my liver is intact, Iβm getting the same education as you, all of our residence halls are open & im surrounded by the best people ever. Like? Sit down MU, if you can find a part of campus still open
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Bae: come over .Me: I can't it's snowing.Bae: I know someone who can still drive you http://t.co/14NnO0YB8V.
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@nrnich @smartbitch_69 Look I really donβt wanna defend this guy but he had the glass bottles with 750 ml not plastic bottles with 500 ml.
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@MalikHaelstrom @WanderMaximoff She lived, she served Mother & Scarlet Witch, she teleported away at the last second to Latveria de-powered and without her memory to be manipulated into marriage by Dr. Doom⦠an icon!!!!
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@SharpieStuff @HannesThurnherr @Independent Lmao posted an article that invalidates his own point, gotta love it.
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@MalibuCyrus_ @ColeLedford11 Are you implying that men cant paint their nails?Or that this movement isnβt valid if it doesnβt acknowledge male trauma?Bc neither are true.
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Why oh why does Grindr show you what somebody searched to get your profile on their page now lmaooooooo
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Hmm the patron saint of gay twitter called it yet again.
Y'all won't care now, but y'all will when someone you know dies from an illness that doesn't yet have adequate treatment
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An escape room but itβs just a grocery store full of people from high school.
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Oh boy You are gonna love refrigerators
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@VK_HM The best part; when itβs completely confirmed heβs an immortal being and nobody really reacts
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Me talking to my drunk friends before we walk into the lobby of Taco Bell at 3am
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Jeb Bush isn't sure we should be spending 3 dollars per woman's life http://t.co/UZXAtkiEGp.
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@irish1stslaves Canβt believe itβs been less than 3 months and weβre back to the same place in internet discourse omg can yβall PLEASE wear a mask I need to go outside.
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@MediumSizeMeech @bittercigs_ Like thereβs no such thing as βcomplicated grievingβ bc grief is always complicated but if we want a client to come back after that sixth session so we can actually help them we gotta slap a diagnosis on it.
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@TheSpiceDAO Number 1 kills me lmao β¦ anyway here is the book in full already scanned in and available on the internet
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You want me to work 9-5? The schedule that left Dolly Parton barely gettinβ by?.
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@cigggaftersex @djdunclive @BusinessmanLego Because it is lit rally so funny to misspell words or phrases in ways that are phonetically sound but also it keeps this discussion from being picked up in other tweets about freeze peach by Al Goreβs rhythm so weird conservative fanboys donβt show up.
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@tristen_banks Hi!! Third year psych student here. The term is βdie by suicideβ not committing, Bc suicide is not a choice. Itβs an end result of-.
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@tristen_banks Hope you understand the ignorance your statement held now. You can feel however you want, these are just the actual facts.
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@TheJoeJoeReed @netflix Thatβs rough sorry to hear that Joe Reed but im so glad we received your input we know how valuable it is since you are Joe Reed with 84 followers to his name since joining in 2014. Netflix should just remove the documentary now that The Joe Reed has weighed in.
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My favorite part of this meme is that they listened to the song because you donβt fucking fast forward Frank
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@tristen_banks Psychological trauma, mental illness, or any number of things. Itβs not a βchoiceβ you make like oh jeans or shorts today, itβs an effect.
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@onthattightrope @kevbino2 People still claiming they hated ME! ????? Itβs not her fault yβall donβt have taste and canβt understand art
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@g0ldenant @Br_GuyP @furyofthegodz If only it was bring your child to work day. Franklin Richards and Wanda could just sit down and chat about what pocket realities theyβve created lately and bond over being Nexus Beings then recreate 616 Billy and Tommy together. Now heβs gotta Heroes Reborn everyone ugh
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@tristen_banks Bc when someone is biologically and chemically wired where they have suicidal ideation, you canβt just wish it away or hope for the best.
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Sorority girls will literally give their little with borderline alcohol poisoning one cup of water from t bell then say "I'm the mom friend".
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Not a motion picture (yet) (#sixseasonsandamovie)
Best performance by a cigarette in a motion picture?.
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@jayshay_ @MadyMahaffey @APatacini @grobadeaux @Playboy No see, I have sociological facts. You have bigoted beliefs that serve no purpose other than to hurt people who are already disenfranchised.
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Oh my god what have I done. Is this what being grown feels like??
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