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@_chenwach
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law of attraction.
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@_chenwach
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2 years
Why are they called Basmati Babes and not Pishawrry? 👀
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The year is 2025. I live in a beautiful apartment with a beautiful view. I have stability in all areas of my life. I am happy.
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@_chenwach
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2 months
Sometimes I am so glad this man acted up and moved funny because the way I was this close to importing a very expensive customized stethoscope??? Simps tunaonanga dust walai.
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@_chenwach
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2 years
watu wanadhani unawalenga kumbe you're fighting for your life ei. 💔
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@_chenwach
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7 months
i love being dark skinned so much. 😍
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10 months
Me at that Christina Shusho concert 😭
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@_chenwach
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2 years
loya mzima unanitext, "am good." ai jameni
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@_chenwach
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2 years
modern family is better than the office.
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3 years
I want out of this country next year. Manifesting. 🕯️
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@_chenwach
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10 months
Anyway if I came from old money/ i was a politician's kid y'all would never know I existed. I would be gallivanting around the world with your taxes, with no single ounce of remorse.
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@_chenwach
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3 years
A small but honest win 🥺
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2 years
@WonderJunkieCC @stanzipotenza "wouldn't that be considered theft from the company?"
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@_chenwach
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2 years
ah ! I love my job 😂😂 kwanza time watu wako ward rounds pale knh. medics are so extra lmao
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2 years
mapenzi nayo ikikataa tunaenda kusoma na kupractice medicine majuu.
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@_chenwach
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2 years
"we'll see what we can do, but first let me talk to Daktari." "Daktari and i would absolutely love to attend your fundraiser." "this is a very brilliant idea! let me run it by Daktari first we'll get back to you."
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2 years
If you could marry someone of a specific profession, which would you choose?
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@peterneil62 @MoriahMurrayDO @ElyKreimendahl now we need an update on 14th Feb pls
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@_chenwach
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2 years
last inauguration i was a broke ass watching it from my parents' house. this inauguration i'm watching it from my office. next one will be in my office outside the country. Inshallah 🕯️🕯️
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@_chenwach
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4 months
this is absolutely the WORST thing I have seen today wtf 💀
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@_chenwach
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2 years
Eh dating a doctor is not for the faint-hearted. Anaitwa mid-stroke buana 😂
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2 years
@itsKARY_ the internet was in shambles this day
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@_chenwach
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11 months
watu wa kanisa 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@_chenwach
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2 years
umaskini ndio inanifanya niende locum on a sunday? ipo siku. 🥺
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@_chenwach
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1 year
@bolaagbaje @AmiaBrave stop arguing with your sister. i am pretty sure she knows what she's saying.
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@_chenwach
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2 years
this thread
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When there’s a Black presenter for a category with a Black nominee, you can tell by their face RIGHT when they open that envelope if we won LMAO #GoldenGlobes
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@_chenwach
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9 months
Rest in peace, Zahara. Thank you for sharing your beautiful gift with the world.
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@_chenwach
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2 months
Na nijikute nikidate daktari lmao
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@_chenwach
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20 days
Multiple job offers with fat paychecks and better benefits, and another upcoming interview??? August please, you have been far too kind with me. I used to pray for times like this 😭❤️
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1 year
@mihletshemese he talks her through it. 🥺
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2 years
@JoyMboya_KE @muchirrii it's their responsibility!!
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5 months
oh and i freaking did !! i start in May.
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i really pray that i get to impress these people. 🥺
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@_chenwach
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1 year
by the end of this year, my career will have taken an insanely positive trajectory. i am going to be strategically positioned at the right time and the right place, meeting the right people who will propel me forward. i am putting it out there. 🕯️
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2 years
there's nothing wrong with being accomplished in your career and being a submissive wife at the same time. your comment screams bitterness because you feel the need to belittle a woman who derives joy in cooking for her husband; and for what reason exactly??
