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So today I found out I still have an outstanding of RM0.01 left for my car loan.
The bank needs me to pay that 1 sen before I can proceed with cancelling bank's claim on the car.
And I can't make online transfer of 1 sen because it is below the minimum transfer amount.
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Chatted with a Malaysian couple who have just bought a house in NZ. They told me they have not told their parents yet, fearing that the parents would be upset that they're moving permanently.
This couple is 60 years old 😅
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Btw for those seeking jobs in NZ, be extra cautious about working with Malaysian-owned businesses, some of them are known to prefer Malaysians sbb... you know... boleh tekan mcm dekat Malaysia 🙂
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@JatIkhwan
My best memory of flying with MAS is when a flight attendant sat at the empty seat opposite the aisle and entertained my little girl for a moment, in a genuine embrace.
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Saw a friend's FB status smlm dia bgtau his little daughter "Esok PKPD" and the anak was so excited she was like "Esok pi ke PD???"
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The bank then said if I want my 99 cents back, I need to submit request and send some documents.
You win, bankers. You f'in always win.
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Intelligent people are attracted to intelligent people.
If intelligence turns you off, guess what it means.
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Recently I bumped into a Malaysian Indian aunty and uncle at a restaurant here in NZ. We spoke in English first, then slowly changed to Malay. As I was leaving, they said:
"Bila hari2 kena cakap Bahasa Inggeris, jadi satu kelegaan, satu kepuasan dapat cakap Melayu dekat sini."
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If you guys have not been updated, New Zealand, which had been able to stamp out Covid-19 for two years, is now reporting 14,657 daily Covid-19 cases today. Total active cases now stands at 82,433.
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For those who are hesitant about making the jump, understand that New Zealand's Permanent Residence visa has no expiry, once you obtain it. Say after 3 years keje NZ rasa boring nak balik keje dkt Malaysia, and then nak datang balik 10 years later, you still have PR status.
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One month since returning to KL, I am beginning to feel redha (read: zombified) living with traffic jam. Here is a list of traffic jam benefits I could think of while being stuck in one:
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This is my second month being debt-free after having paid off my car in February. Frankly, it feels like I have just gotten a job promotion with a pay raise of RM923 😂
So liberating I ain't going to ever buy another car on loan ever again
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The most difficult piece I had ever written.
Covid-19 took my dad away last Monday, turning my family's life upside down in a blink of an eye.
Sharing my pain to wake people up. Covid-19 is real, and it is much closer to you than you think.
#besafetosavelives
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I felt the bank is really screwing me up, so I thought about screwing them back.
I transferred RM1.
Hahah! Now the bank can remove its claim on my car and owes me 99 cents instead. Good luck with processing that! I laughed inside.
But...
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I was close to the Angkasawan Program. I don't know who this girl is and what she's up to but she's clearly spreading misinformation.
Sorry not sorry but Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor was such a trash pick. It was really obvious why he won, and it certainly wasn't because of merit or ability.
The whole Angkasawan program was a joke.
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From 11.59pm 1st May 2022 onwards, vaccinated Malaysians can travel to New Zealand. Here's a a short checklist for a smooth travel preparation after booking your flight ticket:
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@nabilahudatahar
I hope they buy an expired lollipop with that 99 cents and get two days of diarrhea
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Tahun 2009 dulu pernah pergi Jepun, jumpa tiga orang pegawai KTMB tgh belajar mcmana Jepun operate train dkt sana.
13 years later:
KTMB ketika ini sedang mempertingkatkan frekuensi ketibaan perkhidmatan KTM Komuter yang dijangka diselesaikan dalam masa lima tahun mengikut fasa yang dirancang.
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A family spending the end of the day happily observing flights landing at KLIA.
Some nice things are free.
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@nialurun__
In all honesty they're all really talented and naturally gifted. With the right coach, the right support system, and the right environment, I think they can become great comedians.
