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With the dust settling on the
#WorldCup2019
lets bring back the 'Not so Shady' Thread!
We will start with the Legend of Kami & his incredible leave during the T10 tourney 👏 - I have to say even Amir was surprised at how blatant this was 😂
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Of course it's an upset for the Indians, beating NZ isn't everyone's cup of tea.
Bhangi Insaan.
Another upset in this world cup.. well played Pakistan. Better luck next time New Zealand.
#PakvsNZ
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This will always be the most incredible video on this platform 😂
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Truth be told I've seen a trend across Indian Muslim cricketers and how after each Pakistani loss, they have to publically show nationalistic behaviour.
Almost as if they fear that if they don't, locals might go after them. What a sad way to live for a lot of these guys.
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R Dravid wasn't hired to be a fatherly figure. He was hired for his coaching expertise.
His stint at the Intl level (which began in 2021) was a result of two U-19 finals (including a WC trophy) for Indian junior team along with 6 years of A team coaching + IPL for 2 franchises.
Pakistani team need one fatherly figure personality between Babar and Shaheen just like Rahul Dravid between Rohit and Virat.
@DrNaumanNiaz
@krick3r
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This shot had an unbelievable amount of sauce 🤤 - Propa Swag dripping alpha right here!
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The don't make them like this anymore. Wasim bhai reverse swinging it round corners
@wasimakramlive
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No joke, but this is probably the greatest delivery ever bowled in the history of the game.
Whats your favorite “Pakistan Cricket Team in India.” memory?
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I can live with drop catches, but this right here is what zapped the soul out of me during that tour 👇
Btw he's one of PCT selectors right now so RIP Pakistan cricket I guess.
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Wasim bhai on the verge of giving galiyan in Punjabi from the combox
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"wAsIm wOn'T bE aBlE tO deFeNd 15 rUns vS dHoNi"
Meanwhile Wasim bhai against 90s Australia
@wasimakramlive
👇
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Guys my house just collapsed due to the rain in Karachi, is there any help desk or help line that can assist us?
I have 2 old senior citizen parents & a teenage sibling that are there. I am not there myself so can someone help?
Any help on matter would be much appreciated
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Ball 1: Yorker - Doesn't Get Through
Ball 2: Yorker - Get's pasted through the Covers)
Ball 3: Beamer -Almost Makes Kallis revisit his life choices
Ball 4: Yorker - New Set of Stumps Plz
@shoaib100mph
was Box Office Material when it came to fast bowling
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To this day, I still can't quite understand how Gul used to consistently reverse swing in a T20 game. Probably the most underrated performer in the last 20 years.
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I am sorry but Saqlain & Yousuf just don't have the strategic acumen to provide a modern day template to this lineup
The batsmen aren't even trying to play shots with the RRR climbing. These guys are at best glorified tableeghis & nothing else
Cricket is beyond them
#PAKvENG
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I'll give you an MQM story to chew on.
It was 2008, peak MQM days, & we were celebrating Bakra eid. Immediately after qurbani, an MQM worker pulled.up in front of our house & "requested" we give hide to him as a token of appreciation.
When my dad said he'll give it to the poor~
No justification for police brutality against anyone but when we use platitudes, we should be conscious of the historical context of what we are seeing.
If MQM had done what PTI is doing the rangers would have shot them all. If it was PTM F-16s would have been sent to bomb them.
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Pic 1: Cricinfo reporting on PSL Bubble breachs
Pic 2: Cricinfo reporting on IPL 'Postponement'
Bahut hi koie Nassli Beghairat ho tum log
@ESPNcricinfo
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Yar I legit need to switch PSL teams, I genuinely can't support KK anymore. BC Sanp, geedar, maindak; pura jungle jama kia huwa hay.
Any fanbase willing to accept new applicants?
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In 86 innings Sarfaraz had never played over 100 deliveries in a Test match outside of Asia. Rizwan in his short career of 12 innings has achieved this feat three times. Twice against Australia at their home and once right now.
