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5'4 | MPSN | feminist | weird & slightly unhinged | lover of dad jokes & one dark skinned man | lover of music, art, ice-cream, caprisonne & cold grapes
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....from them
You hear some pastors talk and just know their wives have never had an orgasm.
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My brother came to my house, ate my food and then made a WhatsApp post.
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@youngjarga_
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Well, this is slay to them.
Let them enjoy their lives with what they have.
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For someone I've never had any conversation about "feminism" with and who got my number illegally
Ladies reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a man.
But some people consider petty.
I’ll start- one time a Man called me and I was sorting out laundry to give my guy who washes for me.
He said: you mean you don’t wash clothes?
I never spoke to him again please
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Loosing guard on my emotions tonight 😂;
The best part of my induction into the pharmacy profession was seeing my mum at the end of the hall with tears of joy streaming down her face
Like I was almost crying myself
Mama we did it and that day was just the start 😉❤❤
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Next year, I promise to take myself out more.
Get myself new nice things.
Stop being stingy with spending on myself.
All these not at the expense of my savings.
So help me God.
Amen. 💛
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In 2018,
Sis got a scholarship
Bro got hypnotized and
#197500
was carted away with. I'm happy he was not kidnapped.
Bro gained admission into the university.
Elder Sis launched her business.
I started my internship as a pharmacist.
Parents are alive.
I'm grateful Lord 🙌🏿.
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Brymo playing in the background. Blunt. A glass of sweet red or white wine. A dark skinned man.
Blisssssssss.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
I wish it's this easy to "drop" the sad life though but I get sha.
No one really wants to be around anyone who is permanently draining. Not even therapists.
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@CHIZY_N
@ani_nomso
"I go bless you after"
Meaning it doesn't have to be transactional in the "transactional" way.
The same way you take care of your guy or girl not because he or she is making demands but because you want to.
When it's transactional, it means you're obligated.
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I gained my parents respect when they heard I was representing my school for the cowbellpedia 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't get to the finals though but till date they believe they have an intelligent daughter ☺️.
It is encouraging to see the Parents of these kids stating how they support them through their quest to emerge champions. The place of parental support in a Child’s life cannot be underestimated.
#Cowbellpedia
#CowbellAndMathAt20
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Broken marriages fuck up children more than we think.
Please if you're going to be marrying anyone, do it because you've thought about your forever with the person and it was a pleasant dream
Marry with the mindset of living together for the rest of your life.
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Please I need a job for my friend preferably in Lagos or Ibadan.
He is a graduate of Economics.
A member of ICAN and
A member of the Association of Accounting Technicians Scheme, West Africa.
He is very hardworking,diligent and reliable.
His CV is available on request.
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Trying to get, force, or convince someone to smoke or drink more than they normally would with the hope that they'll lay down their guards and get down with you is also a form of coercion and you're a bloody bastard if you do this.
I hope the bastard in question sees this.
“The girl come my place but she talk say she no wan do anything. After she don drink alcohol, come see how she dey shout when I dey give am from back.” - that’s rape because a drunk person cannot give consent.
“She said she didn’t want to have sex but I eventually convinced
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Quick facts about Postinor 2 you might be totally oblivious about.
1. Postinor-2 is an emergency contraceptive also known as “The Morning After Pill”.
2. It is not meant to be used as a regular method of contraception.
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So this one just accused me as usual of not keeping in touch with him 🙍
Guy, me keeping in touch with you, chatting you up and checking up on you would only result in either of us catching feelings
Are we ready for that? 😒
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So this fine customer of mine told me today at the pharmacy that he's single and not married without me asking him any question.
Y'all, I was right. I'm getting married next year 😁.
Dress and color code will be forwarded to everyone who matters very soon 😊.
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Yo!!!
I don't know who needs to hear this but I'm no longer an intern Pharmacist 😌☺️🧡❤️
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@SubDeliveryZone
I hate people who can't clean their own mess but expect others to do their chores for them cz it's a test.
As far as you're not ill, you should be able to do your chores. If you can't, get a cleaner.
If I help you, it's because I want to and not because I'm obligated to.
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@SubDeliveryZone
@i_amsochi
Did she disappear because she of her tribe or she ghosted because she realized the futility of dealing with a family with tribalistic stereotypes?
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I'm at a medical outreach where a pharmacist just finished educating adults (>50 years) on diabetes.
At the end, he told them to ask him questions.
Everyone kept mute.
Only for him to say he'll ask them questions if no one asks him anything.
Comman see questions 🤣🤣🤣
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I think I've gotten to that point in life in which I will tell you straight up if I like you.
The worst you can do is tell me the feeling is not mutual.
The worst you can tell me is "no" and really, it doesn't sound that bad.
