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Runner. Hotdog Enthusiast. Moderate Fascist. CST

Grand Rapids, MI
Joined September 2022
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
9 months
Look at this gift I received ☘️☘️☘️
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2 years
@CitizenFreePres I need a shower just watching that
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1 year
@DrEllaBridges This is the Wakanda effect (fantasy) The reality is if we were gone the United States would become South Sudan within a year.
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@_fox_is_me
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27 days
My sons wanted to take this beautiful old girl to her favorite place on earth one last time. The second she got out of the truck she had energy I haven’t seen in years. She was her old self full of joy. Was a beautiful day gonna take her for another swim.
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@_fox_is_me
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3 months
@dr__submarine The social tide is turning, predictable, happy to see it. The thing is the system has an agenda and it’s to create chaos, can the people stop it? Idk
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
@mikey_wa @Ethan_Adams1996 @ChuckCallesto It’s readily available, idiot
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
@texpat1307 @Canada_Flag_Guy @realstewpeters States impose their own restrictions on top of the Fed’s. State law Trumps federal. Illinois is solid blue, genius.
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@_fox_is_me
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2 months
@GovWhitmer I remember they called you stretchen Whitmer at Forrest Hills Central.. and you definitely never missed breakfast or lunch so this is in your wheelhouse for sure
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2 years
@rifle_mi @FenixAmmunition No you don’t get it, you will
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@_fox_is_me
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4 months
@MedGold_ If I’ve learned anything over my adult life, it’s that these people held the power and are responsible for almost everything we are being subjected to now. They caved on gays,civil rights,women’s lib, foreign trade, neocon wars.. they will stick their head in the sand to the end
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
@FischerKing64 @MysteryGrove It was annoying at first but now I enjoy hitting no.
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@_fox_is_me
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5 months
@AmiriKing If anyone knows you do, these men are lacking something they have never been exposed to. Discomfort trauma desperation etc..I think it’s silly but I get it
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@_fox_is_me
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5 months
@9mm_smg IQ equivalent to a gnat. I’m so tired of this shit.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
1 year
I’ve circled the Sun fifty times as of today. I could tell you my many victories, my extremely unique life. I could tell you of my struggles, my defeats because they are many. I could tell you what I think will happen next, but I won’t. I’ll tell you I’m blessed. I love u boys.
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@_fox_is_me
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11 months
@Aristos_Revenge For all the “it’s how they are raised” people, the family had the dogs for 8 years!
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@_fox_is_me
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1 year
Having someone that believes in you and loves you, highly recommend.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
@AnOpenSecret I’m actually shocked by this.. like how was he not elected to congress?
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
11 months
Tonight’s run..
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
5 months
@misogynist_usa As an agnostic I realize the Christian religion was the single greatest catalyst for human advancement to date.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
@gc22gc @Cernovich To the people that don’t understand this, it’s bad, it’s really fucking bad. People should be going to prison but instead they will double down. This is straight up communism.
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
@LKing_1995 @PoleSnail I’m in material handling logistics. We had our 2nd round of layoffs today (12 months) Amazon is our biggest customer and I’ve been in this industry for 27 years, MH is always an indicator of what’s to come. It’s only going to get worse
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@_fox_is_me
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2 months
@NDlacrosse I was really looking forward to Biden reminiscing about playing lax and football and ND..
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3 months
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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A melanistic Fox, one of the rarest animals on the planet.
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@_fox_is_me
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16 days
Nothing or no one is truly yours, you rent the time with them until it’s out.
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
@Famousdude93 @HarmlessYardDog Smells like Burberry, Hennessy and weed.
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@_fox_is_me
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3 months
Why would I want my likes private? Seems gay
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17 days
I want one more hug, one more walk, one more time to spoil you
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
6 months
This might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen, it pisses/cums boiling acid 😳
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
6 months
Bombardier Beetles spray boiling acid (212 degrees f) as a defence mechanism against predators
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@_fox_is_me
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11 months
Norm was the best
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@_fox_is_me
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8 months
Tonight’s run
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@_fox_is_me
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4 months
@kellycucca @LeaMaric He’s absolutely cringe but a guarantee he’d clean up with the Twitter mid influencers in real life. I hate and love this app
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
Bought a Silverado today, nervously waiting for my dick to get smaller.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
11 months
@def_Not_Snail As long as they don’t poop.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
15 days
Zoey welcomed Lucy into her life and never skipped a beat. Lucy was a hood rescue and not always the most pleasant. Zoey showed her nothing but love “except for one night when she had enough and whooped Lucy’s ass” 😂😂 but after that she reverted back to love and patience
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@_fox_is_me
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5 months
April is a whore and I hate her
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
4 months
Extremely busy day, work, lacrosse, a run then I capped it off helping the greatest brewer ever.. my son. Like fr he’s good. The clay pots blow my mind, very rare. My friends can DM to order 🍻
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
Oh so you like danger? Well I’m eating a tuna fish sandwich out of a vending machine.. yeah
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
6 months
@martyrmade @AuronMacintyre It was a farce from the beginning, subverted the constitution. Never should have been passed.
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8 months
I’m supposed to grill burgers for the Lions game.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
1 year
@GovWhitmer @mackinacbridge A large gust of wind please
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@_fox_is_me
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6 months
Dead
@CCPISASSH0E
CCP IS ASSHOE
6 months
I’m speechless
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@_fox_is_me
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5 months
Hey the lights green let’s just sit and chill- 90% of society. The fuck is wrong with you people?