No debate left on who's the best keeper bat in Pak
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Pakistanis literally run YouTube channels praising & celebrating Indian cricket on a daily basis. India on the other hand, jails people who just put out WhatsApp a status in support of an opposing team.
I swear, Pakistan has many problems but this is beyond ridiculous in India.
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Neighbours on Mankad:
"ITS IN THE RULES, FOLLOW THE RULES"
Neighbours on Fake Fielding:
"Nobody saw it guys, players should have appealed, Erasmus should have grown a conscious......."
🤷♂️
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At the peak of his prowess, Shaheen's putting everything at stake by not compromising on his ideals.
Among a sea of spinless boys, this is how an Alpha truly is. Stuff of Kings!
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Sikandar wishes this was scripted as well.
'
@babarazam258
does scripted captaincy many times. He pens down the plan before going into the field which doesn't work. Cricket is a game of situation,' says
@Sikanderbakhts
#BabarAzam
#PAKvsAFG
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Considering he might become the chairperson again, here are some fun facts on Najam Sethi, the cricket administrator.
Sethi was given a senior position in the PCB as a reward for handling the CMship caretaker setup before the 2013 election. He was hand-picked by Nawaz
1/n
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Spin nahe khel saktay, bounce nahe khel saktay, taiz nahe khel saktay, slow pitches per nahe khel saktay - can someone please tell me what exactly is our strength?
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I have never seen a better dismissal, not even from Asif....
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All smiles but I did not enjoy looking like Ghareebon ka GanjiSwag....
Last throw of the dice....
If Pakistan qualifies for the SFs tomorrow, I'll get bald and post a picture on Twitter.
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Tabigh) and nothing was done then and probably would be ever.
So when the rangers shot these mtfkrs to clean the city - as a Karachite that was the most honest work they did in the 70 yrs of our independence. Granted, they're not good for the country but that operation was A-OK
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For those that don't know, this is the level of toxicity PCT had with the likes of Wasim, Waqar & others in the 90s
They used to infight, match fix & throw games to one up each other. That same culture is now adopted in KK
If you genuinely care for PK cricket, leave KK fanbase.
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The absolute king of all bottles
what’s the biggest, “fuck it, we are Pakistanis, we are going to bottle this" moment?
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Sarfaraz, even with his pot belly and yawning, was miles ahead of whatever pile of garbage Babar had served in the name of captaincy. This is actually worse than 2015 Azhar and 90s Saeed Bhai stint.
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Cricket is a Ruthless game, don't play early 🤭
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Find it hilarious when people attribute hatred to "just the politicians." The average Indian has been radicalised to the point where they believe all Pakistanis think like animals.
Very telling indeed.
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We went from Wasim Khan to (Rambo, Sethi, & Zaka) in the space of 2 years. What a sorry state of affairs the board has turned into.
From a world-renowned professional in the sport to a motormouth cricketer to then a conman and now a buffon of the highest order.
Infuriating!
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@ahadfoooty
@michaelscottfc
"Elite ICC Umpires should not be allowed to partake in the IPL, its a conflict of interest" - Hussain.
My man's taking the ICC to task.
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It took 17 years for us to right this wrong.
Never hated anyone more growing up than Billy Doctrove - dude blatantly cheated during the Antigua Test.
Which is THE BIGGEST heartbreak for you in Pakistan Cricket? 🤔
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The only time Pakistan won an ICC trophy in the last 15 years is when Wahab Riaz was replaced as a player mid tournament.
Every other instance where he participated either as a player or part of management, Pakistan’s campaign has crashed and burned.
You do the math now.
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Ian Ward: 'Do you know Babar Azam? What type of a guy is he?'
