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I'm tired of this narrative, I gotta make this work. I gotta get the pen and write my own version of events. My apologies if I talk big, I've been talked down before and I had to invent my own speech.
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a trust fund baby
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I'm starting to think Mbappe is a Compound V project 'cause how did he have this much access as a kid?
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after being hurt by Game Of Thrones 3 years ago and now House Of The Dragon is here
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She said:
I have to respect a real one
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Time moves very fast
hai kabi but as a 31 year old what are you doing dating a 22 year old?
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“I'm going to watch House of the Dragon because of the script”
The script:
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Joffrey was such a cunt he spoiled House of The Dragon
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The delusion after applying for a job before getting the rejection email>>>
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Winner takes Belvedere
JUST IN: Zimbabwe to host India for T20I series
Details 🔽
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Regina King as Heuy and Riley Freeman
What voice actor crushed a role so hard that nobody else will be able to live up to it?
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we're not ready to face this but our obsession with virginity as a country plays a major role in pedophilia
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I was in a queue at KFC then this girl said "ndoda 2-piecer"
They took her to the back and I heard three gunshots
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This video was taken in 2023 muState house
I hope y'all enjoy it 'cause it took me hours to master subtitles
for the full video:
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kunzi amai vako mutorwa is the wildest thing that came out of Zim culture
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Zim RTGS bank charges be like :
Monthly Account fee : 9505
Service fee: 4300.24
Card declined Fee: 318.87
Credit Fee: 1246
Fee Fee: 4884
Fee For Fun Fee: 2884
Coz We Can Fee: 5620
Might As Well Fee: 6374.34
WTF You Going To Do Fee: 2725
Another Fee Won't Hurt Fee: 7926
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That's like having a TWAR with Mvuma.
Why would we fight nevanhu vanogara munzira yekuenda somewhere?
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Zvaatofa asina kana scent😭😭😭
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I've spent most of my life in Harare and I have to say, these are extremely curated and edited pictures to make the atmosphere look cooler.
Can't even say he took the good parts because these places don't even look like these in real life.
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vanhu veNike neAdidas kana vakapererwa nemaDesigns vanogona kumbouya kuAxecure vaone inspiration from avari kunzi vakagadzira kudhara
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I know Apple and Microsoft are rivals but damn, no Windows?
Apple's self-driving car could feature VR technology and no windows:
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Bro said:
FOR THE RECORD not everything requires a response, but this continued relentless attack on my personal standing , coordinated character assassination of high profiled people and defamation of purely innocent women using my name can NEVER be tolerated or ignored !
I have been
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How do you make up a situation in your head and you're the poor one?😭
I'm filthy rich in all my fantasies
🙎🏼♀️: Kumba kwafiwa
Sugar Daddy: “l’ve sent you $800 paEcocash.. l hope munobatsirika”
Boyfriend: “Rufu ndimadzongonyodze shuwa”
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Asi ndedzePork???
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“stop spoiling house of the dragon”
this literally happened hundreds of years ago ??? they all died.
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these guys went crazy and asked for pictures💀
my celebrity moment😂
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honestly we lack exposure when it comes to autism in Zimbabwe and Africa as a whole
I meet fellow autistics on a daily and most of them don't even know it
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ZANU PF is running a reality game show called "So You Think You Can Survive?"
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I went to boarding school, of course I'm fine with not talking to my parents for months. They are the ones who have an issue with it.
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this kinda hurts my feelings big time 'cause your respect is all I've ever wanted in my life
first day ndichienda grade 1 ndakatonzi namama vangu "shanda nesimba mwanangu ugowana respect yeSome random internet stranger"
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When we go out, we "don't split the bill evenly"
If the bill is $42 for 4 people:
One pays $30,
the other one pays $10,
the other one pays $2
The last one anenge asina kana cent totozomupa yekuenda kumba
And we don't see anything wrong with that
Boy friendships last so long, what’s wrong with us girls? 😭💔
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Hello Twenty Five
these are big boy number I'm pumping
I got to dress up for my birthday today, I look like a snacc
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a mature 35 year old would not be dating a 22 year old girl
ndapedza nemi
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If Your Vote Didn’t Count, ZANU PF Wouldn’t Be Spending Millions to Suppress It!
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Problem inotanga pakuda kudanana nevanhu vakakura vasingadiwe nevabereki vavo. Unomuudza zveLove anoizivira kupi?😭
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I'm too Zimbabwean to call anything chisina nyama pakati a pie
This is flavoured chimodho
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I try to minimize being reminded that I'm Zimbabwean
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Waiting for it to be socially acceptable in Twitteros to discuss House of The Dragon episode 2
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Dai daddy vako vakatanga zvekuPuller out kudhara nhanha
When you lose tomorrow
@nelsonchamisa
, by the staggering amount that you’re gonna lose by, please do not promote violence , in fact do condemn it unambiguously. And concede graciously to end the embarrassment you’ve caused opposition.
