metallurgist
@_metallurgist
Followers
1,868
Following
757
Media
200
Statuses
2,924
good luck and godspeed
San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2020
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#LISAxVictoriasSecret
• 955104 Tweets
#VSFashionShow
• 626037 Tweets
Messi
• 310203 Tweets
Argentina
• 270357 Tweets
Adriana Lima
• 198804 Tweets
Chile
• 193392 Tweets
Allred
• 152420 Tweets
Ted Cruz
• 149203 Tweets
gigi
• 131230 Tweets
bella hadid
• 128962 Tweets
Tyla
• 91337 Tweets
Bolivia
• 84993 Tweets
Yankees
• 83454 Tweets
Julián
• 58935 Tweets
kate moss
• 55290 Tweets
Paraguay
• 48187 Tweets
Cher
• 47724 Tweets
Uruguay
• 46525 Tweets
Candice
• 42014 Tweets
Tyra
• 32733 Tweets
Jazz
• 32274 Tweets
ميسي
• 20364 Tweets
#DWTS
• 19278 Tweets
Andreas
• 17097 Tweets
#RepBX
• 16443 Tweets
ALL RISE
• 16260 Tweets
Luiz Henrique
• 15147 Tweets
Nico Paz
• 14848 Tweets
Aaron Judge
• 14238 Tweets
#RoçaAFazenda
• 13893 Tweets
शरद पूर्णिमा
• 11514 Tweets
Raphinha
• 11256 Tweets
Rodrygo
• 10399 Tweets
Machis
• 10388 Tweets
software engineering is a doomed exercise. the sheer hubris to think that things can be represented
28
117
1K
in disciplines that actually value knowledge and learning, teachers are elated to find students trying to reason through something from first principles. it demonstrates interest in actually understanding the fundamentals instead of just regurgitating whatever the book says
12
62
988
ill put $20 on elon tweeting shape rotator or wordcel before 2023
11
12
581
going to start a 19th century cafe where you're only allowed in if you're dressed to the nines, we only serve coffee, absinthe, opium, and nitrous, and you're immediately kicked out if you start talking too much normie shit
19
29
504
he was on a call negotiating with a vendor today. it ended with the guy on the other end of the line trying to recruit him to do sales at their company
my brother has such insane rizz that despite only staying in this hotel for one night, the concierge is asking me where he is and if he’ll be back
1
0
146
9
10
500
mexican coworker: there is a lot of racism in mexico, kind of like a caste system
indian coworker: oh? what’s the ranking of the castes?
7
19
378
it’s not common knowledge but secretly girls love massive basement hydroponics systems
10
33
337
hmm your app sucks. is it because you were dating a high IQ chick at the time or did you hire a hot girl before product market fit?
7
10
339
whoever did this should consider undoing it. this is not congruent with the norms that make this place what it is
20
5
270
my pastor was once asked why our church does not proselytize. he replied that we do, by living according to our beliefs we inherently attract those who recognize that our lives are good.
it’s evident that the ideology this author professes does not result in a life worth living.
4
8
267
preparing for work by consuming enough stimulants to wake a small village of my ancestors
6
15
226
crazy how the body just knows when you graduate from college so it can turn off your ability to function in less than 8 hours of sleep or heal from injuries in under a week
7
9
219
this qt is far more of an own on this guy and the people who associate with him than it is of anyone in the screenshot. imagine being so close-minded. hubris does no one any good.
1
3
202
“how do you take off your shirt?”
“one arm at a time, but if i had more than two arms, you’d see that my approach is actually o(log n)”
5
11
202
the best antivirus is using your brain to not click on weird links or download random shit on your computer
7
10
190
bar concept: debate club. mandatory minimum number of shots required before you’re allowed in the debate pits. topics rotate every 30 minutes
7
5
145
spiritual but not religious == i believe god exists but im not afraid of him
religious but not spiritual == i don’t need god to exist to be afraid of him
4
12
140
australians will really call chocolate biscuits "choccy biccy" and see nothing wrong with it
8
2
135
i soaked up all the ‘tism in our bloodline so he could rise unencumbered
4
2
149
my brother has such insane rizz that despite only staying in this hotel for one night, the concierge is asking me where he is and if he’ll be back
1
0
146
how soon are the feds going to send openai a subpoena for someone's chatgpt logs
12
7
137
the actual utility of ingroup is to erode the definition of autistic to include a large number of otherwise normal people
4
3
124
you: first date at a fancy restaurant, trying to paper over your lack of chemistry with money
me: first date in an abandoned RV in the desert teaching her how to cook meth, i majored in chemistry
0
13
120
no laptops, phones, or notebooks allowed. we'll provide napkins and pencils if you find yourself having or capable of writing down a legible thought
4
1
101
im not really a fan of saying “stay mad” but sometimes… clearly this person has never been a teacher (nor ever had an independent thought) and no one should value the opinions of someone with such a callous attitude towards learning
1
3
110
oh you use midjourney? that’s cool. i can generate infinite images for free in my head but your thing is cool too i guess
6
11
106
dating app for autists where the prompts are just topics to infodump about
5
3
113
on the plus side, it’s easy to discount brain-damaged nonsense like this bc it’s p obviously coming out of status insecurity. kinda embarrassing for these quasi-mil types to be so afraid.
1
3
100
“dance like nobody’s watching”? i am always watching. your performance is being measured and evaluated along several axes. you are being scored and ranked. hips locked? that’s going to impact your rating
2
9
105
our family’s password management system is the family whatsapp chat
4
3
82
if we define “ingroup” as “what outgroup is not”, this is outgroup behavior. this particular way of legibilizing drama indicates a failure to grok our norms. plenty of drama passes through tpot, either subtweet or attack in replies as is tradition. anon google form is cowardly.