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If you know of anyone/family within Selangor who is in desperate situation for a shelter during MCO, I have a house. Its probably quite dusty now, but it's a shelter from worse circumstances they might have to go through. I'll find someone to clean if sempat. DM me.
Please RT
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@UBMalaysia
The best part is that they will never fully understand what koyak means in the context we use.
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I never thought people in their golden age would still have this kind of issues.
A clear example that age is truly just a number.
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New Zealand will be welcoming (fully vaccinated) international tourists again from 22 April 2022.
Plan the trip!
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I remember watching Apple unveiled it's latest Apple Watch last year featuring Blood Oxygen app and I silently thought "why would anyone want to monitor how much oxygen they have in the blood?"
Now its almost a necessity 😳
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Understand that Jacinda Ardern's party is Labour Party, formed by trade unionists and socialists with a focus to attain a more just society. Pro-capitalism but bent on ensuring wealth generation is distributed fairly to society. Hence this!
New Zealand bakal meningkatkan gaji minimum dari $18.90 sejam kepada $20.00 ( RM58 ) sejam bermula esok
170,000 orang pekerja dijangka bakal menerima manfaat dari kenaikkan gaji minimum ini
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3. Traffic jam gives me a ‘Me Time’
No boss. No colleagues. No pressure to please or be responsible to anyone. Just me, my terrible singing, and other zombified people in their cars who wouldn’t give a damn. Blissful.
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So this blew off. Nothing to plug but follow me for update on what happens to the 99 cents in year 2027
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@therosiecafe
Three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and banks screwing you left right and center
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I prefer lane hoggers driving at speed limit than reckless drivers like the a**hole recording in this video.
LANE HOGGER DALAM MALAYSIA SEMAKIN MEMBIAK!! BAYAR HIGHWAY MAHAL2 SEBAB NAK CEPAT TAPI LAMBAT JUGA JADINYA. KEJADIAN INI DI HIGHWAY MEX, OWNER VIDEO NI MEMANG KENTAL, YE LAH KAN BAYAR TOL RM3.50 KENA IKUT BELAKANG LANE HOGGER BAWA 110km/h BUATPE. KREDIT KEPADA OWNER VIDEO NI.
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@tattyhassan
Discuss these issues:
1. Vaksin
2. Bumi flat ke round
3. Kena bayar sewa ke kalau masuk rumah yg spouse beli
4. Apa pandangan ttg isteri bekerja?
5. Didik anak patut pakai rotan ke x
6. Duit belanja rumah nk share mcmna
7. Pandangan ttg family planning
8. Pandangan ttg IVF
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@alyaenatasya
Hi Alya, stop looking already cuz I've the perfect soulmate for your sister. This is my buddy, a fellow diplomat, in his 30s, very low key, tall, dark, not as handsome as me but more aumm roar. His sister is getting married next month so pretty much same situation. Let's DM!
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@AfifAqifAisyah
@asrie_sobri
Kes curi salah pencuri.
Kes samun salah penyamun.
Kes culik salah penculik.
Kes buli salah pembuli.
Kes ugut salah pengugut.
Kes rogol salah perogol.
Not hard bro.
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This girl took it to Twitter because of one important issue that has been neglected in the world of travel since forever - the absence of clear process to appeal against decisions made by border authorities. In effect, they have almost absolute power over travelers
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@khairulaming
He speaks the truth. Duduk oversea ok je makan sandwich for lunch. Balik Malaysia rasa nak mati makan sandwich sambil kiri kanan laksa, nasi goreng, lauk campur, briyani, ayam masak merah
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Of this number, only 344 are being hospitalised, with 5 in ICU.
NZ data currently shows that unvaccinated people are four times over-represented among those hospitalised.
Never bored to say this: Vaccine works.
