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You know when people are arguing whether the answer is +2 or -2, but you got 72.5cm? 😭😭
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All the degrees my mum has bagged in this house, na all of us get am, including this PhD she started.
One child will download materials, another one will do outline, one will edit, one will make PowerPoint slide. Popsy go dey review thesis.
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My classmate in secondary school was that bad child they warn you about. Smoking and drinking in school in Jss 2-3.
He's now a pilot in the US and owns his own plane/company.
Emi overall best longitude, latitude, and attitude. But mi o ti ni bearing.
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Dr T.A Adekunle (MBBS, Ibadan).
I stop thinking of home when I remember m still in 100L first semester with 6 hectic years to go..
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You know that classmate that teaches better than your lecturers? This man right here is the reason many of us survived medical school. He was so selfless and sacrificial. His teachings, notes, mnemonics, words of advice and prayers 💙💙.
Only God can reward Dr Obere Chucks.
Reintroducing officially, Dr. Chucks Marvellous OBERE (MB;BS Ibadan). Oluwa ni agbara ęmi mi 💯✅ 👉 Oluwa lo ni Glory, awa la ni Blessing 💯
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1. Wrote our surname on my mum's car with a nail. Even worse, I misspelt it. (For the longest time, I didn't know which came first - the L or the N).
Imagine driving around in "The Adekulne's car" and trying not to explain that not only is your son an àpà, he's also an olodo 😭
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ADHD is fast replacing OCD as the next Psychiatry buzzword.
These are illnesses that have diagnostic criteria fgs.
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About 30 years ago, a doctor in UCH demeaned my mum as a nursing student. So, she told herself her child will someday graduate as a doctor from UCH. She only told me this story after final results were released.
Today was a dream come true for her. Better still, her birthday too.
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My consultant (examining this little girl): can you take off your shirt for me? The only reason I have asked your to take it off is because your mother is here. Don't answer anyone that tells you/tries to if your parents aren't there.
I think that was a nice teaching moment.
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The US 4x400m team that had Michael Johnson was stripped of the Sydney 2000 Olympic gold medal because Antonio Pettigrew confessed that he doped during the competition. The Nigerian team was eventually awarded the gold medal.
Do you understand his bitterness now?
I don’t believe 100h times are correct. World record broken by .08! 12 PBs set. 5 National records set. And Cindy Sember quote after her PB/NR “I throughly I was running slow!” All athletes looked shocked.
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We've lost the plot as a country if we think this UTME mass failure is the fault of a mostly teenage age-group or their decisions.
Their generation is the biggest victim of an ailing system, and we, the agbayas, are not even paying them enough attention.
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"Doctor, please i need your number".
Me: the only number I give out is my account number.
Since i started giving this response over 6 months ago, the conversation mostly ends there.
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Today, I was officially inducted into the Medical Profession.
I was also awarded the Emeritus Professor O.O Akinkugbe Leadership Award.
"Dr T.A Adekunle (MBBS, Ibadan) will see you now"
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Final MB Viva
Examiner: So why do you want this MBBS?
Me: emi lo kan
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Started a Bsc program at 43/44 years (oldest in her class). Graduated top of her class (CGPA- 4.2/5 or so).
Finished masters at 51.
Y’all, please tell the class the times your mother has done things (not related to being a mother) that stood out to you.
I’m really tired of the fuckass cooking conversations.
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If you are a medical doctor/healthcare professional in Ibadan and you can help, please they need help at
- J-Rapha hospital
- UCH A&E
- Adeyi Avenue, Bodija
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UI student mumbling through the school anthem until
"FOR A MIND THAT KNOWS, IZZA MIINNNDDDD THAT'S FREEEE"
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Pathology lecturer: you can appreciate the inflammatory cells beneath the hyperpigmentated layer of keratin. And reMEMber the the collagen fibres along ...
Me:
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This past year was fraught with many losses, but I have surprisingly been at my happiest. The courage to get up, the will to invest more in people, love more openly, and treasure the people and things that make me happy.