Wasim Bhai: 'He's a Young Guy'
🤦♂️
#WasimBhaiGems
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The fact that Afridi went on to become an internationally acclaimed philanthropist while Gambhir has only downgraded himself to a bitter Internet troll, speaks volumes of the difference in their character
Ohh & Also Afridi is a foot taller as well, u small minded racist midget!
Someone who doesn’t remember his age how will he remember my records!OK
@SAfridiOfficial
let me remind u one: 2007 T20 WC final, Ind Vs Pak Gambhir 75 off 54 balls Vs Afridi 0 off 1 ball. Most imp: We won the Cup. And yes, I’ve attitude towards liars, traitors & opportunists.
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Will
@imVkohli
ever be allowed to play against Abbas/Shaheen in a TEST, or would
@BCCI
help him dodge two Tier 1 bowlers similar to how they protected
@sachin_rt
from Wasim & Waqar in the 90s?
That's quite a botch on such a 'celebrated' record.
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I always believed that a non-slogging
@SAfridiOfficial
was a genuinely decent middle-order bat. However, for the life of me, I have not fathomed (even in the slightest) on why he played the way he did.
Here are 90 seconds of Afridi (without the slogs)
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Even by Pakistan Cricket standards, this is some next level madness going on right now.
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The night Benazir was assassinated, PPP workers burned down 100s of private vehicles and businesses in Karachi through arson while snatching and killing many residents - I am literally an eye witness to it.
DAWN published a report which calculated the total damage to be USD $2
There was no incident like 9th may during that tenure! If PPP or any other political entity tried to vandalize state institutions and attack CC house etc., so zia regime would have been more brutal!
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Post match Ahmed Shehzad sermons to be a feature as well.
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Some stump mic gold chatter between Naseem and Abbas
"Abbas Bhai Apko Pata Hay Sari Zimedari meray Uper hay. Single Karna hay Warna Daant per Jaye gi"
😂😂😂😂
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[THREAD] How the British Council Pakistan
@pkBritish
is literally running a scam.
A friend of mine recently enrolled to sit for the IELTS exam on the 29th April. Everything was going as per schedule when literally 12 hours before the exam the candidate received a msg along with~
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Erasmus ka bas nahe chal raha khud viper pakar ker Pani saaf karna shuru ker day.
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Najam Sethi literally cost millions of dollars' worth of fines for the PCB, where he lost a case against the BCCI.
He's literally the worst administrative example you could've thought off.
I wish
@najamsethi
chairman PCB hote abi BCCI ko mu torr jawab dai bhi chuke hote aur clearly bta dete k Asia Cup nh khelne aao gai tw hum ODI WC khelne bhi nhi aaen gai..
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10 years prior to Imam's debut, this is the list of most number of centuries for openers for Pakistan
Shehzad - 6 in 80 games
Butt - 5 in 41 games
Hafeez - 4 in 81 games
Azhar - 3 in 38 games.
Imam, since 2017 has 7 centuries in 41 games. He is a pretty reliable ODI opener tbh.
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Yasir Shah is now averaging 25.xx with the Bat in Australia. For a minimum of 5 innings, he now has a better batting average in Aus than the following players:
1) Ramiz Raja
2) Misbah ul Haq
3) Kamran Akmal
4) Imran Farhat
5) Basit Ali
6) Abdul Razzaq
7) Azhar Mehmood
#AUSvPAK
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Not even close to my best work but someone's gotta get the hype train going.
The Deciding Finale
#pakvseng
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I am not even surprised, devoid of any humor, the only thing Bhartis can do is champion a terrorist.
They elected one as their prime minister as well!
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Lol, what a masterstroke, the entire narrative has changed. I swear this nation is the most gullible lot out there.
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I don't know why but I am absolutely obsessed with this dismissal!
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Apart from having 5 consecutive 50s in Test Cricket,
@iMRizwanPak
's been a part of FOUR 100+ partnerships in SENA in the last 11 months. This is MOST 100 partnerships by a WK in SENA for
@TheRealPCB
The next best is Moin who had 3 100+ partnerships in a career spanning 14 YEARS
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Australia Tour announced.
