Aanand
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Inventor of the “Aanand style” of eating pizza
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Unfortunately, this is cool
American soldiers in Vietnam smoking Marijuana out of the barrel of a Shotgun, 1970.
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I was so enamoured with computers and the internet in my youth. Absolutely all in on techno-optimism. And now it’s unbearably clear, and clearer by the day, that everyone in the elite tiers of this industry is a fucking idiot
i once thought twitter was the closest form of global consciousness.
now it seems the corporate ai models have become that. they have far more access to public and private thoughts and questions.
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oof. Yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. Im softblocking him right now. Sorry i saw a joke tweet he made a while back and followed. didnt know he led the Fremen to revolt against the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV and subsequently murdered 61 billion people
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I can’t believe the events of Dune are happening right now… I’m just some guy!
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Naughty Dog's Neil Druckman says the studios new game could "redefine mainstream perceptions of gaming."
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The two types of DS9 episode are “Faith in Times of Darkness” (Sisko’s grief over losing his wife causes him to commit a war crime) and “Big Shoes” (O’Brien gets new shoes that are too big)
Star Trek TNG episodes are called like 'Explosion' and the episode is about a big explosion. TOS episodes are called 'What yonder soul doth go hence...a brother??' and are about an omnipotent space frog who makes everyone take their clothes off
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This cuts both ways. I’ve taught countless women about the works of Hideo Kojima, and they’ve presumably gone on to impress and delight other men with that knowledge. I’ve never been thanked once.
There are a lot of issues with The Cut story, but no one can argue this paragraph isn't true, and it is exactly how I explain why I have no desire to date again.
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One thing Twitter honestly nailed is the ranking of replies. Every time I see some inane take from a verified account, the top reply is one of my friends telling them to shut the fuck up, and I think that’s beautiful
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Sorry to be all misty-eyed but like. Do you remember when software used to come out every so often with a new thing it could do. And that thing was useful – or failing that, somewhat interesting – rather than Some Bullshit Nobody Asked For
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[Jerry Seinfeld voice] If the rule you followed brought you to this… of what use was the rule?
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Just got a sonically terrifying ad for some kind of massager that – based purely on the vibes – probably also lays an egg in your throat
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This airport gate TV screen is just displaying a still image of pizza. That’s fine I guess
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I think there should be a several-mile long queue to pay respects when ANY woman dies
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The most successful people I know:
Will not stop
Will not stop
Will not stop
Will not stop
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Kings Hwy
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Here’s a tweet from Derek if you want to engage with it. At this point we’ve nothing left to lose
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We in the Fast and Furious fandom wish our loser friends a happy Star Wars day
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@SzMarsupial
Everyone in the world of the show sees Mulder as either a chiselled himbo or a weird nerd. Scully is the only person who sees him as both
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[mushroom group chat]
≋: ☼⧉⧒⧭
≋: ⧬*
⅀: ⧭
⦼: ⧭
⧊: ⧭
🁢: ⧭
[⅀ changed the group name to “⧭”]
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I accidentally turned on voice recognition texting while manufacturing an optical lens 🤦♂️😂
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This book of British sex acts is the filthiest thing I've ever seen
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Thinking once again about Brooklyn’s preeminent HTML-escaped culinary destination, Fish & Amp Chips
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BASHIR: She’s your wife – doesn’t she know your size?
O’BRIEN: Apparently not. But I already said I like them.
BASHIR: *I* know your size.
O’BRIEN: You do?
BASHIR: Of course. EU 43.5.
O’BRIEN: How do you…
BASHIR: …
BASHIR: Well, I’m your d—
O’BRIEN: My doctor, right, of course.
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Holy shit
you can watch an AI overfit in real time by typing random Latin-sounding nonsense into google translate and it absolutely will come up with a translation
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Oh so NOW a mattress on the floor and pizza boxes everywhere is romantic...
