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@misterrmama
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11 months
ballerinas of the bodywork company by tim walker, last was my home screen in 2017
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9 months
it's so impressive when a guy is normal
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@misterrmama
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8 months
sorry i tweeted that, i had hate in my heart
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3 months
what talking about engagement rings with your coworkers feels like
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@misterrmama
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8 months
from me, to you: 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
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6 months
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@misterrmama
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1 year
me when i wear my prada oxfords to data and privacy law
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@misterrmama
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12 days
pov you watch your attorney take a picture for twitter during your appointment
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1 month
how do you guys tolerate this dumbass
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@misterrmama
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9 months
friyayyyy who's with me
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@misterrmama
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5 months
tangling my limbs instead of finishing law school reading
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8 months
i need to have the biggest bow at the office holiday party for some reason
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1 month
you can just eat a hot dog in mexico if you want
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@misterrmama
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1 year
your unemployed friend at 3pm on a tuesday
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@misterrmama
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1 year
working at a law firm now
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@misterrmama
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21 days
listening to 1976 self-titled release by Дос-Мукасан and having feminine urges
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@misterrmama
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8 months
halfway done with law school as of today 🎂
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@misterrmama
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1 year
I haven't been drunk in 2 years
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@misterrmama
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1 year
sorry if this offends anyone
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@misterrmama
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10 months
in columbus ohio all by yourself kitten?
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@misterrmama
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1 year
hiiiii
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@misterrmama
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1 year
women be womenninggg
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@misterrmama
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1 year
had one drink last night and ended up at the Christian rock festival this morning. coincidence?
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@misterrmama
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2 months
kapow
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@misterrmama
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1 year
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@misterrmama
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10 months
happy tuesday oomfs tap in
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@misterrmama
marie
2 months
keep alive by weekends like these >>>>
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@misterrmama
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4 months
feeling bad bad, not good. the plan? post face and delete twitter forever
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@misterrmama
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3 months
🧚‍♀️💋
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@misterrmama
marie
7 months
mom says i used to look like the alyonka chocolate girl
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@misterrmama
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4 months
which supplements for when you're feeling pathetic and getting stupider by the day
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@misterrmama
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11 months
what being a girl does to a mf
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@misterrmama
marie
1 year
gm, gn
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@misterrmama
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10 months
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@misterrmama
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4 months
not pictured: the series of great ironies mocking me
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@misterrmama
marie
1 year
larping as a phd student at bf's office today
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2 months
save me discordant jazz playing in the car
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@misterrmama
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6 months
happy monyay what's everyone reading up on
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1 year
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@misterrmama
marie
8 months
we are twitter is a dating app truthers❤️‍🔥 i think that's the first pic we had together :*
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@misterrmama
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4 years
"congratulations on the boyfriend" (you guys to me)
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@misterrmama
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1 year
overflowing with good
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@misterrmama
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9 months
happy froomfsday how yall doing
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@misterrmama
marie
3 months
he said "you're kinda like a mama" yesterday so
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1 year
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@misterrmama
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6 months
you at 25 years and 10 days?
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2 months
mama made my skirt
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@misterrmama
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6 months
huge day for girls who have birthdays today
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@misterrmama
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10 months
anyone else feeling off-putting af today?
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8 months
sometimes listening to music that sounds like 𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆 feels so fire
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1 year
ive decided to quit being a Virgin and start smoking cigarettes
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1 year
spring break foreva......
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@misterrmama
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3 months
this is the ideal attorney body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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2 years
would you hire her be honest
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3 months
what shoes are the handsome boys in your life wearing (handsome boys may answer as well)
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@misterrmama
marie
2 years
DM'd him 2 years ago today. everyone say happy dm-iversary
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@misterrmama
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11 months
if you even gaf
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@misterrmama
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4 months
letting go letting god tbh
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@misterrmama
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1 year
gm it's almost the freaking weekend
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1 year
attention new prada trainers
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2 months
this the type of shit i be on
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@misterrmama
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7 months
С Новым Годом, С Новым Счастьем 🦢
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@misterrmama
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8 months
sorry sweetie not now mommy is throwing a tantrum
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7 months
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1 month
🐚🦚🫧🩷
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@misterrmama
marie
4 years
this isn't democrats vs. republicans lmao it's people who will be fine no matter which party wins vs those that will only survive if bernie wins
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1 year
vibe check: are we back or is it so over
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1 year
it's friday for me mfs
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7 months
@nayjay39 this is columbus culture
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10 days
post grad job offer secured can we get a lfg in the chat 🪇🎉💋🪩🐚🐒
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1 year
me today + last night's bev
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2 years
jan 6 but all pretty girls
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7 months
having covid in your childhood bedroom rocks when the only thing you can stomach is russian deli meat
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marie
1 year
i have "The Blues"
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1 year
lunch break happenings
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5 months
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5 months
i love my hometown so much it's so beautiful, to me (andrew borowiec, 2024/2009/2024)
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1 year
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8 months
made oyster candles to match my beloved martini lighter (vase by @snoutwife ‼️‼️)
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1 year
70° and listening to arcade fire sprawl II
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2 years
almost out the door before finding out class got cancelled
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1 year
my mom at 24 getting married for the 2nd time
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6 months
could you love a girl who's 25 and spent her night with cherished friends
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1 month
gm🌞
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@misterrmama
marie
4 years
today's girl boss hermione granger move is taking super pac money after you swore not to
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8 months
slightly off-putting vibe today angel?
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8 months
could u love a girl that's not fun to be around
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5 months
doesn't look like me
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1 year
wearing an outfit that I would have picked out in 5th grade. we're back?
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1 year
they invented having a beautiful day for women
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6 months
your attorney enters the courtroom after rolling around on the ground wdyd
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8 months
how it feels wearing cunty fur in your hometown
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1 year
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1 year
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8 months
does anyone know how to feel like this again
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10 months
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1 year
really taken by the alien looking discs on top of the pink building
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1 year
is this headband that i got in middle school giving "middle school" or is it cute quickly
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1 year
the origin of spring (or the necessary death in the middle of the day) 🫠
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1 year
you should be able to tweet on goodreads
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3 months
doing this in columbus ohio tonight
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