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hall of famer
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Mapamper ane discount kana ukabuditsa marriage certificate?
Kids aren't expensive. Kids outside of marriage are expensive.
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I'm not saying Qatar should fold on their religious law to accommodate the world, but they shouldn't have had the chance to host the world in the first place if they have a religion that stops then from accommodating the world.
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you know who didn't turn 97?
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kupfekedza mwana maHeadphones asina maSocks is wild business
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“Pen dzako gara watsvaga first day vanhu vachiri careless”
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Fixed it
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muridzi werimwe brand soo anoita kunge anonopfugamira vana Mukudzei vese kuti varipfeke
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Kae Chaps is one of those artists vekuti we will look at decades later, in awe, and say we lived through history. That's a legend right there.
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I am not going to Zanzibar this year. I wasn't planning to go because I have no money but now I have a new reason not to go.
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women don't care about their laptops bruh
they be having Intel inside PCs with a 4GB RAM and hasn't seen a Windows update since 2018, slower than a motherfucker, as long it runs VLC, Adobe Reader and Word.
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I'd rather bottle up my grief and commit suicide than vent to women
Dear men, please vent to women. They do Care❤️
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This can turn into an long weekend kana usingatye boss vako.
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me replying in 2 minutes someone who didn't reply to me in 2 days🤡🤡🤡
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No good relationship in the world starts with negotiating things like communication and basic human treatment.
What screams "this relationship wont last very long" for couples?
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Half yemaFlats emutown angori glorified ghetto
the only thing they offer is easy access to the CBD otherwise... noise, zero security, tiny ass living spaces and they haven't been maintained since Chimurenga 2
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tioneiwo maMessage enyu muchinyenga vanhu ava maybe I'm doing something wrong😂😂😂
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ZveLove musandipe henyu advice, ndoita zvinodiwa nemunhu wangu.
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saka munoti ED naChamisa havaonerani maStatus here imi?
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Runcation turned baecation.
An amazing day I've had.
This year, all roads lead to the Econet Marathon in Victoria Falls.
I will come back to quote this tweet.
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after reading through the comments I'm safe to say my life is drama free
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Ayanda ari detained kupi? ndoda kuenda kunomuona mangwana.
I know she'd do the same for me, she's helped me out of some deep shit
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I'm so embarrassed I just discovered Angelina Jolie is Jon Voight's daughter today😭😭😭
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Johnny Depp Appreciation Tweet
What's your best role from him?
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Kana uchi gara kunana Westgate, BluffHill, New Marlborough, Good Hope, Sandton, Avonlea, Greencroft uchiri kumba by now 8 hauchatodzibati.
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zvekuDisser Sungura neZimdancehall muchizviita maSalad kushaya exposure futi kuya
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I got rez and my cousins declared my room their safe haven, all 3 of them who are at UZ
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I also wanna do the "glow challenge" but I looked like this as a kid
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Ecocash USD Virtual Mastercard is madddd convinient for online payments.
Especially for those who get their money as cash and need to deposit money to make payments.
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Being skinny is stressful. I can't even take a shirtless picture because I'd look like I'm modeling for USAID.
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regai zvinzi Hatiperi ndiye Arturo wepaTwitter
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Holy Ten ane song naNasty C asi Nasty C haaizive song iyoyo
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I'll never judge anyone who does anything in the name of love😂
Ini kutongoshaya maResourses, there's close to NOTHING I wouldn't do for/to someone I love
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I was not sorry when my brother died. Nor am I apologizing for my callousness, as you may define it, my lack of feeling. For it is not that at all. I feel many things these days, much more than I was able to feel in the days when I was young, and my brother died...
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I wish better for my sisters because how are you not the rich one even in hypothetical situations? 😭
How do you fantasise someone else's car?
Kwanaya wakuona ka kukosha kwe boyfriend ine mota🤣🤣😂😂👍🏾
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you're about to get the worst Museyamwa work experience
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But iwewe waifunga kuti munhu ane 0772 haasi married here?
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anyone who knows anything about computers knows Windows defender is the best and only antivirus you'll ever need
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It's $3, for convenience
Kuti musazoridza
Voltz_JT_Same_Drawer_Ne_Gown_256kbps.mp3 pavanhu
Kovanhu vanoto bhadhara mari Spotify kuti vanzwe music amanaka
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Ask them
Ko tikangorovha teeeeseee kubasa vanotiita sei?
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I have survived a crocodile for 5 years
You have to survive 20 minutes with one of them for $100 Million
Which are you picking?
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i accidentally said “two piecer” instead of “streetwise two” at KFC and they dragged me behind the counter and stabbed me in my stomach
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unenge wawana 45% muExam woti rega ndinyore Supp woita 16%😭😭😭
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that's rich from a gender that uses make up and filters to pretend they are good looking
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