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@La_FarEast
For those yg tak pernah tgk our diplomats speak in third language, before you assume like this writer just did, here's one:
#Multilingualism
is a core value of the United Nations. Last week, Malaysia’s representative delivered a statement at the
#UNGA
#SixthCommittee
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#French
, 1 of the 6
#UN
official languages.
@HishammuddinH2O
@MalaysiaMFA
Here is the video ➡️
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5. Traffic jam supports the radio economy
I think radio stations would have been long dead without traffic jam forcing us to turn on the radio button in the car. Nobody listens to the radio other than traffic jammers. I hope radio stations recognise traffic jam’s contribution.
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1. Traffic jam helps me sleep early every night.
I used to sleep around midnight before, but thanks to our traffic jam that’s so exhausting to go through, I now can’t open my eyes after 10pm. I’m an early sleeper now, yay 🙃 Thank you, traffic jam.
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I'm saying this just after hearing about this one Malaysian-owned clinic yang trying to make this one Malaysian doctor's life difficult. Poor chap had a wonderful life for almost a decade before working there.
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@Aqeefael
@TypicalMsian
Tujuan dia supaya orang tak spend time dlm kedai beli barang2 yg dikategorikan non-essential. Less time spent membeli-belah = lower risk of Covid-19 transmission. Countries macam Canada apply this similar method (and ramai org komplen jugak😅). Just to share
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Surprised to see unauthorised transactions for Facebook Ads amounting RM4,398 charged to my credit card.
No sms alert on these big transactions, so I didn’t realise until I check the record in MAE app.
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I'm not sure which one is scarier, old people believing everything they listen in mainstream media, or young people believing everything they read on social media.
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Adult life is really just about struggling to attain a more comfortable life while trying to enjoy life and taking care of other lives in the present moment.
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Maybe the whole program was a joke to you. Because you only see the tangible and ignores the intangible.
What's the cost of inspiring the national psyche, the 'soul' of the nation, to have a can-do attitude and interest in STEM?
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We can argue until the cows come home about whether or not the program was a waste of taxpayers money, but many have pointed out that the bulk of the cost was funded by the Russian through an off-set agreement. On the scale of things, we paid peanuts to send a Malaysian to space.
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2. Traffic jam helps me get going super early.
The dread of getting stuck in a massive morning rush hour traffic means I am out on the road by 6.30am.
Wise men say early birds get the worm. I guess I am living up to this wise words. Yay again.
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Come to think of it we should probably normalise celebrating paid-off car loans the way we do getting a job promotion🥳
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@luxentX
This is how it was like in medieval times - People made rash judgment about someone and in the next minute that person is already being burned at the stake or hanged, all the while being jeered at.
We’ve only become digitally sophisticated at doing that same regressive action.
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@fifarahman
Pretty much the issue here. Reminds me about some friends in their early 30s who still had curfews and I thought that's just insane, those are full grown adult women there 🤦
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An Engineer, but won't cross the bridge.
A Banker, but won't save in the bank.
A Lawyer, but won't uphold the rule of law.
A Doctor, but won't take the vaccine.
If you can't trust the product integral to your chosen profession, maybe you shouldn't be in that profession.
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4. Traffic jam reduces my electricity bill
Imagine the additional amount of electricity we’ll be using if we arrive early at home or go out late because there’s no traffic jam.
Since realising this, I prayed the traffic jam will be longer every time I clock out from office
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Selection panel:
1) Tun Hanif Omar, ex-Police Chief
2) DS Nik Ismail, Panglima TUDM
3) TS Dr. Ahmad Tajuddin Ali, TNB chair
4) Prof. Datuk Dr. Gauth Jasmon, MMU President
5) Prof. Datuk Dr. Mazlan Othman, DG Agensi Angkasa Negara
Public voting was NOT made at any stages.
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Gifted this book by someone dear to me. A paragraph in the foreword says:
"If we commit to loving, we will inevitably know loss and grief. If we try to avoid loss and grief, we will never truly love."
