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@_ansar_a
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4 years
discourse gf “fair enough” bf
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babe are you okay? you’ve barely mentioned how hard it is to be the eldest daughter in an immigrant household
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3 years
the desi urge to say "aur sunao" during a long silence
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4 years
my dadi got the vaccine and keeps calling it the “faiza” vaccine 😭♥️
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
arranged marriages are scary what if she has self-respect and won’t act like an unpaid slave for me :-( what if she doesn’t heat up my chicken tendies and change my diapees the way mama does :( so scared of arranged mawwij guyzzzz :(((
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@_ansar_a
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4 years
imagine falling in love with someone and finding out their favorite book is “the subtle art of not giving a f**k” lmao
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spending valentines day with my favorite person... myself ♥️
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2 years
the woman crying and begging for her family’s safety and the man being horny for his own name is somehow a weirdly accurate analogy for pakistani men and women
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phone sex in paki dramas. 💀
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serial killer documentaries be like “he was an extremely charming man”
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reminder to be kind to the lead actress of ms. marvel even if u dont like it. she is a kid. this is her first gig. it’s a huge role for a fellow pakistani even if u don’t specifically feel represented so don’t send her hate
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
the paternal urge to reply "ok"
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@_ansar_a
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4 years
a “twitter wrapped” would be like your biggest mental breakdown was on 16th July when you tweeted 165 times in the span of 4 hours”
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pakistani men will go abroad and f**k anything that moves then break off their engagement cuz their fiancée held hands with someone in middle school
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@_ansar_a
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4 years
my sisters as soon as i get an IG sponsorship:
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
pakistani tiktok is crazy cuz someone will post a thirst-trap and the top comment is “like this if you love the prophet SAW 🥰”
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
my sister made cookies and i told her it was her best batch yet and she replied "did i ask for a man's opinion?" ...
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
idk how many more chalo khair hai’s i have left in me
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
my bank doesn’t allow netflix payment because its unislamic?? BRO WHAT IS THISSSS LMAOO i’m so done with life😭😭😭😭
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@_ansar_a
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4 years
kid cudi must be muslim the way his hums do a lot 😹
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
can’t get over this being my most liked letterboxd review
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
it’s okay to mourn losing your hottest years to covid
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
the women in the video look absolutely terrified. this mfer is literally harassing women “as a prank”, his body language and tone are so threatening. i feel sick watching this
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Sadaf Alvi
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This man has been harassing Pakistani women on roads and public places, for not wearing a head scraf. He has been doing it for months and then he posts their videos on internet without their knowledge or consent. He is doing this to enforce Islam.
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
i wish desis never discovered colored contacts 😭
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
why am i on this random reddit post
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
how are adults allowed to ridicule you 24/7 but you reply once and it's "badtameezi" lmao
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3 years
“problem with feminism”
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
if you grew up with all four of your grandparents still here you’re one of the luckiest and most blessed people in the world cherish it
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
if boybawarchi has a million fans i am one of them. if he only has one fan that is me. if boybawarchi has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth. if the world is against boybawarchi, i am against the world
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
“false information” bro i am literally reading off of wikipedia…. this is insane.
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
i could’ve defeated vecna with a single ayat ul kursi recitation
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
italians after taking one bite of that pakistani version of pasta
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@Milo_Edwards
milo edwards
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i have absolutely no idea what this could entail but i WILL be going
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@_ansar_a
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at what point did desis collectively decide the sound a gun makes is “dishkoom” ???
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
has anyone does this yet
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@_ansar_a
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4 years
one time when i was flying back to canada from pak an army official asked me how much money i was carrying i said 1000 rupees and he replied "bas?" and laughed at me 😭
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@_ansar_a
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“how dare you donate pads to flood victims!” - dude who hasn’t donated anything
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@_ansar_a
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you must be a special breed of stupid it you think what happened to that girl on independence day was “staged to defame” pakistan
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@_ansar_a
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nothing brings u closer to God than a little flight turbulence 😭
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
Andrew Tate has been permanently banned from Lahore Gymkhana
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@_ansar_a
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Ya’Allah please free my people from the shackles of The 40 Rules of Love
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@_ansar_a
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i be like my preferences aren’t that desi then fall to my knees at the thought of her wearing mehndi
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@_ansar_a
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4 years
people who write yr instead of yaar what do you do with all your free time?
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@_ansar_a
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ten sports is so annoying, they keep playing some cricket match in between all these ads
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@_ansar_a
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@yungsids yo there was something about this movie that was GENUINELY terrifying
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
eid mubarak beta here’s some eidi
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@_ansar_a
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if you don’t put chaat masala on your fries i don’t trust you
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
hmm i’m sensing a pattern here with dale philip’s videos
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@_ansar_a
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dudes be 31 yrs old still calling women ‘bachiyaan’ man go start a family
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@_ansar_a
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4 years
just found out people actually read the books they buy i can’t breathe y’all 💔
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when ur dad only knows one of your friends' name
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
you love to see it.