Happy birthday, Adeolu.
This new year is a big deal🚀🚀
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Saw my mum giving her chicken àgbo this morning.
Àgbo, as in herbal concoction.
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"I am xyz, a part of the team managing you"
"My name is xyz, i am under Dr abc, your consultant"
Dont start clerking by clerking
-Have you eaten?
-Do u feel better?
-Have you heard from your children?
-Are there any problems?
Poise matters. Don't carry book & biro like Van Gaal
"Good evening, Sir. I am a medical student and I would like to...."
Patient:
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She knows no limitations to her dreams. Baba nla go-getter ni iya yen
Bagged another degree at 48, oldest in her class but top of the class (missed first class narrowly)
Bagged masters degree at 51 (Ph.D grade)
Happy birthday Mother 💙
Thank you for how much you inspire me.
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Life is a hundred times easier with you.
Happy birthday, my baby ❤
Here's to big dreams and big wins 🥂
I love you, Oyinkansolami.
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Lasisi was funny when he was doing "May I, Can I?", but all of a sudden "derogatory and insulting" when it is the turn of your profession?
E be your own people😂😂
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TGIF 💐
"I am not the doctor on call, I'm the his friend"
"I'm not the doctor on call, I'm the nurse on afternoon shift,"
"I'm not the doctor on call, I am the patient that is going to frustrate him."
Me with tears: I am the doctor on call😭
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Lmao
My sister just almost drove us into a ditch and Ed Sheeran came up on the radio like "when your legs don't work like they used to before"💀
Alaye, will you gedifok
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History taking sef go hard for doctors in future.
"Do you usually inject air under your skin like an ọ̀daràn?"
Something that is not in Falase 😭.
Abi how will someone be clerking "iatrogenic subcutaneous emphysema"
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She was also on stage with me to receive the Emeritus Professor O.O Akinkugbe Leadership award ❤
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This is a shamefully dishonest take.
We have gotten so used to [ergo celebrating] absurdities so much that we think we are better than others. Meanwhile, we reek of mediocrity.
Having to burn documents on a CD in the year of AI is definitely chaotic.
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For the 1948th time, University of Ilorin is not UI.
There can only be one UI in Nigeria. Ibadan got it already.
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That free concert Falz is having, we need to have the same to target the older population. Bring KSA, Lagbaja and Ebenezer Obey back on stage.
To appeal to the non-formal sector workers, get Wasiu, Saheed Osupa, K1 the Ultimate.
Look for their equivalents in the North and East.
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I in no way mean to distract people from the fact that these illnesses exist and could be common. But reducing it to just a trendy/fashionable label anybody can throw around trivialise the plight of those who really have those conditions or have to be their caregivers.
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Housejob is really ending in less than 7 weeks? Wildly frightening and oddly exciting at the same time.
But where is the 1m naira I was meant to save during the HJ? 🤔😂
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The relationship between UI and UI students tho 😂
No matter how much they diss the school, the love and pride are still there , somehow somehow
They would most likely not pick another public university if they had the chance.
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Hi.
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Here's to your beauty that perfects every frame,
Your courage that makes mountains look like pebbles
And to a lifetime of peaceful sunrises & sunsets with you
Happy birthday, babe
I pray you always find happiness & favour on every corridor
I love you so much,
@_Oyinkansolami_
❤️
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I was checking for pedal oedema in a prosthetic leg.
The embarrassment consumed me.
But damn, the prosthesis was too real.
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03-01-24. I finshed housejob. Housejob did not finish me. I am immensely grateful for the experience.
Wish I had a curated audience on a medium so I can be gossiping about housejob.
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@Beingolimani
@aubreyojoshu
If you read my tweet slowly, you will realise it isnt talking about you who was properly diagnosed.
I'm just pointing out that ADHD not some fancy label/buzzword but an actual illness that has a diagnostic criteria.