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@_fox_is_me
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3 months
@MedGold_ Pure Michigan. They are nothing but nonstop problems, lies, liability and financial drains.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
@wealthisfood @Babygravy9 Golden Retrievers eat kids all the time but the media covers it up 💀
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Kris
11 days
Means the world to me, ty
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@_fox_is_me
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2 months
So much material here I don’t know where to begin
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
5 months
@LeaMaric @Vanessid I didn’t think it was possible for me to side with TS, I was wrong
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
10 months
Today I received news that would devastate many people. I prepare every day for the worst by pushing myself to be uncomfortable. When you remind yourself every day you can endure extreme discomfort you strengthen yourself.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
Run tonight. Started gray and gloomy ended brightly.. loved both
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
7 months
@LeaMaric 85 million votes? SMH
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
9 months
Imagine being so rich you have loose hot pockets in your freezer for months and they were never anyones option.. living the dream
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
3 months
@YouAintLegend @SirBylHolte @lavern_spicer Why would we voluntarily go to a random hell?
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
26 days
Had a beautiful 24 hours with the pups and my boys.. time to grind again life is good
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
@br_1836 Pit gets a round 10 out of 10 times if that’s my golden.
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2 years
@JesseKellyDC As horrible as all of this was it certainly made things much clearer.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
10 months
There’s not many things I enjoy more than preparing a meal for people I love then watching them enjoy it.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
7 months
Pota-toes anyone?
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
1 year
I say this with the utmost sincerity, Illinois drivers are indescribably god awful. I mean it’s unreal.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 months
Tonight’s run. I picked up a large rock get a shoulder workout in and found these little friends.. unfortunately @PoleSnail they are no longer with us but I took them home anyway.
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@_fox_is_me
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2 months
Hopefully you are able to enjoy at least a moment of the day.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
1 year
@Theo_TJ_Jordan @ConceptualJames This is absolutely perfect! Easy to understand and process if you’re not fully aware of what’s happening to our world.
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2 months
Little bank fishing then MacDonalds like the old days. Finished off with 15 mile run. Good day.
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@_fox_is_me
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3 months
Apparently Lucy fucked around and found out that skunk wasn’t playin
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
16 came upstairs and said he and his friends are rearranging the basement, might hear hammering… k
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@_fox_is_me
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6 months
I’ve tried, multiple times to watch the original Road House. It is literally one of the worst films ever made, it’s embarrassingly horrible.. not even so bad it’s good, no, just pure mentally impaired trash. Ok I’m glad I got that off my chest.
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@_fox_is_me
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4 months
Finally warm but now everyone is out. I hate everyone so this is a problem.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
If she hides her farts from you she’s cheating on you. It’s science.
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@_fox_is_me
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1 month
Tell me more about it snail..
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Kris
3 months
Sentimental tonight. If you’re a struggling parent there’s always the 4/5 candy and microwave popcorn. If you’re lucky you can watch a movie too. I remember being broke af but still a king to my young sons because we had snacks, a movie and lots of love.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
@mefeater @lizzo @sza No one is lifting either of them
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3 months
Tonight’s run..new friend
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
10 months
Tonight’s run.. Halloween or somethin 🎃☃️
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@_fox_is_me
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5 months
Run today- 16 miles. These guys weren’t impressed.
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2 months
Tonight’s run.. enjoy today nothing lasts.
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3 months
Happy birthday to the sweetest funniest boy I’ve ever known… also got a bit of his dad’s saltiness in him. Keep being you Q
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@_fox_is_me
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4 months
Tonight’s run. A beginning and an end.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
You can’t make me like women’s sports, including mens soccer so stop trying.
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
11 months
Who the hell gave all these people permission to show up at my public park smh
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@_fox_is_me
Kris
2 years
Some times I’d like to interact more here, then I remember I hate most of you.
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8 months
If you haven’t spent hours kicking frozen chunks of ice for entertainment, we can’t be friends.
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2 years
@KILLTOPARTY Dude has a hair blower.
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2 years
So women can be disgusting chewed up pieces of whale blubber here and still have simps?? I don’t wanna hear about female inequality ever again.
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28 days
Tonight’s run.
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8 months
Do you even snore if your ex doesn’t hear it?
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
@HorsemenPod All kidding aside I think Rees showed potential here, as a coach you need to know how to coach each player individually. Some players need a pat on the back and others need a kick in the ass. It seemed to work.
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7 months
Goals
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1 year
Easy is never good, you trick yourself into thinking it’s the way but it’s not, you lie to yourself and before you know it life has passed.
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8 months
Tonight’s run.
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@_fox_is_me
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2 years
Dip? I didn’t see any dip, sorry.
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1 year
The west side of Michigan was shut down the last 24 hrs.. these MEN are absolutely killing it working nonstop to restore power. Respect
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3 months
12 months and it’s all over for us. I remember the years of coaching.. the practices I wasn’t looking forward to, the travel, the minor inconveniences. Oh and the parents 😒.. thing is I’d give just about anything to go back and do it all again.
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9 months
@FischerKing64 I remember when npr was an informative source for information, I started listening in the late 90’s and you noticed a slight left bias and took it with a grain of salt. Now it’s pure communist propaganda, truly sad.
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1 year
I pee with the seat down then I put it up. Idc
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2 years
@HorsemenPod There’s nothing wrong with it at all, except who it’s coming from. How ironic
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7 months
Tonight’s run.. 🦌 🦊
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6 months
@def_Not_Snail I would order two fast food meals, different ones so they would think I was ordering for two (like they would care) 😂
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11 months
Tonight’s run.. 🧹
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