It's way better than a forced energy 🌑
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Back🫢
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5 secs +1
Quote with that your 5secs video, Don’t air me please😭🥹
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The best part about my day was my man surprising me by showing up at my place even though we don't stay in the same state 🤭🥹🥰.
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Just received a call from my mum
Her: Is everything okay with u?
Me: Yes mum. I just have slight headache
Her: Pharmacist 😒. Have u used paracetamol?
Me: Yes mum
Her: Ilerioluwa!!! You've not stopped telling lies🙆
😂😩😩That woman knows me so well.
Drugs are bitter 😩😒
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So there's this guy I have a crush on in church
Just small crush o
His friend just collected my number few minutes ago
That's not the sad part
The sad part was that just as I was returning his phone back to him, my crush showed up 😭😭😭
I've lost my appetite😓
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So laboratories now manage anxiety patients
Wow
Up to the point of prescribing Lexotan
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@ogheneyxle
See, men would only be free the moment they learn to detach themselves from supposed societal standards and norms.
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@SubDeliveryZone
@damz__
@SlimDokita
As impolite as it looks like,
1. The guy was either telling you his intentions which to me is better than dangling a relationship in your front or
2. That reply was pure sarcasm
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My cousin needs a job.
He has a Bachelor of Science degree in Business Administration and he's also a member of the Chartered institute of personnel management.
His career interest is in Human resources management and Administration.
Kindly help me retweet.
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So a 16 year old girl (based on her look) walked into the pharmacy two days ago to complain about the generally termed toilet infection.
While asking her questions (SOAP) I got to know she is actually 13 years and she's in SS 1)
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Update!!!
Came back today. I wrote him a prescription. He looked at it nd said my writing wasn't really fine so I gave him a pen nd a paper to write something.
Man wrote his name nd asked me if I'm also interested in having his number.
Who sells asoebi on the timeline 😂😂😂?
Just finished attending to this fine ass man.
Neatly dressed
Hair well kept
Uses glasses
Smelled nice
Captivating smile
I was smiling all through like a fool 🤦🏿♂️😭😂😂
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My workmate actually took out time to reply this binomo agent😭😂😂
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@alexlobaloba
Nha. Not at all. I love fending for myself same way i love working. Doesn't mean I don't mind my man splurging on me once in a while as far as he can afford it.
It's a relationship. Supposed to be symbiotic not parasitic.
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So I told this babe that her man (who is my friend) is cheating on her and she asked me to mind my business.
Wow.
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Twitter people are crazy 🤦🏿♂️
He now has a brother and a father.
His greatgrandfather will soon send messages from heaven telling us Asiwaju is not with them
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1. Don’t put too much pressure on him. It makes him scared.
2. Be good to him. Nigga has gone through a lot already.
3. Don't nag!!!
4. I can get him back any day I want tho 😂 😂😎
What advise would you give the person presently dating your EX?
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Once again, I can only think of the havoc that would be caused 🤧
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Just finished attending to this fine ass man.
Neatly dressed
Hair well kept
Uses glasses
Smelled nice
Captivating smile
I was smiling all through like a fool 🤦🏿♂️😭😂😂
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@PRINCE_VIIII
Wait what 😐
Have you tasted Kelloggs cornflakes? That thing tastes like rubber when you add milk to the flakes. It's only ideal for chewing raw
Don't come at Nasco
Please dear😐
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@SubDeliveryZone
@isoemi_
@The_OllieMead
Buh wait, what has cheap wigs gotten to do with Shim😐
All this people who come to the timeline to wash their dirty linen sef😓
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I've sent "I've missed you" messages to at least 5 men today alone🤦🏿♂️.
This rain will just be confusing somebody there😞.
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@trending_medic
I'm not certain anyone would.
Would it make me uncomfortable? Absolutely.
Would I throw a tantrum in her presence? Absolutely not. Might have a conversation with my man about how I feel though.
Would I allow my mom do same whenever my bro brings a woman home? Absolutely not.
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To my single male followers, read through this thread and be blessed.
Go ye into the world and explore 🖤🖤🖤
Let’s be factual. Majority of Nigerian women are not right for you.
Try dating a girl who isn’t from Nigeria. And you’d realize Nigerian men go through a lot.
Before you ppl crucify me. I said “Majority “ so if you are mad at this tweet. You are part of them. ✌🏽
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Once I like you, I start thinking of ways to spoil you 🤦🏿♂️.
It's most times not something expensive.
The problem is "liking you". I don't like people easily 🤦🏿♂️
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My brother got threatened and about 3 different shots were made close to his eyes (enough to require a next day refraction with an optometrist) less than a month ago.
I made a post and I tagged you and till date, nothing has been done.
Unfortunate and avoidable incident that was. The ASP that shot and two others with him have since been taken into custody. They are to be moved to the SCID for further investigation.
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