may classmate ako nung hs na lowkey same energy ng dalawang ‘to (see: allegedly pathological liar) tapos chika niya marunong siya mag-japanese…
me: ano ngang japanese ng “this is my car”?
her: uhh
me: ‘diba “otokoto”?
her: OO TAMA ‘YAN!
BE FUCKING FOR REAL 😩😩😩
mabuhay! i’m a filipino swiftie looking for a spanish, american, or a japanese swiftie that could score the eras tour tickets for me in singapore as a payback for colonizing our country and making our ancestors suffer. thank you! 🇪🇸🇺🇸🇯🇵
EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 🙋♀️ I can’t wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!
[📍GenWe]
Counselor: So nakailang sex ka na?
Me: Uhm... ano po eh...
C: Okay lang 'yan kung marami. Cute ka naman. (hawak sa balikat ko)
JUSQ SI KOYA FOCUS PO TAYO SA HIV SCREENING