Alex Lawson
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Baltimore | New Haven @betweenthekey @yalesportsgroup @KILTRsports
New Haven, CT
Joined May 2017
The Ravens should stop dragging their feet and give Lamar Jackson all of his money.
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@crashUnderwhelm @ryxcommar the Max rebrand was misguided and unpopular, but ultimately didn’t matter too much because the content was (roughly) the same and just under an awful banner. Twitter’s rebrand also came with a significant decline in quality—nothing good has come from this chapter of Twitter.
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weird how there’s never any Discourse™️ about how the most valuable teams in sports include teams named after:. underwear.socks.sheep.horses.LaGuardia Airport.Canadian lakes (despite playing in a desert).residents of Texas in general.jaywalkers.residents of the US in general.jazz.
NEW POST: Apparently You're Not Supposed to Talk About WNBA Team Names?
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@YGYG111 @b4kermillerpink @iREPLOU @incubabes @laenyras “I can’t explain why” = “I’m not bold enough to be racist openly”.
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@JoestarJokic The Mystics have the same aesthetic and the same ownership and there’s actually magic in their logo!
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@spicylaflare @ComicRwilliams You better wait five minutes. Can’t be tacky in front of Jay-Z. 🥴.
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@lisco_2000 The team’s name derives from the reputed skill of Brooklyn residents at dodging the city’s trolley streetcars.
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@crashUnderwhelm @BoymoderElyn @ryxcommar New Twitter tanked their revenue by alienating their business partners for allowing spam, racism, antisemitism, and glorifying violence (among many other things!) to run rampant on their site. And they are not coming back. A few $8 subscriptions are bandaids over bullet holes.
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@DapIsTokyo @AndyKHLiu No one who is an NBA fan likes watching Trae Young shoot 15 free throws a game for flailing his arms.
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@wallachiamn @dovidnoooo @GreatTerribleOz @hqdada bro if you wanna microdose tetanus may I suggest jumping in the Hudson River.
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@FourVerts They called him a running back and a wide receiver and he’s about to get his second MVP one month after turning 27.
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@eternalnamor @MofongoPvpi @chriskillian @BrandonDavisBD if he’s literally their immortal deity, then his resurrection would probably only strengthen his case for leadership.
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@mingsfirstbeer The site of the new stadium between New York's two major airports, symbols of this speedy, modern age, influenced the selection of the new name "Jets". It reflects the spirit of these times and the eagerness of…players, coach, and owners to give New York another worthy team.
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@martyduren @KatyMontgomerie @Teri_Kanefield There’s either some kind of really long list of deboosted words or Twitter’s seams are still fraying at every turn.
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@lo__stu @juan_amayah hope your friends see these tweets and make the right call to stop hanging out with y’all.
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@McgruffRuff @Faberson_ @TPOTK1NG @hasanthehun dang. I didn’t know they made it harder for 5’ dudes to vote for centuries in this country. Or took away their bodily autonomy. Or didn’t let them buy houses because of their height.
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@carpethefish 106,005,000 kilograms at 3 m/s is an impulse of 318,015,000 Newton-seconds. For reference, the total impulse required to send Apollo 11 to orbit was 495,000,000 Newton-seconds. Bridges are not built to bounce rockets off of their supports. This is an accident and a tragedy.
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@milo_the_orange @rodger The charge isn’t whether or not MIN “likes” Harbaugh more than Graham. That seems pretty obvious. It’s about the fact that the coaches that get to move up the ladder & are “liked” more are disproportionately white, & minority coaches end up with short leashes or sham interviews.
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@MarcusC99492753 @ZackLundy85 @TheNBACentral And he stopped trying to score in fourth quarters. That’s not a good look from your star player. Calling Philly a bunch of bad teammates is disingenuous. Ben made his bed, and now he’s lying in it.
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@eternalnamor @MofongoPvpi @chriskillian @BrandonDavisBD If you look 24-25 for the entirety of someone’s lifetime, then they think you’re immortal.
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@CarrilloSigrid @Eve6 if you want to buy a dumb car, at least buy a DeLorean. have some class.
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@MMcCarthyREV @dpshow Thought Ernie said he wasn’t going anywhere—but maybe he might consider it if Charles is the one hiring him away from Turner?.
