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If you're a guy and we're getting close, please kindly note that you're like a brother to me 🙏
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Client: I need amoxil
Me: (brings 2 sachet)
Client: No, I need only one
Me: Oh, okay you've negotiated with the microorganisms?
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After crying during worship today, don't forget to change that your bad character
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Your story is very touching, dear, but I'm afraid I'd have to see a prescription
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Patient: How do I use this medicine?
You: (checks leaflet to be sure)
Leaflet: To be used as directed by the physician
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Patient: My sister told me she had unprotected sex and I'd like to get drugs for her
Pharmacist: I'd need to talk to her directly and ask her some questions
Patient: Don't worry, you can ask me
Pharmacist: The questions are very personal, how would you know the answer?
Patients:
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Pharmacists are the only drug experts.
I repeat, pharmacists are the only drug experts.
If you need any drug-related advice, a pharmacist is the best person to ask.
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Pharmacy research is so interesting. One of my persons is working on developing a drug for cancer, someone else is testing a plant for scabies treatment. Another person is doing a pessary version of levonorgestrel🤭
Drug experts!!!
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When your crush's girlfriend comes to buy postinor on the 15th
"There's no postinor 2, can I bring another one that will work?"
She: Yes
You: (brings clomid)
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Them: I'm also a pharmacist
The pharmacist: Oh really? As men of honour...
Them: Yes o
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Stop asking community pharmacists to "mix drugs" for you. We’re pharmacists, not DJs
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Please if you didn't go to a Pharmacy School, you're not a pharmacist, ejoor🤲
A pharmacist is the only pharmacist 🤣
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Pharmacists dispensing beauriiii, a thread
@thatpharmartist
@RxWumite
@pharmradio
@ChiefPharmacst
@AmosunTola
@WilsonUkeme
@peaceofonabasi
@pharmparrot
@MrMekzy_
@weber_press
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Today's Sunday and today is also World Pharmacists Day. Use your church mind to celebrate a pharmacist 🤗
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Pharmacy students have been at home for the greater part of this year. In my capacity as one of the admins at
@PharmanicheNG
, an organisation that bridges the gap between pharmacy training and practice, I wish to propose a career tour for pharmacy students which will entail:
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Community pharmacists, have you ever witnessed a patient counselling another patient right in front of you? Omor
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Pharmacy students and Pharmacists thread - Tell us about a drug and let someone else guess the name
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@francfec
In other words, you use to sweep without mopping the microorganisms 😭
Please help us to be taking full dose. There is something called resistance and na all of us e go affect with the way things are going
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This Sunday's episode of health highlights will feature a medical doctor and two pharmacists as we unravel facts about both physical and emotional pain 😢
@kabilasmith16
@ChiefPharmacst
@LordEmpyreum
Set a reminder for my upcoming Space!
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A day in pharmacy school you'll never forget?
I'll go first - I headed my group during pharm chem practical and we were dealing with H2S. After the exposure, I had this severe migraine and still had to report my practical and read for a test the next day.
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It's more unique when it's natural.
Reply or quote this tweet with a casual picture of yourself 😍
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Nausea, vomiting, and diarrhoea
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Nothing in community pharmacy practice irritates me like how people act like we were trained in pharmacy school for 5/6 (+ x) years to learn to sell drugs. It's the most ridiculous thing!
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If you're not a doctor or pharmacist, stop prescribing drugs.
I won't say more than that.
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I want to sell fake drugs. I want to put folic acid inside postinor pack
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Don't DM me. We won't fall in love, get married, and post pictures of how it all started on social media.
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About 800 to 5k in 10 months! It can only be you guys. Thank you❤️
Comment or quote this tweet with a natural picture of you and I'll write you a piece based on the inspiration your picture gives me🥰
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Patient: Where's the pharmacist? Can I talk to the pharmacist? I want to see the pharmacist!
The pharmacist:
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Send food to single Pharmacists on duty more than once and the thought of marrying you would most likely cross their mind.
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Do medical professionals fall sick? Or do they just check their books?🤣
Maybe we do, maybe we don't.
But we will share our stories on how we dodge the bullets of constantly falling sick and strategies you can use too.
The date is 26th, the time is 8pm🤭
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Dear pharmacist, when a patient greets you like this and stands very patiently, what does it mean?
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@msniffe
They be like
"Boss, show us the way na"
'Ahh na you be my oga o'
"After you na you o, chairman"
'Na your updates I dey follow, my oga'
"Bless your boy naw"
Nonsense 😅
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Roses are red and the sky is blue.
We are pharmacists and we exist because of you!
Happy World Pharmacists Day!
