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I do comic books, movies and football. Gunner. Mumbai Indians. Ferrari. Rafael Nadal. Best FPL finish - 473 OR (2015/16)

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@akshaay_pande
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2 years
@formularacers_ @ErikvHaren And both will reach the front.. and then the Ferrari masterclass will come in with their strategy and Charles will be at the back of the grid again.
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@im_rishabh10 @kunalkamra88 तुझे पहले उधर से उठना पड़ेगा ना
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There’s a new colony coming up on the footpath opposite infinity mall. How many complains do you need to take action, kindly advise. @MumbaiPolice @mybmcwardKW @mybmc @AndheriLOCA
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Hi @MumbaiPolice .. new village is coming up on P Tandon marg opp infiniti mall. We are not sure of the kind of activities going on or the need for them to gather in such large numbers. Some people are lying down passed out and the others are harassing all commuters. @AndheriLOCA
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@floridanow1 @InternetH0F Thats the stupidest confident answer Ive read
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7 years
This is bloody insane.. #kamalamills stay safe
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Sir @MumbaiPolice , pure lane mein sirf beggars hai footpath pe.. and there is no action from your end even after multiple complaints.. abhi toh woh naam bhi puchte hai video jo bana raha hai uska.. kal kuch hua toh aap pe hai. @CPMumbaiPolice @LavekarBharati @AndheriLOCA
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@bsindia When will Rahul Gandhi take responsibility?
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@aditiagarwal811 @ndtv When will the best PM decide that?
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4 years
@RoopaliSriv Arnab even called Sonia Gandhi a bar dancer.. imagine someone having the gonads to call one a mass murderer and the other a tadipaar on live television. I will be a fan for sure.
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Hi @MumbaiPolice @mybmc .. this is opp infinity mall on P Tandon marg. Can someone explain wtf is going on? Look at the line.. this is getting ridiculous. Please take action quickly. @AndheriLOCA
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@RajaSen Its like saying Raman Raghav was cool but what about the 90% of Indians who have not killed someone yet?
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@sushilkedia @SaketGokhale @ippatel Absolutely nothing wrong said by @SaketGokhale .. complain karne se acha kisiki help kar de kedia.. overacting kam kar aur ye intimidation game ko thoda time break de.. log marr rahe hai..
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They are all drugged up and lying down full day. They openly drink in the night.. how many more complaints do you need to do anything? @MumbaiPolice @CPMumbaiPolice @mybmcwardKW @LavekarBharati @AndheriLOCA Opposite infinity mall Dropped pin
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@bleddyjames @ltarsenal Only thing shocking is you not knowing the difference between are and our.
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6 years
@ravibagri @kumaarpranv @INCIndia @JhaSanjay @BJP4India @RenukaJain6 @rishibagree @ShefVaidya @ggiittiikkaa @sambitswaraj Every government leaves debt. Even Vajpayee government had left debt that Congress paid off. Even Modi’s government in Gujarat had left debt which is still being paid off. Itna kuch khaas kaam nai kiya feku ne. Ye uska farz tha.
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@OfficialFPL All thanks to you for pricing them like leeds
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@LloydMathias @SpokespersonECI As far as I know Chief Election Commissioner’s car number is DL1 BJP 0001
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@rellik2099 @_DHOTYA Eleanor Thurtle loves this
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@arjunsomal @SemperFiArsenal United fan talking about getting refs help 😂😂
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@f1amyra Alonso is a baller
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1 year
Hi @MumbaiPolice @CPMumbaiPolice @mybmc @mybmcwardKW Guess who’s back? Opp infinity mall, P Tandon Marg.. @AndheriLOCA
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2 years
@angadadlakha This is now getting overboard. Once the plane has halted and seat belt signs are off, you are allowed to stand you know that right? After a long journey everyone likes to stretch their legs and why shouldn’t they? Whats your problem with it if everyone is abiding by the rules?
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3 years
@DivijaBhasin This is such understating of things.. Men don’t just wash their face, most men take a complete bath on their wedding day. Please don’t misrepresent facts.
