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Cholesterol, you've only got one job.
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Twitter just activated a setting by default for everyone that gives them the right to use your data to train grok. They never announced it. You can disable this using the web but it's hidden. You can't disable using the mobile app
Direct link:
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Happy Birthday .
@realDonaldTrump
. Here is a picture of the last President and the next President drinking glasses of water.
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She warned you stupid motherfuckers.
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I am ded and my ghost is tweeting how much I love this
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Nevermind me I'm just out here trying not to get shot to death before I die getting an unsafe abortion so my rape baby doesn't get shot in kindergarten... You know, The American Dream™️
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Everytime I read someone type "I will never ever vote for Biden", all I actually see is, "I will vote to keep kids in cages."
Just so y'all know that's how stupid you sound.
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The Matrix.
Keep Keanu.
Everyone else is a muppet.
The Oracle is Elmo.
Pick a movie.
Keep one actor.
The rest are played by muppets.
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Today I got an email with my password as the subject saying they would release a video of me masturbating to porn if I didn't pay them 2000 bitcoins and all I can say is for those of you who've got the time, you're in for a treat.
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The fact Ashli Babbitt's death during a failed coup attempt will receive more scrutiny & receive more consequences than afforded to a 12 year old black child executed by police playing in a park or a black woman executed by police in her OWN home isn't a problem, it's THE problem
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@jesse_sumpter
Worry less about what your "friends'" "wives" do in the voting booth and worry more about brushing your own teeth, my mans.
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@e2dot7182818284
You can't access through mobile app, only the web. That little detail is what made me go loud about it. It just seemed extra annoying for no reason.
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@Acyn
To be fair, Barack Obama has been living rent free in Donald Trump's head since 2011
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Aurora PD mistook a *car* for a stolen *motorcycle* because the mother was driving it with black hands.
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@ask_aubry
He *admitted* chasing her across multiple blocks. He's clearly a danger to her, and probably others, why is he not in handcuffs
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Leaking your SSNs onto the Dark Web to own the libs
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This shit’s going to be super effective against a drone/tank/air strike
lmao
leaked patriot front video shows the members training for war
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@NotTodayMAGAts
Judging by the comments to this post, there are a lot of people who need a calendar and more Lithium.
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Mark Meadows ain't gonna say shit, y'all. Grow up. Ya look like you're trading your cows for magic beans.
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Ginger Luckey is the only person who should be taking de-worming medicine right now.
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@BetoORourke
@malinablue
Will the .
@nytimes
be printing tomorrow's edition in ink or using the blood they now have on their hands?
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Y'all know the only reason he didn't do this Willy Wonka shit was because his tiny hands couldn't rip the buttons lol
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@TeaPainUSA
I hesitate to call Charlie Kirk stupid, but that's only because I need to leaf through a thesaurus to find a much more potent word.
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I actually heard someone saying something so goddam stupid ("Trump wasn't allowed to have council or representation at the House Hearing") that I had to check who it was. Surprise, surprise,it was Pam Bondi.
#ImpeachmentHearings
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Trump sniffs his way through a presser with visible white power on his nose, has 1,000 tins of sudafed in his desk & eyes pavlovically light up like a dog seeing bacon at the mere mention of 'cocaine', but y'all talking about
#CrackPipeBiden
lol gtfooh
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I've always said false equivalency and anti-intellectualism would destroy America: Watch Paula demonstrate both with aplomb. Bravo, Paula.
Biden adopts Trump playbook - attacking pool reporter
@BoKnowsNews
for asking about Hunter Biden story which has been a focus of President Trump’s campaign over past few days. Fine to attack the story, but why personally insult Bo?
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If you can't arrest a 7th grader without killing him, maybe you shouldn't be a cop.
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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock so hard he cracked Nicole Kidman’s Botox
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You've only got one job, 2021.
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But RepubliKKKans didn't cry when someone suddenly paid off all of Brett Kavenaugh's loans
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@Nicoxw1
Weird. I thought to destroy someone's life right now was *the reason* she called the cops?
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@WAFB
The Party told you to reject all evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." 1984 - George Orwell
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Have you ever seen a 300 pound sack of fetid worm shit explode?
Well grab your rubber boots because it's going to happen in ...3....2...
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For all Republicans wondering whether they should read the indictment, maybe you should start with something a little easier, like "The Cat In The Hat"
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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
3 million fewer than Hillary.
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Just want to let the Qnuts know it's already March 4th here in Australia and Donald Trump is still a loser.
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Conservatives: "Let the states decide!"
New York decides.
Conservatives:"No not like that!"
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The fuck I will not.
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Since Phil Collins is trending, I'm reposting this.
(Sound up)
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@absoIute_units
I bet he doesn't cut his steaks. He calmly whispers to them and after a few minutes they cut themselves.
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Saying Kid Rock isn't a racist because he has sex with black people is like saying owning slaves isn't racist if you also have sex with them.
Goddam people are stupid.
