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oh no they cooked toothless
Just now ,ndatenga sadza muMbare apangariwande ndatadza kuripedza 😋 🥱
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it didn't cross, it came with a cute little camping tent and made a home.👍🏾
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nzvimbo yeattachment 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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* starts work at midnight to escape afternoon power cuts
ZESA- goes at 00.10
😂😂😂
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I've been telling everyone about this boy and it's gonna hurt so bad when it's over😭😭
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Hwahwa uhwu ndohuda kudarika hama dzangu mufunge. Ndatonyara kutaura mukoma varipo.
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did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?
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this guy in the kombi looked at me and said yk you're pretty right? I swear you're the most beautiful thing in here."
🫠🫠
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God knew I'd be unstoppable if I was continuously this happy and energized 👍🏾
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Robert Mugarbie😂😂😂😂😂😂
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we once called the customer care number on a bottle of hunters 😂😂😂😂
When alcohol hits the right spot you start reading the ingredients 😂😂😂
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koBulawayo💜
stepped into a puddle thinking i have boots boots on but instead i have crocs 😭😭fml
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the fact that I need at least four more years of school after this diploma and several licenses to make this career work and it's not even what I wanted to do kills me every single day 💔
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fuck work fr because why am I already used to waking up at five😭😭😭
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introvert but willing to discuss the significance of each and every song i listen to obsessively
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used the same kombi a second time and met another soulmate 😂😂😂today my day fr
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not having a car the pits because I sooo want to be like "can I come see you?" but whoo is going to walk halfway across the city 😭💀💔
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fucked around and found out because why is this boy's full government name running around in head 😭😭😭
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"you climb ladders like a man" tf was i supposed to do... curtsy every two rungs?? idiot
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mukandiona futi ndichinwa hwahwa ndisina chine musoro chandadya zuva rese batai muchirova😭
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there's a bio that says "live tweeting the madness so biopic writers find it easy to depict" and ykw? real🤝🏾💯
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humor so dark it could pick cotton.
No one:
A voice in my head: Next Mexican wave simuka mfanami
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my ex best friend is going to be working at the same mine😂😂😂
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waiboilisa ka?
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this barbie can dismantle and reassemble a jackhammer 🥹🫠
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I thought I was dreaming when you said you loved me
the start of nothing
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the strong urge to hit someone on the back of the head with a shovel because why won't you shut up???
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I know it's gonna take a long time but I'mma be good when it's all said and done 🩵
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I have always been scared of someone snatching my glasses and running 😭😭😭😭😭
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let the church say amen.
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@timiretimzzy2
"depression yei takakutengera blazer nyowani last term?"
"depression yei isu tichibhadhara 1,6 yekuZSM every semester "
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smiling at work and this bally says yeah makunakirwa nebasa ka like no my nigga I'm having flashbacks 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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is this a good time to ask to ask for numbers from everyone I stan on here? reply fast 🥰😂
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this the shit that leads to Narnia 🤞🏾
‘maelstrom’ cabinet, hand sculpted
by caleb woodard for kelly wearstler (2002)
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"oh you look great are you dating again?"
-no sir I'm no longer depressed and I'm showering regularly now💀💀💀
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guided youth🖤
IT’S NOW DRY 👕
The
@wearguidedyouth
fall-winter 2023 “DESERVED KINDNESS” collection.
📸:
@3rdworldchrons
“ After the work comes the blessings, joy from the sow.
Reap the work put in.
We bring you a collection that will remind you that hard work pays! ”
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i went out for twenty minutes, spent all my money and i didn't even get what I'd gone to get💀💀💀
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to the girl who had the pink outfit emtshoveni I can't live without you
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you're supposed to laugh so you don't cry about it right? right?????
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if you see "rumbidzai liked 10 of your tweets" just keep scrolling abeg 💀💀
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the sheer number of people at work rn😂😂😂😂😂😂cuddles for whooooo??
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someone said Israel is fighting with bombs and guns kodwa tina maAfricans we leave everything to the God of Israel 😭😭
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please don't interact with me too much I will fall in love with you 😭😭😭
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me not selling weed is me sitting on my strong jazzman vibe fr
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People telling me I'm a coward for not wanting marriage as if they're getting a stipend for choosing to suffer🚮🚮
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I want pasta and chicken with a lot of cheese and creamed spinach and an apple and bean salad and a cold cold coke
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new blog post 🫠🖤
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oans here are drinking diesel to avoid getting caught by the breathalyzer 😂🙌🏾
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Twitter being down has forced me to get in touch with my emotions and I realized that I was being too active on there to run away from my feelings for you. I love you and I pray I'll get another chance to show you. You ain't gotta respond ❤️.
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I lucked out ❤️🩵
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new blog post waz'hapnin🖤🖤
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may God deliver us from dry texters who keep fucking texting. Amen.
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fixed it like the strong independent woman who's low key scared of the dark that I am🫶🏾🫶🏾
sitting in the dark coz my light is acting funny and I don't know how to fix it. for a handy partner please 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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yaz Spotify ads are not bad. Imagine if it was like tv and you'd get an ad for baby wipes in the middle of your chill mix😭
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