tuxedo sam
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a gallery of my best bangers, greatest hits, and other favorites 🧵
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@kisstheblade_
mom is even rooting for it to happen, you know she’s not gonna let that boy fumble
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one industry that knows how to build high-performance websites like nobody else
they had it figured out 12 years ago:
Redis as primary DB
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everyone mad about this take has major ngmi energy
a CS degree does not entitle you to a job
nobody is obligated to hire you
nobody owes you shit
you better develop your craft and show some initiative to learn, or you will simply lose to those who do
now back to my deadlifts
met a young guy who just graduated with a cs degree & can't find a job at all & I asked if he did any side passion projects or leetcode or had a strong opinion on rust or python or javascript & it was a no to all & dude if you can't even fool me, maybe it's not this job market
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girl i dated in college would put some Lana Del Rey on whenever we fucked
got to a point where she had me so pavlov’d up that she could just play Lana whenever she wanted some
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sales guys on a call love to be like “yaaa one of my engineers…” to sound like they run shit
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people whose time is worth $100+/hour will stand in line for 30 minutes to get a free $9 burrito
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THE AI REVOLUTION IS HAPPENING AND YOURE TRAVELING???
UNBELIEVABLE, U ONLY HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT TO CREATE A SHITTY RAG’D UP LLM WRAPPER TO GET UR BAG
AND YOURE GOING ON VACATION??? 🤣🤣😩😩🫵🫵
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ok but have u ever considered that sometimes i just need to make my fridge look like this
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this picture is so inspirational
i have never been more ready to build b2b saas☺️💆♂️
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just met a guy who learned to program a year ago and has a “senior engineer” title
rates must go higher
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linux will never succeed as a desktop OS because when faced with mild usability criticisms, linux users are incapable of saying anything except “skill issue”
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like 97% of thinkpad guys are left curves who think they’re right curves, and think hating apple is a personality
the other 3% are some of the most capable engineers out there, truly in it for love of the game
and every single thinkpad guy reading this thinks he’s in the 3%
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neither postgres, nor mongo, but a secret third thing: redis
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it’s honestly kind of depressing to look at the intelligence of a 120iq person, and then stop and realize that 90% of people are even dumber than that
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what’s that, anon?
an iOS-only app is the New Place To Be, and everyone wants an invite?
never heard this one before 🤔
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i love penguins and open source and used desktop linux for 6-7 years
but linux on the desktop is mostly just for teenagers who can’t afford a mac yet, sorry not sorry
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y’know what this means?
apps using Redis as primary DB passed technical due diligence in acquisitions by Facebook and Discord
the tech giants tacitly endorse using Redis as primary DB 😏
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first time i ever wrote Java was 2008, version 6
the last time was 2015, version 8
now they’re on version 21???
the fuck is going on over there
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when a company introduces kafka that’s usually my cue to leave
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Shut down all the large squat rack clusters. Shut down all the large lifting men (LLMs). Track all creatine sold. If intelligence says that a country outside the agreement is building a squat rack cluster, be scared; be willing to destroy a rogue lifting center by airstrike.
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reminder you can simply use Redis as primary DB
there’s no rule against it
it's insane how much users a node.js process and redis on a single host can serve
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people who think you can’t use Redis as primary DB are the same people who stand there at the corner with nobody around, waiting for the little walk sign instead of just crossing the street
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just met a guy in the marina who said airlines are actually just banks that fly planes for marketing
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egirl DMer
hole guy
hole guy’s cofounder
100gecs
turtle pokemon
raichu
duck but not duck
rubber duck
owl guy
falcon guy
mons enjoyer
red adventurer
red lifter
red rower
flamethrower guy
edgy jewish guy
sweet baby girl
random double space guy
cultured singaporean
horny chinese
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@bryancsk
i’m not afraid of women chasing me, i can run faster than them and i trust my cogsec
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every 6 months a different group of twitter people literally just reinvents private high-end gatekept social clubs from first principles
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lost my ID in Vegas, trying to get into the club with my Costco card
wish me luck
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if you chose blue you’re ngmi unless you go study more game theory
Poll question from my 12yo:
Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill.
- if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives
- if not, red pills live and blue pills die
Which do you choose?