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2 years
@ShivAroor Will never understand why you get upset when someone calls you a lapdog. Own it. You’ve earned it.
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@rushikesh_agre_ Why dont they stop an Ambani or Adani Cavalcade to check how much cash they have..
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2 years
@calamur Iftaar is not a festival.. its a meal.
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@itnamatsharma That is actually Chitra’s perspective of what Draupadi’s perspective might have been.
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5 years
One minute video and you will see at least 5-6 offenders. This is what goes on at the fun republic junction EVERYDAY!!! Request @MumbaiPolice to find a permanent solution for this. It’s a main road for god’s sake. @CPMumbaiPolice @mumbaitraffic @Lokhandwala_Bom
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2 years
@cosmic2108 @BorntobeAshwani Why aren’t you typing in Hindi?
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2 years
#VikramVedhaTrailer is amazing.. finally a movie you can look forward to.. @iHrithik looks outstanding
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2 years
@shweta_shalini @ChitaleKetaki @kunalkamra88 Expert on CSR & govt policy 😂.. government ko khud ki policy nai pata aur ye uski expert bani baithi hai
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3 years
@FPL_Rockstar @AbsoluteChelsea @FPL_Salah They all think they in the know till the rockstar arrives
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5 years
@kunalkamra88 Didn’t Modiji do a tik tok episode with bear grylls already? 🤔 #modijiontiktok
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2 years
@sarayupani When asked what would be the one thing he would like to change about Lakshya, he said “the audience” .. that was a mic drop moment.
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3 years
@livzledgee No one will forgive you for this tweet though
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4 years
@ESPNcricinfo In 20 seconds you will know.
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2 years
Sir gaav bas gaya hai.. @MumbaiPolice @mybmc @mybmcwardKW This is opposite the infinity mall back gate.. किसके पैर पकड़ने पड़ेंगे प्लीज़ बताये। Also tell us who is to blame if they attack someone for making videos? @LavekarBharati @AndheriLOCA
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10 years
The @AnupamPkher philosophy.. Putting a smiley at the end of everything makes everything right, calm and thoughtful. :)
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11 months
@ShubmanGang @Sanath07 @waqyounis99 @sachin_rt The greater strike rate pressure is because of the two ball rule kid. Sachin was still the highest strike rate batsman at the age of 38 in the Indian team when the two ball game was introduced. Its sad kids never stop justifying.
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3 years
@TheGoonerNation Thanks for posting.. Now I know your podcast would be as worthless as this tweet. Regards. Impressive tweet tbh
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6 months
@Sheetal2205 @movieebuf Still end up getting divorced so why waste time 😂
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1 year
They are back and they have already broken the street lamps to sleep. The vandalism is just the beginning. Opp infinity mall, Andheri west at P Tandon Marg. Kindly take action. Nahi toh firse colony banegi. @MumbaiPolice @mybmc @mybmcwardKW @AndheriLOCA
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5 years
@kunalmajumder This is amazing!! More power to @him .
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2 years
Hi @MTPHereToHelp , what is the legal number of bikes allowed to park on a footpath? And that no parking sign is looking cute too. 😄 @AndheriLOCA
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3 years
@Ra_Bies Abe gawar.. khair pagal kutton se kya he English samajhne ki ummeed rakhna..
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2 years
@BorntobeAshwani Why wasn’t Priyanka called to do this in her American accent?
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2 years
@EBL2017 Gary Neville isn’t a pundit though.. he’s paid for banter, isn’t he?
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2 years
@ayorutik The number of y’s in that heyyyy is directly proportionate to the level of surprise.
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3 months
@LadyPeraltaa There isn’t? Damn you sat down and made all this up to keep the engagement going? Respect 🫡
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@NitishDGupta @BhrataShreee @DeepikaBhardwaj Defamation and assault ka matlab bhi padh le..