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#JusticeforRex & All Police Brutality Victims
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@MRSMuruguK @MKMurugu So why do we need to know about your sad domestic situation?
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4 years
Nobody: Every last brain cell of mine whenever I open a book:
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The year is 2026. I just got my first car. Sharing this beautiful life I have created for myself with someone wholesome and deserving. ❤️
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@KennethAmbet 😂😂😂 walikuwa wamekuona kama threat aisee
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@_chenwach
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3 years
@kharioki I feel like it would have been a hit tweet had you said "Qwenu" instead 😆
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@_chenwach
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1 year
i can never get over how God opens these doors for me. right when i was about to lose hope, i just got accepted to further my studies and specialize. 😭 my teaching dreams are about to become a reality. 😭❤️
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@_chenwach
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@Ma3Route @ntvkenya @NPSOfficial_KE @nyamwayagabu if i ever come across an abandoned baby i am taking them with me. babies deserve to grow up surrounded by love. they are innocent.
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@_chenwach
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2 years
Nerds have hilarious lingo when flirting. Now why would you say you're interested in my T4 and S4 dermatomes ?? 😂😂
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2 years
swimming pools - kendrick lamar
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Powdered latex gloves are the absolute ghetto. Nakaa ni kama niko posho mill bana,
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2 years
despite recent happenings, i am living right in the middle of an answered prayer and that alone outweighs all else. it's the simple things.
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@Otis_112 these are the shoes you wear when standing on business 😂
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11 months
can't relate to this thread. i have been blessed to meet kind and well-mannered people.
@SamkeloS___
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Worst date you’ve been to?
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@luhaenten half whimsical, half melancholic.
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11 months
@LauraKaindi sisi tulikuwa tumechill nikashtukia nimeambiwa, "i want us to be exclusive" nikajiuliza namna gani huku 😂
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@_chenwach
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3 years
I am actively looking for locums in x-ray, sonography and CT. I do decent work, write decent reports and I pride myself with having good work ethic. Kindly retweet. My prospective employer (s) is definitely on your timeline.
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@_chenwach
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3 years
Alhamdullilah the class I represented all through college has reported a 100% pass! We are graduating all of us! 2022 iendelee na hiyo tempo 😀
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@_chenwach
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For context, this is @Ch3roh She is 5'4 yet I make her look like a giant 😂😭
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I am as short as Simone Biles 😭😭 anyone who knows me can attest to it.
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3 years
@ombachi13 Imagine being compared to kamande aah😂😂😂
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@_chenwach
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2 years
i just remembered this one time i was doing an obstetrics scan and the mother to be asked how soon she could start ANC. tell me why i said "mapema ndio best"?
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@_chenwach
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4 years
@izkctm @antonymurithi4 @hvmsternotnice @_Mohkay @kijanawamtaani As women let's normalize shooting our shots😍😍
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@_chenwach
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2 years
wauzz men have nice husky voices out here. someone has just called me for the very first time to inquire about something and i almost fell off my seat. anyway i got to stay professional.
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2 years
2 likes i recreate 😂
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@solnahj @TheMaxyNe @TheeBratney I need the full video pls
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@_chenwach
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2 years
Can't wait to land a testicular ultrasound presentation so that I can conclude with "In a nutshell..." Ba dam tsssss
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1 year
chronicles of a locumer: so jana was my first day, and the management was so receptive. so i am told that my first client is the wife of the hospital's general manager. sema kupanic but ofc i maintained my calm na venye my client service voice inakuanga imeenda group of schools..
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@_chenwach
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@JayAndreas___ y'all are plain disrespectful
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i type in all small caps because i hate capitalism.
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2 years
there are very good and genuine people on this app. if you are moving with a pure heart and genuine intentions, you will find your tribe and vice versa.
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Unpopular KOT opinion that would get you in this position?
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@salimishmael_ 😂😂😂 germs are only found in germany
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@_chenwach
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2 years
Happy 24th birthday sis! To more love, success and open doors :)
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2 years
If you add sugar to your mala you might as well just block me.
