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@absur_titties

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leo girlie 💕 misandrist. chronic oversharrer. attention whore. ACAB. 🍉

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He said “stop, you have a perfect snowflake on your eyebrow”
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@alysiabr0wn She said no free feet pics I respect it
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@emilio__oilime ugh. sunk cost fallacy
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@absur_titties
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2 years
gf that just exists bf that worships her
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@alysiabr0wn You’re all liking a tweet from a frog with a human booty
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@Coll3enG They were fired for fucking their coworkers (eachother), not for cheating
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@hanaluulu Because they think women = therapist
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3 years
@SheRatesDogs This is one of the grossest things I’ve ever read. And I know he thought he was being funny and sweet 🤢
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@absur_titties
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2 years
please god take me out
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2 years
@SaeedDiCaprio Joe r*gan? The body of a god? Please
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Local stoner girly wondering if she’s allowed to look like a cutie patootie today
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3 years
@freshhel Tweets like this make me feel better when social media makes me feel bad
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@absur_titties
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2 years
@carlyhcooper You should honestly just say that. Let people act shocked, it’s the truth. Also I’m sorry that you have to work up until then, you’re doing great
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@absur_titties
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@sabss_a @immuno_goblins That baby was fed UP.
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@fatfemme @lovedoveclarke Not if you’re brown lmao
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@absur_titties
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3 years
The menses? The men sees what? Another gaslighting opportunity?
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@absur_titties
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I look like this btw
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@absur_titties
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2 years
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Boys always ask me how I’m single when I’m this cute but they don’t seem to like it when I answer that I’m picky, clinically insane and emotionally dysregulated. Sorry babes xoxo
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@absur_titties
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10 months
Would you hire me? Yes or no
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@absur_titties
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2 years
it’s my mf birthday!!!!!
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@absur_titties
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3 years
@gatorsafterdark Allie (gator)
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@absur_titties
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2 years
I am cutest when I’m in @flaviusvalens1 customs
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@absur_titties
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3 years
if ur not in the bottom quartile of your med class, I don’t wanna hear you complaining about your scores !! Some of us are actually stupid !
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@absur_titties
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3 years
@Mujtvba1 Almost every conflict in Bollywood and tollywood could be solved by a simple phone call or text. I strongly stand by this
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@absur_titties
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4 months
my bf is so lucky to have a hot, slutty gf who is also a doctor and a homeowner
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@absur_titties
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2 years
If I’ve ever thrown up on your dick, I’m sorry. I will not be elaborating
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@thereidfeed You think you just fell out of a coconut tree is really so crazy
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@corgiseveryhour @KILLTOPARTY Men would rather grow a beard than lose weight or learn what a short torso is
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@lovedoveclarke Omg that’s me!!!!
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@absur_titties
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Do all of my friends hate me? Or should I restart my SSRI?
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@absur_titties
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2 years
@LolOverruled What’s your name again?
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Got to the gym, found out my headphones were dead and STILL worked out, can everyone say good job?
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@absur_titties
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10 months
Hey from tonight
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@absur_titties
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2 years
A shame I’m not getting railed in this tonight
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@absur_titties
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2 years
My only solace rn
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@absur_titties
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2 years
I can’t believe I’m this pretty yet still this insecure
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@absur_titties
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2 years
It fit :)
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2 years
I have decided to work out like crazy this week so I can attempt to fit into one for a wedding this weekend
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@absur_titties
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2 years
happy saturday ☀️
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Having a cutie little lunch date with myself today
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@absur_titties
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3 years
My toxic trait is that I think every cute guy is flirting with me even when they’re telling me about their wife.
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@absur_titties
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3 years
Syphilis is actually a really pretty name for a girl
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@lovedoveclarke Love u dove
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@Iotheyare @SHRUG_EMOTICON2 @AnarchaDyke but like, don’t tell her what to do honey, that’s not cool.
