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the nail yakupov of hockey writing • @LeafsMoves • 🇵🇰 • RA72💚

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@WhereIsMalgin
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Queen Elizabeth sat through Hitler, the Cold war, threat of Nuclear war but watching the Leafs start Matt Murray was where she drew the line 😭
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Auston Matthews in 5 career Round 2 games: 0 goals 0 goals 0 goals 0 goals 0 goals Generational goalscorer 🔥🔥🔥
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I mean... If after 50+ years of no Stanley Cup, consistent embarrassment and failure, and losing to our AHL Zamboni driver If the Leafs wearing BLM shirts is what finally stops you from being a fan I think there’s larger issues at hand
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Leafs 2nd round recap: Auston Matthews - 0 goals, $11.64m John Tavares - 0 goals, $11m Mitch Marner - 1 goal, $10.9m Combined 1 goal, $33.5m in cap space Good luck with that 👍
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Vasilevsky against 60 goal scorer Auston Matthews vs Vasilevsky against Darren Helm
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Just saying, if Nazem Kadri did what Tom Wilson did yesterday, he would be begging for a tryout in Siberia right now.
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I think this is considered a hand pass because he passes the puck with his hand
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what a league. this is considered a handpass and takes a goal off the board.
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Flames losing not one, but two 100-point scorers in Johnny Gaudreau and Matthew Tkachuk despite winning their division and being one of the best teams in hockey is insane. Can’t even imagine how I’d feel if I were a Flames fan
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@WhereIsMalgin
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Thank you to Tony DeAngelo for kneeling today.
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The Toronto Maple Leafs pay Justin Holl $2 million to be okay against most of the NHL and then become an elite shutdown defenseman against Connor McDavid
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3 years
Crazy how William Nylander (most hated) and Jason Spezza (least paid) are this team’s only playoff performers
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2 years
Cannot believe we just watched a legendary highlight in real-time Justin Holl is so funny
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@WhereIsMalgin
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4 years
Hockey fans can’t get their head around a different culture: A thread.
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Think about this often. Love it
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Kyle Dubas did a better job of signing the Canucks’ bottom-six forwards than Jim Benning did
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Future is very bright for the Montreal Canadiens
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Nazem Kadri has been: - Threatened and racially attacked on social media - Had a water bottle thrown at him by an opposing player - Missed out on being elbowed in the face by inches All because he was pushed into Binnington How many other players have been treated this way?
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@WhereIsMalgin
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Why is everyone saying it’s 50 in 67 lol he has 58 goals in 67 games this season and 51 in his last 50… math isn’t that hard
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Draisaitl has 13 goals in 8 games while Matthews is being outplayed by Carter Verhaeghe this is so embarrassing
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this will go down as one of the stupidest eras in Maple Leafs history and it’s all because the Leafs President has the communication and conflict resolution skills of a toddler
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How is Jesse Puljujarvi a -2 in this series when the series score is 11-2 Hurricanes
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3 years
Being told that the Toronto Maple Leafs have signed Khabib Nurmagomedov to a PTO to fight Alexander Edler (specifically). Welcome to Toronto, Khabib!
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@WhereIsMalgin
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@Papiraqi @nhIcanucks My clumsy ass would drop the whole pizza in the bath... then what
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There is a former NHL official on here who called an injury to Nazem Kadri “karma” and who is laughing at the reaction to a play that concussed Matthew Knies
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@Steve_Dangle @mic_mazz 😂😂 Hang in there, it’s a long series!
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not finding it hard to figure out why Johnny Gaudreau (family guy, loves his wife so much that he moved to Ohio for her) enjoyed that phone sharing exercise more than, say, Cole Sillinger (just fumbled his popstar girlfriend)
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Atta boy Holl box him out!!!
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@WhereIsMalgin
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4 years
The Colorado Avalanche really went for the hat trick
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The Leafs can’t even buy a ticket to their own playoff game with their remaining cap space
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#LeafsForever have only $3,750 to spare after signing Knies! Update once Knies' contract is officially registered: LTIR Relief: $7,934,167 LTIR Used: $7,930,417 LTIR Cap Space: $3,750 (!)
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@WhereIsMalgin
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With Jake Muzzin’s career at risk due to a back injury it only feels fair to remember that the crosscheck that started it all from Pierre-Luc Dubois wasn’t even called as a minor penalty
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Embarrassing
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Kyle Dubas: 1. Paid a guy 11 million a year to play centre who can no longer play centre. 2. Gave Marner 10.9 million a year when Toronto had all the leverage. 3. Paid Matthews top dollar without getting an 8 year commitment. Please stop telling me he’s a great GM.
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4 years
This Maple Leafs photographer has to stop violating Thatcher Demko like this...