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@_ericwere unethical where ? do you see any patient/institution identifiers ? usinisumbue bana
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2 years
No. 1 rule in radiology. Start with normal, then go to abnormal. I mean.... you can't tell what's wrong if you don't know what's right in the first place, love. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@majau_k if my kid doesn't come out this hilarious i am giving them back 😂😂
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2 years
hear me out..... sweet potatoes and kamande.
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mnasuspend kama nani?? this thing left your hands the moment you all decided to throw the interns under the bus.
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@Negonyitot Mbaya sana. I needed my surgeon to shine pale ward rounds. 😂
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My first Radiopaedia case got published! 😊
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@_chenwach
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3 years
My TL is full of good news and big wins. Things I love to see. I am very happy for everyone who is graduating. Y'all deserve all the flowers! ❤️
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Hakuna mtu anataka kuinvest 100k in this black queen twende shule ya cardiac imaging? I'll hustle for the other half. 😭 I promise mimi ni chopi.
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i'm looking for something like this. idk what they are called but nadai. kindly retweet nipate plug.
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them: wyd after work? me:
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@_chenwach
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2 years
I spend hours reading newspapers, filling out all their crosswords and sudoku. i have an arsenal of the most random facts. i could literally never lack anything to say in a conversation. most days i am on a studious streak. walk into my office and the first thing you see.... 1/2
@_brilliantbeeh
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What's the nerdiest thing about you? This is a safe nerdy space. 😊
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@Imonaar why are they so bitter? 😂
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2 years
2 likes I recreate
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Weee mamaaa mwananguuu weeeeere
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Me? I will always pay for convenience as long as I can afford it. No glory in slaving. 😌 ....and before mnikujie, I am a first daughter in an African home so I damn well know what I am saying.
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@_chenwach
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any app is a dating app if you use it well enough.
@duolingo
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how it started 🦉 how it's going 💒
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@_chenwach
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1 year
hey mnipatie locum shifts za usiku nipate school fees pls. najitumanga sana bana. 🙏🏾
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@_chenwach
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2 years
I have shot a very bold career shot. If it goes through the trajectory of my entire career could shift for the better. We pray and wait.
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did you know that the best time to go for your first pregnancy scan is between 18-22 weeks? it is during this time that fetal anomalies are easily detected.
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Unafaa kuhama kwenyu at what age?
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i just picked my graduation gown y'all. 😭😭❤️
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utachukua tweets zangu seriously uumie bure. i am here for giggles. 😂
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@lie_skin Uliamua kushuka na wote. Love to see it!!
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@_chenwach
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1 year
the writer. //. the writing.
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@JazzAsiroh
Ugali Sorceress 🧙🏾
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The Writer. // The Writing
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2 years
@_ash_m_xx there's always that one person lol
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@_chenwach
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2 years
mtu akinitumia maua from this specific twitter handle nitafurahi sana. she has the most beautiful bouquets. 🥹❤️
@Raiin_ke
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Available today - Golden Peony 💛 Ksh. 2,000 DM || +254700779590
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yaani this government has successfully turned the most apolitical person you know into an activist. ei.
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@_chenwach
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3 years
It's sad to see children born with congenital defects that could have been prevented. I hope to one day be able to create a platform with the help of fellow medics in the relevant fields to spread awareness on the importance of regular obstetric scans to aid in early diagnosis.
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@_chenwach
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-finished school and landed a job before graduating -graduated a week ago -moved out of town to start an adventure-filled life -became more in-tune with how passionate i am as a person and embraced my feelings. -met an amazing person. excited to see what the future holds for us.
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What’s your biggest W of 2022? Don’t be humble
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@_chenwach
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4 years
Just finished cooking fish and ugali kubwa. Now let me roll one and light it up as I pay tribute to Owang' Sino
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@lie_skin You have been on fire lately aii 😂😂
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