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It’s been an incredible 4 months working
@X
. Few places let interns work on high vis projects, let alone be responsible for double-digit top line metrics.
As of today, 100% of the push recommendation system is now replaced with newer, better, faster. 2 billion notifications a
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@Peston
none of the former PMs still in the backbenches voted, nor did a lot of other big names
@BorisJohnson
was on holiday (who would expect anything less from Boris)
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the amount of compute you need for an intern project nowadays is insane
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for a city called waterloo, you’d think the water would be better
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landed in sfo, found a waterloo friend flying back
we oughta just charter a flight
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there’s way too many Waterloo hoodies in the SFO boarding line this is embarrassing
how are there 40 year olds still repping
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the temptation to google everyone on the interview roster is too great
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microcontrollers lab during witching hour, photo for posterity
writing C while it snows is more surreal than having made it this far
this OS better work
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waterloo engineering senior year prank
(I’m not a senior, unless you’re hiring)
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task failed successfully
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I’ve done battle with nvidia drivers for 8 hours straight
my sanity oh my sanity
there’s a critical nvidia vaapi driver maintained on GitHub by one dude
named elFarto
the state of the tech industry in 2023
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happy pi day!
@CTVKitchener
filming us recite pi
dropped out after first 4 people all broke the 100 digit mark (only 80 😞) first prize is $314
only at
@UWaterloo
do students chant numbers together
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asked
#FranLebowitz
what she would do if someone tried to assassinate her. she then told the people behind me she’s worried I’ll assassinate her
happily stuck at Union. 3 hours back.
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it’s the busiest week of the waterloo recruitment cycle and I’m ladling water out of the sink because it’s slowly backfilling
this place really tests your sanity
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fire alarm goes off during an exam, everybody keeps writing until prof asks people to leave
what do you mean my life is worth more than my control systems grade
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3rd time round
“how am I holding up?”
as good as ever
did it again, Waterloo edition. it’s not every day you can get
#FranLebowitz
to laugh
“thanks for leaving me alive”
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if you get a million notifications next week, you're probably in my test set
make sure you open every one of them
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to the monkeys on electric scooters
who choose the busy sidewalk
over the empty bike lane
when you swerve to avoid me
and meet my cousin
the utility pole
do not look upset
when I burst out laughing
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i've lost count how many people have told me my twitter photo fails to betray my height
consider yourself warned, i'm 10 ft tall
fee fi fo fum
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end of another one. some highlights:
- evicted myself from evil landlord
- lapchi lau lectures (algos prof makes or breaks degrees)
- microprocessor kernel (and questionable features) w/
@kbilalll
!!
- moved a final exam (benevolent dictator powers)
(credit to Umut the Goblin)
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hiring managers should put their own resumes through the application process every once in a while, but change some details
keeping recruiters on their toes can only be a net social good
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having to move every 4 months really makes you wish you had efficient noexcept move semantics
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the fact that
@X
has its own internet company in
@Starlink
and therefore can't effectively be banned by
@alexandre
is so based
comes very close to being a 0 dependency company
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boarding for markham takes as long as the train to waterloo, not that anybody is on it
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packing bags for waterloo, got a paper cut
fate does not want me there
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waterloo interns arriving in silicon valley
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@cgpgrey
@finmoorhouse
it looks like they use some sort of boundary to break up expansion within a large cell
so it’s an unnatural construction - horror justified
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new factorio expansion means agi has been delayed another year
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Exciting announcement!
@trussliz
and I are co-authoring a paper on adapting Kwarteng-style gradient descent to macroeconomics
Tentatively titled “Tax Cuts are all you need”
Preliminary results show faster convergence than all other emerging markets since Zimbabwe et al. (2008)
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being back home after another tough semester feels like time never passed since high school and it was all a nightma-dream, I meant dream!
the only way to process time spent here in Waterloo is in 4 month chunks, and after a while it all looks the same…
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back in loo for a day we’ve been invaded by toddlers
is this how profs feel
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my dear delivery dude the doorbell is idempotent
you’re literally Postman you should know this
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end of my 3rd internship today, that was fun
how am I only halfway through this degree
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visited the
@globeandmail
office for the first (and last) time to return my laptop and philosophize over coffee
astonishing views of Toronto. going to miss the extraordinary people.