#currentlyreading
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I even remember saying to them "Good to know KTM learning from the Japanese. Hopefully lepas ni dpt on time mcm train system Jepun 😊"
Such hopes.
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@tattyhassan
Men like gifts associated with his hobby. You can't go wrong with this.
Outdoor guy? Buy him a camping gear.
Bookworm guy? Buy him a nice page anchor.
Gamer guy? Buy him a gaming chair.
K-pop stan guy? Buy him Blackpink tickets.
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@La_FarEast
Contrary to what was claimed, Malaysian diplomats are actually trained in a third/fourth/fifth language and normally sent to countries whose official language they are good at or have been trained in.
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@fazilism
@anthraxxxx
I think arahan internal polis skrg is 'bg advice and cakap baik2' dulu. Dua tiga hari nnt mesti diorg up kan level to demand with authority. Finally diorg akan keluarkan lori polis utk sumbat je mana2 residual yg dah pekak degil xblh bwk bincang sgt
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Real men mostly stay away from that 'kpop fangirling is childish' tweet because real men know we also never really grow up😂
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@xsyrf
@redzuanNewsMPB
So he lived as a free man for the next 11 years before finally getting nabbed? Unacceptable.
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My mom lost her partner of 50 years while she herself was positive Covid-19. She went through intense grieving alone for days without a single hug from family members (as she was in quarantine). She tested -ve two days ago and is now in good spirits. She's really super strong.
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Nothing hurts your heart, eyes and pocket like a physical manifestation of a currency exchange 💵
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PM Mahathir will never step in again as PM. TS Muhyiddin Yasin will become the 8th PM. The new political alliance will win the next GE. KJ will be made PM before 2040. I will finish my thesis by 2022.
This tweet will age well. At least till 2022.
#isaiditfirst
#instantpredictor
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Claim: Selection was based on public voting
Truth: 6 screening stages were held to shortlist candidates from the 11000+ applicants. These involved physical fitness test, health, psychiatric and psychology screening.
8 shortlisted candidates underwent panel selection
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I saved this one as I knew my dad made up the statistics on 17 May; among the 45 people who left that day. People sometimes miss this number, focusing more on the bigger and scarier looking new cases.
But it really is this small number that is most painful to be part of
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Buka puasa dkt masjid. Ramai yg boleh berbahasa Melayu sbb pernah tinggal dkt Malaysia 12, 20 tahun, sebelum settle down dkt NZ.
Favourite tagline bila diorg nampak Melayu: "Malaysia Boleh!"
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@NLisaNatalia
Wow Twitter is amazing! Regards to your wonderful dad, he truly represents the MH spirit :)
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@WafiyR0sli
Kerajaan tak decide basic gaji (except min wage), syarikat yg tentukan. Syarikat based on salary market, and market ikut supply and demand.
Tanggungjawab Kerajaan is to create market condition where companies are forced to increase salary by changing the supply/demand ratio.
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@aymanmat4
@MalaysiaGazette
Poorly worded news headline + culture baca tajuk + trigger-happy netizen. Mcmtu lah jadinya.
This guy ada 4 rekod jenayah lampau + penagih dadah. He is a criminal, not 'lelaki cuba pecah mesin ATM akibat kesempitan hidup'.
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@staronline
Hang on. So me traveling from a country with an almost zero Covid-19 case country-wide have to pay RM2100 and undergo 14-day quarantine despite negative test, while you guys coming from a state with significantly higher numbers can walk free if tested negative?
Just great.
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Great philosophers have asked questions like:
(1) "how do we know what we know?"
(2) "what is truth?"
'Stupid questions' are actually 'fundamental questions'. Real intellects love and celebrate fundamental questions.
“Tolong jangan tanya soalan bodoh.”
Saya pernah dengar seorang pensyarah respon begini kepada soalan anak muridnya.
Kadang2 mereka yang berpendidikan tinggi ini terlalu asyik dalam dunia ilmunya, dia lupa orang lain masih baru nak bertatih.
