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I dey cut my coat according to my size BAT still dey slimfit am for me.
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A madman was controlling traffic at a traffic light around lekki phase one and we were all obeying him.
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"Yansh wey you wan die for, another man don tire for".
what’s some advice you’ve received that’s never left you?
can be personal or professional
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I must commend Tinubu on his role in medication adherence, by the time you buy Augmentin 1g for 50k you won't need a pharmacist to tell you to finish it.
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I wrote jamb and correctly spelled my name as “Emeke” because I’m from delta state and I’m sure it is a fool like this that changed it to “Emeka” and I’ve had to live with that ever since.
I’m a simple Igbo woman. Wherever I see Chidinma or Nmesoma, I ensure I make the correction on the document if I have the privilege to 🙂. My language will not be misspelt under my watch 😚
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@sunshinechi1
These warthogs chase lions. One of the fearless creatures in the wild and you want to pet 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Some go dey cut eye for you like say una dey the same secret cult group🤣.
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When buying cough syrups for a diabetic, always let the Pharmacist know that the person is diabetic. This information will help us dispense sugar free medications. Thanks.
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Una papa dey go una graduation?😭😭😭. I no see my papa leg for every school I attended in every level of my education. Trauma 😭😭
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Not me thinking it was automated. So there are people like this that change names???? Jesus Christ.
The real spelling of my name is Chukwuemeke. I wrote waec/ jamb and they changed it to Chukwuemeka on all my results. Na so I see am till today. I don explain tire.
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Pharmacy student : I'd like to work for GSK or Sanofi when I graduate
Nigeria:
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Entered pharmacy school and paid school fees for 5 years so I could sell cocaine only to find out that I couldn't sell with my licence after I graduated. It was a huge loss.
What business do you regret starting because it ended in a huge loss?
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I think for Pharmacy graduates, NYSC should come before Internship, the shock that hit me after earning 100k plus to earning N19,800 was not funny at all.
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Corolla boys won’t do anything for debbie?? If na to fight pharmacists them go see una. Rubbish
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@Thimmymax_
@Ikugar
Good thread. Been to almost half of these places. The day I went to LCC they said the animals were asleep after I paid 4k 😪.
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Sometimes when you're arguing with your girl if you listen clearly you might be arguing with one of her friends and you'll know exactly which one it is.
Tyrese's estranged ex-wife Samantha Lee has come forward to defend herself and claim that peer pressure influenced her decision to leave the marriage and return to demand $20,000 per month in child support. What happened?
▪️Tyres & his wife were in a happy marriage and were
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Okay this tweet is doing numbers I didnt expect 🤣. My sister sells hair. Please patronised her on Instagram:
@preshorsluxuryhair
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@ogheneyxle
@steveemelie
Omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.I said it out loud and it didn't make sense at first 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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My first day in uni, I entered school around 7pm at night. Na so i enter boys hostel (St peters) come hear person say "I dey go London tomorrow then enter miami later". I was like wow, people travel overseas here?? Lmaooooooooooo.
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@MrMekzy_
After I inducted and got home my dad made me calculate the total cost on all my receipts. After I told him the total he just stood up and left. Bruh no be person go tell you say you owe am 🤣🤣
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A good number of Nigerian men come to the pharmacy to buy drugs for their kids and when I ask them the age of the child 80% of the them will say "lemme ask my wife" or "I don't know".
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Those new pharmacists wey just induct. My advice as long as you dey naija, FOLLOW THE FUCKING MONEY!!! How many of your lecturers had benz?????? Exactly.
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@Naijablogger
@BlacGeezus
I will never follow you to that station?????
Make it make sense please.
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@Morris_Monye
I know this happens but sometimes I just cant believe. How do the negotiations even start? So many questions.
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As a senior Pharmacist I see no reason why a junior colleague will enter your dm and you go dey carry shoulder. Come off it.
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I have a book where I write all the times God comes through for me, with dates. Whenever I get depressed I just open the book and read it then I start smiling. That's how I deal with depression when it comes.
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@BondBontina
@___inCANdescent
Honestly. The whole time I was watching ballers I was like "I know this man from somewhere" till i saw the credits.
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Studying pharmacy changed my life. Practising pharmacy ruined it.
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You want to be a Pharmacist without going to school? Pay $200 for a one on one class with me. Become a Pharmacist in 2 months.
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@MrMekzy_
A celebrity had this, I think Lindley lohan.. So they hired a guy to always follow her, anything wey she steals the guy pays .
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Locum can't buy benz.
Why are young pharmacists leaving or tired of community pharmacy practice?
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Walaha for pharmacists this week o. Fight doctors on the tl, fight the government and your girlfriend no go let you rest. May God help us.
Have you communicated this issue to him at all? I think you should talk and let him know how all of it makes you feel
If there’s no effort being made to stay with you in any capacity, pack your things
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Burna always carries Africa on his back in all his interviews. He must talk about us in good light. ALWAYS.
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My gf gave me a surprise visit and see me jumping under the rain like a goat. I'm so happy to see her 😩😩😫😭.
