Alcoholic Keverage
@adult_keverage
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Joined July 2009
It's like Nana always told me... You might not be the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he doesn't die.
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RT @dougbies: I’m white, but not wears Lululemon to yoga class and invites my FitFam to a vegan Friendsgiving party white
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This movie, Wicked, looks like a total rip-off of The Wizard of Oz.
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RT @Tbone7219: I would rather share my Chapstick with Courtney Love than have to help my friend move today
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RT @DakHarding: Dating sites are crazy in your 40-50's. No, I don't wanna go, "rock climbing", Jennifer. Wtf..
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Hope this makes you feel better, @xBlossombbyx
20,905 days since a Cup. 1,615 days since losing to an AHL Zamboni driver. #LeafsForever
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RT @BobGolen: If you don't know that cutting sandwiches on the diagonal makes them taste better then you're not much of a chef.
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RT @MisterD78UK: I always hear "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys in my head prior to doing dumb shit but it's a such a banger of a tune it jus…
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RT @RickAaron: Listen up kids: This one time, cell service was down for THE FIRST 25 YEARS OF MY LIFE!
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RT @SuitSentient: "In the 80's we had running shoes with pockets." "Sure Grandpa let's get you your medication."
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