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what is it with guys who go to prison for 5 years then get out and become 5-figure-followers twitter mini-celebs known for shamelessly DMing egirls
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@nomanautomata
@aarongrt
no they want two swimsuit model wives, one blonde from the first pic and one brunette from the last
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first Disney movie → sexuality
beauty & the beast → i can fix him
lady & the tramp → nice gf fuckboy bf
sleeping beauty → true love
snow white → short kings
pinocchio → size queen
cinderella → foot fetish
lion king → furry
aladdin → rich gf poor bf
mulan → yellow fever
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@zeta_globin
yea like it turns out that people just arent good enough and nobody likes that truth
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@tekbog
well, yes actually
but then i would spend all my money on hosting and wouldn't have any left over for lambos
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Longhouse Capital has come out of stealth with a $500m fund to invest in growth stage regulatory capture
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳
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my dog is kind of an alcoholic, she tries to go to bars when they’re closed just bc they have treats
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lots of tech guys who watched the social network as a teenager and identified a bit too much with that one little cucky boi who got diluted
and now they fear it to their bones
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@personofswag
yup
like 97% of thinkpad guys are left curves who think they’re right curves, and think hating apple is a personality
the other 3% are some of the most capable engineers out there, truly in it for love of the game
and every single thinkpad guy reading this thinks he’s in the 3%
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you just made an http request, what are you naming the response variable?
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@growing_daniel
I was mostly following up until “If you’re a young woman, stop wearing spandex” then he lost me
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btw it’s not San Francisco anymore
it’s Sam Francisco
got it?
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i am reminded of this banger from
@maiab
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anyway probably blame my parents they never taught me that I was entitled to top 1% experiences without fucking bringing it
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oh my god the country’s borders are literally the same shape as the cartoon guy’s head
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i love it when some guy insists you can’t possibly use Redis as primary DB
and then you find out he’s using Firebase
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did you know postgres and MySQL are actually owned by the same company?
they’re just pitted against each other as a psy-op by Big SQL to distract you from using Redis as primary DB
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oh you’re an MIT research scientist?
yea well I’m an MIT programmer (released a library under MIT license)
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@HalfAcreBTCFarm
@Duderichy
literally what are you talking about
every car sold in the US in the last decade (and then some) can brake hard enough to exceed the grip of the tires and lock them up
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everyone’s talking about postgraduate degrees this, postgres that, but really it’s quite simple:
if it starts with “postgr”, you don’t need it
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smart autists who are obsessed with something will always eventually beat people who have experience but not obsession
the hard part is just getting smart autists to be obsessed with your thing
but if you can do that…
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the “redis as primary DB” movement is really starting to take off, love to see it
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how to evaluate developer tools and vendors:
- check if they spell Node.js as NodeJS
- check if they spell GitHub as Github
- check if they spell JavaScript as Javascript
if they fail any of these, write them off immediately
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are you autistic bc you’re in SF, or are you in SF bc you’re autistic?
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that’s 37 million rows per second, incredible
im building a redis replacement with PHP
I didn’t know this kind of speed was possible in PHP. The author starts off with an execution time of 25 minutes to handle one billion rows and then shows us how he got it down to 27 seconds. Absolutely remarkable.
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"YC acceptance rate only 1.5%!!! more selective than Harvard!"
you can apply to YC for free, in an hour, at any age, from anywhere, every batch, over and over
you apply to Harvard once when you're 17 and that's it
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if i get mogged at a thing, they’re a tryhard nolife who allocated too much time to that skill
if i mog someone, i am simply superior, they have a skill issue and are ngmi
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get in loser, we’re going shopping (for distressed warzone real estate)
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as an ass man i really love girls in yoga pants
cancel me idc
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@samolus
yep, agreed, and I empathize with those who caught a worse deal than they thought they signed up for - it’s reasonable to be disappointed about all of that
it is not reasonable to face those new conditions but refuse to adapt or work to improve one’s position
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the industrial revolution and its consequences have been incredible for the Penguin Race
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devs will do incredible mental gymnastics to avoid learning to write SQL
then they wonder why their DB queries are slow 🫠
if you think that using an ORM is a good idea please reply to this post so i can unfollow you
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god remember like 2014 when docker compose was still called fig and it was all this new incredible shit
and like you could just write some yaml and run one command and a whole fuckin thing starts up with 10 parts like you’re an orchestra conductor it was so cool
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for science:
you lean more toward ___ dev, and you have a stronger affinity for ___
frontend | tits
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frontend | ass
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backend | tits
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backend | ass
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every day is leg day
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achievement unlocked: got my first actual hater DM
must be doin somethin right
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yea, i do butt stuff
deadlifts, squats, lunges, RDLs, split squats, step-ups, hip thrusts
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just had 2 PBRs and a whiskey ginger at a bar on a ski mountain
the total was only $12
god is still with us
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gatekeeping Q’s, tuxedo sam edition:
* what port is Redis on?
* how many bits in the exponent and significand of an IEEE754 float64?
* what is 1 ** Infinity in JS, and why?
* what is 2 ** 24?
* write a regex to match an email address
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