may God bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took his mom to the hospital to give birth to him
Gen Zs will forever make me laugh.
Me: What do you know about our company?
Gen Z applicant: *laughs first* I don’t know anything about you guys. So tell me, what do you guys do?
Me: Egbami😭😭
I hate engaging with shit like this, but heteros are so ridiculous because it’s when it comes to topics like this that they remember that Jesus exists. I thought Jesus doesn’t want pre marital sex so why were you people talking about it the other day?
New talking stage question: “are you leaving the country soon?”
Because it’s not me you’ll drag along and then I’ll see a picture of you in front of Big Ben or Lady Liberty.
BREAKING NEWS
Nigeria and China to build first of its kind baseline Interferometry to monitor earthquake and volcanic eruption in Nigeria and Sub-Saharan Africa.
Christians will just attach themselves to things that aren’t even exclusively Christian and start whining when—SPOILER ALERT—it’s not edifying their spirit. No go warm eba chop fr.
I’m tryna giveaway 1 pink STR TANKTOP , 1 deep blue STR TANKTOP , 1 pair of STR SHORTS and 1 RAGLAND TEE before my next drop. Quote with the one you want and highest likes after 24hours wins. ❤️❤️goodluck slimes🌵 ps you have to be following me.
Did you know that wombats are the only animals whose poop is cube-shaped? This is due to how its intestines form the feces. The animals then stack the cubes to mark their territory.
You carry a hookup babe and she has nose ring and leg chain.
You carry another one, and she has nose ring and leg chain.
Another one, nose ring leg chain. Another one, nose ring, leg chain.
Are you wrong to see any babe with nose ring and leg chain as a hookup girl?