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4 years
Note: do NOT ask Cody Ceci to help out with your proposal
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is there anything more albertan than seeing the calgary flames collapse and blaming the one brown guy
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Worst fanbase in sports without a doubt in my mind
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Spezza is such a goof for resigning because his buddy got canned. Seriously, good riddance. And I loved the guy before this.
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Tony DeAngelo is a genuine piece of shit, just terrible
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3 years
God I love Zach Hyman but like... Tyler Toffoli took a 4.25x4! In what world is Hyman worth the 6x6?
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4 years
Feels like a good time to bring back this clip of 5’10 Trevor Moore demolishing 6’9 Zdeno Chara
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TYLER BERTUZZI BLOCKING SHOTS LIKE ITS PFIZER WOW
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Frederik Andersen doesn’t make me mad. Watching him just makes me sad now. This guy is the best Toronto Maple Leafs goalie in my lifetime. He was absolutely insane for most of his tenure with the Leafs. But it’s not a cold stretch. It’s flat out regression. And it sucks.
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Campbell since the All-Star Break
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Much to think about for the Canadiens…
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Mfs that live in Toronto/Vancouver talking about rent free 😭 have you seen the market
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Carson Briere, who notably was dismissed from Arizona State for violating team rules (“too much partying” in his own words), now seen destroying a wheelchair while still a member of Mercyhurst’s hockey team… Maybe a 3rd chance is the charm?
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I usually don’t post anything serious on my twitter but something happened Saturday night and just can’t stomach the thought of this kid getting away with it. In the video below is a @MercyhurstU student and is currently on the @HurstMensHockey team. Carson Briere.
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No one: My mom when she wants tea:
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Pick your favourite Leafs loss: - Zamboni Driver - Mark Pysyk Hat Trick - 5-1 lead choked against a team trying to tank - Losing to a team with a team average of 50% lung capacity - When they let their AHL goalie get shelled for no reason - Losing 7-1 to the Make-A-Wish Pens
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thinking about rodion amirov the leafs prospect but more importantly i’m thinking about rodion amirov the 21-year-old who made his hometown team and had it ripped away with a diagnosis but kept fighting with a smile on his face i can’t even imagine the strength that takes
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Please stop spoiling the All or Nothing series I need to find out if they win
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Lane Hutson getting rinsed by a guy who scored 6 goals in the German league last season wow you hate to see it
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GERMANY WINS IT IN OT, THEY WILL PLAY FOR GOLD!
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Do you know how mad white people have to be to not sing along to Sweet Caroline??? This is terrible news for the Canucks
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Canucks fans are booing the sweet Caroline sing along, NOT GREAT!
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Step aside, Mark Stone/Erik Brannstrom trade. THIS is Pierre Dorion’s proudest day as GM. Sending the Knights into chaos for a trade he made a year ago while he lays sound asleep.
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3 years
Don’t know how this happened but I think Jack Eichel is the most underrated player in the league right now
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4 years
Just because you don’t understand a culture doesn’t mean you have to disrespect it The homophobia is jumping out too, because apparently men dancing has to be gay, and apparently that’s a bad thing???
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Jason Spezza being healthy scratched in his first home game in Toronto in favour of Nick Shore and then being scratched in his first home playoff game in front of a full Toronto crowd to play Kyle Clifford
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some major leafs UFA losses: michael bunting: $950k -> $4.5m zach hyman: $2.25m -> $5.5m jack campbell: $1.65m -> $5m ilya mikheyev: $1.65m -> $4.75m justin holl: $2m -> $3.4m ilya lyubushkin: $1.35m -> $2.75m luke schenn: $850k -> $2.75m honestly? not the toughest sell
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@pjoemiller @nybigtymer @NicElyce @emmacatexx @BuzzFeed I've never thought the term "womansplaining" would ever come into play but here we are
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USA! USA!
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“USA USA USA” chant from the T-Mobile Arena crowd on the way out of the building lol
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Leafs nation is turning on JOHN TAVARES JOHN *FUCKING* TAVARES I’m so done with this fanbase. Absolutely finished.
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David Kampf Michigan attempt is infinitely more disrespectful than putting Jett Alexander in net this is crazy
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I can’t believe Justin Holl and Alex Kerfoot outlasted Kyle Dubas
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Miss NHL66 so badly man closing 4 pop-up ads and clicking 10 links for a working stream that’s 2 minutes behind and breaks every 5 minutes is awful
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Leafs Top Forward Prospects: #1 : Rodion Amirov (has brain cancer) #2 : Nick Robertson (Shoulder Surgery, Fractured fibula, Concussion, Knee injury, Lingering groin issues within 3 years) #3 : Roni Hirvonen (just got concussed so hard in a scrimmage he went into fencing response)
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If I’m a Toronto Maple Leaf fan, I thank god every day that I don’t have to dickride Senators fans to have a purpose in my life
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If I’m a Toronto Maple Leaf fan, I’m very concerned right now.
