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Co-founder @TangiaCo 🍊 (YC S22) • Distributed systems nerd, finder of bugs, CEO of questions

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namecheap this is to toxic
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@NamecheapCEO It’s how that number is hidden in low contrast subtext, so it’s probably skipped over, not the value of it
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@Namecheap I don’t have a question, just please don’t use dark patterns, I’m guessing this has caused a lot of pissed off support threads and refunds
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@Namecheap My brother in Christ it’s not the fee, it’s how you hid it
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@tweetsbycolin Yes, but the complaint is the way they hid that as low contrast subtext so it’s likely not read
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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@levelsio @BenWilsonTweets Survival of the fittest… literally
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One under appreciated benefit of @ycombinator office hours is that we often get the best ideas either on the call while explaining something, or in the ~15 minutes right after The partners are amazing sounding boards Use them
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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Me writing BigQuery SQL: :( Me writing ClickHouse SQL: :)
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When you find out @duckdb can run SQL on dataframes and then output a new dataframe
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hey @blerp can you not solicit users from our discord? That's such a scumbag move, maybe thats on-brand now if anyone else got a DM like this plz let me know, my DMs are open
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Following up on this, @cramforce and his team @vercel literally spent the last 24 hours in our codebase and deployments debugging the issue. Turned out to be really heavy imports due to serverless builds not tree shaking. Now that's customer service.
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NextJS 13 getServerSideProps grinds to a halt even with a 32KB payload. When fetching the content, it takes well under 1s from our API. However just getting this data, not even using it, resulted in Next.js before-hydrate taking well over 4-6s on first load. See 🧵:
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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@t3dotgg Non-debounced buttons/actions are the #1 indicator of a rookie frontend dev
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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2 years
Shoutout to @Techsmith314 's chat for helping us build the most NSFW-safe generative AI ever
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@harjtaggar @apartovi @paulg @garrytan @neo Their mentorship team has a significant lack of founders who went from 0 to 1, which is pretty much all of YC…
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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@eshear @hikari_no_yume Nah bring back the KA-CHUNK
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Massive shoutout to @Techsmith314 for taking the plunge with us as we build out the best streamer partner program ever
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@agazdecki Me looking at failing startups like
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1 year
The power of materialized views. Cut data processing by 500x @tinybirdco
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@CockroachDB Lookin a little low on memes today so I cooked something up for you
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Cloudflare Durable Objects are amazing, but we were just charged $300 this month for 99.99999% idle websocket connections to be coordinated because it caused 23M GB-s of memory that we never used just to keep the DO online. Definitely need to build something custom.
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@agazdecki Should credit the creator… here’s the original one at YC hq
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m6a.large @ClickHouseDB with efficient batch writing and materialized viewers for querying BILLIONS of rows
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S3-backed tables in @ClickHouseDB are awesome, and with some clever filesystem work you can back them up without duplicating the data in S3, and restore without rewriting the data!
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@flaviocopes @astrodotbuild @htmx_org @Alpine_JS can vouch this thing slaps at crazy scales
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@muratdemirbas What’s funny is it’s “HTAP” because they literally just glued clickhouse to the side of it Like they literally are running clickhouse and keep it in sync with the oltp
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10 months
Shoutout to @tinybirdco for realizing we were consuming data like a black hole and getting their team onboard fast to help us optimize I know it's a churn-prevention response but still it's really great for customers XD
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@flaviocopes that's the TS community for you
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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2 years
There is a prison in a more ancient part of the world, a pit where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes a man rises from the darkness. Sometimes the pit sends something back.
@Techsmith314
Techsmith314
2 years
So for the past 3 days my mission has been to destroy the Ender Dragon on Minecraft while chat used @TangiaCo to both help and hinder. Today I got close. So very close. But it ended where it began: a giant pit dug by chat filled with lava and bombs dropping on my head.
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@rauchg @t3dotgg Why not just ! It’s the same falsy check?
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@MelkeyDev I hope they don’t pass in a negative number
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@ramykhuffash @intercom I promise it costs 10x more than that
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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6 months
Just wrote a service using pure S3 as the entire database When list/read calls are $0.36/million and only need point lookups or full scans (rarely), then why add the complexity of another datastore?
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@eatonphil people that are this dismissive of what a single person can achieve are just incapable of doing it themselves and project that on everyone else
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Here's where we landed... im still shocked, idk if this many people have ever liked anything I independently made before
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OH SHIT WERE #3 rn
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I don't usually watch webinars, but after watching the @ClickHouseDB @klaviyo webinar I'm more bullish than ever that CH has the best query language. What Klaviyo did in straight SQL is impressive, they didn't even need to dive into executable UDFs!
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@frantzfries I get at least 5 spam like/follows a day from fake girl accounts
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ClickHouse window functions used to make no sense to me Now that I understand them they make SO much sense, and I prefer them to other SQL dialects
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@Techsmith314 This is the power of data science @TangiaCo
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@eatonphil Lamport clocks solve so many problems so trivially
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@splinetool Can variables be controlled through js?