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3 years
the women in the video look absolutely terrified. this mfer is literally harassing women “as a prank”, his body language and tone are so threatening. i feel sick watching this
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@_ansar_a
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pakistan needs a reality tv scene like imagine watching “real housewives of lahore” it would be insane
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@_ansar_a
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3 years
when someone shows me a video on their phone i tap the screen with no shame to see how long i have to pretend to care for
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she didn’t add you to the close friends cuz she wants you bro she just sees you as one of the girls
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my favorite part about texting a new person is having to wait an hour or two before responding so they think i have some semblance of a life
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@_ansar_a
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2 years
my ears hurt just looking at this picture i can literally hear it
@Keyb0ardMujahid
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Lahore looks way better than tokyo.
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@_ansar_a
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“ur my favorite brother” i am the only brother ...
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stranger things if max was desi
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3 years
me on the way to watch the new spiderman movie
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@_ansar_a
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hey Ramadan is almost here so if you think i ever wronged you please ask me for my forgiveness cuz it was probably your fault
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this was the first new years i didn’t get a kiss because of corona normally i don’t get one cuz i’m a loser
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@_ansar_a
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me: [doing an IG live as part of a fundraiser] random dude in the comments:
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posted a vlog on tiktok
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“pray for israel” yea im praying for it’s downfall
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babe are you okay? you’ve barely tweeted any bernie sanders pictures today
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there was….. a dead bug in the lota…….. i didn’t realize until it was too late……. no one speak to me……….
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really hope she sees my comment
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white people call us terrorists and think they did something like bro i'd rather be associated with 9/11 than not washing my ass lol
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why is it rude to keep declining food but not rude to keep offering food once THE PERSON DECLINED FIVE TIMES
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“i work best under pressure” is a lie we tell ourselves to mask our horrible time management skills
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some real heavy lifting
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interesting to see some ppl turn into the very uncles and aunties they hated growing up loool
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“i could never marry a woman who doesn’t know how to cook” - guy who doesn’t know the difference between teaspoon and tablespoon
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hey is everything okay? you haven’t checked my story that i posted specifically for you to see
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ppl who drink ice coffee on an empty stomach are braver than the marines
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me texting back late: lol relax im busy me when someone texts me late: wow it's like you don't care about me at all
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squirrels are just rats with pretty privilege
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hey sorry i didn’t respond to your texts i just woke up from my depression nap
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i swear driving in pakistan is like half the reason most ppl have high BP and other health issues here -__-
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“if women want equality so much then why can’t we hit them” is not the own you think it is
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imagine not having to devote your entire life to making money lol that’d be nice
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man what is the big deal in dating a woman who earns more than you? what is even worth discussing about it seriously
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twitter is ruthless like someone will tell me to kill myself and their pinned tweet is about surviving a suicide attempt like bro 😭 wtf
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this guy called me a paki on tiktok and i replied “manhoos shakal walay” and tiktok removed my comment for hate speech but not his very cool tiktok thank you 🫶🏽
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"my toxic trait is that i care too much" no your toxic trait is clearly that you're not self-critical lol pls start accepting your own shortcomings
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i like buying skincare products more than i actually like fixing my skin
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i really want a viral tweet but i’m also mentally stable ☹️
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one of my followers on IG asked me to help on a math cie question and i was like “aww this is cute lemme help out” but it was so hard it ended up giving me an existential crisis instead
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3 years
funny how religion is nowhere to be found during the harassment and abusing… only when you’re called out for it then suddenly you’re finding the light
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duas are such an integral part of Ramadan. pray for everything! what you’ve lost. what you want. what you’re grateful for. the forgiveness of you and ur loved ones. but most importantly let’s all pray that they finally stop making fast & furious movies 🤲🏽
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please shame your family for tipping poorly lol
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ask a brown dude his ideal wife situation and he starts describing concubines?
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the devil wears khaadi
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discourse this discourse that, how about you focus on passing dis course that ur failing rn? 🙄
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3 years
this is so childish but after my video about how much the US funds israel i got a lot of dumb messages and i managed to pull this on a zionist 😭
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finding out people still have the “last seen” active on their whatsapp is sooo crazy like why would u ever want people to know that
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3 years
heyyy i didn’t want your roti to get cold so i wrapped it in the dirtiest filthiest rag in the house ♥️ enjoy your meal ♥️
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mom can you pick me up? people keep defending am*r l**qat on the timeline and i’m scared
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me watching bulbulay
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was david guetta aware of the chokehold he had on the desi community in 2010
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