Pharmacists dispensing beauriiii, a thread
@thatpharmartist
@RxWumite
@pharmradio
@ChiefPharmacst
@AmosunTola
@WilsonUkeme
@peaceofonabasi
@pharmparrot
@MrMekzy_
@weber_press
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There's a reason why you're called a patient. Please, be patient 🤲
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The pride in the eyes of patients when they say "metronidazole" instead of flagyl🤣
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Many community pharmacists were guilty of this during their first practice experience
Patient: I want to buy xyz (calls an unfamiliar brand)
Pharmacist: 👀
Patient: 👀
Pharmacist: We don't have
Then you find the brand on the shelf some days later😅😅😅😅
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No be every time "I married my best friend"
Pharmacists should break the norm and say "I married my patient" or "I married Eliza" 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
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Being calm will always be an advantage.
You no get money, you dey shout "gimme ciprotab". Oya take ciprotab now, 2k don hard you to komot.
"You don't have the one of lesser price"
Na ciprotab be this, the other one no be ciprotab🌚
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Take 2 because you said please
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Patients teach Pharmacists too!
I had a client who complained of heartburn ONLY when he eats bread. I even discovered he's a doctor. I'm currently doing research on that.
Please, do not hesitate to tell us any abnormal fact about you. It helps us serve you better.
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As a pharmacist, for the past 3 years, I have had the opportunity to get some experience in
- Research
- Regulations
- Hospital
- Industry
- Community
Guess my top 2 favourites. The first 3 people with the correct answers will get 500 naira airtime🤗
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You have a phobia for drugs but dem no dey force you to take postinor
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Community pharmacists: Are you here to get medications or collect my number?
Patients:
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If we have pharmacists, doctors, and nurses in a contest, does that make it a healthy competition?😌
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ASUU don call off strike. Now we go know who senior who for this twitter.
'I'm not your type' go soon resume night class 😅
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Them: Where's the pharmacist?
I want to see the pharmacist.
Who's the pharmacist here?
Can I talk with the pharmacist?
The pharmacist:
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I love decent people - decent in words, decent in actions, decent in the way they dress, etc.
Even when you trespass, they deal with you, decently🌚
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If you work a lot and are easily stressed, start taking 500mg to 1000mg of vitamin c every day. Do this for the next one month and tell me what changed.
P.S. Take enough water too 🙏
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Because the malaria medicine may be bitter (Artmether-lumefantrine), you added vitamin C or luckozade boost or juice so that your child will drink it.
Congratulations, you just reduced the efficacy of the drug🤲
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I'm not a "never caught unfresh" person. I'm more caught unfresh than caught fresh. In fact, some people have never caught me fresh.
I believe 2023 is my year, this year don already finish
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Dear pharmacist, I know our jobs are tasking but don't be caught unfresh at your place of work😌
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Some patients sef, how you go come pharmacy to treat STI, still dey eye the pharmacist?🤣
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Holding yourself together in pharmacy school (especially year 4) be like:
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Patient: I used ampiclox after sex last month and throughout this month, I've not seen my period. What do I use?
Me: You will like pregnacare
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PANS Congress that year
"Observation! Mrr president, Sir, the house. Up standing is comrade XYZ, B.pharm 3/5. Mr President sir, it has come to my notice that the money spent on refreshments for the stated rally was 800,000. Permit me Mr president to recall my experience...
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This photo of me with my plastic waste qualifies as my June dump (pun intended🤭)
I've always loved the idea of recycling and I even have a better option to send plastic wastes as a means of empowering children to go to school. Thanks for the opportunity
@Nsukka_okpa
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"A reputable pharmacy is in need of a ....."
Community pharmacists:
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It is my dream that, one day, patients will ask for dexamethasone in Nigeria and pharmacists will ask for prescription.
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Every December 1st is World AIDS day.
1. Know your HIV status
2. Do not share sharp objects or piercing instruments
3. Only a healthcare professional should inject you and in an appropriate facility, not Eliza.
4. Abstain from sex or be faithful to your partner
5. Pass this on
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Please, how can a pharmacist refer a patient to another pharmacist without seeming to be less pharmacist than the other pharmacist?
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Ladies, you shouldn't be with a man that doesn't finish his antibiotics. It shows he can't finish the things he starts😌
Update your first date questions
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Why did you choose to study pharmacy?
Me - I would rather not do any invasive procedure as a doctor or touch bum bum and clean wound as a nurse 🤧
I also loved to mix things and that's how I waltzed into pharmacy school
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Them: Pharm, I've not seen my period and I took postinor after having sex last month
Me: How many days after the sex did you take it?
Them: Like 5 days
Me:
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It's prescription tiiiiime💃💃💃
Hello brethren, I'll like to dedicate this prescription to the people who tried to drag me when I made a post about not prescribing if you're not a doctor or pharmacist. Read and be blessed
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Them: What do you do?
Me: I'm a pharmacist
Them: Ehen, my eyebrow has been paining me and I have this cough I inherited from my grandmother
Me:
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Me: (coming out from the restroom today and sights a woman at the counter already)
This woman: (looking around) Chemisti daa? (Where's the chemist?)
Me: (joins in looking around because it's not me she's looking for, right?)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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