5
1
92
a few days ago at a church he joined a few people singing a hymn. later that day walking down a street a random guy recognized him and walks up to us to tell him how well he did. power level off the charts
2
0
97
“he just tips well” indeed! but even so, every place we’ve been in the last several days, people who know him have come up to us to greet him, at the mall, convention centers, random streets in foreign countries, tables in restaurants. in social capital a billionaire
1
0
94
psyopped myself last year into believing in the virtue of hard work and it’s making me a worse engineer. trying to unlearn and retvrn to lazy
3
2
89
You can just tell this is a very late 80s/early 90s physiognomy, do women still look like this?
3
3
89
it's weird that people will interpret a largely negative reaction to some thinkpiece as "wow everyone's so triggered, they must have said something true" but no one looks at an abysmal rotten tomatoes score and expects to see a good movie
4
5
92
gaslighting other drivers by carefully matching their speed when they try to pass me
6
1
87
@thesravaka
mexican coworker had just asked if the caste system was still a thing in india, to which we had to reply that it’s still a thing among indians in the US
1
0
81
mfs replying threadreaderapp unroll under a 6 tweet thread
3
1
85
living in the bay area makes you forget that the rest of the world still considers faang employment somewhat prestigious
6
2
89
i only trust highly-cited research (tweets with many RTs)
4
5
75
i don’t understand this at all. the capabilities didn’t exist before, why would i feel like my time was wasted? there wasn’t an alternative. the time was spent the best it could have been given the circumstances
I've reached the "anger" stage of coming to grips with life in a ChatGPT world -- I'm angry about all the hours I've spent over the years trying to do hard things in code by searching StackOverflow, random blogs, obscure documentation etc. Feels like all that time was wasted
291
142
2K
8
0
84
@NotTuxedoSam
humanities prof said she expected me to fail her midterm. read the entire reader over night, got a perfect score, then dropped the class
1
0
81
vibecamp 2023 i will be teaching the few tpot members who don’t already know how to assemble and maintain glocks and AR15s
6
0
75
it’s odd that for a group that prizes clear thinking, internet rationalists are far more experienced at getting into cults than getting out of them
7
3
78
“damn bitch you live like this” but it’s the nicest apt you’ve ever seen
1
2
71
guy who has high executive function but uses the dumbest sources of information for making decisions
6
1
72
@GergelyOrosz
imo hard to compare colocating, or even leasing prebuilt DCs, to building and running one’s own custom DCs from the ground up. orders of magnitude more complexity at the level G/FB etc are operating at vs tw/uber beyond just the raw scale
2
0
79
need dopamine to fall asleep so please engage with this tweet at a measured but consistent rate until i knock out
7
0
65
sydney is committing the cardinal sin of scaring the hoes
1
3
72
a dating service for people who have the same targeted ad profiles
6
1
67
thanking the lord and praying that the PM who has so far managed to keep a working product unmarred by demand to “innovate” stays strong
6
1
75
it’s a natural reaction to think “i can fix her” when meeting a new codebase. unfortunately she often fixes you first
2
7
72
@nvpkp
in freshman year of college a suitemate equated a gf with a 4 unit class and said bc he was already taking 3 classes that semester a relationship would be too difficult to fit in
5
1
67
<upon meeting another software engineer> Are you a friend of Bill? or a friend of Steve?
4
2
66
what if your high status problems like “girl with tattoos are loose” are actually low status problems like “tfw no gf” “need pierced tattooed domme mommy”
when a man posts "girl with tattoos are loose", what he means is "need pierced tattooed domme mommy"
6
3
98
1
2
64
"im not legible! im not legible!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into the target of yet another hit piece
3
3
70
i have no patience for cynics. complex problems are difficult to solve not an excuse to give up
3
1
66
texting while driving is how one demonstrates mastery as both a shape rotator and a wordcel
3
4
61
it’s performance review season which means my vocabulary is developing a preference for vague gerunds
2
1
62
flipping the script on my manager by supporting and advising him during our 1:1s
4
1
63
due to overcrowding the tree of woe is currently down for repairs. please contemplate elsewhere.
1
8
50
software engineering is incredibly easy up until you have to open a text editor
4
1
55
the author describes this piece as “a mirror,” which is correct: just one pointed at himself.
2
1
62
unironically where can i get a cloak
8
0
56
men will get violent but women will plan revenge on a generational scale
1
1
50
so dumb that you still have to read huge amounts of philosophy to understand basic questions about what’s going on. you’d think evolution would have baked some of that stuff in by now
15
0
55
@ctjlewis
ideal 4y experience. amazing tradition that we give 18yos a free four years before tossing them into the impact mines
1
0
53
starting a charitable program to teach people even the most basic facts about computer networking
4
1
47
recruiter i like cheerfully saying good morning and asking how their candidate did
solemnly deliver the bad news
“Thanks for letting me know. (edited)”
:(
3
0
54
when we change the parameters the outcome is different and other news at 11
4
1
45
why are you, as a man, not living in a wooden cabin in the middle of the forest
8
2
49
starting a consulting company where the competitive advantage will be hiring all the "software engineers" who think they are overpaid for the salaries they believe they deserve. insourced labor for outsourced prices
1
1
42
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking wordcel? ill have you know i graduated top of my class as a shape rotator,,,
1
1
45