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Me when ever I talk to #PostgreSQL users about why I stopped using Postgres @CockroachDB let me know when you start looking for a Chief Meme Officer
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I’m about to pull a holo charizard But it will be bent in half
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@peer_rich bc he learned how to do it from a course he found on tiktok
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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Don’t ask me how my startups going Ask my users 🫡
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@eatonphil I’m convinced Scylla is full of optimization nerds This is a good thing
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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10 months
My relatives be like “HoWS yOuR pRoJeCt gOInG?” Like damn probably better than your career lmao
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2 years
@transitive_bs It’s got a vs code extension btw
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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1 year
I think... I think clickhouse reads parquet faster than duckdb now... UPDATE CLICKBENCH I NEED TO SEE
@ClickHouseDB
ClickHouse
1 year
And we are live with the August ClickHouse Community Call and v23.8 release! Join the stream and bring your questions, as we have some time for Q&A
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@splinetool Docs or it didn’t happen
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10 months
Chat was ready for TTS creative mode Streamers were not
@Techsmith314
Techsmith314
10 months
Holy crap another great edit AND and advertisement for the channel. Thanks @fore5tr for the amazing work!
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@evisdrenova @warptux The safer the ai is, the less useful it is
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@elithrar @dok2001 @Cloudflare Cloudflare's free tiers have always been curious to me, I'm unsure if they're considered a marketing expense and backed by massive margins on enterprise, or actually have a solid conversion rate (or maybe both)
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@rauchg @t3dotgg Ah nice, I’m a ?? Enjoyer but I know that’s a different use case
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Oh look who is shamelessly copying one of our features without changing how it looks again!
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Sentry... if one user sends 2.2k of the same error within a 1hr period, maybe just start dropping them instead of billing me for them?
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@TangiaCo so this is how we get canceled
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I really love @ScyllaDB and want to run lots of nodes in many regions, but Scylla Manager is restricted to 5 nodes for automated repairs Since that was the only feature I wanted from it, made a simple project that does that automatically:
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@QuinnyPig Safe ai is boring ai
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2 years
@yanatweets I love to guide people through trying it out themselves, we're able to do that within a few minutes so they get that lightbulb moment pretty quickly
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2 years
@Jaku Oh we found you all a while ago don't worry, but my statement still stands :)
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If you've read the Dynamo paper, you'll know Amazon goes hard in paint on the "eventual" part of "eventual consistency": If not, read this:
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@paulgb @kiwicopple @supabase ye I actually typed that out XD twitter is so fucken weird
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@officialmcafee Lmao hacked
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OH SHIT WERE #3 rn
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@TangiaCo and it didn't break anything or cause interactions to sometimes double play nope never happened
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@Techsmith314 Bet you didn't expect what you'd be screaming at today though
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@kiwicopple paul found the ayahuasca
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The @TangiaCo database is the most cursed collection of text ever created by man kind
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@splinetool when javascript control of variables? Nothing in docs yet
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2 years
@levelsio @pedrosizavieira You’re about to become a Portuguese diplomat at this rate!
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just me spending my friday night reading half the @tinybirdco blog
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foundationdb absolutely punishes you for not reading the docs lmaoooo
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2 years
He made a drawing just for you If you don't like it he will cry @TangiaCo
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@htmx_org great this is how im introduced to the htmx community
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This is the OG Tangia cannon It took 6 months of tinkering, 6 major revisions, and 1.4kg of filament to get here 🧵
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@Dan_The_Goodman
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I'm building a JSON-first data warehouse and nobody can stop me
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1 year
We're cookin up something super slick at @TangiaCo (ok we do that all the time but this one is gonna be SUPER fun)
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4 months
@richardartoul Have you seen how RedPanda does it? works excellent with tiered storage, I think that's a new use case enabled by tiered storage in addition to whole-cluster restore and lightning fast decommission/commission
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@TangiaCo he has a very important message
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8 years
@chris_lee29 please increase your tweets per minute
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11 months
Dear Uber, If my Uber has been 1 min away for 10 minutes Stop telling me it’s 1 min away
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1 year
It’s a breath of fresh air to see a company so large still truly care about its smaller customers
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1 year
@vanlightly A startup's advantage is simplification and leverage of billing. For example, many startups get LOTS of AWS credit. Why should I pay someone 3x the EC2 cost out of my bank, when I can pay 0.1x for the BYOC and nothing with my credits that will last for 2 years?
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@Earth_Updates @Techsmith314 welcome to america bud
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@nikitabase @eatonphil EBS is for lazy people change my mind But sometimes you also only need 10gb of disk lol
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every fking day can't stop won't stop
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@verge @DecoderPod @reckless "a new thing" *literally makes Twitter*
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@Rainmaker1973 The spy croc was like 2 of these shots that looked like a gopro, all the long ones were like people :/
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2 years
I've learned 2 VERY important things about @TimescaleDB lately 1. It's NOT just a postgres extension. 2. As easy as it is to use, understanding how features like realtime aggregates work is crucial to squeezing maxium performance and value out of it.
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*ceremonial drum beat* ANYTHING THAT RESPONDS IN HTTP WEB DEVS WILL TURN INTO AN API *ceremonial drum beat continues*
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@jawnzun @official_throne @TangiaCo I don’t know the details, but they could be struggling
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@ChanningAllen Why so many laptops?
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Why does everyone else get the new slack emoji BUT ME THE LITERAL MFER WHO MADE IT
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you may not like it but this is what the peak gaming experience looks like
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@Moheeheeko @TangiaCo @Techsmith314 @Lexisaris Chat had a strangely common desire for this… if we can find a fart spray that dissipates fast…
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