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@supremehuncho @DapIsTokyo @AndyKHLiu no one likes it at all? who likes foul hunting? it’s not cute.
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@nomorelibs4ever @ImNotOwned the one with objectively better UI, SEO, and infrastructure and less bots.
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@rodger According to rule 12.3.2 of the NFL rule book, the refs would then deem it a touchdown anyway.
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@nathanmarzion Um. I can hate Kawhi quite easily for bailing on the Spurs. Swap with LeBron.
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@sarahschauer Y’all’s hackers had taste? My spotify hacker nearly did irreparable damage to my ears and my algorithm with their taste in rappers
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@yvrteacher @outthesilo @Teen_Cthulhu @sarahradz_ If you live in a $2 million house that your parents helped you pay for, you’re actually the main character of the OP.
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@PanAmComintern @gallandguile @CaralhoPhilly @MiddleFWIW you are from suburban Massachusetts and think you’re too good for lacrosse?? lol.
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@DaRealJusto @johnrivers131 the franchise that ran off in the middle of the night wants to talk about manners.
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@CoreyAtad @offbeatorbit the music does the momentum build by itself—it doesn’t need fourteen real-time minutes. but the problem isn’t defying gravity; it’s stretching act one to three hours needlessly.
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@RuruRosemary @YourNerdWonder @AC3CYPR3SS @IRISproject__ @uorplefever …I would think Charles Entertainment Cheese would avoid associating with child m*rder for brand safety reasons.
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@MarcusC99492753 @ZackLundy85 @TheNBACentral The entire Sixers organization has been in his corner for half a decade!! What are you talking about? Plus, “lack of confidence” is a personal issue that only Ben can really fix. What is Philly supposed to say except “go to therapy”.
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@shOoObz @solomonmissouri For a fantastic breakdown of one of the craziest stories I’ve ever heard, @BustedBizBureau does a great job:
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@burrrgers @north0fnorth They successfully cased a mansion and would have gotten with it if a child that was forgotten before a transatlantic flight didn’t attempt murder via slapstick comedy.
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@jacksfilms John I will drop my phone down this flight of stairs while eating cereal and that’s a promise.
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@SevendersOTW @Frediculous You didn’t want to share with the class?.
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@yami_caa @zehrabortion …that’s called an invasion of privacy. people have gotten restraining orders for less.
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@CaptainDickems @ComicGirlAshley The vast, vast majority of writers are making pennies—what upper class are you talking about?.
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@StatisticUrban That North Carolina seems legitimately close opens up a lot of paths even with a weaker rust belt.
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@uneedaseat @sean_bagel why does a white woman need to wear a bandanna like a doorag. is she going for waves?.
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@AbdxlA @julesterpak @miaferrariii I don’t want to know what Facebook would do with the information that I had a (fake) mental health crisis.
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@LewisUnderscore @zeopanonica @GoodPoliticGuy why does pelosi keep supporting pro-life democrats then?. why hasn’t the filibuster been abolished in the senate to codify this already?. funny how the Democratic Party is charge of these seats of power, yet keep finding ways to conveniently get out of ever doing anything.
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@Willie_Pierce3 @minakimes Dude, just say you don’t know what the dots mean. Pick a struggle. 🙄.
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@Koco31911104 @geogvma @FreeRosedark …why would a revolutionary want to make a group of people at the forefront of an action or movement? Perhaps so that they could organize and do activities slightly more revolutionary than Posting?.
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@LewisUnderscore @zeopanonica @GoodPoliticGuy Including the current Speaker of the House, and Presidents 44 and 46.
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@LilySimpson1312 American voting patterns make way more sense when you consider that they think 92% of Americans live in two states and one city in a third.
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@SarahSpain Iowa-USC was the most watched ESPN college basketball game since Duke-UNC in 2008(!!!) and the most watched non-football ESPN game since Game 7 of the NBA Finals(!!!!). Let’s see how they do on broadcast television! 🎉.
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@lisco_2000 This arc begins with Michael “Republicans buy sneakers too” Jordan and the David Stern era. In their valiant attempt to ‘clean up’ the sport in the 80s, they also tried to muzzle players as much as possible (see: Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf) to keep their newly squeaky-clean image.
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