@petetrainor "Employees must wash their hands after using the bathroom"

@grobelaar Someone in it makes an analogy to a ratchet strap – he's ruthless about making incremental progress that won't backslide

@sniffpetrol @Carpervert

@heyjames Hunt (my MP). Big toblerone if he goes

@greenwellys I see what you did there. Very good 😊

RT @Al_Humphreys: The Smoke Ring Challenge is a self-supported individual time trial / bikepacking adventure around the Big Smoke! I'd lov…

@WillFealey I presume it's getting trucked around, rather than driven? It couldn't be legal in its current form for UK roads, could it?

@pauldegregorio I’ve been playing with Matomo and Plausible. Neither perfect, but worth looking at. I’m surprised Google haven’t launched a UA analysis layer on top of GA4. GDS is just too much effort for not enough reward

@rider_jon There's a dog grooming business down the road called Vanity Fur :)

@charitychap @dixign A final, misty-eyes and nostalgic Archer klaxxon from me. In case you hadn’t noticed, there’s a one-hour finale episode just gone up

@Al_Humphreys I didn't know you had - amazing. Any plans to do any more of it?

@JTCHANGINGBIZ Don't stress - hurricanes hardly hever happen

@jamieparkins Hey chap, sorry for the slow reply but I'm not here often these days (Prefer Threads for the lower volume of nazis). I'll DM you

@iotwatch And please, for the love of god, let them be in metric and weight-based measures as much as possible, and without the entire life story of the author preambling a recipe for hollandaise

@YakCarnt @st3venwilliams @BlasterCommon @PlungeMyClunge @ChwisSweed I’m used to it, but thanks

RT @DMoLearning: We are delighted to announce that we have won gold in the education category at the @BIMA 2023 Awards! 🎉 Our success would…

@benswart @InnovationMatt Definitely the bargain of the century. I picked it up for a song second hand from a roastery that went out of business, then had it serviced and resprayed

@benswart @InnovationMatt It's quite a deep rabbit hole to fall down. And one I fell into *hard*...