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Not gonna lie, requesting a 17-yr-old hockey player’s private Instagram from the other side of the country and then contacting his team when he calls you out for being weird is crazy
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The Calgary Flames just aren’t getting enough hate for needing a huge overhaul this season and then going out and adding Blake Coleman, Nikita Zadorov, and Erik Gudbranson
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Which hockey player is this? I’m gonna say Drew Doughty
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giving the guy who lost Gaudreau and Tkachuk the keys to lose Matthews and Nylander #shanaplan
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Kid is in 10th grade and he has to worry about this. We can say it over and over again, “Hockey is for everyone,” but we need to actually make it happen.
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I’m not a big Leah Hextall fan, but has a commentator ever gotten this level of hate in such a short period of time for not doing anything fundamentally wrong? Pretty surprising reactions today
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Reminder that Ken Holland saw McDavid in the midst of one of the best seasons in modern NHL history and openly admitted that he didn’t want to go all-in on the roster
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Mike Babcock masterclass
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BTW, cancel culture doesn’t exist in hockey Mitchell Miller currently leads USHL defensemen in points after taking a year away from hockey because he was exposed for a heinous act of racist bullying + not showing much remorse for it… Who is hockey for?
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I can’t imagine thinking this was Nazem Kadri’s fault with all due respect
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When your team’s wasting the prime of the best player to ever step on the ice but at least your 3C scored 52 points on the PP
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Ryan Nugent-Hopkins > Austin Matthews
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This Spezza verdict is taking too long bro are they giving him the death penalty
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It is pretty insane that the Blackhawks escaped arguably the worst scandal in hockey history completely unscathed and now get a generational talent as compensation for their time
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For your viewing pleasure after reading Akim Aliu’s “Hockey is Not for Everyone”, I present Steve Downie getting beat up by Zdeno Chara
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Eastern Conference has landed: Timo Meier Ryan O’Reilly Bo Horvat Vladimir Tarasenko Dmitri Orlov Western Conference has landed: Ivan Barbashev Nino Niederrieter Evgeny Dadonov …
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This is the 5th worst curse on the Leafs right now
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Bad news for the Leafs: only two of the past 25 EA NHL cover athletes have made it to the second round of the playoffs the year they featured on the cover. #LeafsForever
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At least he won’t have to worry about losing his taste
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Am told McDavids absence from practice is Covid related.
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Is there a reason why Canada’s starting a guy with a .868 SV% in the OHL
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If you’re a leafs fan and you’ve ALREADY turned on Matthews please fuck off
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Kapanen… this should been it man, this was supposed to be the one…
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Gravel (NASH) & Kapanen (PIT) on waivers
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Nylander OUT (having sex)
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No William Nylander today on ice with Leafs (he was spotted at facility earlier). Am told it's for personal reasons, as opposed to medical reasons that he's not here.
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@jimdietzz JR: Wdym Kyrie
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Justin Bieber and his receipts
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Justin Bieber Sues 2 Social Media Users Accusing Him of Sexual Assault for Defamation
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Justin Holl is -1 in a 4-1 game 💀💀💀
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Big fan of Justin Holl’s Cody Ceci impression, by the way
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@mrvincecarter15 Me missing the comma the first time
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yes mr. bergeron sorry mr. bergeron won't happen again mr. bergeron
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WOOOOOOOO NHL next please
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FIFA is ending its longstanding exclusive partnership with EA Sports, a statement reads:“FIFA is bullish and excited about the future in gaming and esports for football, and it is clear that this needs to be a space that is occupied by more than one party controlling all rights.”
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If they were so mad about Jett Alexander coming in for 70 seconds why didn’t they put a single shot on him
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“They’ll get what they deserve in a few weeks,” … Habs Chris Wideman on #Leafs bringing in ATO Jett Alexander
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How racist do you have to be to watch this dumbass team for years and then the final straws are BLM shirts
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What did they inject into Hutchinson in Colorado???
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Insane patience by Michael McLeod hopefully the Canadian Criminal Justice System is less patient with him
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OH MY GOD THE PATIENCE ON MCLEOD
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FUCK PERRY ‼️‼️‼️
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this guy has no aura at all man he looks like he’s about to sign michael stone $750k x 1
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What an absolutely insane first season for Bill Armstrong in Arizona... used cap space and what little assets he still had to set up the once-hopeless Coyotes for the future
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Yeah man hopefully he doesn’t get: - Shoulder Surgery - Fractured fibula - Concussion - Knee injury - Lingering groin issues In his first 3 years of pro hockey
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Matthew Knies Mania reminds me of the Nick Robertson hype.
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