3 Bajay Uth Ker Match Dekhnay wali Awaam:
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They were 89/4, & then Babar decided to bowl 9 overs of spin. Ishan and Hardik got set. Then, as a mid over enforcer, Babar then decided to bring Shaheen, who had the worst numbers of his career from overs 20-30
We would've been in a much better position had Babar used his brain
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Nazim Johkio was a fellow journalist & a member of their own community. He was mercilessly murdered by a sitting PPP MNA & these guys pushed it under the rug.
If you think he'd not Gaslight Fatima (a minor of under privilege Pakistanis) then I have a bridge to sell to you.
Just fyi we do not yet know if fatima was subjected to sexual assault. The body will be exhumed tomorrow I believe and then examination will take place, and this will take some time. Meanwhile suspect pir asad shah arrested along with sho who made fatimas mother record a video
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PTI is on course in changing the very dynamics of how Pakistanis think & interact with national political discourse. In business theory (particularly in tech) we call this Disruptive Innovation - a means by which an entirely new market segment is created from scratch.
This
Founding Chairman Imran Khan's speech in AI voice. Can't stop praising Dr Asma for staying up 36 hours to get this done in time, Nausheen for translations and Intazar Bhai for getting notes from the Legend Imran Khan!
#PTIVirtualJalsa
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Amount of deliveries Pakistan's lower order has wasted.
6 balls v NED
43 balls v IND
27 balls v AUS
20 balls v SA
16 overs forgone. Had we scored even 5 runs per over in these, approx 80 runs, our equation against Eng would have been much easier, & the WC SF spot still alive.
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Yes, joke about someone else's trauma. I see your parents have done an awesome job in raising someone so vile.
Sympathies with any offspring you might have, they definitely deserve better.
This is nothing, this one time in our area someone refused to give hide to MQM goons they pulled out rocket launcher at their kid, khaal zabardasti cheeni wapis janwar pe charhayi aur gaye zinda kar ke le gaye..
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Warner at 37 sprinted 30 yards to his left to save 2 runs and potentially the first boundary in 15 overs.
Hamaray walay YoYo nahe kartay hain kyun Kay training mushkil hojati hay.
Completely different mindset and approach.
Australian fielders putting their bodies on the line for a trophy that their nation couldn’t care less about but means everything to Indians
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My house in which the residents resisted even more so than we did and they killed a son of the family (same age as mine) as a consequence of not complying.
The funny thing is that all those doing this were known very well within the neighbourhood even till today (most now do ~
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With
#NewZealand
needing 11 of 5, Wa$im bhai suddenly forgot the use of the Yorker & started bowling wides, front foot no balls, full tosses and all sorts of length ball rubbish!
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Najam Sethi also didn't pay Steve Rixon his salary which led to a great fielding coach being absolutely disgruntled with Pakistan
Made PCB lose millions in a case against India that had no legs & consolidated power for ppl in BOG
Not to mention his horrendous PSL financials 1/n
Najam sethi says intentional cricket returned in my tenure so no other person can claim it. Ehsan Mani did nothing for betterment if cricket in his tenure. All the decisions were made through PM office.
Credits: Nawai Waqt
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Truth be told, if anyone slightly relevant says anything back at this tripe, then our own wokiye lot would start giving lectures on racisim and how we're the bad guys.
Congrats on winning the Zakat series bro, you guys played well.
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I am going to put this out there, but batting wise PSL has really supplied the national team with some steaming pile of hot garbage in recent years.
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Rizwan is undoubtedly the best wicket keeper batsman we have ever produced. Absolute monster fitness, a gifted batsmen & does the job day in day out.
A proper Alpha across all formats. Elite Player!
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Amidst the 2010 chaos, we somehow found an honest trier who not only served Pakistan with honor but was part of our every major cricketing triumph in the last decade.