Why are you pissed again?
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Called my consultant this morning that I forgot to give out the prescription he asked me to give a patient yesterday.
He said, "No problem. I sent it to the patient already. Yesterday was a busy day. You were very tired."
I felt seen. Lol
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ASUU strike is not a good conversation topic. I don't want to talk or think about it. Would rather talk about koalas and cherry pits.
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May my children never get to understand this frustration of being a Nigerian student.
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Ran into my Gen surg consultants on the corridor. And one randomly went "Adekunle you are too intelligent to leave this country o".
Intelligent, how? 😂
Yesterday, Paeds and O&G consos were debating whether or not I'd be staying back. Lol. Stay back and do what Auntie mi? 😭
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This is for all the times Law couldnt win Jaw War.
Congratulations folks 🎊
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"Where did you train?"
First of all, I am not a good representative of that school. I do not know how I found myself there or how I managed to survive. Just in case you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, it is not their fault. Okay? Ibadan. I trained in Ibadan.
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Dr A's Rate Card
"Quick question Doc" - 75k
"My roommate is complaining of ..." - 150k
"Why did you say we should stop doing Widal test?" - 50k
"What is the dosage of ..." - 50k
"Doc, I am not feeling fine" - 100k.
"I have malaria-typhoid" - 200k
My rate card and business phone number as at December 2023
- wetin i charge her 10k for?
- And which number send her the message?
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My reg saw my struggle trying to suture and cut sutures as a left-hander and said he couldn't imagine how difficult training was for left-handed surgeons.
Learning to tie sutures in med school was a mess. Had to look for lefthanded tie videos on YouTube
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The child has died and I guess we'd never find out if he'd had survived if he had had a more responsible father.
Nah, dis one pain me. Will probably cry some more this night.
And I pray the women around me marry kind men.
I've spent the last 5 hours running around on empty stomach for a 10-month old whose father would rather let die than spend or owe money.
I hate my job.
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Dear concerned bodies and personalities,
@NGRPresident
@MBuhari
@ProfOsinbajo
@NGRSenate
@femigbaja
@OvieOmoAgege
@SenChrisNgige
@BashirAhmaad
@nassnigeria
I should bring it to your notice that it has been 7 months (March 23, 2020) since the ASUU went on strike.
#EndASUUStrike
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“I don’t like amala”
Oya now me sef I don’t like You cus you’re not a good person and I can’t trust you with my belongings cus you’re a thief, work on your character.
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The other day I assisted a craniotomy, I almost started crying.
"Dr Adekunle, you are not stabilising this head well"
Oga, my leg is paining me 😭
Stood for almost 4 hours straight assisting today, I don’t envy surgeons at all
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Every now and then, I meet houseofficers I would never commit the lives of my loved ones into their hands even as consultants unless there is reasonable change. I sometimes tell them to their faces.
"Who is the doctor?"
"Dr Xyz"
"Hope I'm not on loudspeaker? Run for your life".
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I rant a lot ab[tt HJ but it is unusual for me to publicly talk about patients on twitter & even on WhatsApp (my status is restricted).
But I lost a patient this morning and it has gotten to me more than any other losses.
Background: Known HbSS and JW for a 2nd C/S.
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I've always said that I wonder what goes on in other facilities if UCH was the best (or one of).
Now that I'm in another facility, ladies and gentlemen, I don't think we know how much trouble we are in.
The fact that UCH is presumably one of the best Hospitals in this country scares me
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I stop thinking of home when I remember m still in 100L first semester with 6 hectic years to go..
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"Guy, you are into a lot of things. How do you cope with medical school"?
Me: Fest of all, thank you for having faith in me that I am coping. But, have you seen my scores?
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I dont know how old Jesus is but he still lives with his Father.
Aunt, no stress me
Dear 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999.
It's time to move out of your parents house.
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Greatest Nigerian Students,
It is another morning to tweet
#EndASUUStrike
.