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@LadyPeraltaa You took screenshots from the reddit thread and then typed everything on word/notes and then posted it here for clout? Respect and dedication 🫡
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@YoursLegallyy Because she’s achieved something that very few do. Without having any clue about how to manage a country’s economy or defense and despite proving herself to be incompetent time & time again, she is tasked with important positions. ‘Ukhaad lo’ attitude kehte hai isse.
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2 years
Kya chal raha hai sir? @MumbaiPolice @mybmc @mybmcwardKW @LavekarBharati @CMOMaharashtra Kya reason se footpath banaya please clear kar dijiye. @AndheriLOCA
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2 years
There is a new village under “lower” oshiwara metro station. And they will spread all over Lokhandwala as soon as Monsoons are over.. what are you doing about it? @mybmcwardKW @mybmc @MumbaiPolice @AndheriLOCA
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3 years
@ESPNcricinfo Ill watch Sachin again & again & again!!!!
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5 years
Either get them a bed or get them off the footpath. Won’t be long before they start putting up shanty’s here. This is at Infinity Mall Andheri west. @MCGM_BMC @MNCDFbombay @MumbaiPolice @Lokhandwala_Bom @MNSPrashantRane
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7 years
@pkpz04 @thevirdas First of all.. Hindu's are more victimised by their own "bade-buzurg" than anyone else. Secondly, reacting this way is the worst thing ever.. And you trying to justify it is somehow even worse. Like by what logic is the rape of an 8 year old acceptable because its a reaction?
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@BollywoodGandu You should stop drinking. There’s a reason there’s a reason Cricket Gandu didn’t work.
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5 years
@MumbaiMetro3 Transplantation or planting of saplings will never be able to match the benefits given by a strong rooted fully grown tree.
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@OfficialFPL I can’t tell you that.. everyone will copy
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@The891st @formularacers_ F1 is not for you brother. Find a different sport
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4 years
@sanitarypanels You can try.. but doubt twitter will ban Dr Harshvardhan’s account
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4 years
@LiveLawIndia @nikitajacob @GretaThunberg Bombay currently the only city standing in front of Amit Shah/BJP/Delhi police and stopping them from taking over Indian judiciary completely.
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3 years
@ovshake42 Six is maximum from an intentional shot played. Otherwise there is no limit to how many runs can be run if the fielders decide to play passing the parcel with the ball instead of throwing it at the stumps or outside the boundary line. What is this unnecessary agenda against IPL?
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3 years
@TotalOmari You could’ve just googled how to spell Magalhaes.
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@BellagioDuPont @FanaticsFerrari Mercedes is over though.. its downhill from here for the next 10 years now.
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3 years
@SaketGokhale @aroonpurie @ShivAroor Sharing malicious edited videos of Rahul Gandhi is actually one of the important internal social media rules for @IndiaToday
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3 years
New slum project outside Silver Sands.. @mybmc @mybmcwardKW @MumbaiPolice @AndheriLOCA .. book your shanty’s nowww..
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2 years
@ghosh_annesha Since you love taking things out of context. This you? Birthday girl? Infantalising? Patronising?
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Bangladesh pacer Jahanara Alam bowls a maiden to birthday girl Meg Lanning. Offspinner Salma Khatun takes Lanning's top of offstump in the next over. Lanning, who had struck 97 (vs IND) and 135* (vs SA) coming into the match against Bangladesh, is dismissed for a DUCK. #CWC22
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6 years
Why am I not able to transfer Kepa from my FPL team?
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1 year
@IndiaWeatherMan When can we see the sun again?
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@MhaskarChief The tide has turned.. people are not stupid to troll Kamra when he’s in the right just because Aggarwal is a Moditard
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1 year
@AAllenSport Its also cringe that you’re commenting on nicknames for 22 year olds.. I think you should stop it.
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5 years
He’s not kidding this time
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I used to work in a automobile sector, Today my boss told me not to continue with job. I have lost my job due to economic slowdown so please pray sab thk ho jaye and I may find a new job. Thanks 🙏
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3 years
@AjayKJoseph1 @now_arsenaI @moh_hussein03 Yes.. they have no right to do that or get violent. Dont trivialise this behaviour. Otherwise if I dont like your tweets Im going to come with a mob and start banging your car..