Bagi saya, tiada soalan yang bodoh.
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Meanwhile in its official Covid-19 website, NZ Government even teaches how to make a face mask on your own if you don't to buy one 🎭
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Dua minit sebelum buka puasa
"ok nk azan dah, tukar channel RTM, TV3 punya azan selalu lambat sikit"
If your family used to do this we same 😂
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60 people have just experienced DEATH.
726 people are experiencing intense PHYSICAL PAIN, right now.
786 FAMILIES are experiencing intense EMOTIONAL PAIN, right now.
This is how I see these numbers. How we all should see these numbers.
🔴 60 lagi kematian dilaporkan hari ini
🔴 726 pesakit dirawat di ICU
🔴 15 kluster baharu
#COVID19
#dudukdirumah
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@wnbalqishh
Tp New Zealand xde mamak 24 jam, banana leaf rice, nasi kak wok, mcflurry durian, uniqlo, xin fu tang, nasi kerabu, Mr. DIY, skyscrapers, kyochon, kfry, IKEA, Boy Iman, MRT, kicap, Maggi asam laksa, ayam goreng Mcd, kacang botol
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For context: this is an annually held big picnic event before Christmas + new year holidays. Acara tahunan.
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@fawadise
@ezwanfazrul
Quite a handful of self-proclaimed feminists are just misandrists hiding behind feminism. It's tarnishing all the good work.
Misandrists should be called out just as much as mysogynists.
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Woke up with this tweet blown. I don't have cakes to sell or Shopee links to suggest but I tweet tips about traveling and living abroad maybe like about twice a year so follow me they could be useful 🥵
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Anyone calling a bilateral defense meeting with China as 'jumpa komunis' either don't know anything about international relations to know its a normal affair, or know too much about domestic politics to consciously frame it negatively for political reasons.
Abah korang jumpa KOMUNIS.
Tapi berita Malaysia takda yang cover pun cerita ni. Takut ke abah?
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For people who are qualified, it is a no-brainer to consider migrating to NZ, at least until get your PR status. Once you do that your options become wider, and you have greater flexibility to decide your future life since you now have easy access to job markets in two countries.
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Imagine living in a country in year 2020 where the Government can announce its new Cabinet lineup sitting shoulder-to-shoulder without facemask and NOT drawing ire of the public because they successfully managed the pandemic.
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@kainiez
@SyedSaddiq
Let's just agree that summons issued under emotional circumstances should be automatically dropped.
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Been observing the life cycle of a Monarch butterfly throughout this Covid-19 period. All caterpillars went into 'lockdown' (pupa phase) before they gain complete freedom as a free flying butterfly. That's worth reflecting upon.
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Admit it, yg dpt secure Astrazeneca harini sama ada dah biasa beli ticket sale AirAsia, konsert Exo, atau Sambal Nyet.
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Few months ago I saw an old man with his friends sipping tea at ioi city mall who looked exactly like my late dad, with the same jovial demeanour. I know that’s not him, but seeing a resemblance of him in an animated conversation affected me emotionally.
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So it's in the NZ news now guys, Kiwis are demanding answers from PM Jacinda's Government 😓
Government facing questions over Malaysian MP's trip to NZ to visit family
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Quote this tweet and get 0 likes, 0 RTs and 0 comments by 5pm tomorrow.
One winner gets free 2D 1N glamping OR kampung chalet stay for TWO pax @ Sailor's Rest, Janda Baik, valid for use from 1 Jan 2021 - 31 Mar 2021.
We all need a holiday after CMCO. Good luck!
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Alang2 Parlimen tgh hot, let's refresh pasal proses penggubalan undang2. Used to work in Parliament, with first-hand experience seeing the best and the worst of it. Good times, but I don't miss it 😄
So here's how lawmaking is done (in simple terms)
[THREAD]
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