The likes of Azhar are the hardworking heroes I will be telling my grandchildren about.
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Classic Butt! Juggling as if his life depended on it. Probably did as well :P
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A 9mm was pulled by the companion of this MQM worker on my dad in front of everyone. When I intervened I got shoved with a glock at the back of my head - I was 16/17 back then & they took the hide forcefully & went away.
The next day, there was a Namaz e Janaza 2 blocks from~
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The second one is Peak Pakistani Fast Bowling. This kid is Amazing!!
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Han bhe "not a match winner" will play a semi-final against table toppers while KK remains qualified to play the next PSL edition.
Poetic justice against those who chased him out & then sent unwarranted remarks against the best player in the country.
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Data centers are not some mom-and-pop delis which can be run on the whims of legislation. You need infrastructure, horizontal capacity and sys admins personnel (very good ones with enterprise level training on UNIX) to even think of maintaining data farms.
Pakistan does not have
Countries lure companies to bring their data centers to their countries/states and Saad the IBM-boy thinks it's the worst idea in the history of bad ideas 💀
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Just received news from my mom that our house got flooded completely. Everyone's moved to the 1st floor. Told them to switch off the main power supply for safety.
Incurred me a loss of over a million PKR last year & this year again everything is flooded.
Prayers needed guys 🙏
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Man, PSL broadcast & management is Aeons ahead of whatever half-baked garbage is being served at the WC broadcast.
They can't issue visas, can't show the scorecard, can't fill stadiums, can't provide security in warm ups - now a 5 ball over was bowled.
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Mark Wood is so underrated. Comes in, bowls with lightning pace, reverses the ball on spinning tracks, and doesn't grab his knee/shoulder/back after every spell.
Proper fast bowler and a luxury for the captain to have in his team.
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Malik I wholeheartedly apologize for my stance
@realshoaibmalik
- Aap Cha Gaye Ho 🙏🙏
#PakvsNz
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I find it hilarious that quantifiable athlete management by a capable man-manager is reduced to a catch phrase here.
This is why nothing ever actually gets solved in Pakistan cricket. Everyone's looking for magic pill to solve decades old problems
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Reminder that Rizwan didn't play the first test and some ghaday on TL we're defending that gobar decision by bringing Sarfaraz's last 10 innings as a defense.
Cricket Twitter sometimes be really churning out absolute nonsense!
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Ramiz should never have a position of power in Pakistan cricket. Destroyed the home season with his pitch curating garbage, agreed to a nonsense FTP, & now wants T20 players in ODIs.
Not to mention, when he was captain in 96 (vs SL), he bowled Zahid to the point where the guy
How on earth did the PCB agree to this?
It is beyond ridiculous especially when you consider they haven't played a Test for almost a year as well.
How can they develop international quality cricketers when they don't play proper cricket?
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The OG Godfather of All Satta, Saleem Satta! Saleem Satta!
Priceless facial expression at the end though 😂
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For the last 2 away tours Sarfaraz averaged 9.X with the bat along with a career RPI of 22 in non Asian conditions.
On the other hand Rizwan last 3 years of away average is 42.X with a career RPI of 50 in SENA.
U have to be an idiot to think Sarfaraz trumps Rizwan in any aspect
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Pakistan Cricket Twitter, let's do a Space on the only topic that actually matters.
"How to prevent Malik's eventual return"
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This game was the grand daddy of all choke jobs I've seen in recent times. 4 days of domination & lost a test in like 2 sessions 🤦
#OnThisDay
last year, an absolute BEAUTY from Mohammad Abbas to bowl Ben Stokes! 🤩
(via
@englandcricket
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Rambo being our home commentator describes Fawad in clichés while Daryll Cullinan who probably is seeing him for the 1st time, breaks downs his technique via footwork, positioning, mindset et al.
The next improvement in broadcast should be to bring in specialized comms.
#PAKvsSA
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