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3 years
@RealUjjawalS @ADSutherland_ And then eventually losing like always 😂
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2 years
MI fans - we are Indians Rcb fans - we are challengers Csk fans - we are super kings RR fans - we are royals GT fans - we are Titans Lsg fans - we are Super giants Srh fans - we are sunrisers DC fans - “we are from the capitals, Delhi is the capital city of India. Its inclusive”
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Edtech CEOs when asked about how and when they will become profitable:
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@Chacha_huu There’s only one god of cricket.. ask Kohli and he’ll tell you.
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6 years
@dhruv_rathee Apna khayaal rakhna.. Ref: Judge Loya. 😰
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4 years
@Wealth_Theory @realDonaldTrump Didnt he ask all republican supporters to not vote mail in? I mean Im just following it from outside, but it seems logical.
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3 years
@TheBarmyArmy Yes.. India is the problem. The pitches in India were the problem, then bcci was the problem, then ipl was the problem.. do you see why England doesn’t improve?
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@softsignalout Why should anyone go and talk to VK? 😂.. if he needs help he has to keep his ego aside and speak to experienced players.. if he thinks he doesnt need help and someone goes and tells him what to do we all know they will receive mc bc.. lol
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@NehaKPuri_ Bajaj poultry farm “Hazaaron murgiyan palenge, jo lakhon ande dengi, lakhon ando se karodo murgiyan, aur unke kai karod ande, aur arabon aamlet.. woh khaane ke liye bread bhi wohi dega, basically bakery bhi kholega” In short, bread ka badshah, aamlet ka raja - Bajaj
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4 years
@vpv_82 Thats because they are humble.. 0 trophies has kept them that way.. lets hope they continue to remain humble and most likeable. 🍷
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1 year
@MumbaiPolice Hi.. they’re there today as well. Unfortunately Oshiwara Police Station has not done anything with your information.
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4 years
@kchandra58 @komela7 @joerave @mr_mayank What made you think they were rejoicing? They just shared the news. Maybe its in your mind? Maybe you think nothing wrong of this government ever be printed or come out? Such pointless criticism.
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3 years
@AllanAbbas @charles_watts Its the epl mate.. you will be scrapping results week in week out. Liverpool scrapped through brentford, chelsea was scrapping till the red card, united scrapped through avl & eve.. and we dont even have that strong a side..
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2 years
@VipArsenal I loved the period where there was just a barrage of shots at the Liverpool goal
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2 years
@Lacazetteeeee @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticUK You cant have a display picture of Laca and cry about someone being average ffs
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5 years
@sumitkashyapjha @rohini_sgh That’s because hindu hai, chutiye nai. Ye BJP ko koi samjha do
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4 years
@timesofindia bhai pehle Gorakhpur aur Orissa mein difference to pata kar lo..
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3 years
It is still there outside Silver Sands at the options signal.. please take care of this asap. @MumbaiPolice @mybmc @mybmcwardKW @LavekarBharati @YogirajDabhadkr @AndheriLOCA This needs to be managed before it becomes a full blown slum.
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This is on the main road opposite PVR citi mall.. now transport trucks are going the wrong way bindaas on main roads.. have some shame @MumbaiPolice @CPMumbaiPolice who’s responsible for this reckless driving in the financial capital? @RoadsOfMumbai @LokhandwalaBuzz
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3 years
@Erroristotle @Iyervval All that is fine.. but why does he think his lungs & his family’s lungs are invincible? Like because he’s bursting it and someone else is protesting it, it wont affect his lungs or the cracker gods will spare him or something?
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3 years
@__Jay8 @PatrickTimmons1 @ben6white Coulda, woulda, shoulda, mate!
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4 years
@rajnish1Midas @navikakumar @shwetasinghkirt @TimesNow @republic India ke dono sabse sade channels ka naam liya hai aapne.. kya baat hai 👏🏼👏🏼 talent hai.
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