(photo stolen from tgam center)
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impossible that this isn’t in MC 4th floor
Two loo rolls, two brushes, we're just one toilet away from a high available environment.
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it’s on cold Canadian days like today that I’m grateful I own an Apple Spaceheater 2019
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well shit, I’m 20 now
wow wow look at all the milestones I’m supposed to hit in the next 10 years when do I get that sweet sweet quarter life crisis
can’t. wait.
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i really think
#combinatorics
profs orders mcdonalds and go "how many ways can i eat these fries in bijection with the ketchup"
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Tensorflow? has a memory leak issue? since 6 years ago? that’s still not fixed????
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got my interview q wrong by one ampersand
*waves fist at stroustrup*
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was just called “a moving vegetable with a macbook”
why do mothers always have the most creatively ruthless insults
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how to explain to someone new to 🇨🇦 there's 3 fake springs that finally ends with 1 big snow near the end of April to mark true spring
precision-recall curve didn't work
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shopping vacuum cleaners not laptops for Black Friday I must be old
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@natashajaques
@uwcse
@UWCheritonCS
can you and
@uwcse
please battle it out and figure out who the real UW is? I get excited to see tweets like these only to find out - wrong UW.
side note:
@UWaterloo
if we lose and do change names, I would not mind UWU as an acronym
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did it again, Waterloo edition. it’s not every day you can get
#FranLebowitz
to laugh
“thanks for leaving me alive”
asked
#FranLebowitz
what she would do if someone tried to assassinate her. she then told the people behind me she’s worried I’ll assassinate her
happily stuck at Union. 3 hours back.
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Soon the twitter logo will be used in set notation to unambiguously denote {} or ∅, otherwise known as the empty set
Wait, did they REALLY go with \mathbb{X} as their logo?
They cannot possibly be THAT lazy?
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an OA a day keeps unemployment away
follow me for more fun lies
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the best part of the night is watching
@BethRigby
tweeting live from the
@SkyNews
reporting desk
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now I’m trying to figure out if I’m in the same cheap hotel
"I'm in a cheap hotel in California which doesn't have a good internet or phone connection. I was going to have an MRI scan today but I'll have to cancel that!"
- New physics laureate Geoffrey Hinton speaking at today’s press conference where his
#NobelPrize
was announced.
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hold on a minute I know that building
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I saw every one of these positions on market street today
Insane respect, got an all expenses paid trip to Paris plus all the free gear and is forever an Olympian. She cooked hard here I’m afraid
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only reason this work term report is getting written is to bring more pretty
#LaTeX
into the world
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computer science will teach you the theory
software engineering will teach you to compute Fibonacci numbers by throwing embedded SQL exceptions
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when your hotel overlooks Apple offices, this is what you wake up to
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watching vlogs of people who decided to exchange to waterloo you hear phrases like
“this is the ugliest library ever designed by any university, this is DC”
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year 1 should just be python data wrangling, building APIs, DBs, basic algorithms, AWS, Docker, and the standard set of math courses
i’ve never been asked to apply the Biot-Savart law in an interview, so sprinkle degree reqs in upper years as a change of pace
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@UWaterlooPres
you can tell it’s a math school when the president uses words like “isomorphism”
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proud to have made the tiniest possible contribution to this project
CUTLASS reached 5K stars this summer with 3.5M downloads per month. Thank you for your support!
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there’s a guy behind lobster burger bar handing out pamphlets every day, and I keep seeing people talking to him
I think curiosity is going to win very very soon
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saw
#Suzume
sooo pretty
I guess control theory project is gonna have to be a drink balancing chair on 3 legs
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some guys from the shelter firing off fireworks from the balcony over the street
queen victoria could only dream of being remembered this way
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@Number10cat
we’re gonna get to eating
40 rings
40 maids
36 ladies
30 lords
22 pipers
and 12 drummers
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ok I know math education is bad in America but I didn’t think it was THIS BAD
I wonder how many tickets you need for 4 people
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when it’s cold and windy downtown
#Toronto
way too late at night and you want something to eat but everything looks closed about to give up
except aHA there’s a sketchy Chinese noodle parlour still alive that will always want your money
you, you are getting my business tonight
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