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@MalikHaelstrom

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πŸ“ nyc (earth-1218) β€’ news β€’ comedy β€’ master of digital strategy 🐊 opinions are my own

Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@MalikHaelstrom
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@USA_Polling I’m SO SICK of the β€œunsure” demographic in America, across all contexts. Jesus fucking Christ STAND ON IT BITCH
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@PopCrave Actually real
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like how does your brain work
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You idiots do realize that the majority of LGB (regular gays as JDV calls us) voted for Trump? Do you really want to exile an entire voting block and push them to vote democrat? Seems very shortsighted.
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@HawleyMO @buttkicker7 @Chiefs Omg congrats on the engagement
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@Crunchyroll 😭😭😭😭😭
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@jlazebnik OPEN THE RETIREMENT HOMES
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@Zazamyodor He ate πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ
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@Nigee_Uno Baited by a blue check. It was a cheeky joke mate
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@jock_southern NOW let’s wake THIS up
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Yea, keep them mf replies AWF dummy bitch
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Here we go again. Another egregious display of antisemitism, racism and misogyny from @kanyewest on his X account this morning. Just a few years ago, ADL found that 30 antisemitic incidents nationwide were tied to Kanye’s 2022 antisemitic rants. We condemn this dangerous behavior and need to call it what it is: a flagrant and unequivocal display of hate.Β 
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DOECHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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@RhodeToLove It did not
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@dontallow @LindasCankles @DealinRugs @beasready1 Yall do NOT fucking read or comprehend omg…….
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And we thank god for that. Ted lasso is fucking garbage
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it is nice that Apple TV’s flagship show is now Severance instead of Ted Lasso lol
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@RhodeToLove Thank god
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@ShenaeCurry @sayjahlil Slow down
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@f0lake SAME. I need his balls smacking mine
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@jaxajueny This sounds terrible
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@hobi_554 @SocDemFan @daniphantomxx @HanShawnity actually he hmu on Grindr when I lived in chicago
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@claire_salvo Doechii Elliot
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