Today, I'm going to be in the replies of members of HOR and NASS, govt parastatals and political office holders.
Dem fih wan block me shar 😂
But we are replacing "IFB" with
#EndASUUStrike
.
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@theartistkaiya
Yooo, be more active on here..
You are really greatttttt.
I hope you get bigger opportunities 🙏🙏
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Our house in Owo is less than 10 minutes from that catholic church. Many of my family members live there (I don't know if any other attends the church). Everything that is news to you becomes more amplified as reality when it hits close home. It is so sickening.
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Be like half the country's health system rests on the shoulders of Pre-NYSC and Locum doctors 😭.
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You people's favourite faculty president has been at home for nearly 150 days thanks to ASUU strike, but still breaks his back to campaign for APC.
Blind loyalty puzzles me.
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My mum: What do you want to become in the future?
Little bro: a soldier.
Mum: No oo. Choose another one.
Bro: a police man
Mum: Ah! No o
Bro: armed robber?
My mum blurted, "must you carry gun?!"
😭
My father is having a conversation with my 5year old cousin and it's cracking me up. My dad is trying to teach him about career paths..like medicine, law, military etc. and this kid blurted out that he wants to be a gateman 😭😂 see rebuking 😂
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@CFalonge
@feranmiolowo15
@SavvyRinu
Called him a mumu and doubted his result for something you are completely clueless about? Idiot lo poju lori twitter yii
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I hope this is a safe space?
Just found out the capital of Australia is Canberra. Not Sydney.
It is also not Melbourne.
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Beginning to think "Of the greatest GBA GBA" started because our schools are always locked and we have to bang the gates.
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Not a VC and Dean of Students threatening a victim of police brutality on the sick bed with gunshot wound from a peaceful protest.
Shey you people are normal like this?
#EndSARS
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MTN, you will ask for water, you will be given meconium-stained liquor
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If you are the "Lexus guy" that visits a girl at CMF, abeg move on.
The things I overheard ehn 😭
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😂😂😂
I dont understand the golden nuggets and pseudo-deep takes everyone is having. Kosi moral lesson kankan. This is just banter material. If you like, gift your child a pack of cigarettes on their 5th birthday, na you sabi.
Muted that tweet when it had less than 50 RTs tori mi o like stress.
But why everybody dey act deep? 😂😂
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Abi I should publish a book containing my poems, stories and essays that did not do well in competitions but were pretty good and title it "A Book of Neglected Entries"?
🤔🤔
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Oops! best speaker
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These streets have seen campaigns against Rape, against SARS, call for Buhari's resignation, Ganduje was dragged and may other worthy causes that people have put in similar energies.
And, working for your money doesn't mean you can flout laws.
His head like dirty mopping sick
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"You cannot wish this country well and not vote someone you believe in"
-PYO
Na why I dey vote Peter Obi.
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Be like I have to go and organise special summit in my secondary school to discourage those that want to study medicine or any health-related course.
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Now that ASUU has suspended the strike, do you still remember Virchow's triad or I should mind my business.
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Lmao. I dont deserve this woman.
Opened up to her last night on how I was disturbed and depressed about how my writing has been for a while now. She just had the perfect words to say and helped. This morning, I had a Udemy course gift on creative writing waiting in mail.
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Ati LMS o, ati RMS o
10k technology fee pelu moodle.
Las las, most departments will run this semester on vibe, inshallah and What's app VNs.
Better go and buy good earpiece and curate course play lists. For example, Soc 203: The EP
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So, I was sick over the weekend and had to leave school in a hurry.
Got back and my roommate had straightened up my corner, laid my bed, and ironed my scrubs and ward coat when the gen was on (UCH's light is faulty).
Could almost shed a tear.
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Moments before I humbly and formally declared my intention to run for the office of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
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It has only been 3 days, but I understand what they mean by "doctors don't have money".
I was not this poor as a medical student fgs 😭😭
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MB 3 ✅
Just one to go.
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