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"WHERE IS YOUR POPPY, CITIZEN" THE COP GROWLS. I OPEN MY SHIRT, REVEALING "BRITAIN IS ACTUALLY BAD" SPELLED OUT IN POPPIES. THE COP SCREAMS;
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Fascinated with this Tube poster, the apocalyptic surface world it depicts, and the terrifying, delighted cop
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There is a “heart eyes emoji” 😍 - we love to look. There is a “heart mouth emoji” 😘 - we love to speak. But there is no “heart ears emoji” - we do not love to listen these days. SHARE if you are always ready to listen!
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Just saw James Cameron’s avatar. It’s not that bad? Cropping could be better but I dont see what the big deal is
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Something I have to confess is that for the longest time I thought the “don’t email my wife” guy had spray-painted his own house, and I only recently realised that it makes a lot more sense that he spray-painted the house of whoever was emailing his wife
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If you’re white and you put more garlic in a dish than the recipe suggests, you’re basically saying you think you know better than the recipe author (who might be a POC)
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@post_prufrock
Used to go by paul_atreides (but renamed to MuadDib after spending like 1 week on Arrakis lolol 👀)
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As software developers, we don’t talk enough about this help screen
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I wrote about how men should take more and better selfies, with lots of tips.
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BEN: Mos Eisley. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and—
LUKE: What about the Empire
BEN: I hate poor people more
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OPPOSITION MP: Sir, I would like to read you a quote. “I love petards and they love me and would never hoist me in any way”. Do you know who said that?
ME: Um, I think Voltaire, or possibly Dostoyevsky
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🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷
🔷✨🛑✋STOP✋🛑✨🔷
🔷 It’s FRIDAY NIGHT 🔷
🔷✨🌙 It’s time to 🌙✨🔷
🔷 PUT ON VAPORWAVE 🔷
🔷 ✨🐬✨ and ✨🐬✨ 🔷
🔷 ⚫️ FOAM ROLL ⚫️ 🔷
🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷
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When your cousin’s radial blur pic is getting all the attention but you were there first with zoom blur in the ’90s
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The communist flag. Gotta be the best one
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I’ve broken down the four main online writing styles, hope it’s of use
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BARTENDER WHO’S ABOUT TO INVENT THE BLOODY MARY: What’ll you have?
CUSTOMER: I want to be disgusted, but enjoy it
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Trying out that thing people on Instagram do where they put fake movie lines on their street photography, but with dril quotes
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I don’t think Spider-Man would do well under self-isolation. He’d be climbing up the walls
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Under communism, the phrase “We use cookies to give you the best possible browsing experience” will mean what we all wish it meant
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69 is the sex number in the US because it’s the ideal AC temperature in Fahrenheit for having sex. In the rest of the world the sex number is 20.556
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MARX: Capital is dead labour, that, vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labour, and lives the more, the-
ME: Hating popular things doesn’t make you an interesting person 💁♂️
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Haven’t felt such intense dril energy radiating off a headline in a minute
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Anthony Fantano hates antifa because he thought it stood for “anti-Fantano” and he’s dug in too deep to admit his error
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Richard Dawkins’ jar of honey would have been 1 year old today
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Bin Laden has won, in airports of the world every day. I had a little jar of honey, now thrown away by rule-bound dundridges. STUPID waste.
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When you’re up next at the poetry reading but instead of poetry you brought a hen by mistake
http://t.co/yg7tbtWDlR
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Absolutely perverse that you can now:
- say something utterly stupid
- disable replies
- get a ton of quote-tweet responses instead,
- which now count towards your retweet total,
- making it look like all those people agree with you
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This might be controversial, but in my opinion we do deserve dogs. We’ve been through a lot
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ALRIGHT IT’S HERE: the Communism button, as Twitter’s creators originally intended.
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When I was ~7, I woke up one Saturday morning and decided to make pancakes for all the people I knew on my street. I called them up (at like 8am), pretended I was a business called “Pancake City” and told them I was gonna bring pancakes over, then I did it. That’s the whole story
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By adding terrible AI answers to search results, and thereby speeding up the rate at which everyone figures out that LLMs are bullshit generators with barely any real-world applications, Google is practicing the truest form of AI accelerationism
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