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The real spelling of my name is Chukwuemeke. I wrote waec/ jamb and they changed it to Chukwuemeka on all my results. Na so I see am till today. I don explain tire.
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Dear young Pharmacist, space dey for you o. No reason am, space plenty.
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As a fresh pharmacy graduate if you really want to learn how drugs work and gain experience in community practice don't work in "aesthetic pharmacies", find a low budget premise that has lots of patients daily. Give yourself a year and see.
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Hilux go dey patrol for Madonna University today to catch Adam and Eve. Lol.
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I try not to tell some guys that I'm a Pharmacist. Small handshake you don dey ask me for codeine.
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Ex Madonna University hall reps I hope you've joined the Army now?.
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Newly inducted pharmacists, this may not make sense now but trust me you’ll think clearer in your career the moment you abandon your licence.
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So why them dey price am 15k for Enugu?
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Now I'm thinking of those ladies that were found naked/dead on the streets last year and people concluded that they went to do runs. What if they went to look for jobs too?😔
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The people I connected with on that Pharmacists space we did last week ehn, the dms I've entered, the advice I gotten. Wholesome.
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Dear Collegues,If you think SARS will not harass you because you have a Phatmacist I.d card I'm sorry for you because my I.d card didn't save me both times I was apprehended.
#EndSARS
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I may be wrong but the top 3 revered monarchs in Nigeria in no particular order are:
Oba of Benin
Sultan of Sokoto
Ooni of Ife.
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No difference between Pharmacist and babalawo. I say some babalawo things like:
"Rub this cream only at NIGHT and come back in 3 days"
"Put this powder in water and give to your sick husband"
"Put this tablet under your tongue, don't swallow it".
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I just watched "the rise and fall of AND1" on Netflix and boy what a story.
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United sign elele gift 😭😂
🚨🔴 More on exclusive news on Sékou Koné to join Manchester United.
Deal 100% agreed and done, documents will be signed after medical next week.
£1m transfer fee plus several add-ons based on performances.
2006 born Mali international talent considered as smart investment.
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I support the motion. Hold gaviscon, amlodipine or even condoms. Anything but a stethoscope, you are not a Corolla boy.
Uniben Dean Directs All Pharmacy Students Including The Graduating Class To Stop Using Stethoscope As Part Of Their Dressing Code In Photographs & Induction Jotters.
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I went to the island during my internship days to find work, I entered Mopheth pharmacy in Victoria Island thats how 4 people on suit started greeting me, when they found out why I was there they just hissed.
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During clinic days at NYSC camp we had a 1 litre cough syrup at the cinic, if you had cough you bring your spoon and we pour cough syrup for you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Edeh go just pick like 3 people from this crowd expel them. Others go relax 🥲. Smooth operator.
A peaceful protest by University of Nigeria Pharmacy student over endless extortion and mindless billing by the school and faculty
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If you come to the pharmacy to buy condoms or viagra you will show me a photo of you protesting before I'll give you. Dont know why you want to fvck when your mates are out there.
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Nurses will come to the pharmacy and buy 50 things that are not up to 700naira.
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Congratulations. Take a seat and watch how we battle with Corolla boys, you’ll join us soonest.
Finally inducted into the noble Pharmacy profession.
Super proud❤️🍷
It's official!!!
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@PharmaFactz
PIRES.
Pyrazinamide
Isoniazid
Rifampicin
Ethambutol
Streptomycin. First line drugs for tuberculosis
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If you are in pharmacy school currently and they are teaching you schrodingers equation or TCA cycle stand up and leave that class. You don't need it.
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Someone asked me if Postinor 2 works, I said yes. Then she asked me if I have taken it before.
Customer 1 - 0 Pharmacist.
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If I ever marry a Pharmacist na "as men of honour" I go dey use greet my wife 😭🤣.
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All those igbo men that marry fresh female Pharmacy graduates I'm here to tell you that YOU ARE MAD!
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Madonna Uni is the reason I still have two Nokia torchlight phones.
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First day in my alma mater trying to apply for medicine and surgery.
MY MUM: The school fees for medicine is too expensive o.
RANDOM WOMAN: He can study pharmacy nau, my son is studying pharmacy.
MY MUM: Can you study pharmacy?
ME: Yes.
Why did you choose to study pharmacy?
Me - I would rather not do any invasive procedure as a doctor or touch bum bum and clean wound as a nurse 🤧
I also loved to mix things and that's how I waltzed into pharmacy school
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Fela go first use like 6 hours play sax if he enters current Nigeria. Words will fail him.
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But that pharmacist wey Dey go one week without talking to him girlfriend abeg where e Dey work?😂😂😂😂
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@MrMekzy_
The day this guy and portable go get issue i go take leave from work just to dey online 24/7
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Pray for the success of your siblings. Your kids deserve rich uncles and aunties.
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@J_Chiemeke
Jan 1st 2019,
My dad told me and my kid brother " we go see later na" by 10am. We left and before we got to our destination we were called back to come home. By 4pm on Jan 1st 2019 my dad was dead. I haven't been the same since being the 1st son. 2020 will be better.
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