Stringer Bell
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My broke pal, Ja CBC, has blacked out and left me talking to myself. Seems it was a long day of learning letters and numbers.
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Me at 35 after kushikana mashati na my father juu ya remote.
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Morara Kebaso will be on the ballot for president in 2027.
Hell, the guy vied for school captain in form 1 when only form 3s were elligible candidates.
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How time flies. Ja CBC is now afande. Still broke though.
My broke pal, Ja CBC, has blacked out and left me talking to myself. Seems it was a long day of learning letters and numbers.
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Haha deep down i know my mans wanted to wish this to kikuyus only😂
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JaCBC mwenye nyumba alishatake over. Sisi wengine ni wa kutafuta rent na chakula.
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Reminds me of some day some guy came at me and asked me to "juice up his car", nikamwambia ata mimi sina ngata. Kumbe jamaa alikuwa anataka nimjumpstartie gari. Nilichoka.
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Ukinunua chapo dondo ya $10.99 na mtu ajaribu kuonja
Free delivery within Gigiri, Spring Valley, Runda and Kitisuru.
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Ukipata kunguni kama hii kwako, suluhisho ni kununua kitanda mpya sababu hakuna dawa inaweza kukusaidia😂😂
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Told my dad i opened a minimart and this was his response. Hii professor itanimalisa😂😂
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Hillarious asf😂😂 tried this with my boy, look at him😂😂
The trend on TikTok where parents tell their kids to put their shoes on because they about to fight someone and if they kid jump in they need their kid to fight is funny I’m sorry 😂
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@WilliamsRuto
uliamua shule zifunguliwe lini? Look at what i am getting home to. My son, jaCBC, has decided he wants to chill with his rabbits in the house. Awuoro long holiday
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Chicken looks like its saying "We shouldn't be doing this."
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Kenya ni ya maajabu sana.
You are deducted housing levy to supposedly pay for a unit. Once the unit is complete you pay another 10pc deposit, then still pay monthly rent, all while still being deducted housing levy.
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My son has woken me up like "Daddy, good morning. I've brushed my teeth, taken breakfast and i have already finished my homework. Can i now watch TV?"
Hii asubuhi yote ameshafanya hizo vitu zote?😂
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Umeuliza grauchi?😆
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Remember ja CBC? He's graduating today and i can't keep calm. Time flies like a thief i swear. 😁😁
My broke pal, Ja CBC, has blacked out and left me talking to myself. Seems it was a long day of learning letters and numbers.
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Kati ya Man U na Arsenali ni gani kali?
Anyway. Passing time na my broke pal.
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Eh. Kumbe airport haikuwa on total shutdown?
M for Mumamaz / Manchester United 😀
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Hi guys. Urgently looking for such a device. Android version 11, 3GB ram and 32gb internal storage. RT widely, seller could be in your TL.
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Finally someone has exposed this mami. Mimi niliscamiwa 20k. Bloody.
@LubbieAnita
remember?
Due to public demand this is how Mary Mawia Mulyungi a.k.a Sly Mtete pulled a scam on me.
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Mimi na mama watoto.
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Well. Now that y'all are here, contact me for all your data analytics and software needs! 0717021452 is the number, and visit our website
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My broke pal, JaCBC, is participating in his first chess tournament today, and i couldn’t be prouder.
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Definitely this scene from Atlanta😂😂😂
quote with the funniest tv show scene you’ve watched
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It's time for Africa🙂
According to reports, Shakira is newly single after being cheated on by Barcelona footballer Gerard Pique.
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My daily dose of stress and I.
Anyway, wacha nikakunywe balozi.
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Story zimeshika hapa wallah😂
Can you guess what JaCBC was telling me?
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Mans has marshalled up his troups.
It's my son's fourth birthday tomorrow. Wacha nimepelekee keki shule akule na his classmates😊
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Spent the Sunday with my mother and grandparents. I am very ready for the week now!
Tupatane kwa uwanja Tuesday!
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Day uno. Super proud. Milestone achieved, and we can only give God thanks. We move.
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28/07/2021
First day of school.
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My four kids. Unfortunately only one is brilliant enough to be attending school.
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Paid my old man a visit in his office today. Told him he's the greatest.
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We got our son this tin for saving, and now my coins are always disappearing in the house🤣 mkebe imeshajaa na wiki mbili🤣🤣
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@_Cindyrella_O
@LubbieAnita
So meeting ya kwanza, ashaniambia ametoka job but itabidi niende place yuko. Then alikuwa at some java in Karen. Mimi huyo. Nikabebana na beshte yangu ati tunaenda official meeting. Huko tukalipa hadi bill zote. Alijibonda viserious btw. Akatop up hadi na iced lemon tea.
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Wallai.
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@TonyShigoli
Same difference. Why would you finance the construction of a home only the wealthy will own? There is nothing affordable about those prices.
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It's my son's fourth birthday tomorrow. Wacha nimepelekee keki shule akule na his classmates😊
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"Let’s celebrate the rich cultural diversity of Kenya in a manner that promotes our unity, national cohesion, and economic progress"
Kenyans:
PUBLIC HOLIDAY ANNOUNCEMENT
The public is hereby notified that Monday, 10th October 2022, will be a public holiday (Utamaduni Day).
Let’s celebrate the rich cultural diversity of Kenya in a manner that promotes our unity, national cohesion, and economic progress.
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Me during my pitch:
Msee akakujenga tag ya kuskuma lgbtq agenda for some good cash unaeza piga?
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@_Cindyrella_O
@LubbieAnita
We were ready to do business!! So we told her tutatuma the remaining 5k, but akatukaza she needed cash urgently. So one day we wanted to apply for some job, tukaitishwa documents. Hapo ndio tukajua tulicheswo. Everything she had given us were fakes! Fuck!
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Goodmorning twitter fam. Do i look like i went on a bender yesterday night?😂😂
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Weekend!
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Nimedhani my boi is complaining about the inflation, kumbe ni movie. Bure kabisa.
Gaz, Soap, Price. Can't wait for the return of these characters.
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Baba kwani ulikuwa na missing marks?
I spent part of the day reflecting in Germany at my Alma Mater, Otto Von Guericke University Magdeburg. I visited the Engineering faculty, the Production Technology department, lecture halls and reminisced in the halls of residence. Grateful for my foundational experiences here.
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Safety first buana😂
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15 year old guys playing in the prem league. Huku bado tunapambana na CBC.
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The Odingas walishaingia kwa serikali😂
Flagging off the inaugural Skyward flight to Migori together with Mama Ida Odinga.
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