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@absur_titties
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2 years
what is it called when your cat is in your lewd
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@SithL0rdJarJar 2 💀 (but I can change him)
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If I’ve ever thrown up on your dick, I’m sorry. I will not be elaborating
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@absur_titties
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3 years
Girls will say oops in the cutest voice and then hit the biggest ditch you’ve ever seen
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@taynextdoor
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@absur_titties
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6 months
No ah fence but my selfie game is strong
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@absur_titties
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@lipstickbailey @NikaLomazzo I dont date men anymore is the biggest flex 😭😭
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@absur_titties
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2 years
The other day I took a shit ton of mirror selfies cause I thought I kind of looked like Victoria from twilight
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@absur_titties
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First pride not being “straight”
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@absur_titties
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6 months
Guess I’m not single anymore 🤷🏾‍♀️
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every time I’m in a video call, the only thing I can think about is how pretty I look
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@absur_titties
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9 months
Just a girl and her soup
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Bad bitch vibes tonight 💅🏾
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your view versus mine
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@AndrewHilaryUS
Sad Ice Cream Truck Clown🇵🇸
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Drop a flick from your favorites folder
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@absur_titties
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@MichaelaOkla Correct babe, and let me tell u, from a medical standpoint, it’s perfectly safe. Enjoy queen
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@absur_titties
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my view of my cat vs my cats view of me
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@absur_titties
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Normalize being in med school and not knowing any medicine!!
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@absur_titties
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The first two years of m*d sch**l were literally so horrible that I cannot even fathom that I don’t wanna d*e rn. I had lost all hope for the future, I can’t believe I like what I’m doing rn
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Goodnight to everyone, but especially @flaviusvalens1
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Ugh I just want a boyfriend so I can have sex whenever I want 😭
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Just got Covid for the first time ever. I’m embarrassed. Wanna die
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Forg stop dragging all your friends to the Taco Bell cantina just cause they have good lighting
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Starting a thread of chocolate donut nights 👍🏾
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@absur_titties
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Walking through this hospital for maybe? The last time and feeling so senti…. Like this was where I learned everything. My home, my city. It’s such a good hospital and I’m so proud to train here even though they didn’t want me for the next 3-4 years (🖕🏾) . Oh well lmao
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Just left a date to go get ice cream by myself cause that sounded more fun
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@willustrating
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it’s new year’s eve and i wanna see your best lewds/nudes of 2022, reply or quote yall 🤍
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White people love a margarita
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@absur_titties
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Asked my boyfriend to send me pictures from this weekend and it’s just
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Made eye contact with the hottest guy at the bar and he came up to me and said “do you remember me?” ??? No sir but damn I wish I did
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Saturday night vibe check 🌷Cutie girl having a cutie smoke. Reply with your sat night vibes
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@northstardoll Like why aren’t you obsessed with me and only want to talk about me
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Bitches really get a haircut and start acting different. It’s me, I’m bitches
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@absur_titties
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You guys he called me and left me a VOICEMAIL to let me know he was thinking of me, how cute and boomer
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On a date with a >30 year old and this is such a great sociological experience
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@absur_titties
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Finn says Happy Diwali
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@absur_titties
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Happy Thirsty Thursday!!! Here are my boobs 😋 s/o @willustrating
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@absur_titties
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Tonight’s dude gave me a neck massage and an orgasm. This dude from last summer texted me for my address to send me a Polaroid camera he promised to get me a year ago hahaha life is good tonight
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@absur_titties
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this is hot, idc
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@brandomaakan Yes. Please. Makes me feel even worse for struggling so hard to “just pass”
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@absur_titties
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Met some dude on my tour today and then we all went out to a bar and as I was explaining all of my tattoos, I realized how easy it is to fall in love with me. I’m so cool. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@absur_titties
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the hot girl urge to sleep with the most mediocre white boy
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@absur_titties
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A man with mental health problems 😍😍😍
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@absur_titties
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Chillin
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How does everyone have so much energy? And happiness? And mental capacity?? Or physical capacity??
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@absur_titties
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@bobbyteriyaki bobby wasabis hot?
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@absur_titties
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I have lived somewhere different every month since June….. no wonder I am going insane
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@absur_titties
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Taylor and Travis’s relationship has just taught me that every woman just needs a himbo that’s mesmerized by them
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@absur_titties
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2 years
Got a massage and the whole time the lady was just flabbergasted at how tight my whole body was 🙃
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@absur_titties
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Nooo Twitter don’t kill yourself, you’re so sexy
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@absur_titties
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3 years
I can’t believe we have one life and I chose to go to med school
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