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Elon Musk treats Twitter like its his diary chronicling why Grimes broke up with him
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@NBCNewYork
Since SCOTUS banned abortions and overturned NY's gun laws last week I guess Republicans are getting exactly what they wanted
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@realDonaldTrump
Let me get this straight, the 71 year old white man is calling a black woman a dog *on Twitter* because he is angry that she said he uses the n-word in private?
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LOL, okay.
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@TheRickWilson
<hits reply>
Komrade,
I received your correspondences, however upon inspection of your screed, you appear to lack the temperament & rectitude necessary for my continuances.
I wish you & your colleagues in Vladivostok Elite Troll Academy well in the Huger Games To Come.
BEBEST,
RW
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I'm just saying they could've abbreviated Dark MAGA: "DarKKK"
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Confederate and Nazi flag waving Trumpanzees want to start a Civil War which seems kinda wild considering they are already 0-2 in Wars
#MAGAmeltdown
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@TheBigHashbrown
I think the opt-in is a GDPR requirement that specifically they must have for their users. Unsure about US citizens/other countries. I'm more pissed that they hid the setting and didn't tell anyone they were doing it.
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@BillWil32704363
It's a parody, but to be fair, given the state of the world at the moment, it's hard to tell! 😂
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@eodguy89d
@faab64
@dyllyp
@RobertVorlon1
Honestly guy would have gotten less burned by a landmine.
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Twitter won't let me edit the post, but if you love this video follow the wickedly funny .
@quintabrunson
and watch her new show
#AbbottElementary
coming soon to ABC.
@NickStrawberry
@BillWil32704363
.
@quintabrunson
's got a new show on
@ABC
called
#AbbottElementary
, along with Tyler James Williams from "Everybody Hates Chris"
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"MOM ARE THESE TOTS ORGANIC?!!!!"
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Evidently Trump supporters are losing their collective braincell over a book called 'Headshot', probably because most of them haven't managed to make it past The Cat In The Hat.
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Me, taking a Twitter smoke break
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@JacquiHeinrich
Texas will be quite a shock for the people from Afghanistan who were used to having electricity and functioning hospitals.
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@AprilDRyan
As I understand it, using audio to distract kidnappers is an approved law enforcement tactic. Keep on the pressure!
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Well, and I can’t stress this strongly enough, FUCK Roy Blunt.
Sen. Roy Blunt tells
@peterbakernyt
he thinks impeachment would be a “bad start” for Biden
“Whether that’s the first 10 days or the first 20 days of the Biden administration, it’s certainly not how you’d want to start your presidency off."
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@Tee62253
@TalbertSwan
You wouldn’t know God if she bitchslapped you right in the mouth, Becky.
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Um so are we going to talk about the fact that the world's richest man is clearly a ziploc sandwich bag of raw chicken fat and semen
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@CNN
I've never seen this many racists upset by the murder of a brown man. I would say this is progress, but they are probably just mad the murderers didn't have white hands.
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Dear Trump Supporters: Don't drink the Kool-Aid at the Presididn't's next rally lol
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Am I the only one who's noticed George Santos only has one outfit like he's a Simpson's character?
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I hate to point out the obvious but since I haven't seen anyone else point this out. Note not only her gait/stride, but also how she carries the bag in the same hand... Keeping her arm straight, but walking with left hand free and swinging with the exact same cadence.
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Every morning I get up and scan the headlines for "indicted", "arrested", and "massive heart attack"
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@Rschooley
In canceling federal workers pay cuts Trump cited "budget".
Maybe he should have cited, "Golf"?
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If he can't have a big dick, he can still be one. Eh, Jason?
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At Disneyland today with Senator Elizabeth Warren
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@EricTrump
Man who has never worked a day in his life threatens to get a job.
This, I've got to see.
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If the Founding Fathers were alive today they'd think the microwave and the iPhone were witchcraft so I think maybe we should stop acting like they wrote down every answer 244 years ago.
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How is Twitter both full of people who love Nazis AND people who are offended by the word “fuck” at the same time?
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lol, I don’t care. Fuck Nazis.
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@CBSNews
This reminds me of the story: A guy found a snake living in his garage. He fought the snake, won, & threw the snake in his garden. Weeks later the snake came back & the man thinking the snake respected him allowed the snake to stay
Later snake ate the man, because it was a snake
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"9 out of 10 dentists agree that you should brush twice a day for healthy teeth and gums"
NY Times: "Dentists are divided. What's Joe Biden's plan to unite the dentists?"
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@thedailybeast
She did not have a breakdown. She got caught and then escalated in an increasingly failed attempt to cast blame on the black woman ahe attacked.
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@Freeyourmindkid
Pretty bold for someone who is 99.5% tooth, 0.5 hair, 0% gums to say that someone else isn't human.
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@AllisonRFloyd
I'm glad to see they put a bit of thought into the type of women who's lives they destroy.
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lmao they are forcing Rapeface J. McDefamation to attend Shut The Fuck Up classes
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@ProjectLincoln
"It was much better than Cats. I would read Matthew T. Sanderson's reply again and again."
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Psychopaths don't know how to smile so they often mimic the reaction by showing their teeth
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